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Unread 14 Mar 2003, 13:44   #1
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Saddam Hussien
So whatdya reckon, is he going to go out;


[ ] In a blaze of glory, using chemical weapons against US/British troops before taking one in the head hitler style.

[ ] Get captured by US forces and put on trial in the Hague.


[ ] Run Run Run forest run styley to Saudi Arabia, sit back with Adi Amin, and talk 'bout the good old days of the seventies when you could do what the fck you wanted.

[ ] Go on the run OBL style and never be seen again.

[ ] Pay a shady trafficer £50,000 to be smuggled into britain where he will shave his 'tache and open a kebab takeaway.


Please Ladies and Gents, no discussions about the war/america/bush/why you hate america/bush/why you love america/bush but hate france. I DONT CARE, this is with reference to old Saddam 'imself. Whats the poor bloke going to do eh??!?!?!
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[x] Introduce Kebabs to the usa and make millions selling them to the fat bastards
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He's gonna get captured by the SAS or some Rangers (not the Power Rangers) fleeing one of his presidential palaces after Baghdad is taken.
They'll drag him before Bush, Blair, Rumsfeld(sp?), Powell - the whole gang - where he will tear off his plastic face to reveal he is, infact, Hitler, while muttering "Ich würde weg mit es haben wenn es war nicht für Sie pesky Zicklein!"
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[X] In a blaze of glory, using chemical weapons against US/British troops


[ ] Get captured by US forces and put on trial in the Hague.


[ ] Run Run Run forest run styley to Saudi Arabia, sit back with Adi Amin, and talk 'bout the good old days of the seventies when you could do what the fck you wanted.

[X] Go on the run OBL style and never be seen again.

[ ] Pay a shady trafficer £50,000 to be smuggled into britain where he will shave his 'tache and open a kebab takeaway.
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So whatdya reckon, is he going to go out;


[ ] Get captured by US forces and put on trial in the Hague.
WE DONT WANT HIM HERE, it'll decrease the value of my house so just shoot him ta
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[x] Introduce Kebabs to the usa and make millions selling them to the fat bastards
dont be mean to the greek waiter
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he'll prob go to france
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Next president of the United States of what the **** is the deal with all these shiet threads?
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I get a message from The Other Side saying Hussein will be an old man before he dies.
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I get a message from The Other Side saying Hussein will be an old man before he dies.

They told me John F Kennedy is alive running a burger joint in Mississipi. The call centre down there didn't take too kindly to me ringing up asking where he worked. Wankers.
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they wont capture him anyway. It wouldnt suprise me if he was out of iraq before the war begins
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they wont capture him anyway. It wouldnt suprise me if he was out of iraq before the war begins
I dunno...he's crazy, so his microwave is prolly telling him that he'll win and should stay in Baghdad. Then, when the rangers/sas knock on his door, he'll pee his pants and blow his head off
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Crazy? Talking to his microwave? Where did you get that idea? David Letterman?

All evidence actually points to SH being very intelligent, extremely calculating and anything but cowardly.

You simply dont stage a military coup in a country like Iraq then hold absolute power for as long as he has without some actual qualities you know.


I doubt very much he will be 'peeing' himself.
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[ ] Get captured by US forces and put on trial in the Hague.
would this be at the newly formed permament International Criminal Court, that the US has refused to endorse?
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Crazy? Talking to his microwave? Where did you get that idea? David Letterman?

All evidence actually points to SH being very intelligent, extremely calculating and anything but cowardly.

You simply dont stage a military coup in a country like Iraq then hold absolute power for as long as he has without some actual qualities you know.


I doubt very much he will be 'peeing' himself.

oh no he wont, cos hes a TERORITST!!!!!!11111nodrog122"
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I doubt very much he will be 'peeing' himself.
What if he's missplaced his 'piss bag'?
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I doubt very much he will be 'peeing' himself.
He'll pee on himselft if he's got any brain at all.
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