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2 Dec 2003, 16:03
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Miles Teg
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Haiku's
haikus are real gay
cause they put limitations
on syllables used
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2 Dec 2003, 16:16
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Re: Haiku's
just another form
of our communication
but with more rhythm
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2 Dec 2003, 16:21
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Re: Haiku's
Is this thread purposely posted every 3 weeks or so?
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2 Dec 2003, 16:29
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Re: Haiku's
haiku?
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2 Dec 2003, 16:31
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Haiku's
You ruined it now,
so much potential squandered,
nice while it lasted.
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2 Dec 2003, 17:49
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Re: Haiku's
no it wasn't
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2 Dec 2003, 17:52
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Re: Haiku's
Quote:
Originally Posted by Androme2
haiku?
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stupid poem with a set amount of sylables (sp?) in each line... something like 3 lines per verse, 5 in the first as it seems from those guys, 7 in the second line, and 5 in the last line... although i did think it was 3 myself when i learnt it in English, but my teacher was a retard
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fo shizzle ma nizzle: a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother."
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2 Dec 2003, 19:12
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Miles Teg
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Re: Haiku's
your teacher, alas
was indeed a retard, heh
he is forgiven
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2 Dec 2003, 19:19
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Re: Haiku's
haiku is crap
it made the japanese lose
they dont even care
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2 Dec 2003, 19:26
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Haiku's
The Meaning of Haiku
Focus your thinking
Try and make each phrase mean more
Let the words puzzle
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2 Dec 2003, 20:04
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Re: Haiku's
Quote:
Originally Posted by Knight Theamion
your teacher, alas
was indeed a retard, heh
he is forgiven
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she ... and no shes not heh, i blame her for making a mess of the first year studying my GCSE English thingymejig, how was i supposed to know that if i spoke to her about common interests and tastes in music id have gotten on well with her?... pfft
ok yeah it was my fault
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2 Dec 2003, 20:06
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Haiku's
User annoyance
Close thread Ban user Delete
Moderator fun
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2 Dec 2003, 20:13
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Haiku's
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
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You Can Smell Them Even Through The Internet
Their stench is sickly
Moderator affliction
DM reeks of fag
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2 Dec 2003, 20:21
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Haiku's
Kids close MSN
Fear of e-molestation
Dace dribbles with glee
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2 Dec 2003, 20:21
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Haiku's
Ode to Muslim
He never gets laid,
Poor lad in blue balls shocker,
Point him to meaple
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2 Dec 2003, 20:29
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Haiku's
Quote:
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Kids close MSN
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DM's Haiku Directed At Me Really Did Make No Sense - Why If I'm Supposedly A Paedo Would I Be Gleeful That A Grooming Area Was Closed?
DM makes no sense
The weight of years presses down
Reasoning is crushed
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3 Dec 2003, 00:20
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Re: Haiku's
I made a haiku
No insults to be found in here
Immaturity
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3 Dec 2003, 00:22
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Re: Haiku's
Live on an Island
Not much to do in this hole
At least im dead soon
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3 Dec 2003, 00:26
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Re: Haiku's
Don't kill urself dude
Psychiatric help is near
We love you ok.
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3 Dec 2003, 00:28
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Re: Haiku's
Faces everywhere,
surrounded and yet alone,
won't you kill me now?
See I can do dark too.
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3 Dec 2003, 00:38
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Re: Haiku's
Im wearing socks today
Theyre white with bits of purple
They look a bit gay
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4 Dec 2003, 10:39
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Re: Haiku's
Haiku: Ode to Roadkill
Lifeless and flattened
Unidentifiable
Baking on cement
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4 Dec 2003, 10:50
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Re: Haiku's
Hey dudes whats up here
This internet thing is
Spam spam spam spam spam.
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4 Dec 2003, 11:00
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Haiku's
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Hello, press office.
Yes you can come to the Street
with valid ID
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Desribing our day?
In that case I'll have tyres please.
165/13.
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4 Dec 2003, 12:21
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Re: Haiku's
This thread is full of
Idiots are not so bad
Why are they hated?
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4 Dec 2003, 12:26
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Re: Haiku's
Have to write essay
Wasting my time on forums
Need to start it now
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Please bear in mind when reading the above post that I am always right.
Quote:
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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4 Dec 2003, 13:39
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Re: Haiku's
Best get it done then
Or else forever you shall
work at McDonalds
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4 Dec 2003, 13:50
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Friendly geek of GD :-/
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Re: Haiku's
I am bad at this,
don't get it. I think I suck.
Unfortunately
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4 Dec 2003, 13:51
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Re: Haiku's
Plz could you kindly
Quit posting from this thread dude
You're ruining it.
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4 Dec 2003, 14:13
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Friendly geek of GD :-/
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Re: Haiku's
At least I have tried
but I didn't succeed. Now I
go away crying
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4 Dec 2003, 15:53
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Re: Haiku's
i have bronchitis
chest feels like a toblerone
someone shoot me quick
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4 Dec 2003, 16:06
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Haiku's
Home-made pizzas rock,
although mine just exploded
tomato over me.
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4 Dec 2003, 19:35
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Miles Teg
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Re: Haiku's
i feel really sick
want to puke my guts out
not going to do
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4 Dec 2003, 20:38
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Re: Haiku's
Wun too thwee fore fy've'h
This line is a rhyme of crime
Guess what its called spam
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4 Dec 2003, 20:58
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Re: Haiku's
and it's all just a
little bit of history
repeating. so there.
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5 Dec 2003, 00:37
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Re: Haiku's
no need to be so
arrogant people are gay
happy happy times
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5 Dec 2003, 01:37
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Re: Haiku's
i had a flat tire
had to walk home
now i'm tired
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5 Dec 2003, 01:41
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Re: Haiku's
Where art thou Nodrog
Banished forever from haiku
That'll be the day
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5 Dec 2003, 13:01
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Miles Teg
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Re: Haiku's
Quote:
Originally Posted by KoeN
i had a flat tire
did a real long walk home
now i'm tired
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5 Dec 2003, 13:27
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Re: Haiku's
Lil Boy Lil Penis Yea
DaceMonkey @ hotmailCOM
Stay away kiddies!
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5 Dec 2003, 13:35
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Re: Haiku's
tell me, why is there
an apostrophe in the
title of this thread?
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5 Dec 2003, 13:40
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Re: Haiku's
Symm Symm Symm Symm Symm
Card Yeah Card Yeah Card Yeah Card
Symm Card Symm Card Yea.
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5 Dec 2003, 13:51
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Re: Haiku's
Well he is foreign.
Rare for Johnny Foreigner
to never screw up.
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5 Dec 2003, 14:04
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Love's Sweet Exile
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Re: Haiku's
hmm...the-am-i-on
four syllables in that word
i say it like that :|
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5 Dec 2003, 14:06
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Haiku's
Thee mee on you clown.
Unless I'm very wrong like,
if so I'm sorry.
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5 Dec 2003, 14:08
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Love's Sweet Exile
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Re: Haiku's
you're probably right
i never was good with names
i'll go back to sleep
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5 Dec 2003, 14:26
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Re: Haiku's
User caught sleeping
Delete the user right now
Dace is here, help me.
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5 Dec 2003, 17:09
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Haiku's
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
"Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave."
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TF plagurised
He has no creative bones
You can tell he's "red"
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5 Dec 2003, 17:27
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Re: Haiku's
What about "Haiku's"
Who, I ask, is this haiku
And what does he have
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Re: Haiku's
theamion is teh gay
we still love him thuogh
i hope that's ok
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