F-Crew Recruitment R27

[Smokeh]

Back in the days when Planetarion first started, heroes emerged from across the globe... Spanning the continents these brave souls banded together to create strong bonds and noble alliances, battling together for good and evil in an effort to reach the top of the universe. However, there were those who were not quite heroic... instead of listening in on briefings, they chose to fart and laugh about it instead. Those who edited the BCs slides to show phallic symbols superimposed on the foreheads of HCs... These people were cast out from society, but answered to a different calling... A calling which drew them together like an unseen force, one which the universe had never seen (or ever wanted to for that matter) and they called themselves F-Crew.

Back once again, like some kind of renegade masters, F-Crew will be actively recruiting in round 27.

F-Crew are Planetarion's oldest consecutive-running alliance, having existed since round 1 and actively played every round. Being a member of F-Crew is a bit like being part of history... if history was some kind of malformed giant dinosaur that feasted on the blood of children.

If you're new to Planetarion, chances are you'll need a helping hand in your first round - we all once did. Or, if you fancy helping out the new member base and like having a laugh, then F-Crew could be for you too. Let's face it - we all love a bit of hero worship.

We don't ask for much, we're a non-assuming bunch of gents and gentesses who prefer to play the game for fun rather than in religious pursuit of victory as an only goal. We only ask that:

• you are prepared to be IRC active
• you are willing to learn from and/or help out others
• you are loyal

F-Crew has always had a reputation as an alliance willing to help out new players and teach them the game as well as giving older more experienced players a gentler slope back into the game. We're willing to take on players and help them learn the game, but we're also fiercely competitive and not to be underestimated. Think of us as the small, frightened shrew sat on top of a detonator, in heat.

What F-Crew can do for you

We offer:

• Daily attacks organised by an experienced BC team
• Organised defence
• Competitions
• A bot with a wide range of tools designed to help your play
• Story time with Zimra
• Cutting, hurtful abuse from experienced BCs

We're always working on improving our tools for members (and looking wistfully on at Orbit's bot... Seriously Yoshi, get a life) and open to suggestions. It's like fricking magic!

The Dream Team

• Wakey - Our Administrative Godzilla, now into his 50th year, Wakey is a founding member of F-Crew and possibly the most handsome man in Planetarion today.
• Smokeh - Technology Monster, responsible for spying on all other alliances through m00kitty and being generally gross.
• Imperial - Recruitment Consultant, master at arms, spiritual guide, general ass face.
• Vansun - Tactical General, hard-assed defence master, hotter than a firecracker in a thermos flask.

In an ingenius tactical stroke, we fobbed Juice, Minister of Drunk, off to Orbit so he can go have a stick up his ass right there. We have come to realise we can have fun and NOT be bollocked for it. No longer do F-Crew live in fear of Judge Judas!

How to apply

Come to #f-crew on IRC at irc.netgamers.org (Instructions: http://www.clawofdarkness.com/pawiki...net_Relay_Chat) and chat to us (if you get stuck, send a PM to me on the forums or apply in-game and we'll try and help you out). See if you like us before applying, and remember to be crazy. Smokeh, Vansun or Imperial should help you out - but someone will help you out even if they are busy in some kind of mutant sex orgy.

We love crazy.

This promotional message was bought to you by Smokeh, Entropy and Coca-Cola

[[DW]Entropy]

Go Team!

[Juice]

Have a great round guys / gals

By the way, I never bollocked anyone for having fun, I did bollock people for going to far.

[[DW]Entropy]

Originally Posted by Juice

Have a great round guys / gals

By the way, I never bollocked anyone for having fun, I did bollock people for going to far.

you're just bitter you can't join in the funsies no more

[Juice]

Posted edited due to looking bitter (apparently).

[Donar]

the dream team

have fun like always

gl

[Membrivio]

Wow, Orbit mentioned twice in your recruitment thread!
That is almost unwillingly surreptitious advertising! Thanks for that!
I really like your recruitment thread, nice to read!

Good luck for the round, F-crew! Especially with handling that nerd Entropy (<3) Have fun and have a good fight for 10th spot!

[csillag]

[damo8]

Good luck F-Crew

Always a great alliance for a new player.

[Fatrick]

Originally Posted by Smokeh

Story time with Zimra

Do my eyes decieve me or are you implying hes playing again?

Anways, good luck to you lot.

[Smokeh]

Originally Posted by Fatrick

Do my eyes decieve me or are you implying hes playing again?

You'd have to rejoin F-Crew to find out, I'm afraid... (But we always keep our promises)

[M0RPH3US]

nice post

gl for the coming round

[exblade]

happy roiding

[ana3d]

hi ENTROPY

[ana3d]

Ok. why i have retarded bluemen in my signature. who put it there.

[Greendog]

He is not retarded, he is the Cookie Monster!!!


Yay!!


Join F-Crew, we are brilliant and mostly drunk.

[Zimra]

Woohoo! F-Crew! I'll see you when the round starts. How many more peoples minds are we going to scar permenantly this time?

You know what they say: 'Once you've had F-Crew, you'll never go back.'

Love you all, you sick bastards.

Oh, and Fatrick:

'Fatricks head burst like a ripe watermelon hit with a baseball bat. Blood sprayed and brain flew, splattering the faces of anyone unlucky enough to be too close. A crimson puddle spread across the room as blood oozed from the remains of Fatrick's head.'

[Fatrick]

good to know im still as loved as i was all those rounds ago :P

good to see u back and kickin zim mate

[csillag]

lol zim, that was harsh:P

[ParadiseLost]

good luck

[cha^]

Best of luck for the coming round Smokeh and entair F-Crew

[Markie]

well the f-crew theard are getting worse every round :P