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10 Feb 2006, 23:16
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Valentines Day
So what are you doing for it?
If I still have a girlfriend Im going for the simple touch of buying 12 red roses, a card and then dinner. You cant **** that up surely. Ive booked a table at a nice little italian restaurant, it does candles and shit that night so hopefully she will be impressed. IF I dont have a girlfriend by tuesday then I am going to ask out this cute girl in my lecture on monday.
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10 Feb 2006, 23:20
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Re: Valentines Day
go for it
bought the wife a CD she wanted, no doubt i will get something nice that i have asked for at some point since christmas, i will cook us something on the night, not sure what yet though
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10 Feb 2006, 23:22
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Re: Valentines Day
If she says yes are you going to take her to the same place and would you tell her?
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10 Feb 2006, 23:26
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Re: Valentines Day
I'll be having sex with your girlfriend.
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10 Feb 2006, 23:29
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Re: Valentines Day
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Originally Posted by All Systems Go
If she says yes are you going to take her to the same place and would you tell her?
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10 Feb 2006, 23:32
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Re: Valentines Day
Valentines Day?
**** VALENTINES DAY. **** RELATIONSHIPS. **** LOVEY-DOVEY COUPLES WHO WON'T KEEP THEIR ****ING HANDS OFF EACH OTHER IN FRONT OF YOU. **** HEAD-CASES WHO PRETEND THEY LIKE YOU ONLY TO STICK YOU IN THE FRIENDS ZONE. **** GIRLS WHO THINK THEY CAN HAVE IT ALL AND THEN CRY ON THE NEXT IDIOT'S SHOULDER WHEN THEY FIND OUT THEY CAN'T. **** GIRLS WHO LEAD YOU ON, **** GIRLS WHO WANT TO SEE YOU FALL. **** PRETENTIOUS BITCHES WHO THINK THAT THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOU. **** IT ALL.
Any questions? Check this thread out. You'll want to pay attention to my posts. I didn't post a conclusion, no doubt you can work it out for yourselves.
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10 Feb 2006, 23:34
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Re: Valentines Day
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no im not stupid ;p
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No to both questions or just the second one?
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10 Feb 2006, 23:51
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Re: Valentines Day
well, I hate it and always have. I really try not to make any special effort whatsoever.
Then I suprise them with a thoughtful* gift so they love me more than ever
gf is getting a balloon and a cuddly bear delivered to her. (yay internet!)
Can't decide whether to get her a card or not...
Roses are so cliche. I can't believe people still buy them for valentines day and even more that girls actually want them. (oh wow roses for valentines day who'd have thought it)
*by thoughtful i mean not roses
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11 Feb 2006, 00:18
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Re: Valentines Day
I think a single red rose delivered by hand is quite romantic (and it's what I'll be doing!)
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11 Feb 2006, 00:21
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Re: Valentines Day
Yes and a cuddly bear isn't cliched at all Ste...
I plan on going out and getting drunk on Valentine's day. My theory is; any girls who are out in bars or whatnot will be single and hopefully very depressed about it, so I can take advantage of their vulnerable situation!
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11 Feb 2006, 00:23
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Re: Valentines Day
I'm going to the dentist to have root canal which i'll have to pay for
thats after i take the car to the garage for a £200 repair bill
after that who can afford to buy roses for aynone
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11 Feb 2006, 00:27
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Re: Valentines Day
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Yes and a cuddly bear isn't cliched at all Ste...
I plan on going out and getting drunk on Valentine's day. My theory is; any girls who are out in bars or whatnot will be single and hopefully very depressed about it, so I can take advantage of their vulnerable situation!
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the cuddly bear came free with the balloon
But good plan btw
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11 Feb 2006, 00:38
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Re: Valentines Day
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
I plan on going out and getting drunk on Valentine's day. My theory is; any girls who are out in bars or whatnot will be single and hopefully very depressed about it, so I can take advantage of their vulnerable situation!
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I'm in fact doing the same, but to complicate it I'm going out with a good female friend of mine (no sex has, is or will ever be involved) to go and pull people. Everyone should be single, so that's one obstacle gone. On the other hand, I'm ****ed if all the girls think I'm seeing her. Damn.
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11 Feb 2006, 00:42
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Re: Valentines Day
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Originally Posted by furball
I'm in fact doing the same, but to complicate it I'm going out with a good female friend of mine (no sex has, is or will ever be involved) to go and pull people. Everyone should be single, so that's one obstacle gone. On the other hand, I'm ****ed if all the girls think I'm seeing her. Damn.
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don't worry.
(if they think you're not going to leech on them then they'll talk to you and let you leech on them)
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11 Feb 2006, 00:52
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Re: Valentines Day
Oh shit.
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11 Feb 2006, 00:58
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Re: Valentines Day
Valentine's Day is a terrible day. Fortunately, I'm single this year so \o/.
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11 Feb 2006, 01:07
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Re: Valentines Day
the male equivalent is so much easier to understand.
Steak and blowjob day.
What could be simpler? and better?
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11 Feb 2006, 01:36
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Re: Valentines Day
Roses are cool if you happen to know your girlfriend hasn't been sent roses before because everyone she's ever dated before thought they were too cliche to ever give them.
Having said that, I'll be having a night in. He's cooking dinner, I'm making desert. There will probably be candles and lots of sex with the candles at an safe distance. Safety first, and all that.
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11 Feb 2006, 01:54
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Re: Valentines Day
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There will probably be candles and lots of sex with the candles at an safe distance.
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11 Feb 2006, 01:56
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Re: Valentines Day
I'l probably be crying myself to sleep over loves lost
Or not. Being single, as shit as it is sometimes, is for me the best. Regular sex and all that is nice, but it always gets me into trouble.
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11 Feb 2006, 02:04
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Re: Valentines Day
I'll be doing the same thing I do every year, gettting stupidly drunk and trying to forget all about it (this year's worse, flatmate has asked me to vacate the flat for the night so he and his girl can have a nice romantic evening together )
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11 Feb 2006, 02:05
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Re: Valentines Day
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
Roses are cool if you happen to know your girlfriend hasn't been sent roses before because everyone she's ever dated before thought they were too cliche to ever give them.
Having said that, I'll be having a night in. He's cooking dinner, I'm making desert. There will probably be candles and lots of sex with the candles.
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11 Feb 2006, 02:06
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Re: Valentines Day
I anticipate either a night of Special Guinness (cheers, Mark for the idea) or heading to the anti-Valentines effort one of the Unions is having.
Speed-dating eh. Proposterous.
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11 Feb 2006, 03:58
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Re: Valentines Day
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Originally Posted by Ste
well, I hate it and always have. I really try not to make any special effort whatsoever.
Then I suprise them with a thoughtful* gift so they love me more than ever
gf is getting a balloon and a cuddly bear delivered to her. (yay internet!)
Can't decide whether to get her a card or not...
Roses are so cliche. I can't believe people still buy them for valentines day and even more that girls actually want them. (oh wow roses for valentines day who'd have thought it)
*by thoughtful i mean not roses
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well this is our fitst vallentines together so it cant be that cliche, i havent bought her roses before, anyway what girl doesnt like roses?
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11 Feb 2006, 04:46
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Re: Valentines Day
I got given a rose tonight. Ok, it was from an ex-girlfriend, and she had originally bought it for her (now ex) boyfriend, and he threw it upon the floor, and it got trodden on. But I did get given a rose, followed by lots of kisses, so now I am praying I don't have to sort anything out for valentines day... That would just be annoying.
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Re: Valentines Day
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Originally Posted by Obliterate
I think a single red rose delivered by hand is quite romantic (and it's what I'll be doing!)
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11 Feb 2006, 05:26
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Re: Valentines Day
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If you're about seven I imagine it's the way to go !
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11 Feb 2006, 08:42
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Re: Valentines Day
I shall be staying in, at home, on my own.
no doubt getting increasingly drunk as I curse the stupid idealist demands of this stupid ****ing society.
But my escape will not work because blizzard are ****ing ****s.
Oh yes, because people that play WoW really want to ****ing hand 'love tokens' to other ****ing players and all that shite. **** OFF. There was no ****ing need at all to do in game event for this utter tripe day, but nooooooooooo you had to be ****s about it , you ****ing french bastards.
**** off.
and you know what there's ****ing wreaths. ****ing rose wreaths everywhere. Just because the ****s cant be ****ed to actually add content to the game thats useful but instead waste time on ****ing shite like this for ****ing days that no-one gives a flying **** about.
****ers.
and the bastards are even biggoted in their ****ing french idealistic shite outlook on life.
can i give ****ing love day things to a guard of the same sex ? no i can ****ing not. No hot man on man stormwind guard sex for me.
and al lthe ****ing rivers have to have stupid bastard floating ****ing candles in them. ****s sake.
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11 Feb 2006, 09:27
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Re: Valentines Day
i'll deliver her some roses i guess. and we're going to some restaurant in a forest to have high tea. (she organised that).
i'm really really crap at romance but i'll do my best. i hope she doesn't expect much.
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11 Feb 2006, 10:56
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Re: Valentines Day
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Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
But my escape will not work because blizzard are ****ing ****s.
Oh yes, because people that play WoW really want to ****ing hand 'love tokens' to other ****ing players and all that shite. **** OFF. There was no ****ing need at all to do in game event for this utter tripe day, but nooooooooooo you had to be ****s about it , you ****ing french bastards.
**** off.
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That would make me want to play the game.
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11 Feb 2006, 11:29
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Re: Valentines Day
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Valentine's Day is a terrible day. Fortunately, I'm single this year so \o/.
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11 Feb 2006, 12:04
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Re: Valentines Day
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Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
I shall be staying in, at home, on my own.
no doubt getting increasingly drunk as I curse the stupid idealist demands of this stupid ****ing society.
But my escape will not work because blizzard are ****ing ****s.
Oh yes, because people that play WoW really want to ****ing hand 'love tokens' to other ****ing players and all that shite. **** OFF. There was no ****ing need at all to do in game event for this utter tripe day, but nooooooooooo you had to be ****s about it , you ****ing french bastards.
**** off.
and you know what there's ****ing wreaths. ****ing rose wreaths everywhere. Just because the ****s cant be ****ed to actually add content to the game thats useful but instead waste time on ****ing shite like this for ****ing days that no-one gives a flying **** about.
****ers.
and the bastards are even biggoted in their ****ing french idealistic shite outlook on life.
can i give ****ing love day things to a guard of the same sex ? no i can ****ing not. No hot man on man stormwind guard sex for me.
and al lthe ****ing rivers have to have stupid bastard floating ****ing candles in them. ****s sake.
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11 Feb 2006, 12:34
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Re: Valentines Day
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At least five different parts of me just died a little inside.
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11 Feb 2006, 12:38
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Re: Valentines Day
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At least five different parts of me just died a little inside.
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Don't worry, it's just NB3 being retarded.
Blizzard have done little events like this for basically every occasion (All Hallow's Eve, Christmas, New Year, now Valentine's) and the team that does them is independent of the "new content designing" bit in any case.
Plus, you know, stuff.
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Re: Valentines Day
That's even worse :((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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11 Feb 2006, 12:42
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Re: Valentines Day
i feel your pain jonny :(((((
will you be my valentine? <3 <3
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11 Feb 2006, 12:46
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Re: Valentines Day
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That's even worse :((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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11 Feb 2006, 12:50
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Re: Valentines Day
Oh JJ you've made me as happy as a schoolgirl being led away by dace with a bunch of candies in his hand.
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11 Feb 2006, 12:51
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Re: Valentines Day
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Stalin has a romantic heart <3
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What? I did get it? Hurrah!
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Re: Valentines Day
Pig, what happened to the French girl?
As for me, I have a fun night in doing coursework planned.
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11 Feb 2006, 14:50
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Re: Valentines Day
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Don't worry, it's just NB3 being retarded.
Blizzard have done little events like this for basically every occasion (All Hallow's Eve, Christmas, New Year, now Valentine's) and the team that does them is independent of the "new content designing" bit in any case.
Plus, you know, stuff.
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11 Feb 2006, 15:13
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Re: Valentines Day
I'll be on a plane to Nebraska.
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Re: Valentines Day
I already gave the wife a valentines day present, so on the 14th, I don't have to do anything.
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11 Feb 2006, 16:47
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Re: Valentines Day
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last valentine's day i was going into kingston to get drunk.
during the bus ride there a girl commented to me... "you won't pull dressed like that"
that was nice.
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btw, the editing thing aint that wierd, i dont know if its because i didnt have any special attachment with the old "edit", like you guys had...
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Re: Valentines Day
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Originally Posted by horn
last valentine's day i was going into kingston to get drunk.
during the bus ride there a girl commented to me... "you won't pull dressed like that"
that was nice.
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That's exactly what you get for going out in Kingston
stop doing it!
edit: I will probably be working, I just found out (in a letter delivered to me today) that I have a presentation to do on 19th Century European History at 9am on the 15th. So I shall be working on that.
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1up on you
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Re: Valentines Day
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Pig, what happened to the French girl?
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Re: Valentines Day
I shall be in a hotel in Skipton.
Not with a girl though, working
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Re: Valentines Day
Rent boy?
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Re: Valentines Day
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Rent boy?
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Re: Valentines Day
setting myself on fire, at least then i'll get that warm feeling inside
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