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Unread 26 Dec 2005, 03:45   #1
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ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped

...but its time to have some nuts and get it off your chest.
  1. I was pretty glad when George Best finally died, but then filled with remorse when the tv was filled with ****ing bollocks about some kidney abusing alchy
  2. I will be similarly glad when paul 'wife beater' gascoigne dies
  3. Little Britain has never been, and can never be, funny.
  4. Ricky Gervais wouldnt know comedy if i pushed him off a cliff. (I realise this isnt the correct way to end this phrase, but id frankly just quite like to push him off a cliff)
  5. Modern black music is rubbish.
  6. If you watch Music Television, your chances of achieving anything in life are approx 0%
  7. Where has this myth that princess diana was ever attractive came from? She wasnt.
  8. 99% of Women in western society of all ages and classes have no manners, class, decorum, self-respect, etc etc etc. Men are capable of being bigger assholes, but women have a base level of shit.
  9. Wanking over the following shows decreases your chances of being a rational member of society : Lost, Desperate Housewives, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Space Cadets.
  10. Besides Shaun of the dead, Simon Pegg has never ever ever ever ever been funny. Re Guest House Paradiso.
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Unread 26 Dec 2005, 03:55   #2
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Re: ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped

I doubt 3,4,5, 6 or 7 would get you neg repped, they're pretty familiar sentiments (to the point where 6 is a cliche).

8 would get you neg repped for being an idiotic generalisation.

I'm not sure about 1 or 2.

10 would get you neg repped by me because of the existence of 'Spaced' which is both funny and far superior to 'Shaun of the Dead'.

Mainly complaining gets you neg repped, I suspect.
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11. Family Guy Season 4 was slightly dissapointing but "Stewie Griffin : The Untold Story" pretty much signals Family Guy having "lost it"
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Re: ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped

Creating threads about neg reps is shit. Lost is a great show and **** you for saying otherwise. Also, you're misogynist dipshit and apparently incredibly ignorant, and this whole thread is just one big trolling attempt for angry responses from idiots like myself and **** me if I can't help biting. Oh, and I hope you die from face aids.
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Unread 26 Dec 2005, 05:03   #5
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Lost is good and Curb Your Enthusiasm isn't bad either.
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In this post I will be edgy by controversially claiming to dislike popular things.


1) 'The Simpsons' has very little substance. Yes its often clever, but its impossible to connect with or care about the characters, due to their being completely 1-dimensional. See something like Seinfeld for an example of how a show can be hilarious, yet still have interesting plots and effective characterisation.

2) The Smiths would have been better if Morrisey had written more proper songs rather than continually writing lyrics that are very clever oh look how clever my lyrics are arent I cynical and clever.

3) Contrary to popular opinion, the sixties sucked for music. The Beatles are easily the most overrated band of all-time, since with the exception of Seargant Pepper their backcatalogue consists mostly of soulless, bland crap. Pet Sounds is a boring album, and the rest of the 'music' produced during the 60's is largely beneath comment. Producing yet another half-hearted lovesong does not constitute talent. People who like 60's music generally fall into 2 categories - those who grew up during the decade and connect the music with whatever hippy crap they were doing, and rate it based on their nostalgic memories rather than its quality, and people who didnt grow up during the 60's yet have constantly been told that 60's music is good to the point where they believe it. Music began in the 70s.

4) Catchphrase based comedy is one of the lowest forms of humour. Little Britain is shit for this very reason.

5) My Bloody Valentine - Loveless is not a good album.

6) The type of humour a person likes can say a lot about their character. Enjoying material which primarilly revolves around the suffering of others is a decent indicator that you are a bitter individual filled with ressentiment and general hatred of life. "Beadle's About" and "Space Cadets" are good examples of the sort of thing I mean, since both are essentially just sophistacted versions of laughing at people that trip up while walking along the street. People who are constantly self-deprecating also fall into this category - theres an excellent quote by Ayn Rand that is so memorable that I cant remember it, however it involved claiming that it was twisted to either maliciously laugh at something you value, or mock the good for being good.


edit: top 10 lists are better than top 6 lists so I'll pad it out by throwing in random political topics which I've found people tend to dislike.

7) The idea that males have an 'obligation' towards unwanted children is hideously hideously wrong, and is rooted in a fairly anti-life conception of duty ethics. The right for a woman to have an abortion, and the right for a man to disassociate completely from a pregnancy before the child is born without having to support the child in any way both stem from the same underlying principle, and if you support one without the other then you are a hypocrite.

8) I dont understand why people oppose abortion as a means of contraception, designer babies (eg picking sex/hair colour/etc), the selling of organs ("I'll donate you a kidney if you pay me £10000") or cosmetic surgery for non-medical reasons ("I'd like a nicer jawline"). Even among people who believe these things should be legal, there tends to be some deep-rooted unease towards them and it strikes me as baseless.

9) There is no real justification for limiting the rights of either children or the 'mentally ill'. Invent all the rationalisations you like, but you wont be able to find a consistent reason that amounts to anything more than 'because I say so'.

10) Incest taboos are completely irrational, and no, I dont give a shit about evolutionary psychology. If you want to have sex with your cousin and marry her afterwards, go ahead.

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3) Contrary to popular opinion, the sixties sucked for music. The Beatles are easily the most overrated band of all-time, since with the exception of Seargant Pepper their backcatalogue consists mostly of soulless, bland crap. Pet Sounds is a boring album, and the rest of the 'music' produced during the 60's is largely beneath comment. Producing yet another half-hearted lovesong does not constitute talent. People who like 60's music fall into 2 categories - those who grew up during the decade and connect the music with whatever hippy crap they were doing, and rate it based on their nostalgic memories rather than its quality, and people who didnt grow up during the 60's yet have constantly been told that 60's music is good to the point where they believe it.
I agree with the statement on the Beatles. I think Beatles music is tepid. I totally disagree with the statement on the 60's. The Mommas & the Poppas, Jefferson Airplane, Jimi Hendrix, the Zombies, Johnny Cash At Folsom Prison and other Outlaw Country, the Rolling Stones....I fall into neither of your two categories and I love music from the 60's. Well I also love music from the 40's (lena horn & ella fitzgerald ftw) 50's, 70's, 80's, er...90's (not much), and 00's (not really much at all)

Okay I'll jump into this game since another person now has:

1)Nirvana sucks. It's overplayed and I can't actually remember now if it was ever any good.
2)Tom Cruise can act - Minority Report is proof of this.
3)The UK could have easily lost the Falklands War if chance had favored Argentina. (and wouldn't that have been an embarrassment, losing to a 3rd world country).
4)I'm the best poster GD's has ever had, ever.
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1. Yahwe is amazing
2. Communism has never works, just look at USSR etc
3. George Bush is the greatest President ever, Iraq needed to happen, Saddam sodomised kids, I know because Bush told me so
4. TLKIN LK DIS IZ GD IF U CNT RD IT DEN ITZ UR OWN PRBLM
5. I hate all these damn neg reps I'm getting, it's so unfair, why can't you guys just leave your name, get rid of the rep system
6. The rep system is great I love neg repping people and leaving other peoples names, then they get neg repped in retaliation its so much fun!
7. Hockey Hockey Hockey
8. hey dudes I've just found this great website called www.somethingawful.com
9. Dante, Jonnybgood, MarilynManson, Jakiri and Kurashima are all fags lolz
10. I use Internet Explorer and I'm proud.


Does that fit the thread quite well?
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2) The Smiths would have been better if Morrisey had written more proper songs rather than continually writing lyrics that are very clever oh look how clever my lyrics are arent I cynical and clever.
Coming from the man who called belle and sebastian the best band ever...

to be fair to you, you may have been taking the piss, i can never tell with you any more
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Little Britain has never been, and can never be, funny.
Ricky Gervais wouldnt know comedy if i pushed him off a cliff. (I realise this isnt the correct way to end this phrase, but id frankly just quite like to push him off a cliff)
Anyone who finds anything funny about Ricky Gervais should be shot. I want to slap him and kick him in the bollocks any time I see some of his "comedy". Is this meant to be funny?

Little Britian isn't usually much better. I do find some sketches funny, but mainly it's prety poor.

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Coming from the man who called belle and sebastian the best band ever...
they're certainly up there.

Nod's list (because it's interesting):

1)this is true, although in its golden years the writing was better than pretty much anything else ever.
2)true up to a point, but they were still good, and clever lyrics are all-too-rare a commodity.
3)disagree about 'the 60s' (BOB ****ING DYLAN) and about the beatles too (rubber soul is one of the greatest albums ever, ever, and revolver is pretty ****ing great too).
4)if the writing is good enough it doesn't matter (see The Fast Show).
5)it's not a great album but i think it deserves 'good'.
6)the bit before you mention Ayn Rand has some validity but sometimes (Trigger Happy TV for example) the focus is on the slapstick more than anything else - this is why (see point 4) the catchphrase bits in it were shit (anything with the giant phone).
7)while there are individual cases where id disagree for the most part yes.
8)abortion is clouded by the amiguity of the right-to-life issue in many people's minds who would not oppose it at all if they were more sure of themselves. designer babies and cosmetic surgery are issues about the idea of creating an underclass of poor people who can't afford to be beautiful, and the sale of organs is a fairly obvious one about the potentially fatal exploitation of the poor and desperate.
9)it's a lack-of-judgement issue. it's a bad idea for a 3-year-old or a paranoid psychotic to own a firearm, for example. Certainly though there a number of cases where arbitrary lines have been drawn without much consideration for children (age of consent to some extent, drinking age, driving age etc) and some rights witheld for the mentally ill (iirc voting in some cases) which seems absurd.
10)i think the 'position of trust' issue has to be considered but between two independent adults yeah i tend to agree.
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12. To clarify, Lost is not altogether "terrible", in the extent that ER was not altogether terrible, or having a vagina is not terrible. Watching it however makes you a ****ing pussy. Bunch of beautiful people stuck on a beautiful island, shit happens. Oh ****, i just ruined the series for you!
13. This isnt so much a thread about rep as a chance for me and everyone else to flame and troll under a flimsy pretext. Do what you want with rep.
14. The phrase "overrated music" should primarily be used in association with "The Clash"
15. The following things genuinly send me to sleep : Bob Dylan, The Smiths, The first two matrix films (fell asleep watching both, havent seen the third), Radiohead, Aqualung, Economics, Justifications for the existence of the Tory party.
16. Being anti-eu is the first sign of having no worthwhile political views
17. Nodrog is probably a slightly crueler Darwin
18. Tom Cruise can indeed act, but citing a film as appalling as "Minority Report" when he's done things such as A Few Good Men, Jerry Maguire, The Color Of Money, probably indicates you're the kind of cinema goer who will go and watch "King Kong" and "Narnia"
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Hmmm there's so much in this thread I agree with.

Yet there's also so much in this thread I disagree with.

I don't know where to start, so I simply won't.
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Since writing that I've had IE crash about 5 times and so now I'm using firefox... heh.
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7) The idea that males have an 'obligation' towards unwanted children is hideously hideously wrong, and is rooted in a fairly anti-life conception of duty ethics. The right for a woman to have an abortion, and the right for a man to disassociate completely from a pregnancy before the child is born without having to support the child in any way both stem from the same underlying principle, and if you support one without the other then you are a hypocrite.

8) I dont understand why people oppose abortion as a means of contraception, designer babies (eg picking sex/hair colour/etc), the selling of organs ("I'll donate you a kidney if you pay me £10000") or cosmetic surgery for non-medical reasons ("I'd like a nicer jawline"). Even among people who believe these things should be legal, there tends to be some deep-rooted unease towards them and it strikes me as baseless.

9) There is no real justification for limiting the rights of either children or the 'mentally ill'. Invent all the rationalisations you like, but you wont be able to find a consistent reason that amounts to anything more than 'because I say so'.

10) Incest taboos are completely irrational, and no, I dont give a shit about evolutionary psychology. If you want to have sex with your cousin and marry her afterwards, go ahead.
Bizarrely, I only disagree with your 'padding out' ones:

7) I don't really have an opinion on whether or not fathers should have to pay for their children, but I can't say I agree with your statement about abortions and fathers washing their hands of their children are based on the same underlying principle. What underlying principle?

8) Abortion as a means of contraception is not ideal because of the emotional effect it has on the mother. Unless you want to brainwash women into being able to kill their child-to-be, having an abortion for many women will be traumatic, and it is irresponsible to advertise abortion as a means of contraception. I also suspect it is more expensive 'per go' than condoms. Unless, of course, (and I suspect this is the case?) you mean just in the case where other methods have failed, and the mother wants abortion as a final resort. I support the right of the mother to get rid of the bundles of cells in her womb if she wants to do that, especially in cases where the life of the mother is in danger if she doesn't abort it. I personally don't think I could get an abortion. Knowing that you've killed what would have been your child must be terrible. But having said that, if I found myself in that position, and it was the choice of have the child, or not have my life 'ruined', I'm not sure what I'd do. I suspect I'd find a childless couple to adopt the baby. It's very easy for someone to say 'just have an abortion' or equally 'just have the child and look after it rather than kill it' if they aren't in the situation of having their offspring growing in their womb. As someone who can never be in that situation, I suspect you'd find it very hard to understand. But if there are women out there for emotion reasons couldn't bring themselves to abort their baby, you can't just tell them to stop being so emotional and sentimental, because having a child is in its nature such an emotional thing.

On the other hand, if you're talking just from the point of view of other people trying to tell a woman that she shouldn't be allowed to abort her baby, they should mind their own fricking business.

9) I think children and mentally ill people don't know what's best for them, and that mentally sound adults have a responsibility to take care of them. But then, I don't believe in 'rights' anyway. I only believe in resonsibilities. e.g. people don't have a right to be fed, but in this society, if we have the resources to feed a starving person, we have a responsibility to do that. It all depends on how you view society and 'right and wrong' as concepts, and suspect our views are so different we couldn't have a meaningful discussion aobut this anyway.

10) I also don't see why it should be taboo, but it shouldn't be advertised as 'perfectly fine and no different from a marriage to someone not related to you' because people should be aware that if there is a genetic condition in the family (which they may not be aware of, it can be passed down for generations recessively and the first thing you know about it is when someone is born with some condition or other) there is a greater chance (obviously) of a child being born with this condition if the parents are cousins because you're more likely to find the two recessive genes in two people if they are related then if they're not.

Also, as an aside, I obviously know more about these matters than you or anyone here, becuse as someone who was educated at Oxford, I have a broader knowledge due to my association with people studying these and other fields in greater depth than any of you will have done. However, I am prepared to explain to any of you why you're wrong if you like. I promise not to patronise you, because after all, it's not your fault that you were born less intelligent than me.
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Re: ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped

Session Start: Sat Feb 26 16:25:48 2005
Session Ident: #forums
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[16:25] * Topic is 'Welcome to the parteey // Clownshoes may be welcome, but idimmu's timers are not'
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[16:25] -P- #forums: Welcome to #forums - 4Unofficial home of the mods....No porn/racism/warez peddling/other illegal activities.
[16:26] <Ste_> ****ing net connection
[16:26] <Jakiri> how the hell are derby in 4th
[16:26] <Ste_> i know :/
[16:26] <Ste_> they've got the best away record in the league
[16:27] <Ste_> 2nd in the country after chelsea apparently
[16:28] <Jakiri> COME ON THE GILS
[16:28] <Ste_> NOO
[16:28] <Ste_> COME ON WIGAN
[16:28] <Jakiri> NOO
[16:29] <Jakiri> either way
[16:29] <Jakiri> COME ON QPR
[16:29] <Ste_> that'll do
[16:31] <Ste_> 2-1 FOREST!!!!!
[16:31] <Ste_> SUUUUUUPER GARETH TAYLOR!!!
[16:32] <Jakiri> come on forest!
[16:32] <KoeN> 'QPR' is the most lame name i ever heard for a footballclub
[16:33] <Ste_> queens park rangers
[16:33] <KoeN> its still stupid
[16:33] <Jakiri> I think Twente is the worst name for anything ever
[16:33] <KoeN> no you dont
[16:34] <meaple> I think youre a faggot mark
[16:35] <Jakiri> <3
[16:36] <Jakiri> RANNNGERS
[16:36] <Jakiri> GOAL: Ipswich 0-2 QPR: D Shittu (75)
[16:37] <KoeN> shittu?
[16:37] <KoeN> lol
[16:37] <KoeN> bbl, dinner etc
[16:37] <Jakiri> Danny
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[16:40] <Ste_> SHIT 2-2
[16:40] <Jakiri> bah
[16:40] <Jakiri> how's tommy smith doing
[16:41] <Ste_> he's injured
[16:41] <Jakiri> :(
[16:41] <Ste_> not playing today
[16:41] <Jakiri> <3 tommy
[16:43] <Jakiri> preston take the lead :\
[16:44] <Ste_> we just had a goal rulked out for offside :(
[16:45] <Jakiri> bah
[16:48] <Jakiri> 86:57 Booking
[16:48] <Jakiri> John Hills (Gillingham) booked for time wasting.
[16:48] <Jakiri> go the gills!
[16:50] <Jakiri> 84:20 GOAL - Tony Vidmar
[16:50] <Jakiri> Sunderland 2 - Cardiff 1
[16:50] <Jakiri> don't lose it now :(
[16:54] <Jakiri> wigan lose
[16:54] <Jakiri> get in
[16:55] <Jakiri> as do ipswich]
[16:55] * SYMM|gone is now known as SYMM
[16:55] <Ste_> final whistle
[16:55] <Ste_> 2-2
[16:56] <demiGOD|dead> you guys watching football?
[16:56] <Jakiri> I'm tracking it online
[16:56] <demiGOD|dead> oh
[16:56] <SYMM> I bought some shoes
[16:57] <Jakiri> off goes alan lee
[16:57] <demiGOD|dead> is there like a local UK league? or do they play other countries all the time?
[16:57] <SYMM> macc won, not by 4 goals though :(
[16:57] <Ste_> demiGOD - WHAT???
[16:57] <SYMM> you know what club football is, yeah?
[16:57] <demiGOD|dead> lol
[16:58] <Jakiri> What
[16:58] <Jakiri> www.bbc.co.uk
[16:58] <Jakiri> look under the sport bit
[16:58] <demiGOD|dead> does the football league have city teams or countries?
[16:58] <demiGOD|dead> k hold on
[16:58] <Amoril> are you being this stupid
[16:58] <Amoril> in a deliberate troll endevour
[16:58] <demiGOD|dead> no i just dont know
[16:58] <Amoril> type way?
[16:58] <demiGOD|dead> lol
[16:58] <Amoril> its not funny
[16:58] <Amoril> its a tragic indicament
[16:59] <Amoril> of the american education system
[16:59] <Jakiri> sunderland up to 2nd
[16:59] <demiGOD|dead> kk, nations playing other nations
[16:59] <Ste_> saying that - how does american club football work?
[16:59] <Jakiri> what
[16:59] <demiGOD|dead> im just used to a city playing other cities
[17:00] <Ste_> do they just play interstate?
[17:00] <Jakiri> you must be either trolling, or some kind of utter moron
[17:00] <Amoril> my money is on the troll
[17:00] <Ste_> i concur with jakiri
[17:00] <demiGOD|dead> like a san diego team will play a philadelphia team
[17:00] <Amoril> ste ... the major franchises
[17:00] <Amoril> are interstate
[17:00] <demiGOD|dead> yea, interstate
[17:00] <Amoril> but you also have college games
[17:00] <Amoril> ie basketball/america football etc
[17:01] <demiGOD|dead> yup universities for college league
[17:01] <Amoril> which you might get more than one
[17:01] <Amoril> in each state
[17:01] <Ste_> i'm talking about football not the other american sports
[17:01] <Ste_> is there a national league? or is it just inner state?
[17:01] <Amoril> they dont do football
[17:01] <Amoril> i dont think
[17:01] <Amoril> not majorly
[17:02] <Amoril> theres only one league
[17:02] <Amoril> and i think thats ****ed
[17:02] <Amoril> or something
[17:02] <Amoril> (itll be interstate)
[17:02] <Ste_> hmm
[17:02] <demiGOD|dead> because ive watched a lot of european football games, and ive always wondered if there was a local league where each nations cities play other cities in their country
[17:02] <Jakiri> are you not looking at the website
[17:02] <demiGOD|dead> i am now
[17:02] <Ste_> :rolleyes:
[17:02] <Jakiri> http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/default.stm
[17:02] <Jakiri> premiership
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[17:03] <Jakiri> SCOTTISH premiership
[17:03] <Jakiri> EUROPE
[17:03] <Ste_> jakiri rises to the troll
[17:03] <Jakiri> 1 Wigan 35 35 66
[17:03] <Jakiri> 2 Sunderland 35 22 66
[17:03] <Jakiri> 3 Ipswich 35 19 66
[17:03] <Amoril> sad sad sad
[17:03] <Jakiri> who cares
[17:03] <Amoril> i do
[17:03] <Amoril> and so should you
[17:03] <demiGOD|dead> hehehhe i am now enlightened
[17:03] <demiGOD|dead> thank you
[17:03] <Jakiri> ^^ is all I care about
[17:04] <[ViruS]Adam> Wales are winning \o/ more than makes up for Cardiff screwing up, again
[17:05] <Jakiri> **** you cardiff
[17:05] <Jakiri> outplayed
[17:05] <Jakiri> by the better team
[17:06] <Ste_> 22 Gillingham 35 -23 34
[17:06] <Ste_> 23 Nottm Forest 33 -15 30
[17:06] <Ste_> 24 Rotherham 35 -26 22
[17:06] <Ste_> :(
[17:06] <Jakiri> sorry it had to be this way
[17:08] <[ViruS]Adam> I have no doubt we were, we have been shit the past couple of games :/
[17:09] <yahwe-smokes> \ join #footballtalkingwankers
[17:09] <JammyJim> :((
[17:09] <yahwe-smokes> hmmm
[17:10] <Ste_> i did warn you yahwe
[17:11] <yahwe-smokes> you 'warned' me and hour and a half ago
[17:11] * SYMM hugs yahwe
[17:12] <yahwe-smokes> symm you're such a sweet chap
[17:12] <Ste_> 90 minutes is how long a football match lasts
[17:12] <Idler> nono
[17:13] <Idler> its atleast 84
[17:13] <Idler> 94
[17:13] <Ste_> plus half time
[17:14] <yahwe-smokes> well you can all stop now
[17:14] <Ste_> :(
[17:14] <Ste_> ok sir
[17:15] <SYMM> I bought new shoes
[17:16] <demiGOD|dead> the ball must touch the ground between being dropped and kicked <----- thats a little hard to do isnt it?
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[17:17] <Jakiri> yes
[17:17] <demiGOD|dead> damn
[17:17] <SYMM> if you mean a rugby-ball, yes
[17:17] <demiGOD|dead> yea rugby
[17:17] <Jakiri> kicking it before it hits the ground is called a punt
[17:17] <Jakiri> and isn't allowed for dead ball situations
[17:18] <demiGOD|dead> hmm its intersting how its so similar to american football, without the safety gear
[17:18] <Ste_> it's not at all
[17:18] <SYMM> 'safety'?
[17:18] <Ste_> very different
[17:19] <Jakiri> it's extremely different
[17:19] <JammyJim> your watching ??
[17:19] <demiGOD|dead> well 5 points, 3 drop goal, 2 points conversion - the pointing sys is different
[17:19] <Ste_> about 10000000000000000000x better too
[17:19] <queball> rugby league is closer, but then looks different
[17:19] <JammyJim> rugby league is shit :(
[17:19] <JammyJim> union flows more
[17:19] <demiGOD|dead> like are the rules different also?
[17:19] <JammyJim> yes
[17:19] <queball> equally, american football is shit
[17:19] <Ste_> rugby league isn't that bad... it's apparently more fun to play than union
[17:19] <Ste_> just not as good to watch
[17:19] <JammyJim> american football is a poor excuse for rugby
[17:19] <queball> except for "hey let's pretend we're americans!" fun
[17:20] <JammyJim> LETS ALL DRESS UP IN BODYARMOUR!
[17:20] <demiGOD|dead> hehe jj
[17:20] <JammyJim> i have tried to like american football so many times
[17:20] <demiGOD|dead> to think with those 'body armor' a lot of american football players still die or get injured
[17:20] <JammyJim> i have sat there thinking 'this is actually great' but its not. its so so boring :(
[17:20] <SYMM> probably because they're being hit by someone else's armour?
[17:20] <queball> hut hut
[17:21] <JammyJim> oh ffs
[17:21] <demiGOD|dead> do they tackle in rugby also?
[17:21] <Jakiri> hahaha
[17:21] <JammyJim> er
[17:21] <JammyJim> yes?
[17:21] <Jakiri> of course not >:(
[17:21] <JammyJim> i thought you were watching
[17:21] <demiGOD|dead> oh i cant watch it
[17:21] <JammyJim> :(((
[17:21] <JammyJim> the tackle hard
[17:21] <Jakiri> most of the match involves six footers running headfirst into eachother
[17:21] <Ste_> demiGOD is on a major troll today
[17:21] <JammyJim> and they weight in the same
[17:21] <demiGOD|dead> i wish i could, ive only seen pictures of rugby lol
[17:21] <JammyJim> as american football guys
[17:21] <demiGOD|dead> im not really trolling ste
[17:22] <Ste_> hmm
[17:22] <demiGOD|dead> and they dont get injured a lot?
[17:22] <meaple> just make fun of demiGODs small penis and you automatically win!
[17:22] <JammyJim> they do get injured
[17:22] <JammyJim> yes
[17:22] <demiGOD|dead> meaple hehe
[17:22] <demiGOD|dead> well
[17:22] <JammyJim> but the tackles are meant to be low and around the waist. altho that doesnt always happen
[17:22] <JammyJim> if you ram into someone full pelt
[17:23] <JammyJim> and theyre running at you
[17:23] <demiGOD|dead> same thing in american football
[17:23] <JammyJim> you both go down
[17:23] <TomKat> <JammyJim> i have sat there thinking 'this is actually great' but its not. its so so boring :( <=- yeah, it is
[17:23] <demiGOD|dead> supposed to be on the waist
[17:23] <JammyJim> yes but in this theres no armour to protect you
[17:23] <TomKat> it's just them trying to push up the field a bit at a time
[17:23] <TomKat> gets so dull
[17:23] <JammyJim> so when you hit
[17:23] <JammyJim> it hurts
[17:23] <JammyJim> apparently it takes 2 weeks ish to feel about normal
[17:23] <JammyJim> after a big match
[17:23] <JammyJim> ****sake
[17:23] <JammyJim> they leveled the score
[17:23] <JammyJim> this is a ****ing brilliant game
[17:23] <TomKat> i think it's cool when they have loads of blood on their face but just continue as normal and don't even wipe it out of their eyes
[17:24] <JammyJim> heh
[17:24] <demiGOD|dead> yikes
[17:24] <demiGOD|dead> you think itll be better if rugby players wear helmets and other 'safety' gear?
[17:24] <TomKat> my godfather broke his neck in rugby, he's now paralysed from the neck down :(
[17:24] <TomKat> no, because rugby is more about the running and dodging than american football
[17:24] <meaple> a real "man" sport
[17:25] <yahwe-smokes> give blood. play rugby
[17:25] <SYMM> aren't the shoulder-pads and helmets the cause of a lot of broken necks?
[17:25] <demiGOD|dead> yea no shit lol
[17:25] <demiGOD|dead> no not really
[17:25] <JammyJim> its still gentlemanly tho
[17:25] <JammyJim> :))
[17:26] <JammyJim> yay penalty¬
[17:26] <Ste_> beat the shitty frnechies
[17:26] <TomKat> 36m :/
[17:26] <JammyJim> incidently demigod
[17:26] <JammyJim> if you want to watch it
[17:26] <JammyJim> bbc news site has highlights
[17:26] <TomKat> huraaah
[17:26] <JammyJim> http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugb...l/4300497.stm#
[17:27] <JammyJim> on the right
[17:27] <JammyJim> its scotland vs italy tho
[17:27] <JammyJim> which was a shit game
[17:27] <demiGOD|dead> im reading the rules
[17:27] <demiGOD|dead> ooh ok
[17:27] <JammyJim> wait for the highlights of the wales/france game
[17:27] <JammyJim> which is by far the best game ive watched for ages
[17:27] <TomKat> i don't think penalties should be worth as much
[17:27] <TomKat> it makes it so that games often go by without a try from either side
[17:27] <TomKat> :/
[17:28] <Jakiri> yes, but bear in mind that frequently penalties are scored because the opposition are playing simply to deny a try
[17:28] <JammyJim> http://news.bbc.co.uk/sol/ukfs_sport/hi/av/player/player.stm?title=Highlights:%20Scotland%2018-10%20Italy&clipurl=http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/sport_web/video/40869000/bb/40869437_bb_16x9!asx&cs=cs4
[17:28] <JammyJim> there you go
[17:28] <Jakiri> same with drop kicks
[17:28] <Ste_> drop goals dear
[17:29] <Jakiri> yes
[17:29] <JammyJim> wales might actually win this
[17:29] <[ViruS]Adam> We better had :/
[17:29] <JammyJim> its taken long enough
[17:29] <JammyJim> i hope they do
[17:29] <JammyJim> it means there will be loads of drunk girls out tonight
[17:29] <JammyJim> celebrating
[17:29] <JammyJim> yay \o/
[17:29] <Ste_> heh ;)
[17:30] <SYMM> hmm...just read that the AC Milan doctor got arrested for exposing himself on tuesday :)
[17:30] <JammyJim> this amtch reminds me a bit of the england vs australia match
[17:30] <JammyJim> in the wc
[17:30] <Jakiri> he did
[17:30] <Jakiri> in the hotel in manchester
[17:31] <JammyJim> how is it that they get their faces stamped on sometimes
[17:31] <JammyJim> but ar eok
[17:31] <JammyJim> ****ing hell
[17:31] <JammyJim> go wales go
[17:31] <JammyJim> !
[17:31] <Ste_> nice one!
[17:31] <[ViruS]Adam> brilliant \o/
[17:32] <[ViruS]Adam> Hopefully we score so I can stop shitting myself everytime France get the ball
[17:32] <JammyJim> 80 yard run and kick
[17:32] <JammyJim> ****ing hell
[17:32] <JammyJim> if they could sort the line out
[17:32] <[ViruS]Adam> yeah it has been crap all tournament
[17:32] <Ste_> DG
[17:32] <JammyJim> and its over
[17:32] <JammyJim> !!!"£!"£
[17:33] <JammyJim> holy shit
[17:33] <Amoril> is it in france yeah?
[17:33] <[ViruS]Adam> yeah
[17:33] <JammyJim> Wales vs France in paris
[17:34] <JammyJim> i believe
[17:34] <TomKat> at least your kicker knows where the posts are
[17:34] <Amoril> heh
[17:34] <Amoril> btw
[17:34] <Amoril> see that welsh guy
[17:34] <Amoril> on the ground
[17:34] <Amoril> he was lying on his back
[17:34] <TomKat> yeah
[17:34] <Amoril> and his legs
[17:34] <TomKat> with his legs in the air
[17:34] <Amoril> were almost the heights
[17:34] <Amoril> height
[17:35] <Amoril> of the two guys working on them
[17:35] <Amoril> heh
[17:35] <Amoril> etc
[17:35] <JammyJim> hehe
[17:35] <Amoril> :)
[17:35] <TomKat> he's a giant
[17:36] <JammyJim> dont **** this up boys
[17:36] <Ste_> :O
[17:36] <Amoril> DAMN
[17:36] <Amoril> i hate it when that happens
[17:36] <Amoril> someone went all in
[17:36] <JammyJim> HOLD THEM BACK
[17:36] <JammyJim> THEYRE FRENCH
[17:36] <Amoril> so i fold my king
[17:36] <JammyJim> THEYLL GIVE UP
[17:36] <JammyJim> AND SURRENDER
[17:36] <Amoril> and two kings come on the flop
[17:37] <Amoril> :((((((((((((
[17:37] <TomKat> a try and conversion would swing it back to france ;O
[17:37] <JammyJim> DACE
[17:37] <Amoril> ?
[17:37] <JammyJim> earlier i folded 3 hands
[17:37] <JammyJim> ifi had called the multiple all ins
[17:37] <JammyJim> i wouldve gone chip leader
[17:37] <JammyJim> by about 5k chips
[17:37] <JammyJim> (if id called them all)
[17:37] <Amoril> its a bummer innit
[17:37] <JammyJim> i know :(
[17:37] <Amoril> currently 32nd tho
[17:37] <Amoril> so no point risking it all
[17:37] <Amoril> and i have a monkey
[17:37] <JammyJim> yus i still got upto 30th or something
[17:37] <JammyJim> heh
[17:37] <Amoril> to my right
[17:37] <Amoril> who doesnt appear to know how to play
[17:37] <JammyJim> 4minutes to go
[17:37] <Amoril> but keeps getting VERY lucky
[17:38] <TomKat> erk scrum again :O
[17:38] <JammyJim> im on teh edge of my seat :/
[17:38] <TomKat> hehe
[17:38] <TomKat> this is ace :up:
[17:39] <JammyJim> theyre about 5 yards from the line
[17:39] <JammyJim> with less than 3 minutes to go
[17:39] <JammyJim> HES FUMBLED IT
[17:39] <JammyJim> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
[17:39] <JammyJim> ****ING ACE
[17:39] <TomKat> oh well played wales :up: :D
[17:39] <[ViruS]Adam> thank god
[17:40] <JammyJim> what a tard
[17:40] <JammyJim> 2minutes 8)
[17:40] <TomKat> jeez
[17:40] <Amoril> \o/
[17:40] <TomKat> they're both playing so well :o
[17:40] <Amoril> POCKET ROCKETS
[17:40] <Amoril> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[17:40] <JammyJim> knock on!
[17:40] <[ViruS]Adam> YES
[17:40] <Amoril> :DDDDDD
[17:40] <JammyJim> ALL IN
[17:40] <JammyJim> !
[17:40] <TomKat> 1 min :D
[17:40] <JammyJim> 1minute
[17:41] <JammyJim> with a welsh penalty
[17:41] <JammyJim> yay
[17:41] <JammyJim> 2 and a half left apparently
[17:41] <JammyJim> ithink
[17:41] <JammyJim> oh no
[17:42] <JammyJim> 40sedconds
[17:42] <JammyJim> 30seconds....
[17:42] <Amoril> ****IN YAY
[17:42] <Amoril> AN ACE CAME ON THE FLOP
[17:42] <JammyJim> heh
[17:42] <Amoril> AND MUPPET BOY
[17:42] <Amoril> WENT ALL IN
[17:42] <JammyJim> ahah
[17:42] <Amoril> for 6k
[17:42] <Amoril> or so
[17:42] <JammyJim> you called i take it?
[17:42] <Amoril> (i was on 5k)
[17:42] <Amoril> well i taunted him
[17:42] <Amoril> just before i called
[17:42] <Amoril> :DDD
[17:42] <JammyJim> heh
[17:42] <JammyJim> what did you say?
[17:43] <Amoril> thank you
[17:43] <Amoril> muppet boy
[17:43] <JammyJim> DONT GIVE THID AWAY YOU ****ING IDIOT
[17:43] <Amoril> :DD
[17:43] <JammyJim> S
[17:43] <JammyJim> GET IT OUT
[17:43] <JammyJim> OUT OF THE ****ING FIELD
[17:43] <JammyJim> GET
[17:43] <JammyJim> IT
[17:43] <JammyJim> DEAD
[17:43] <JammyJim> FS
[17:43] <Ste_> Give away a penalty!"
[17:43] <JammyJim> I CANT STAND THIS
[17:43] <Ste_> !!!
[17:43] <JammyJim> YES
[17:43] <Ste_> ooh
[17:43] <JammyJim> YES YES YES YES YES YES
[17:43] <JammyJim> what
[17:43] <Ste_> nononono
[17:43] <Amoril> 2/107
[17:43] <JammyJim> oh **** ssake
[17:43] <Amoril> :DDD
[17:43] <TomKat> omfg
[17:43] <TomKat> this game is so excellent
[17:43] <JammyJim> one last scrum
[17:44] <JammyJim> ****ing hell
[17:44] <JammyJim> best match for years :>
[17:44] <JammyJim> kick it boys
[17:44] <JammyJim> kick it out
[17:44] <Amoril> KICK IT FOR JAMES
[17:44] <Amoril> KICK IT FOR HIM
[17:44] <Amoril> !!!!!!
[17:45] <JammyJim> yes!
[17:45] <Ste_> :)
[17:45] <JammyJim> **** yes
[17:45] <Amoril> im happy the frogs got beat
[17:45] <JammyJim> **** you frenchys
[17:45] <Amoril> :)
[17:45] <TomKat> heh
[17:45] <JammyJim> AHAHA
[17:45] <TomKat> that was one of the best games i've seen for ages
[17:45] <TomKat> :up:
[17:45] <[ViruS]Adam> AT LAST \O/
[17:45] <[ViruS]Adam> christ
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[17:46] <JammyJim> yay
[17:46] <JammyJim> DRUNK WELSH GIRLS HO
[17:46] <JammyJim> !
[17:46] <JammyJim> how do you edit the highlights for a match like that?
[17:47] <JammyJim> the whole game was 'edge of seat' stuff
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[17:51] <[ViruS]Adam> Thank God I managed to get Ireland tickets, would have been gutted to miss the likely Championship decider heh
[17:52] <JammyJim> lucky bastard
[17:53] <Amoril> JJ
[17:53] <Amoril> that would be me
[17:53] <Amoril> being chip leader then
[17:53] <TomKat> so what're the scores now?
[17:53] <TomKat> wales on 6?
[17:53] <TomKat> ireland/france on 4
[17:53] <TomKat> everyone else on 0 ?
[17:53] <JammyJim> heh
[17:53] <Amoril> scotland won
[17:53] <TomKat> oh right
[17:53] <TomKat> so they have 2 ?
[17:53] <Amoril> \o/
[17:53] <TomKat> so england/italy with :S
[17:53] <TomKat> 0*
[17:54] <Amoril> \o/\o/\o/
[17:54] <Amoril> :DDDD
[17:54] <TomKat> YEAH WHATEVER
[17:54] <TomKat> that girl i went on a date wih last night is coming round to mind tonight ;D
[17:54] <TomKat> mine*
[17:54] <Ste_> get in
[17:54] <Amoril> yeah well
[17:54] <Amoril> i dont want sex with a girl
[17:54] <Amoril> (i do really)
[17:55] <Ste_> i'm going for a drink with a female friend later...
[17:55] <Ste_> but we've been friends for years
[17:55] <Ste_> we've gone past the me wanting to sleep with her phase
[17:55] <JammyJim> liar
[17:55] <TomKat> ye rite
[17:55] <JammyJim> heh
[17:55] <Amoril> did she cut your balls off?
[17:55] <JammyJim> you wouldntve brought it up
[17:55] <TomKat> he found out she had a penis
[17:55] <JammyJim> if you didnt want to stick your willy in her
[17:55] <TomKat> haha
[17:55] <TomKat> JJ tells it how it is
[17:55] <TomKat> :/
[17:55] <JammyJim> :))
[17:55] <Ste_> oh don't get me wrong - i still fancy her
[17:56] <TomKat> :D
[17:56] <JammyJim> se
[17:56] <JammyJim> e
[17:56] <TomKat> ye
[17:56] <TomKat> s
[17:56] <Ste_> but we've gone past that phase...
[17:56] <Ste_> it's not an issue any more...
[17:57] <JammyJim> are you trying to convince us?
[17:57] <JammyJim> or yourself?
[17:57] <Amoril> the girl i think
[17:57] <Amoril> NO NO NO
[17:57] <Amoril> I DONT WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU
[17:57] <Amoril> OHHH THAT BITTER TASTE IN YOUR DRINK
[17:57] <Amoril> WELL THATS ... NOTHING
[17:57] <Amoril> NO ROHYPNOL
[17:57] <Amoril> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO
[17:57] <Amoril> etc
[17:58] <JammyJim> :(((
[17:59] * JammyJim is now known as JJ[away]
[17:59] * JJ[away] is now known as JammyJim
[17:59] <Ste_> i convinced myself ages ago
[17:59] <Ste_> :(
[17:59] <Amoril> she still has her doubts tho
[17:59] <Amoril> yeah?!
[17:59] <JammyJim> DOES SHE RUB YOUR LEG?
[17:59] <Amoril> 5/77
[17:59] <Amoril> :(((
[17:59] <Ste_> sometimes
[17:59] <Amoril> i had a girl who did that
[17:59] <Amoril> actually two
[18:00] <Amoril> that i can think of off hand
[18:00] <Ste_> i'm squarley on the friend ladder i think
[18:00] <JammyJim> i wish i had girls who flirted outrageously with me
[18:00] <JammyJim> so i could flirt back
[18:00] <Amoril> poor ste
[18:00] <JammyJim> i dont know enough females
[18:00] <Amoril> interesting fact of the day
[18:00] <TomKat> i flirt with girls even if i don't fancy them
[18:00] <Amoril> 3/4 of the work force
[18:00] <TomKat> it's easier to flirt if i don't actually
[18:00] <Ste_> TK - me too
[18:00] <Amoril> where i work
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[18:00] <Amoril> is women
[18:00] <TomKat> i can't flirt wit hthem if i'm attracted to them, as i become really aware of everything i'm doing :(
[18:00] <Amoril> unfortunaley an insanely high % of the women
[18:00] <Amoril> are middle aged married mothers
[18:00] <Amoril> :(
[18:01] <meaple> heh
[18:01] <meaple> middle aged as in over 18?
[18:01] <meaple> lols
[18:01] <Amoril> no
[18:01] <Amoril> middle aged
[18:01] <Amoril> as in 40 odd
[18:01] <meaple> I know
[18:01] <meaple> I was making fun of your little girl skills :(
[18:01] <JammyJim> :(((
[18:03] <Amoril> i know
[18:03] <Amoril> i choose to ignore it
[18:03] <Amoril> You ****ing homo
[18:03] * Phil^Fixing is now known as Phil^
[18:03] <meaple> YOU WIN
[18:03] <TomKat> when yahwe sorts out this "meet", will it just be us lot somewhere, or will we be going to a pub (PUBLIC HOUSE YAHWE, where us commoners go!) or something?
[18:03] <Amoril> **** getting yahwe to organise it
[18:03] <TomKat> he said something about renting out a room or something
[18:03] <TomKat> :O
[18:04] <TomKat> well it's in london
[18:04] <TomKat> and noone else there will sort out
[18:04] <TomKat> :/
[18:04] <meaple> it will be yahwe having sex with all of you
[18:04] <Amoril> not i
[18:04] <Amoril> my arse is not for the likes of him
[18:04] <meaple> he will get more turned on if you resist
[18:04] <Amoril> the only person who would get to **** me in the arse would be Jessica Alba and that would be on a strict "swapsees" basis
[18:05] <Amoril> i would have to go first of course
[18:05] <Amoril> (and then id welch on the deal ho ho ho)
[18:05] <Amoril> (i hope she didnt see that :ninja:)
[18:06] <TomKat> when you say Jessica Alba, you mean madi don't you
[18:06] <TomKat> :|
[18:07] <Amoril> no
[18:07] <Amoril> i mean jessica alba
[18:07] <Amoril> madi is fine
[18:07] <Amoril> (fine as in alright not as in really hot)
[18:07] <Amoril> and fair enough id do her
[18:07] <Amoril> (im sure she'll be estatic to hear that)
[18:07] <Amoril> but she aint up there with the hottest women in the world
[18:07] <Amoril> etc
[18:08] <Idler> neither is jessica alba
[18:08] <Amoril> she is hot to me
[18:09] <TomKat> if yahwe hasn't made "definite plans" - ie. dates - by the end of next week, i think we should maybe perhaps reconsider a venue for the "meat" ;o
[18:09] <Ste_> :/
[18:09] <Amoril> on an aside
[18:10] <Ste_> we need a date
[18:10] <Amoril> i am currently drinking non-alcoholic cider
[18:10] <Amoril> pld me etc
[18:10] <Ste_> Dace - you SICKEN ME
[18:10] <TomKat> what, apple juice?
[18:10] <Amoril> yeah
[18:10] <Amoril> but i thought id be cool
[18:10] <Amoril> and say alcohol
[18:10] <Amoril> :(
[18:11] <Ste_> right - i'm gonna go sort some food out
[18:11] <Ste_> burger chips and beans sounds good to me
[18:11] <Ste_> ooh... i have bacon too
[18:11] <Ste_> mmm
[18:11] <Amoril> 16/60
[18:11] <Amoril> :(((((((((((((((((
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[18:14] <Amoril> 15/52
[18:14] <Amoril> top 20 pay
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[18:17] <yahwe-smokes> i'm too good to you people
[18:17] <TomKat> evening yahwe
[18:17] <TomKat> [18:09:00] <TomKat> if yahwe hasn't made "definite plans" - ie. dates - by the end of next week, i think we should maybe perhaps reconsider a venue for the "meat" ;o
[18:17] <TomKat> etc
[18:17] <Amoril> i suppose you do leave us alone for alot of the time
[18:18] <yahwe-smokes> i'm going to purchase some tonic. ingrates
[18:18] <Ste|f00d> yahwe - have you organised anything?
[18:19] <TomKat> he just told you - he's going to purchase some tonic
[18:19] <TomKat> those are his plans for the meet :down:
[18:19] <Ste|f00d> :(
[18:19] <JammyJim> i heard of a big plan to kill yahwe
[18:19] <TomKat> <Amoril> i suppose you do leave us alone for alot of the time <=- stop hating on the man ;O
[18:19] <JammyJim> might just be hearsay tho
[18:19] <Amoril> i aint be hatin
[18:19] <Amoril> i be truthing
[18:20] <TomKat> i heard a plan, it wasn't particularly big though
[18:20] <TomKat> it was spectacularly mediocre
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[18:24] <Deepflow> yo
[18:24] <Amoril> werd up hommie
[18:24] <Deepflow> quite...
[18:25] <Deepflow> are you coming to this london meet thing?
[18:25] <TomKat> yes he is
[18:25] <Deepflow> are you?
[18:25] <TomKat> as soon as yahwe decides to organise it
[18:25] <TomKat> yes
[18:25] <Amoril> i dunno
[18:25] <Amoril> maybe
[18:25] <TomKat> shut up rankin you're going
[18:25] <Deepflow> yeah, lazy bum
[18:25] <Deepflow> yawhe. though i guess he is too
[18:27] <JammyJim> ****sake
[18:27] <JammyJim> i just put gel in my hair
[18:27] <JammyJim> and put FAR FAR too much on one hand
[18:27] <JammyJim> but didnt realise it
[18:27] <SYMM> oh no
[18:27] <JammyJim> i looked like a greasy italian :(
[18:27] <Amoril> 20/39
[18:28] <Amoril> they call themselves wops
[18:28] <Amoril> (true story)
[18:28] <TomKat> i heard it was gringo#
[18:28] <Deepflow> well just take it out
[18:28] <Amoril> dont be daft
[18:29] <TomKat> <JammyJim> i looked like a greasy italian :( <=- you do in your avatar too :(
[18:29] <TomKat> and don't use gel
[18:29] <JammyJim> i did look somewhat simliar to that
[18:29] <TomKat> use wax
[18:29] <TomKat> wax is so superior to gel :<
[18:29] <JammyJim> i have some wax composite crap or wahtever
[18:29] <JammyJim> but
[18:29] <Deepflow> wax is horrible
[18:29] <Deepflow> it feels
[18:29] <JammyJim> my hair has got to a length i need gel
[18:29] <Deepflow> nasty
[18:29] <Deepflow> and it makes your hair sticky
[18:29] <Amoril> how long is it?
[18:29] <JammyJim> i could have it slicked right back
[18:29] <JammyJim> er
[18:29] <JammyJim> ------------------------------------------------------------------
[18:29] <JammyJim> thats from my fingers to teh screen!
[18:30] <JammyJim> bit shorter
[18:30] <JammyJim> thats teh front
[18:30] <JammyJim> but its dead straight so i can just slick it staright back but then i look like a twat
[18:30] <Deepflow> thats pretty long
[18:30] <JammyJim> nd im not old enough
[18:30] <JammyJim> :(
[18:30] <JammyJim> actually its about half that
[18:30] <Deepflow> yeah
[18:30] <JammyJim> i think my fingers went wide
[18:30] <Deepflow> that makes more sense
[18:30] <JammyJim> yes half
[18:31] <JammyJim> anyway i must now dpeart for teh library to drop some books off
[18:31] <JammyJim> tootles
[18:31] <TomKat> that is quite long hair
[18:31] <Amoril> james is a girl
[18:31] <Amoril> james is a girl
[18:31] <Amoril> james is a girl
[18:31] <TomKat> with boobs?
[18:32] <Amoril> *repeat to fade*
[18:32] <TomKat> i realised last night i've never been in a "proper fight" when out
[18:32] <TomKat> not since i was... 14 or so, in school
[18:33] <TomKat> i guess because i look so hard noone wants to take me on
[18:33] <TomKat> that's the only reason i can think of
[18:33] <TomKat> ONLY REASON
[18:34] <Amoril> maybe its because you look gay
[18:34] <Amoril> and no-one wants to catch aids off you
[18:34] <Amoril> EITHER/OR
[18:34] <Amoril> :)
[18:35] <TomKat> Gayds :(
[18:35] <Amoril> :(
[18:35] <Amoril> we were talking about gaycism
[18:35] <Amoril> earlier
[18:35] <Amoril> after footie
[18:35] <Amoril> [/just mentioning it]
[18:36] <TomKat> what's gaycism
[18:36] <TomKat> like "homophobia" ?
[18:36] <Amoril> yeah
[18:36] <TomKat> or just when you take the piss out of people by calling them gay?
[18:36] <Amoril> but with a better name
[18:36] <TomKat> like you just did
[18:36] <Amoril> first option
[18:36] <TomKat> oh
[18:38] <TomKat> http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...7&postcount=72
[18:38] <TomKat> Mark has odd conversations in the pub
[18:38] <TomKat> why can't he talk about "cartoons from our childhood" like everyone else?
[18:39] <Amoril> cause hes a faggot
[18:39] <Amoril> DUH
[18:39] <TomKat> ho ho
[18:46] <Amoril> *whimper*
[18:47] <Amoril> 26/27
[18:47] <Amoril> :((((
[18:49] <Amoril> bullocks
[18:49] <Amoril> :(
[18:52] <JammyJim> bullocks indeed
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[18:53] <Amoril> oh well
[18:53] <Amoril> im in the $5 +$1 turbo now
[18:53] <Amoril> HERES HOPING
[18:53] <JammyJim> ameeeerica...ameerrrica.....AMERICA **** YEAH. COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER****IN DAY YEAH
[18:54] <Amoril> team america?
[18:54] <JammyJim> i have teh soundtrack :)
[18:54] <yahwe-smokes> good morning starshine
[18:54] <JammyJim> **** YEAH
[18:54] <JammyJim> heh
[18:54] <JammyJim> heh i didnt hear them shout 'slavery...**** yeah'
[18:54] <JammyJim> in the film tho
[18:54] <Amoril> blinds currently at 600 and 300
[18:54] <Amoril> i have 3.8k
[18:54] <Amoril> \o/
[18:55] <JammyJim> ooo this is ace. they have lots of '**** yeahs' going on
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[18:56] <queball> hi Deepflow!
[18:56] <yahwe-smokes> why am i turning into a social recluse?
[18:56] <JammyJim> because #forums makes you that way
[18:56] <KoeN> HI
[18:56] <JammyJim> im going out again tonight
[18:56] <JammyJim> come to aber
[18:56] <yahwe-smokes> we gods are perversity personified
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[18:56] <TomKat> maybe with your spare time you should decide on a date for the GD Meet
[18:56] <yahwe-smokes> i have plenty of invitations i am ignoring here jj
[18:56] <JammyJim> including mine :(
[18:57] <JammyJim> your so coldhearted sometimes :(
[18:57] <JammyJim> it hurts
[18:57] <yahwe-smokes> yesterday i almost pretended i was too busy for a one on one supper with my bestfriend. my world he is :(
[18:57] <JammyJim> :((
[18:57] <LHC> i wish there was a way to automatically censor black people from my TV during times of 'comic relief'
[18:58] <queball> you'll get used to having no friends
[18:58] <TomKat> what, even lenny henry? :O
[18:58] <yahwe-smokes> i expect that was the idea TomKat
[18:58] <LHC> yeah him especially
[18:58] <queball> what about the africans?
[18:58] <TomKat> oh
[18:58] <LHC> those too
[18:58] <yahwe-smokes> i've stopped answering my phone, even when i'm free. how rum
[18:58] <Amoril> ****ing scroungers the lot of em
[18:59] <LHC> i dont think they asked for it
[18:59] <TomKat> "i'm really cacking it"
[18:59] <TomKat> classy girl.
[18:59] <TomKat> i love cat deeley though
[18:59] <LHC> i'd bum cat deeley
[18:59] <yahwe-smokes> maybe i'll end up all alone and living with my sister like dace. goodness how sad.
[19:00] <TomKat> :(
[19:00] <Deepflow> so... set a date for the GD meet yet?
[19:00] <TomKat> hey yahwe when's the GD Meet set for
[19:01] <yahwe-smokes> i'm going to kill you people
[19:01] <Deepflow> :(
[19:01] <Deepflow> you wouldnt!
[19:01] <Ste|f00d> :(
[19:01] <TomKat> as long as we have a date of when, that's FINE
[19:01] <queball> have you set a date for the marriage yet?
[19:01] <Deepflow> izzy and karl did that last week
[19:01] <yahwe-smokes> dace wants to save up for a nice ring for me
[19:02] <queball> Deepflow: yeeah in two weeks. but then she got in a strop!
[19:02] <Deepflow> i know!
[19:02] <JammyJim> yahwe-smokes: dace wants to lick up my ring for me
[19:02] <JammyJim> lolz
[19:02] <Deepflow> she doesnt really luv him tho!
[19:02] <Deepflow> btch!
[19:02] <queball> and how inconsiderate of carl to set it on susan's vow renewal anniversary
[19:02] <LHC> when did they say two weeks?
[19:02] <yahwe-smokes> stop prattling you two
[19:03] <Amoril> ARHGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
[19:03] <Amoril> IM GONNA KILL ****ING LADDIES
[19:03] <Amoril> ****
[19:03] <Amoril> ****
[19:03] <Amoril> ****
[19:03] <Amoril> ****
[19:03] <Amoril> ****
[19:03] <Amoril> ****
[19:03] <JammyJim> ?
[19:03] <Deepflow> i KNOW!
[19:03] <Amoril> my pre flop all in
[19:03] <JammyJim> queens?
[19:03] <Deepflow> neighboiurs is crazy
[19:03] <KoeN> dace lost at poker
[19:03] <KoeN> yes?
[19:03] <Amoril> he had queens
[19:03] <Amoril> i had kings
[19:03] <Deepflow> lol
[19:03] <KoeN> ah
[19:03] <Deepflow> queens
[19:03] <Deepflow> lol
[19:03] <KoeN> confirm :]
[19:03] <Amoril> he got a queen on the river
[19:03] <JammyJim> but queens are unlucky
[19:03] <Amoril> ****
[19:03] <Amoril> ****
[19:03] <LHC> its a game of skill
[19:03] <Amoril> ****
[19:03] <Amoril> ****
[19:03] <JammyJim> everyone ive talked to
[19:03] <JammyJim> has said
[19:03] <Amoril> ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
[19:03] <JammyJim> pocket queens
[19:03] <TomKat> neighbours was hardcore on friday
[19:03] <JammyJim> is scary
[19:03] <Deepflow> yeah
[19:03] <JammyJim> because they seem to be CURSED
[19:03] <Amoril> he won it tho
[19:04] <Amoril> HE WON
[19:04] <Deepflow> lil and davind shagging on the floor!
[19:04] <KoeN> real men play hearts
[19:04] <TomKat> with that arugment between connor and lori
[19:04] <TomKat> ;O
[19:04] <Amoril> AGAINST MY KINGS
[19:04] <LHC> stuart is a ****ing stud
[19:04] <TomKat> that was just sick
[19:04] <KoeN> poker is for pansies
[19:04] <JammyJim> heh
[19:04] <JammyJim> unlucky
[19:04] <yahwe-smokes> dace had no 'queens' how ironic
[19:04] <Deepflow> oh yahwe :(
[19:04] <Deepflow> you ruined it
[19:04] <Amoril> on the bastard river as well
[19:04] <KoeN> i miss aileen :[
[19:04] <Amoril> **** off koen you ginger ****ing twat
[19:04] <KoeN> <3
[19:04] <Amoril> (serious)
[19:04] <Pablissimo> ololol
[19:04] <JammyJim> :(((
[19:04] <KoeN> aileen digs gingers
[19:04] <Amoril> no she doesnt
[19:05] <KoeN> :]
[19:05] <LHC> nobody does
[19:05] <yahwe-smokes> we need another tsunami to wipe out the dutch
[19:05] <LHC> it would probably wipe out the english too
[19:05] <Amoril> get idi and belgy to jump off a cliff on the east coast
[19:05] <Pablissimo> and we'd have to evacuate leshy
[19:05] <KoeN> hehaha
[19:05] <TomKat> i'm glad i'm not ginger
[19:05] <KoeN> dace lost lOLol
[19:06] <JammyJim> lol
[19:06] <Amoril> koen lost at life
[19:06] <KoeN> heht hen how do you want to get laid
[19:06] <KoeN> thats rude
[19:06] <Amoril> in the game of cards that is life
[19:06] <KoeN> heh
[19:06] <Amoril> koen got dealt the joker
[19:06] <yahwe-smokes> england's fine, i'll protect her verdunt soil
[19:06] <KoeN> i should learn you hearts
[19:06] <KoeN> now thats a game of skill
[19:06] <Amoril> or as its more commonly known
[19:06] <Amoril> "the ginger"
[19:06] <JammyJim> there will always be an england yahwe
[19:06] <KoeN> pft
[19:06] <yahwe-smokes> koen's ginger? goodness how sad
[19:07] <KoeN> its obvious which rankin got the better genes
[19:07] <KoeN> **** YOU YAHWE
[19:07] <yahwe-smokes> ginger people are too too shame-making
[19:07] <Deepflow> you people need a "**** YOU YAHWE" button
[19:07] <Deepflow> (shame making? ace)
[19:08] <yahwe-smokes> :)
[19:08] <yahwe-smokes> i'm so a bright young thing
[19:08] <KoeN> i hope your island sinks
[19:08] <TomKat> i hope you hair ALIGHTS in a gas-filled room
[19:08] <Deepflow> have you seen the film btw?
[19:08] <Deepflow> the fry one anyway, there might have been another
[19:08] <yahwe-smokes> no
[19:08] <Phil^> <Deepflow> you people need a "**** YOU YAHWE" button <<< /alias fyy { say .... } etc
[19:09] <yahwe-smokes> i was curious
[19:09] <yahwe-smokes> but i lived the life
[19:09] <yahwe-smokes> :)
[19:09] <Deepflow> oh yay!
[19:09] <Deepflow> ill see it one of these days anyway
[19:09] <yahwe-smokes> have you read darling chips' wonderful diaries yet?
[19:09] <Deepflow> no
[19:09] <Deepflow> the library didnt have it
[19:09] <Deepflow> well
[19:09] <KoeN> no
[19:09] <Deepflow> it said it did
[19:09] <Amoril> rightio
[19:09] <Deepflow> but it wasnt on the shelf
[19:09] <Amoril> im gonna go read
[19:09] <KoeN> GO AWAY
[19:09] <KoeN> LOSER
[19:09] <Deepflow> ill check again in a day or two
[19:09] <Amoril> HEY KOEN
[19:09] <KoeN> HEY
[19:09] <Amoril> IVE MADE MONEY AT THE GAME
[19:09] <yahwe-smokes> his parties where the most
[19:09] <Amoril> SO IM NOT A LOSER
[19:09] <KoeN> again?
[19:10] <Amoril> YOU ****ING GINGER
[19:10] <KoeN> whats the total score now?
[19:10] <KoeN> BEARDMONKEY
[19:10] <yahwe-smokes> dace what're you reading?
[19:10] <KoeN> dace dace
[19:10] <KoeN> total score?
[19:10] <KoeN> or still -200 pounds?
[19:10] <JammyJim> koen vs dace
[19:10] <JammyJim> the final showdown
[19:10] <Amoril> $702.95
[19:10] <JammyJim> NOONE LIKES TEH DUTCH KOEN
[19:10] <KoeN> **** YOU
[19:10] <JammyJim> NOONE
[19:10] <JammyJim> NOT EVEN THE DUTCH
[19:10] <KoeN> no way
[19:10] <JammyJim> YOU HATE YOURSELF
[19:10] <LHC> i like the dutch
[19:10] <JammyJim> YOU WISH YOU COULD BE BRITISH
[19:10] * SYMM cheers for Koen
[19:10] <KoeN> dutch people like me
[19:10] <Amoril> no they dont
[19:11] <Amoril> they hate you for your gingerness
[19:11] <KoeN> some do
[19:11] <JammyJim> everyone hates gingers :(
[19:11] <KoeN> except your sister dace
[19:11] <Amoril> see when kk people say ******
[19:11] <KoeN> except your sister
[19:11] <KoeN> your sister
[19:11] <SYMM> did you steal £50m worth of jewellery this morning Koen?
[19:11] <Amoril> thats how im saying ginger to you koen
[19:11] <KoeN> YOUR
[19:11] <KoeN> SISTER
[19:11] <KoeN> hoho
[19:11] <JammyJim> daces sister
[19:11] <JammyJim> got jiggy with koen?
[19:11] <Amoril> yeah koen my sister is so into you that she
[19:11] <KoeN> she wanted to
[19:11] <Amoril> wait
[19:11] <JammyJim> your kidding
[19:11] <Amoril> what was it that she did again?
[19:11] <KoeN> i wanted to
[19:11] <KoeN> dace didnt want t
[19:11] <KoeN> o
[19:11] <KoeN> :[
[19:11] <Amoril> OH THATS RIGHT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
[19:12] <JammyJim> heh
[19:12] <yahwe-smokes> koen's sister shagged hans
[19:12] <KoeN> YOU HGAVE HER NO CHANCE
[19:12] <JammyJim> this is like Hans and game and hans's sister
[19:12] <Ste|f00d> SHEFFIELD CHAVS ON 4
[19:12] <JammyJim> did she?
[19:12] <yahwe-smokes> yes
[19:12] <JammyJim> hans hans hes our man if he cant do it noone can!
[19:12] <yahwe-smokes> yes she did
[19:12] <Ste|f00d> heh
[19:12] * Ste|f00d is now known as Ste_
[19:12] <JammyJim> im so glad im not european
[19:12] <yahwe-smokes> in koen's parents bed
[19:12] <JammyJim> :)))
[19:12] <Amoril> for real?
[19:13] <yahwe-smokes> how shocking
[19:13] <Amoril> which sister koen?
[19:13] <KoeN> its a lie
[19:13] <KoeN> yahwe making up stories etc
[19:13] <Amoril> are you sure
[19:13] <KoeN> yes
[19:13] <Amoril> are you embarrassed hans managed to **** your sister
[19:13] <Amoril> when she kept on turning you do
[19:13] <KoeN> he didnt
[19:13] <Amoril> wn
[19:13] <Amoril> ???
[19:13] <yahwe-smokes> while koen was in the house
[19:13] <Amoril> i bet koen watched
[19:13] <JammyJim> ahahah
[19:13] <JammyJim> filmed
[19:13] <JammyJim> filmed dace
[19:13] <yahwe-smokes> hans 'stayed over' and koen knew nothing ha ha ha ha ha
[19:13] <KoeN> OK THAT DOES IT I WILL CALL AILEN
[19:13] <JammyJim> you can watch many times then!
[19:14] <Amoril> <KoeN> OK THAT DOES IT I WILL CALL AILEN
[19:14] <TomKat> aileen isn't hot, it's kat we want
[19:14] <JammyJim> koen in being wound up shockar!
[19:14] <JammyJim> IM GOING TO CALL HER!!"£123133444
[19:14] <Amoril> OHHHH NOES DONT THREATEN ME WITH CALLING MY SISTER
[19:14] <KoeN> lol kat isnt pretty
[19:14] <Amoril> !!!!!!!!!!!!11111
[19:14] <Amoril> koen is getting bitter now
[19:14] <JammyJim> arguements are ace
[19:14] <Amoril> kat is hot
[19:14] <KoeN> just disappointed
[19:14] <KoeN> no she isnt
[19:14] <KoeN> well for scottish standards perhaps
[19:14] <JammyJim> heh
[19:14] <KoeN> although i have to admit
[19:14] <KoeN> the scottish girls i saw were ok
[19:14] <KoeN> most of them
[19:15] <KoeN> better looking than the english
[19:15] <yahwe-smokes> koen gets upset about hans shagging his sister in his parents bed while he was in the house for some reason
[19:15] <Amoril> hey jj
[19:15] <JammyJim> here we go again
[19:15] <Amoril> ball's in your court now
[19:15] <JammyJim> koen
[19:15] <Amoril> :)
[19:15] <JammyJim> stop being so damn silly
[19:15] <JammyJim> :((
[19:15] <KoeN> i want to **** yahwe in his ear
[19:15] <JammyJim> just look at hollywood right now. at all the english actresses
[19:15] <JammyJim> theyre all pretty
[19:15] <KoeN> overrated
[19:15] <KoeN> spanish beaches
[19:15] <KoeN> liverpool
[19:15] <KoeN> ive seen it on TV
[19:15] <KoeN> shocking
[19:16] <yahwe-smokes> koen prefers the sheep on his little island
[19:16] <Amoril> ITS ON TV
[19:16] <KoeN> shocking
[19:16] <JammyJim> ive seen things about holland on tv
[19:16] <Amoril> IT MUST BE TRUE
[19:16] <JammyJim> its full of druggies
[19:16] <JammyJim> and sexual deviants
[19:16] <JammyJim> and windmills
[19:16] <Amoril> they're all whores in dutchieland
[19:16] <JammyJim> how boring
[19:16] <yahwe-smokes> like hans
[19:16] <KoeN> heh
[19:16] <JammyJim> who wear clogs
[19:16] <Amoril> in holland
[19:16] <JammyJim> and chug beer all day
[19:16] <Amoril> if your not a whore
[19:16] <KoeN> nothing wrong with clogs
[19:16] <Amoril> you're considered unusual
[19:16] <JammyJim> yahwe
[19:16] <yahwe-smokes> and shag peoples younger sisters
[19:16] <Amoril> ohhhh
[19:16] <JammyJim> clogs
[19:16] <JammyJim> yay or nay
[19:16] <Amoril> it was his younger sis then
[19:16] <KoeN> heh
[19:16] <yahwe-smokes> nay
[19:16] <Amoril> wait
[19:16] <KoeN> yay
[19:16] <Amoril> which one
[19:16] <JammyJim> thats what i thought
[19:16] <JammyJim> koen says they are ace
[19:16] <JammyJim> :(((
[19:17] <Amoril> HEH
[19:17] <yahwe-smokes> oh dear :(
[19:17] <Amoril> SPAZ ON TV
[19:17] <KoeN> i once saw a guy that went to uni wearing clogs
[19:17] <KoeN> pretty ace
[19:17] <Amoril> AND ANOTHER
[19:17] <KoeN> i never done that though
[19:17] <KoeN> :[
[19:17] <JammyJim> :((
[19:17] <Amoril> a guy i was at school with
[19:17] <Amoril> turned up in his slippers one day
[19:17] <KoeN> smelly
[19:17] <Amoril> OHHHHHHHHH HOW HE WAS TORMENTED/TAUNTED THAT DAY
[19:17] <Amoril> !!!
[19:17] <KoeN> clogs with the nike logo
[19:17] <KoeN> absolute class
[19:17] <JammyJim> nike dont make clogs
[19:18] <KoeN> i saw nike clogs
[19:18] <LHC> liar
[19:18] <JammyJim> lies
[19:18] <KoeN> no i did
[19:18] <JammyJim> you thought you saw
[19:18] <KoeN> my sailing instructor had it
[19:18] <LHC> they were 'dyke' brand probably
[19:18] <JammyJim> heh
[19:18] <JammyJim> i didnt know you could buy branded clogs
[19:18] <JammyJim> thats a turn out for the books in itself
[19:18] <KoeN> he pulled girls with it
[19:18] <Deepflow> bah
[19:18] <Deepflow> im off
[19:18] <KoeN> i want nike clogs too
[19:19] <Deepflow> yahwe-smokes, set a date!
[19:19] <yahwe-smokes> "PS Henry is finally engaged! Wedding on September 10. How exciting! :) Hopefully they won't breed." my friends are so wonderfully bitchy
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[19:19] <LHC> haha dutch girls are attracted to clogs
[19:19] <KoeN> english girls like dutchies
[19:19] <KoeN> only in england i managed to pull 5 girls in 1 night
[19:19] <KoeN> never done that here
[19:19] <demiGOD|dead> i LOVE dutch girls
[19:19] <KoeN> i hate dutch girls
[19:19] <Amoril> and they hate you
[19:19] <KoeN> arrogant, minging, peasantgirls
[19:19] <KoeN> probably yes
[19:20] <Amoril> which must make a change
[19:20] <Amoril> from being pitied
[19:20] <TomKat> hah that girl texted me 2 hours ago asking if "we're still on for tonight", and i didnt realise
[19:20] <TomKat> she just phoned me
[19:20] <TomKat> i played hard to get without even realising :up:
[19:20] <KoeN> the girls who get to know me better like me though
[19:20] <KoeN> like the girls i train
[19:20] <KoeN> they were SAD that i wont give them training anymore
[19:20] <KoeN> :cool:
[19:20] <LHC> give them boning instead
[19:20] <JammyJim> arnt they all 12?
[19:20] <demiGOD|dead> you only play hard to get after ****ing her
[19:20] <KoeN> 15
[19:20] <JammyJim> peado :(
[19:20] <KoeN> in 3 years, i will go visit them again
[19:20] <KoeN> hockey-reunion
[19:20] <TomKat> <KoeN> only in england i managed to pull 5 girls in 1 night <=- fat ugly girls don't count in the pull-o-meter
[19:20] <KoeN> :]
[19:21] <Amoril> IS THAT WHEN YOU'LL GET OUT OF PRISON?
[19:21] <yahwe-smokes> our peasent class is refreshingly attractive
[19:21] <KoeN> thats english standard
[19:21] <KoeN> lol
[19:21] <demiGOD|dead> a 15 yr old maltese chick will **** the brains out of you
[19:21] <JammyJim> is it me or are girls in cars more attractive than those who cant drive?
[19:21] <Amoril> for a pack of ciggies
[19:21] <TomKat> <demiGOD|dead> you only play hard to get after ****ing her <=- you've paid for every girl you've slept with, i'm not listening to your advice :(
[19:21] <LHC> its just you jj
[19:21] <JammyJim> ive often passed newish cars
[19:21] <JammyJim> and the girls are always hot
[19:21] <JammyJim> always
[19:21] <demiGOD|dead> not every one of them lol
[19:21] <JammyJim> but maybe its just i notice
[19:21] <LHC> newish cars are usually driven by middle ages women
[19:21] <TomKat> maltese girls are beautiful up until about 25, when they suddenly turn into middle-aged mingers :(
[19:21] <KoeN> most girls i see go out by bike
[19:22] <KoeN> like 3% goes by car
[19:22] <Amoril> <TomKat> maltese girls are beautiful up until about 25, when they suddenly turn into middle-aged mingers :(
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[19:22] <Amoril> LO ALL MED GIRLS
[19:22] <KoeN> so no opinion
[19:22] <JammyJim> thats because holland is poor
[19:22] <TomKat> yeah, tru dat dace
[19:22] <JammyJim> and noone can afford cars :(
[19:22] <KoeN> we can ride bikes
[19:22] <LHC> 'maltese' girls are also not a real nationality
[19:22] <KoeN> i went biking with brits once. never again.
[19:22] <demiGOD|dead> well actually, if you consider paying for dinner, movies and giving them gifts just to get laid, then yes, i paid for every girl i ****ed
[19:22] <Amoril> yes they are
[19:22] <LHC> because there are only 5
[19:22] <JammyJim> i date someone who was half maltese
[19:22] <JammyJim> she was pretty
[19:22] <yahwe-smokes> please god let us not get demiGOD|dead talking about 'girls' we've all seen the picture of him. we've all seen how 'witty' and 'clever' he is. must we also suffer the outrageous lies?
[19:22] <JammyJim> theres pictures of demigod?
[19:22] <LHC> have we?
[19:22] <LHC> i havent
[19:22] <yahwe-smokes> we have
[19:22] <JammyJim> nor me
[19:22] <TomKat> <JammyJim> i date someone who was half maltese <=- half maltese more like fat and half malteser
[19:22] <demiGOD|dead> hehe yahwe
[19:22] <JammyJim> show me!
[19:22] <JammyJim> hoho tomkat
[19:23] <JammyJim> she was size 6/8
[19:23] <LHC> demigod is an improving poster
[19:23] <yahwe-smokes> do you imagine i kept it?
[19:23] <JammyJim> so **** you bitch
[19:23] <TomKat> :(
[19:23] <JammyJim> with giant boobs too
[19:23] <JammyJim> SO HA
[19:23] <JammyJim> HAHAH
[19:23] <JammyJim> etc
[19:23] <JammyJim> now
[19:23] <JammyJim> demigod pics
[19:23] <demiGOD|dead> where??
[19:23] <JammyJim> i want to see what all teh fuss is about :(
[19:23] <Amoril> what pics
[19:23] <TomKat> <yahwe-smokes> please god let us not get demiGOD|dead talking about 'girls' we've all seen the picture of him. <-- i havent
[19:23] <LHC> it seems noone has
[19:23] <KoeN> me neither
[19:24] <yahwe-smokes> i slept with a girl with breasts bigger than my head. frankly i was afraid for my life and rather disapointed. i have since returned to my believe that smaller breasts are best
[19:24] <KoeN> url link
[19:24] <LHC> not even demigod
[19:24] <TomKat> it's not the size, it's the shape
[19:24] <TomKat> innit
[19:24] <Amoril> <yahwe-smokes> i slept with a girl with breasts bigger than my head.
[19:24] <Amoril> ive done that too
[19:24] <KoeN> heh
[19:24] <KoeN> small heads
[19:24] <LHC> its what you do with them
[19:24] <JammyJim> and me heh
[19:24] <Amoril> although in your case yahwe
[19:24] <Amoril> i dont really believe you
[19:24] <Amoril> EVERYONE KNOWS YOUVE GOT A BIG HEAD
[19:24] <Amoril> (lol)
[19:24] <LHC> its girth
[19:24] <yahwe-smokes> lol-orz
[19:24] <JammyJim> 'lollyroffle'
[19:24] <KoeN> btw kat stands for 'pancake'
[19:24] <demiGOD|dead> probably fake tits
[19:24] <JammyJim> demi
[19:24] <TomKat> I SLEPT WITH A GIRL WITH BOOBS BIGGER THAN A CAR AND ALSO I THEN WENT AND HAD A THREESOME WITH HER MUM NO REALLY THEN THEY FILMED IT AND THE PORN VIDEO SOLD FOR MILLIONS TRUE STORY WHAT I'M ON THE INTERNET DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME
[19:24] <demiGOD|dead> yo
[19:24] <JammyJim> in europe not every girls under 25 has fake tits
[19:25] <LHC> only yahwe can afford a girl with fake tits
[19:25] <JammyJim> in america maybe
[19:25] <JammyJim> but nto here
[19:25] <JammyJim> not yet anyway
[19:25] <demiGOD|dead> oh
[19:25] <JammyJim> altho its on the up
[19:25] <JammyJim> 'i want breast implants for my 18th'
[19:25] <JammyJim> is now becoming more common in england too :(
[19:25] <yahwe-smokes> she was the neice of an earl :(
[19:25] <LHC> most people should enlarge their breasts
[19:25] <JammyJim> was she pretty?
[19:25] <Amoril> <KoeN> btw kat stands for 'pancake'
[19:25] <TomKat> yeah i asked for those but my parents said they'd just get me a car instead
[19:25] <Phil^> i dont find stupidly large breasts that attractive personally.
[19:25] <JammyJim> i was talking to someone in palma
[19:25] <JammyJim> and apparently its THE thing to do over there
[19:25] <Amoril> she has a reasonable sized chest koen
[19:25] <Amoril> YOU SAW A PHOTO OF HER
[19:25] <JammyJim> if your slim and attractive
[19:25] <yahwe-smokes> i would much rather forget her. and her pashmina
[19:25] <JammyJim> you get bigger boobs
[19:25] <KoeN> i did
[19:25] <Amoril> I SEE HER (too) REGULARLY
[19:25] <demiGOD|dead> my preferred size are B cups
[19:26] <KoeN> i would shag her when drunk
[19:26] <JammyJim> mine are DD
[19:26] <KoeN> i think
[19:26] <JammyJim> (!!)
[19:26] <JammyJim> heh
[19:26] <LHC> i just want something with tits
[19:26] <demiGOD|dead> D's are a little weird looking
[19:26] <LHC> :(
[19:26] <JammyJim> ive yet to see A cups tho
[19:26] <JammyJim> ive seen B, C, D, DD, E, EE
[19:26] <JammyJim> and felt them all
[19:26] <KoeN> I HAVE CUP AA WHEN I PULL MY NIPPLES
[19:26] <JammyJim> DD was the nicest
[19:26] <demiGOD|dead> asians are mostly A's and B's
[19:26] <JammyJim> altho d's and cs were ok too
[19:26] <TomKat> i love the way #forums is so male-orientated
[19:26] <KoeN> asians have bonsaitits
[19:26] <JammyJim> yay \o/
[19:26] <JammyJim> yup
[19:26] <demiGOD|dead> bonsaitits lol
[19:26] <JammyJim> i was just thinking that....its all men in here talking about breasts and ****ing
[19:27] <JammyJim> PHWOAR
[19:27] <TomKat> and rugby
[19:27] <TomKat> how manly are we?
[19:27] <Amoril> im trying to think of any girl ive shgged
[19:27] <yahwe-smokes> i have never had dark meat
[19:27] <Amoril> who's had small tits
[19:27] <Amoril> AND I CANT
[19:27] <KoeN> BEER ANYONE?
[19:27] <KoeN> HOHO MASCULINE
[19:27] <LHC> belgy has tits
[19:27] <Amoril> (all fat *sobs*)
[19:27] <yahwe-smokes> :(
[19:27] <demiGOD|dead> you guys ever slept with any black females?
[19:27] <LHC> unlikely
[19:27] <yahwe-smokes> i think i've quite gone off sex
[19:27] <KoeN> no
[19:27] <KoeN> never
[19:27] <TomKat> no, i haven't
[19:27] <TomKat> i don't find black girls attractive at all
[19:27] <KoeN> never ever will i shag people from another race
[19:27] <Amoril> id **** a black girl
[19:28] <KoeN> not attracted to them
[19:28] <Amoril> but id be thinking of koens mum
[19:28] <TomKat> (obligatory defence i'm not racist etc)
[19:28] <demiGOD|dead> "they" dont wash their hair for weeks
[19:28] <LHC> i'd **** a jap but not a paki/******
[19:28] <TomKat> half-cast girls are ok, but proper black i don't like :/
[19:28] <KoeN> miss ethiopia <3
[19:28] <Amoril> id **** a black girl
[19:28] <LHC> justify
[19:28] <Amoril> but id want her to call me "massa"
[19:28] <LHC> heh
[19:28] <Amoril> :)
[19:28] <demiGOD|dead> i ****ed a couple of them "black" chicks
[19:28] <TomKat> i like the way we're all talking about girls and acting all experienced, but has one of us actually got a girlfriend?
[19:28] <KoeN> no
[19:28] <Amoril> well techincally u do TK
[19:28] <LHC> who is acting experienced?
[19:29] <TomKat> <Amoril> but id want her to call me "massa" <=- haha that's ****ing ace
[19:29] <TomKat> no no no no n on o no no no nrankin
[19:29] <TomKat> no
[19:29] <KoeN> lol
[19:29] <TomKat> it's her birthday on wednesday
[19:29] <KoeN> sex whats that
[19:29] <LHC> thers no limit
[19:29] <TomKat> if we're "together" then i have to buy her a present
[19:29] <TomKat> etc
[19:29] <Amoril> hah
[19:29] <yahwe-smokes> demiGOD|dead you start a conversation about ****ing black girls and now you say you have done so despite the fact no one cares? how very interesting
[19:29] <Amoril> GOOD THINKING BATMAN
[19:29] <demiGOD|dead> btw tomkat, im up to 92 as of last night :)
[19:29] <TomKat> :D
[19:29] <Amoril> you still need to get her a pressie tho
[19:29] <LHC> demistud more like
[19:29] <Amoril> if i was u
[19:29] <Amoril> id make her a beuatiful birthday card
[19:29] <yahwe-smokes> i've got 2 girlfriends TomKat. i am not happy with either
[19:29] <TomKat> you know when you jerk off to a different pornstar, it doesn't count as having slept with a new girl...?
[19:29] <LHC> shit
[19:29] <demiGOD|dead> no not at all
[19:30] <TomKat> well then it doesn't count yahwe
[19:30] <Amoril> HE PAYS FOR IT
[19:30] <KoeN> i never jerked off to a black girl aswell
[19:30] <TomKat> they cancel each other out, etc
[19:30] <yahwe-smokes> quite
[19:30] <LHC> it counts if you dont respect them
[19:30] <demiGOD|dead> didnt pay for it this time dace
[19:30] <yahwe-smokes> soon i shall become celibate i imagine. gin is so much more fun than sex
[19:30] <Amoril> ****IN HELL
[19:30] <Amoril> IVE JUST REALISED
[19:30] <demiGOD|dead> i have a gf though, need to stop picking up skanks in bars
[19:30] <Amoril> ITS SATURDAY NIGHT
[19:30] <Amoril> AND I DONT HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW
[19:31] <Amoril> I COULD GET ****ING REEKIN
[19:31] <yahwe-smokes> !!!
[19:31] <demiGOD|dead> unless your a catholic priest then yea
[19:31] <Amoril> \o/ :joy: \o/
[19:31] <yahwe-smokes> quite
[19:31] <yahwe-smokes> get drunk on irc dace
[19:31] <Amoril> how old are you demi?
[19:31] <demiGOD|dead> 25
[19:31] <Amoril> <yahwe-smokes> get drunk on irc dace
[19:31] <LHC> i got ****ing wasted on thursday, poor decision :(
[19:31] <yahwe-smokes> if you leave me here, with the likes of demiGOD|dead i'll kill you
[19:31] <TomKat> i like getting drunk on irc
[19:31] <Amoril> SO SAYS MR "I DRINK GIN EVERY NIGHT"
[19:31] <TomKat> it's fun
[19:31] <KoeN> tonight my sisters friends will watch movies here
[19:31] <demiGOD|dead> hehe
[19:31] <KoeN> girlmovies
[19:31] <demiGOD|dead> yahwe doesnt like me
[19:31] <TomKat> this is my favourite channel on the interweb guys
[19:31] <TomKat> i have a lot of love for you guys <3
[19:31] <Amoril> I ONLY GO ON TWO
[19:31] <yahwe-smokes> I drink 3 and a half litres a week. i'm becomming immune
[19:31] <LHC> i've never been shit enough to get drunk for irc though
[19:32] <Amoril> and i just idle in the other one
[19:32] <KoeN> i got on 20 but this is the best
[19:32] <KoeN> many brits in here
[19:32] <KoeN> and bisexuals
[19:32] <demiGOD|dead> only yank in here i suppose
[19:32] <JammyJim> im drinking corona
[19:32] <KoeN> grolsch
[19:32] <demiGOD|dead> lime or lemon?
[19:32] <JammyJim> ill be in the US of A in er
[19:32] <JammyJim> 10 days ish
[19:32] <JammyJim> i dont have either
[19:32] <JammyJim> I FEEL LIKE A PAUPER
[19:32] <demiGOD|dead> coronoa sucks without either
[19:32] <JammyJim> i know :(
[19:32] <KoeN> hahah pauper is dutch
[19:32] <demiGOD|dead> where in the us are you going?
[19:33] <JammyJim> florida but its not tourism
[19:33] <JammyJim> its business
[19:33] <JammyJim> heh
[19:33] <KoeN> for 'cheap peasant faggot'
[19:33] <demiGOD|dead> im in pensacola right now, you wanna meet? bwehhehe
[19:33] <JammyJim> eep
[19:33] <yahwe-smokes> americans really need to understand that they are hated because of their actions, both individual and collective, the few nice americans are well loved.
[19:33] <JammyJim> meeting internet people is scary :(
[19:33] <JammyJim> i could tho. we have a car over there
[19:33] <JammyJim> and i can drive
[19:33] <KoeN> meet internet peoples sister is cool
[19:33] <demiGOD|dead> florida drivers are stupid
[19:33] <NB3> revenge hit eh
[19:33] <NB3> not its not jj
[19:33] <JammyJim> ive noticed
[19:33] <NB3> -t
[19:33] <demiGOD|dead> where in florida
[19:33] <TomKat> i'd better get ready for that girl arriving :<
[19:33] <demiGOD|dead> ?
[19:33] <TomKat> i'm going to watch Alfie with her tonight, hopefully she'll think i'm just like Alfie and be all "woah you're so cool just like jude law"
[19:33] <JammyJim> just outside of orlando
[19:33] <TomKat> and i'll be all "yes. yes i am ^_^"
[19:33] <JammyJim> its rented to tourists when we arnt ther
[19:33] <demiGOD|dead> hmm
[19:33] <KoeN> heh
[19:34] <JammyJim> we all want to get a house in sarasota tho
[19:34] <JammyJim> near the beach
[19:34] <KoeN> i think youre just like alfie tomkat
[19:34] <JammyJim> :(
[19:34] <Amoril> i have tennents sitting beside the computer
[19:34] <KoeN> the looks, the attitude, the charism
[19:34] <Amoril> (its not proper if it aint warm)
[19:34] <yahwe-smokes> tennents is super
[19:34] <TomKat> are you mocking me koen :<
[19:34] <KoeN> no
[19:34] <demiGOD|dead> orlando is 7 hours away from me =/
[19:34] <Amoril> <TomKat> i'm going to watch Alfie with her tonight, hopefully she'll think i'm just like Alfie and be all "woah you're so cool just like jude law"
[19:34] <TomKat> \o/
[19:34] <Amoril> DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP
[19:34] <Amoril> !!!
[19:34] <Amoril> !
[19:34] <LHC> tennents is for the working class to drink in the street
[19:34] <JammyJim> i drove to ftlauderdale and back
[19:34] <JammyJim> in a day
[19:35] <JammyJim> that was a long way
[19:35] <KoeN> i dont even know what tennents is
[19:35] <demiGOD|dead> jeez
[19:35] <JammyJim> actually jacksonville was further
[19:35] <Amoril> u drank it koen
[19:35] <demiGOD|dead> i LOVE jacksonville!!
[19:35] <TomKat> frosty jacks is ace
[19:35] <demiGOD|dead> =)
[19:35] <Amoril> Wait no actually
[19:35] <KoeN> i did?
[19:35] <Amoril> we drank grolch
[19:35] <KoeN> exactly
[19:35] <LHC> maybe you could meet half way guys
[19:35] <Amoril> i must have been feeling silly that day
[19:35] <LHC> 4 hours each
[19:35] <yahwe-smokes> silence lhc
[19:35] <demiGOD|dead> yeah
[19:35] <KoeN> the most scary bit of you dace, is that you are able to not eat in 3,5 days
[19:35] <TomKat> oh she won't be getting here until 8:20pm, looks like i can chat to you geeks for a bit longer
[19:36] <JammyJim> i just ruined a meal because i didnt defrost it first
[19:36] <JammyJim> i hat enon micrwave stuff
[19:36] <KoeN> like a crocodile
[19:36] <LHC> tell her to **** off you have an irc meeting going on
[19:36] <demiGOD|dead> jj, in 10 days you said?
[19:36] <JammyJim> 9th march
[19:36] <TomKat> you hate non-microwave stuff?
[19:36] <KoeN> microwaves are good
[19:36] <demiGOD|dead> spring break!! =)
[19:36] <TomKat> ugh
[19:36] <KoeN> for all your meals
[19:36] <TomKat> no thanks :/
[19:36] <yahwe-smokes> 'geeks'... i see
[19:36] <JammyJim> im not 21 tho
[19:36] <JammyJim> and i cant risk being caught
[19:36] <TomKat> it was a joke yahwe
[19:36] <TomKat> you see, i'm obviously a geek too
[19:36] <TomKat> as i'm in here with you
[19:36] <JammyJim> for fear or having it on my record
[19:37] <KoeN> NO YOURE ALFIE
[19:37] <TomKat> so that means i'm allowed to refer to you as geeks
[19:37] <demiGOD|dead> oh
[19:37] <JammyJim> and making immigration even more of a chore
[19:37] <TomKat> it's like being black and calling other black people "******s"
[19:37] <demiGOD|dead> are you relocating here?
[19:37] * NiM has joined #forums
[19:37] <Amoril> whatsup my geeks
[19:37] <yahwe-smokes> i see. we gods have very long memories you understand
[19:37] <Amoril> IT DOESNT HAVE THE SAME RING TO IT
[19:37] <demiGOD|dead> what do you call a black person driving a BMW?
[19:37] <LHC> its sup
[19:37] <Amoril> a dealer
[19:37] <TomKat> not when you're drunk on gin and tonic, you don't
[19:37] <LHC> give me my car back ******
[19:37] <demiGOD|dead> a ******, doesnt matter what he drives
[19:37] <TomKat> heh :D
[19:38] <demiGOD|dead> thats kinda racist, sorry
[19:38] <JammyJim> :((
[19:38] <KoeN> pimp my ride
[19:38] <JammyJim> how do you make a black baby stop crying?
[19:38] <Amoril> how do you stop a ****** from drowning
[19:38] <demiGOD|dead> how? lol
[19:38] <JammyJim> lick its lips and stick it to a window
[19:38] <JammyJim> heh
[19:38] <Jakiri> what's blue and lives at the bottom of the garden?
[19:38] <Amoril> YOU TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF ITS HEAD
[19:38] <Amoril> !!!
[19:38] <JammyJim> i heard that from a very proper blonde female friend
[19:38] <demiGOD|dead> bwahahhaha
[19:38] <Amoril> ahhhhh racism unites us
[19:38] <demiGOD|dead> what did the black kid with diarrhea tell his mom?
[19:38] <Amoril> my white brothers
[19:38] <demiGOD|dead> MOM I'M MELTING!!!
[19:39] <JammyJim> racism isnt really allowed in here tho
[19:39] <JammyJim> so no more racist jokes
[19:39] <yahwe-smokes> my family were slave traders, i beat you all
[19:39] <demiGOD|dead> oh kk
[19:39] <JammyJim> even if they are funny :()
[19:39] <demiGOD|dead> no more
[19:39] <JammyJim> ****SAKE
[19:39] <JammyJim> i just folded a 3
[19:39] <JammyJim> and 2 of them came down
[19:39] <JammyJim> im doing shit :(
[19:39] <Jakiri> <JammyJim> so no more racist jokes
[19:39] <Jakiri> bah
[19:39] <KoeN> at this moment im wearing black and white cloths to demontsrate against racism on internet
[19:39] <Jakiri> <Jakiri> what's blue and lives at the bottom of the garden?
[19:39] <KoeN> it has to stop NOW
[19:39] <Amoril> i dunno
[19:39] <Jakiri> he's my ****** and I'll paint him any colour I like
[19:39] <JammyJim> a3ss!
[19:39] <demiGOD|dead> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:39] <demiGOD|dead> BWAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
[19:39] <Amoril> ho ho ho
[19:39] <yahwe-smokes> oh do shut up demiGOD|dead
[19:39] <demiGOD|dead> its funny though
[19:40] * Ste_ is now known as Ste|pub
[19:40] <LHC> ste is going to the pub!
[19:40] <JammyJim> i am too soon!
[19:40] <Ste|pub> again :P
[19:40] <demiGOD|dead> what time is it there
[19:40] <JammyJim> 7:39
[19:40] <JammyJim> add 5hours
[19:40] <demiGOD|dead> 7pm
[19:40] <demiGOD|dead> ah k
[19:40] <KoeN> heh
[19:40] <JammyJim> actually for some reason its 4hours and 58minutes
[19:40] <JammyJim> im not too sure why
[19:40] <KoeN> he'll be back soon
[19:40] <JammyJim> but florida time is 2minutes out
[19:40] <KoeN> in 3 hours its closing time
[19:40] <KoeN> haha
[19:40] <KoeN> sucks to be british
[19:41] <demiGOD|dead> im actually -6 in pensacola
[19:41] <LHC> he can go to a club or something
[19:41] <JammyJim> erm
[19:41] <JammyJim> clubs shut at 2?
[19:41] <Phil^> depends now
[19:41] <KoeN> or 1
[19:41] <Phil^> theres these 24h licenses
[19:41] <yahwe-smokes> erm.
[19:41] <Phil^> :)
[19:41] <KoeN> still early
[19:41] <JammyJim> and some places can get a 24hour license
[19:41] <KoeN> in november
[19:41] <yahwe-smokes> clubs shut at 6 am
[19:41] <KoeN> i read
[19:41] <LHC> not yet there isnt is there?
[19:41] <Phil^> yes there are
[19:41] <LHC> oh
[19:41] <Phil^> it passed into law nt too long ago
[19:41] <yahwe-smokes> yes
[19:41] <LHC> that was fast
[19:41] <yahwe-smokes> now
[19:41] <KoeN> i havent seen a club in the UK that closed after 1
[19:41] <yahwe-smokes> right now
[19:41] <Phil^> just some places dont want them
[19:41] <KoeN> nor a pub that closed after 23
[19:41] <Phil^> so dont apply for one
[19:41] <LHC> <KoeN> i havent seen a club in the UK that closed after 1
[19:41] <demiGOD|dead> ey jj, until when are you in orlando?
[19:41] <yahwe-smokes> you can apply for a 24hour licence
[19:41] <KoeN> BUT IM SURE THEY ATE THERE
[19:41] <LHC> youve seen shitty clubs
[19:41] <JammyJim> only 10 days
[19:41] <KoeN> probably
[19:41] <JammyJim> just a quick trip
[19:41] <JammyJim> probably return in summer some time
[19:41] <demiGOD|dead> ooh ok
[19:42] <yahwe-smokes> koen is too young anyway
[19:42] <KoeN> too young for you
[19:42] <LHC> nightclubs are shit anyway
[19:42] <JammyJim> im hoping that i get bumped to first on the way over
[19:42] <demiGOD|dead> hmm
[19:42] <demiGOD|dead> and youre staying in orlando?
[19:42] <JammyJim> yes
[19:43] <LHC> you can go to the ones with the hot girls and get bombarded with shitty music or go to some sort of 'rock club' and meet dirty smelly girls that dont wash
[19:43] <yahwe-smokes> can't you two do this in pm?
[19:43] <TomKat> <KoeN> i havent seen a club in the UK that closed after 1 <=- Koen, your experience of britain seems to be very limited really from everything you say about your weekend visit
[19:43] <JammyJim> :((
[19:43] <KoeN> been there 3 times now
[19:43] <demiGOD|dead> heheh
[19:43] <Amoril> <KoeN> i havent seen a club in the UK that closed after 1
[19:43] <KoeN> in total 2 weeks
[19:43] <Amoril> YOUR TALKING SHIT KOEN
[19:43] <KoeN> been out almost every night
[19:43] <Amoril> ABSOLUTE SHITE
[19:43] <JammyJim> koen talks shit again :(
[19:43] <KoeN> seen nothing
[19:43] <KoeN> apparently
[19:43] <KoeN> your country sucks
[19:43] <KoeN> :[
[19:43] <Amoril> KOEN
[19:43] <Amoril> DO YOU REMEMBER THE SHACK?
[19:43] <KoeN> I DO
[19:43] <Amoril> HUH HUH HUH?
[19:43] <KoeN> YES
[19:43] <Amoril> That shuts at 3
[19:43] <KoeN> i liked it
[19:43] <KoeN> thats sscotland
[19:44] <Amoril> and thats the time we were there till
[19:44] <NB3> why is Koen even allowed on the internet
[19:44] <KoeN> i meant england/wales
[19:44] <Jakiri> [19:43] <Amoril> <KoeN> i havent seen a club in the UK that closed after 1
[19:44] <Jakiri> what
[19:44] <Amoril> you said britian
[19:44] <LHC> scotland is in the uk
[19:44] <KoeN> (and 3 is still not normal)
[19:44] <yahwe-smokes> who here actually cares about koen 'my sister's a whore' s opinion?
[19:44] <demiGOD|dead> 1am??
[19:44] <Amoril> I DO
[19:44] <Jakiri> you haven't seen a club in the uk that closed after 1?
[19:44] <Amoril> (only joking)
[19:44] <KoeN> no
[19:44] <demiGOD|dead> all the pubs in dunfermline closed at 3 (or 4 i think)
[19:44] <KoeN> that scotland
[19:44] <Jakiri> I don't know of a club that closes before two
[19:44] <KoeN> scotland is halfdecent
[19:44] <Amoril> why in the **** were you in dunfermline
[19:44] <Amoril> ????
[19:44] <Jakiri> scotland is in the UK
[19:45] <KoeN> scotland is the better part of the UK
[19:45] <LHC> demigod has culture
[19:45] <Amoril> controversial opinion koen
[19:45] <Amoril> but i agree
[19:45] <yahwe-smokes> yes
[19:45] <yahwe-smokes> scotland is ace
[19:46] <yahwe-smokes> let's give it its own nationality
[19:46] <yahwe-smokes> then we can stop paying for it
[19:46] <Amoril> hmmm
[19:46] <Amoril> kat's emailed me again
[19:46] <JammyJim> heh
[19:46] <KoeN> my peasantmate is asking me to go out with him
[19:46] <KoeN> shall i do it
[19:46] <Amoril> ahhh its ok
[19:46] <LHC> bum her
[19:46] <Amoril> it was a mass send
[19:46] <Amoril> Phew
[19:46] <KoeN> or stay here and watch movies with the girl
[19:46] <KoeN> s
[19:46] <LHC> dont do it koen
[19:46] <LHC> stay here on irc
[19:46] <KoeN> haha
[19:46] <KoeN> i said hans has nothing to do
[19:46] <KoeN> LOLOl
[19:46] <KoeN> win
[19:47] <yahwe-smokes> oh please god go koen
[19:47] <KoeN> yes youre bisexual
[19:47] <Ste|pub> right i'm off out now
[19:47] <KoeN> byebyee
[19:47] <demiGOD|dead> <Amoril> why in the **** were you in dunfermline <------ we did a port visit in crombie last year, spent nights in dunfermline, edinburgh and a long ass train ride to glasgow, just to be jumped by a bunch of anti-american scots
[19:47] <Ste|pub> have a good saturday night everyone
[19:47] <KoeN> sleep tight
[19:47] <Ste|pub> may speak to you guys later...
[19:47] <yahwe-smokes> the scots beat you up?
[19:48] <yahwe-smokes> my opinion of them increases
[19:48] <Ste|pub> au revoir
[19:48] <Jakiri> [19:44] <KoeN> scotland is the better part of the UK
[19:48] <Jakiri> there are very few good places in the world
[19:48] <demiGOD|dead> yes yahwe, they beat me up
[19:48] <Jakiri> England is, however, one of them
[19:48] <Phil^> parts of england arent
[19:48] <demiGOD|dead> ive been to portsmouth jakiri :)
[19:48] <Phil^> just as parts of scotland arent so nice
[19:48] <LHC> 'england' is a bit broad to call a 'good place'
[19:48] <Phil^> ( ie glasgow )_
[19:48] <LHC> lots of england is wank
[19:48] <Amoril> glasgow is great phil
[19:49] <Amoril> (you are such a retard)
[19:49] <Phil^> parts of glasgow are not great
[19:49] <Phil^> most violent place imaginable
[19:49] <Phil^> :)
[19:49] <Amoril> well duh
[19:49] <Amoril> you dont go there
[19:49] <demiGOD|dead> i almost got killed in glasgow
[19:50] <demiGOD|dead> but that was because of me being stupid
[19:50] <demiGOD|dead> well same thing in edinburgh, both stupid reasons why i got jumped
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[19:50] <LHC> streetwise
[19:50] <Amoril> you got jumped?
[19:50] <Amoril> WERE YOU BEING AMERICAN?
[19:50] <Amoril> (i bet you were)
[19:50] <demiGOD|dead> pretty much
[19:50] <Amoril> ****wit
[19:51] <Phil^> have to agree with dace on that
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[19:51] <Phil^> begrudgingly
[19:51] <Pyr0> Who got butt raped
[19:51] <LHC> you
[19:51] <yahwe-smokes> you?
[19:51] <demiGOD|dead> i rooted for the english, and portugal
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[19:51] <demiGOD|dead> i rooted for the english, and portugal
[19:51] <demiGOD|dead> hehhe
[19:51] <demiGOD|dead> stupid
[19:51] <Pyr0> no, not today anyway
[19:51] <Pyr0> sadly
[19:51] <Phil^> very stupid lol
[19:51] <yahwe-smokes> stupid and most discourteous
[19:51] <LHC> the scottish care about england losing
[19:52] <KoeN> he wants me to go the cinema with him to see a crap dutch movie
[19:52] <Phil^> deeply
[19:52] <Phil^> :)
[19:52] <KoeN> **** this
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[19:53] <Pyr0> The people that only turn on the tv to watch england lose are pretty sad people
[19:53] <Pyr0> but then I really hate this whole english scottish hate thing
[19:53] <Phil^> or scots, to give us something to do once scotlands been knocked out again
[19:53] <Amoril> tk did you get all that?
[19:53] <Phil^> no
[19:53] <LHC> i like to see scotland win
[19:53] <Phil^> youflooded twice dace
[19:53] <Phil^> didnt get a word
[19:53] <yahwe-smokes> ahhhhh
[19:54] <Pyr0> i dont give a damn either way
[19:54] <yahwe-smokes> secret dcc-ing going on is there dace?
[19:54] <Pyr0> i dont watch sports, i find them intensely boring affairs
[19:54] <JammyJim> i have a horrible feeling im the one being the antisocial retard in our flat
[19:54] <JammyJim> and i thought it was them
[19:54] <JammyJim> :(
[19:54] <Amoril> it was in pm phil
[19:54] <Pyr0> apart from basketball, and we just dont have decent teams in this country
[19:54] <Phil^> you arent the only one in are you jj? :)
[19:55] <JammyJim> no but i just bumped into 2 flatmates in the kitchen and they like talked to eachother
[19:55] <JammyJim> i think theyre going to watch a film together !!
[19:55] <JammyJim> thats er unthinkable
[19:55] <Phil^> maybe they`re practising what they learned in class?
[19:55] <Phil^> :)
[19:55] <TomKat> <Amoril> tk did you get all that? <=- yes!
[19:55] <LHC>
[19:55] <demiGOD|dead> i love dunfermline, drank snakebites at the monty's with erinn and lisa, and ****ed a beautiful blonde at the foundry
[19:55] <yahwe-smokes> poor jj :(
[19:56] <yahwe-smokes> 1)
[19:56] <yahwe-smokes> we don't know erinn
[19:56] <yahwe-smokes> 2)
[19:56] <yahwe-smokes> we don't know lisa
[19:56] <yahwe-smokes> 3)
[19:56] <JammyJim> every year i prayed for cindy and mindy to show up. the blonde athletic beauties who i would befriend and eventually bed both at the same time
[19:56] <LHC> i know lisa
[19:56] <yahwe-smokes> we don't care
[19:56] <JammyJim> but its never materialised
[19:56] <JammyJim> :(
[19:56] <demiGOD|dead> lol
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[19:57] <demiGOD|dead> yahwe's constant loathing of me is very disturbing
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[19:57] <NB3> don't worry about it
[19:57] <NB3> everyone loathes you
[19:57] <Amoril> u get up to 42?
[19:57] <NB3> it's not just yahwe
[19:58] <Amoril> TK?
[19:58] <demiGOD|dead> oh
[19:58] <TomKat> are there only 17 questions?
[19:58] <TomKat> i wasn't sure if it had frozen or something
[19:58] <JammyJim> :((
[19:58] <demiGOD|dead> i can live with that then if its not just him
[19:58] <yahwe-smokes> you have one topic of conversation. and given how ugly you are. its a topic of conversation that is both made up and annoying
[19:59] <JammyJim> we still havnt seen pics
[19:59] <yahwe-smokes> he can post the link again
[19:59] <yahwe-smokes> you decide
[19:59] <Amoril> HE MIGHT BE DA BOM
[19:59] <demiGOD|dead> i am very ugly, but my stories arent made up heh
[19:59] <yahwe-smokes> even if they were true they're ****ing annoying
[19:59] <demiGOD|dead> then i apologize if i annoy you :(
[20:00] <Amoril> dont
[20:00] <Amoril> if you piss off yahwe
[20:00] <yahwe-smokes> shut it dace
[20:00] <Amoril> you're only annoying one person
[20:00] <Amoril> but you're amusing a shit load of others
[20:00] <Amoril> (ho ho ho)
[20:00] <yahwe-smokes> ho ho ho
[20:01] <demiGOD|dead> maybe i should start a poll on GD of who hates me
[20:01] <JammyJim> :(((
[20:01] <JammyJim> thays a bad idea
[20:01] <yahwe-smokes> oh dear god
[20:01] <demiGOD|dead> yea
[20:01] <JammyJim> you end up going down the path of crashtester
[20:01] <demiGOD|dead> probably is
[20:01] <JammyJim> EVERYONE HATES ME
[20:01] <JammyJim> IM SO CRAP
[20:01] <NB3> yes.
[20:01] <NB3> we do
[20:01] <demiGOD|dead> lol
[20:01] <queball> who are you?
[20:01] <demiGOD|dead> nevermind then
[20:01] <LHC> crashtester amuses me
[20:01] <queball> I like crashtester
[20:02] <demiGOD|dead> crashtester can be funny sometimes
[20:02] <yahwe-smokes> i prefer crashtester to demiGOD
[20:02] <LHC> maybe everybody should post like queball
[20:02] <demiGOD|dead> *sigh*
[20:02] * Phil^ is now known as Phil^[Offline]
[20:03] <yahwe-smokes> ****ing fireworks
[20:04] <queball> lhc: what is "like queball"?
[20:04] <LHC> brilliantly
[20:04] <yahwe-smokes> what is it about ****ing living here that makes people need to set off fireworks all the ****ing time
[20:04] <LHC> you are cute when you post
[20:05] <LHC> isnt it supposed to be some sort of drug signal or something?
[20:05] * queball blushes
[20:05] <Amoril> we can only hope they're aimed at you yahwe
[20:05] <yahwe-smokes> i should get one of my clients to go burn down their house
[20:06] <KoeN> ok im off
[20:06] <KoeN> watching crap movies at my peasantmate
[20:06] <KoeN> hoho
[20:06] <KoeN> shall be fun
[20:07] <Amoril> you're watching movies eh koen?
[20:07] <yahwe-smokes> no one tell him that's not a word
[20:07] <queball> http://www.ng-gallery.net/view.php?nick=KoeN
[20:07] <Amoril> MOVIES OF YOUR SISTER AND HANS ****ING I BET
[20:07] <Amoril> !!!
[20:07] <KoeN> **** YOU
[20:07] <yahwe-smokes> heh heh
[20:07] <KoeN> AND KISS AILEEN FROM ME
[20:07] <Amoril> no **** your sister
[20:07] <KoeN> SHE MISSES ME
[20:07] <KoeN> I THINK
[20:07] <KoeN> ok byebyee
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[20:08] <Amoril> i didnt want to crush him
[20:08] <Amoril> at the end there
[20:08] <Amoril> i think that makes me weak
[20:08] <Amoril> :(
[20:08] * demiGOD|dead is now known as demiGOD|afk
[20:08] <NB3> seriously though
[20:09] <NB3> why is Koen allowed near a computer
[20:09] <NB3> much less online
[20:09] <Amoril> its part of the care in the community order
[20:09] <Amoril> or something
[20:09] <JammyJim> what else can you drink whiskey with
[20:09] <JammyJim> bar coke?
[20:09] <JammyJim> and orange juice
[20:09] <Amoril> soda
[20:09] <LHC> lemonade
[20:09] <JammyJim> all i ahve its water and squash
[20:09] <JammyJim> i have no mixers
[20:09] <Amoril> GINGER ALE
[20:09] <LHC> water
[20:09] <JammyJim> damnit
[20:09] <JammyJim> :(
[20:09] <demiGOD|afk> coffee
[20:09] <JammyJim> ooo
[20:09] <JammyJim> that works
[20:10] <Amoril> JJ
[20:10] <JammyJim> coffee
[20:10] <JammyJim> irish coffee!
[20:10] <LHC> spirits and water mentality
[20:10] <demiGOD|afk> yes
[20:10] <JammyJim> kinda
[20:10] <Amoril> you should have phrased your question thus:
[20:10] <queball> I'm drinking vodka and lemsip
[20:10] <Amoril> CAN YOU DRINK QHISKEY WITH WATER AND SQUASH
[20:10] <Amoril> ?
[20:10] <NB3> you can
[20:10] <Amoril> and people would have answered
[20:10] <JammyJim> YOU CAN?!
[20:10] <NB3> im not sure whether you should
[20:10] <Amoril> WITH WATER YES IF YOU ARE A FAG
[20:10] <JammyJim> :(
[20:10] <Amoril> are you a fag JJ
[20:10] <JammyJim> oh
[20:10] <Amoril> ARE YOU?
[20:10] <JammyJim> how long is itp ossible to keep wine corked for
[20:10] <Amoril> (i say yes)
[20:10] <demiGOD|afk> im getting a haircut so yahwe doesnt think im ugly anymore
[20:10] <JammyJim> before it goes to shit
[20:10] <LHC> spirits and dilute drinks are for fags but you can do it
[20:10] <JammyJim> yahwe?
[20:11] <yahwe-smokes> get facial reconstructive surgery demiGOD|afk
[20:11] <yahwe-smokes> i hear that rocks
[20:11] <JammyJim> yahwe
[20:11] <JammyJim> how long can wine be standing for?
[20:11] <JammyJim> before it becomes vile
[20:11] <NB3> yeah, but we'd still be stuck with the personality :(
[20:11] <yahwe-smokes> cork in?
[20:11] <JammyJim> yeah
[20:12] <yahwe-smokes> theoretically for years
[20:12] <JammyJim> good o
[20:12] <JammyJim> ill try some thne
[20:12] <demiGOD|afk> ill try my best to be acceptable next time nb3
[20:12] <yahwe-smokes> it depends on if the cork works or not
[20:12] <JammyJim> you better not be telling me fibs :(
[20:12] <JammyJim> whats worst case scneario?
[20:12] <Amoril> death
[20:12] <Amoril> sorry
[20:12] <Amoril> PAINFUL death
[20:12] <yahwe-smokes> its never been opened?
[20:12] <JammyJim> no it has been opened
[20:12] <JammyJim> it was opened last er tuesday
[20:12] <yahwe-smokes> oh i see
[20:12] <JammyJim> or monday
[20:12] <JammyJim> i recorked it before going out
[20:12] <JammyJim> well
[20:12] <JammyJim> i rammed teh cork in
[20:12] <JammyJim> and its 'liquid tight'
[20:13] <yahwe-smokes> well it won't turn as such, it will just increase in acid content. i should smell it first
[20:13] <JammyJim> smells
[20:13] <JammyJim> hmm
[20:13] <yahwe-smokes> if you gag don't drink it
[20:13] <yahwe-smokes> otherwise you'll be ok
[20:13] <JammyJim> i didnt gag
[20:13] <JammyJim> past the first step
[20:13] <JammyJim> !
[20:13] <yahwe-smokes> its fine then
[20:13] <NB3> are we still talking wine ?
[20:13] <JammyJim> smells ok to me
[20:13] <yahwe-smokes> my father prefers wine that's oxidised a bit
[20:14] <JammyJim> tastes ok too!
[20:14] <JammyJim> YAY
[20:14] <JammyJim> CHEAP DRUNKEN STATE AHOY!
[20:14] <yahwe-smokes> course my father is insane
[20:14] <Amoril> with red wine
[20:14] <Amoril> you need to pour it into
[20:14] <Amoril> one of those big vase thingiemajiggers
[20:14] <Amoril> to let it breath
[20:14] <yahwe-smokes> thank you dace
[20:14] <Amoril> opening the bottle does **** all
[20:14] <JammyJim> yes yes
[20:15] <Amoril> SEE I KNOW STUFF ABOUT ETIQUTE
[20:15] <Amoril> AND EVERYTHING
[20:15] <Amoril> !!!!!!!
[20:15] <yahwe-smokes> ...
[20:15] <JammyJim> i bet you dont :(
[20:15] <Amoril> anyways
[20:15] <Amoril> heh
[20:15] <JammyJim> not the TRUE MANNERS
[20:15] <JammyJim> required of a gent
[20:15] <Amoril> i knew about the soup thing
[20:15] <JammyJim> :(((
[20:15] <JammyJim> which soup thing?
[20:15] <Amoril> see yahwes thread
[20:15] <yahwe-smokes> which thread i produce so many quality threads
[20:15] <NB3> the thread
[20:15] <NB3> of yahwe-smokes's
[20:15] <NB3> which amused me
[20:16] <JammyJim> doesnt everyone know how to eat soup?
[20:16] <Amoril> most people do it the french way
[20:16] <Amoril> i assume
[20:16] <Amoril> *shrug*
[20:16] <JammyJim> i was told its move away from yourself
[20:16] <JammyJim> not towards
[20:16] <JammyJim> with teh spoon
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[20:16] * P sets mode: +o JC`
[20:17] <Amoril> YEAH THATS RIGHT JJ
[20:17] <Amoril> YOU MOVE THE SPOON AWAY FROM YOUR MOUTH
[20:17] <JammyJim> NO YOU STUPID FAG
[20:17] <Amoril> YOU DONT EAT NOFINK
[20:17] <Amoril> !!!!!!!!!!
[20:17] <JammyJim> I WOULD ILLUSTRATE BUT I CANT
[20:17] <Amoril> ahhh cummon
[20:17] <Amoril> everyone can draw
[20:17] <JammyJim> BUT YOU DONT STICK THE SPOON IN AND BRING IT TOWARDS YOU WHILST STILL IN THE BOWL
[20:17] <JammyJim> YOU MOVE IT AWAY FROM YOURSELF WHILST IN THE BOWL
[20:17] <JammyJim> AND THEN TOWARDS YOUR MOUTH
[20:18] <JammyJim> ALSO WHEN FINISHING YOU TILT AWAY FOMR YOURSELF
[20:18] <JammyJim> NOT TOWARDS
[20:18] <JammyJim> !
[20:18] <JammyJim> SEE
[20:18] <JammyJim> I KNOW IT ALL
[20:18] <JammyJim> I SHOULD BE LORD JAMES
[20:18] <Amoril> you know nothing
[20:18] <Amoril> although you are LORD FAG
[20:18] <Amoril> !!!!!!!!!!
[20:18] <Amoril> anyways
[20:18] <JammyJim> :(
[20:18] <Amoril> must go
[20:18] <Amoril> my sis is about to kick off
[20:18] <JammyJim> IVE EATEN IN TEH BESTEST RESTAURANTS EVER
[20:18] <JammyJim> well some
[20:18] <Amoril> as i still havent done the dishes
[20:18] <JammyJim> :(
[20:18] <yahwe-smokes> ha ha ha
[20:18] <yahwe-smokes> dace is staff
[20:18] <Amoril> she only asked me 2 weeks ago
[20:18] <Amoril> :(
[20:18] <yahwe-smokes> :
[20:18] <Amoril> bins need to be taken out too
[20:18] <yahwe-smokes> :(
[20:18] <Amoril> :(((((((
[20:19] <yahwe-smokes> get to it boy
[20:19] <Amoril> i think ive pushed her as far as i can
[20:19] <Amoril> anyways
[20:19] <Amoril> CIAO
[20:19] <JammyJim> tata
[20:19] <yahwe-smokes> kiss kiss
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[20:20] <JammyJim> if i were a rich man yaba daba daba daba doo
[20:20] <yahwe-smokes> he waited for my kisses
[20:20] <JammyJim> aw
[20:21] <queball> daidle deedle daidle digguh digguh deedle daidle dum
[20:21] <JammyJim> when im back on top. back on top in june
[20:21] <JammyJim> i said thats life
[20:21] <JammyJim> im bored
[20:21] <JammyJim> and waiting to be told to meet somewhere.
[20:21] <JammyJim> :(
[20:21] <yahwe-smokes> :(
[20:21] <JammyJim> i wish i mixed in a social set which just *had* parties every night
[20:21] <yahwe-smokes> quite
[20:22] <JammyJim> and you heard about it through word of mouth
[20:22] <JammyJim> and just pulled up in a car
[20:22] <JammyJim> which would be taken by a valet
[20:22] <JammyJim> and wearing a suit is required
[20:22] <JammyJim> not out of the ordinary
[20:22] <yahwe-smokes> lounge suits?
[20:22] <yahwe-smokes> how cas
[20:22] <queball> you could have a party by yourself and wear a suit
[20:22] <JammyJim> i was thinking more dinner jacket type stuff
[20:22] <JammyJim> when i alst wore a suit out in aber
[20:22] <JammyJim> people looked at me like they wanted to kill me
[20:22] <JammyJim> :(
[20:23] <JammyJim> all the local chavs
[20:23] <JammyJim> who dont understand things like 'tailoring' or 'class'. all the inbred little urchin folk who will inevitably end up as dustbin men or farmers
[20:23] <yahwe-smokes> jj i am clearly rebelling against my social set. my darling (bestfriend) thinks its just a winter thing and i'll be better when the season starts. i doubt it
[20:23] <JammyJim> :(((
[20:23] <JammyJim> i wish i was in a position to do a season in london
[20:23] <JammyJim> sadly
[20:23] <JammyJim> im not
[20:23] <JammyJim> :(
[20:24] <JammyJim> i have no rich granny who has a house in knightsbridge
[20:24] <yahwe-smokes> my clients always seem respectful
[20:24] <JammyJim> yahwe find me a bride
[20:24] <JammyJim> a rich
[20:24] <JammyJim> beautiful bride
[20:24] <JammyJim> then pack her up and mail her to aber
[20:24] <yahwe-smokes> you'd only get smug and annoying
[20:24] <NB3> and now
[20:24] <NB3> pizza
[20:24] <NB3> for breakfast
[20:24] <NB3> it should probably be a crime
[20:24] <JammyJim> i promise i wont
[20:24] <JammyJim> :(
[20:24] <yahwe-smokes> good god, if i sent a girl to wales i'd be ostrazised
[20:25] <JammyJim> heh
[20:25] <JammyJim> i will have to come to london at some point
[20:25] <JammyJim> and meet you
[20:25] <JammyJim> for coffee
[20:25] <JammyJim> or tea
[20:25] <JammyJim> or whatever
[20:25] <yahwe-smokes> gin
[20:25] <yahwe-smokes> is best
[20:25] <JammyJim> ok
[20:25] <JammyJim> gin
[20:25] <JammyJim> i need to start earning money first tho
[20:25] <JammyJim> othrewise id feel like a poor relation :(
[20:25] <yahwe-smokes> i went out for 'tea' with 2 pash last week
[20:26] <yahwe-smokes> i hate money
[20:26] <yahwe-smokes> its ghastly
[20:26] <NB3> i agree
[20:26] <JammyJim> well being a student i have little :(
[20:26] <NB3> however i have to start considering it, which is highly irritating
[20:26] <JammyJim> enough but not as much as i want :(
[20:26] <yahwe-smokes> stop whinning. i was a penniless orphan student waiff i managed fine
[20:26] <JammyJim> i manage fine
[20:26] <NB3> but first, to the 6 door away pizza place
[20:26] <yahwe-smokes> in fact i've not eaten so much caviar since
[20:26] * NB3 is now known as PizzaBot3
[20:26] <JammyJim> (thanks dad :)))))))
[20:27] <SYMM> I had cornflakes for tea
[20:27] <yahwe-smokes> did you enjoy it symm?
[20:27] <SYMM> was a bit dry
[20:27] <JammyJim> heh
[20:27] <yahwe-smokes> :(
[20:27] <SYMM> not much milk :(
[20:27] <yahwe-smokes> poor symm
[20:28] <JammyJim> saturday night truly is the loneliest night of the week
[20:29] <queball> saturday night and i ain't got nobody
[20:29] <yahwe-smokes> almost everything i love about my world is dead or dying. do you know i' expected to be introduced to city workers now? i'm expected to be grateful for cocktails with little alcohol in. i'm expected to accept non vintage fizz as norm :(
[20:29] <queball> what a great tune
[20:29] <yahwe-smokes> i think my heart is dead. nothing reaches me anymore :(
[20:29] <JammyJim> :(
[20:29] <JammyJim> come to wales
[20:30] <JammyJim> it will make you realise how great london is
[20:30] <JammyJim> heh
[20:30] <queball> welcome to internet culture \o/
[20:30] <SYMM> a 3hour tribute to kenneth williams is on BBC7, 'tis quite funny
[20:31] <JammyJim> i should really be getting ready to go out
[20:31] <JammyJim> im sure your right you know and the internet makes you less than motivated for everything
[20:32] <yahwe-smokes> i don't think its the internet
[20:32] <yahwe-smokes> i think its the modern world
[20:32] <JammyJim> indeed
[20:32] <JammyJim> im hopeing the US lifts my spirits with its sunshine
[20:32] <JammyJim> and women who love english accents
[20:33] <yahwe-smokes> they're too stupid :(
[20:33] <JammyJim> im not looking for an intelligent gf
[20:33] <JammyJim> just someone whos pretty and can talk would be good enough for now
[20:33] <yahwe-smokes> that's unwise
[20:33] <JammyJim> why?
[20:33] <JammyJim> i dont plan to marry someone like that
[20:33] <yahwe-smokes> for a start they can't talk
[20:34] <JammyJim> i dont mean so stupid they are mute
[20:34] <yahwe-smokes> i mean so stupid i wish they were mute
[20:34] <JammyJim> i mean someone who looks good on my arm who may not be the sharpest knife in the world
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[20:34] <JammyJim> oh
[20:34] <JammyJim> heh i have met girls like that
[20:34] <yahwe-smokes> hi sarah :)
[20:34] <JammyJim> theyre usually cute tho :(
[20:34] <Sarina> evening
[20:34] <JammyJim> hallo
[20:34] <JammyJim> we were just discussing the merits of feminine beauty. (again)
[20:35] <Sarina> oh
[20:35] <yahwe-smokes> jj can you delete the rpg forum? so we can see what happens?
[20:35] <Sarina> bring me up to date then so I can disagree with you as usual :P
[20:35] <yahwe-smokes> jj wants a bimbo
[20:35] <JammyJim> just to date
[20:35] <JammyJim> not to marry
[20:35] <Sarina> i see
[20:35] <Sarina> what do you mean by bimbo
[20:35] <Sarina> blonde big titted and dumb?
[20:35] <JammyJim> not necessarily dumb
[20:36] <JammyJim> the first two usually rule out the third being the word 'intelligent'
[20:36] <JammyJim> hence the dilemma
[20:36] <JammyJim> i mean blonde, big titted and intelligent would be just fine too
[20:36] <JammyJim> but its rare
[20:36] <JammyJim> no time for personality to develop
[20:36] <JammyJim> etc
[20:36] <Sarina> well i think
[20:36] <Sarina> to be frank
[20:36] <JammyJim> im listeniing to frank
[20:36] <JammyJim> do go on
[20:37] <Sarina> that intelligent women realise that (i am going on shush now)
[20:37] <yahwe-smokes> i'm listening to franky valli
[20:37] <JammyJim> im listening to frank sinatra
[20:37] <JammyJim> the two arnt really the same
[20:37] <JammyJim> :(
[20:37] <JammyJim> right
[20:37] <JammyJim> shower thne out
[20:37] <JammyJim> bbiab
[20:37] <Sarina> being beautiful and wearing 6 tonnes of mascara bleaching their hair and lying under sun beds 6 hours per day do not go hand in hand
[20:37] <yahwe-smokes> quite
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[20:40] <PizzaBot3> this pizza really is death in a box
[20:40] <PizzaBot3> but i don't care
[20:40] <yahwe-smokes> hmmmm... ?
[20:41] <yahwe-smokes> you see i bothered to make another teh funny, yet still i get no pos rep :( oh what it is to be me
[20:41] <PizzaBot3> people dont understand
[20:41] <yahwe-smokes> :(
[20:41] <Sarina> i havent read it yet
[20:41] <yahwe-smokes> read it now
[20:41] <Sarina> and i cant rep you either :(
[20:42] <yahwe-smokes> chuckle
[20:42] <yahwe-smokes> its ok
[20:42] <yahwe-smokes> just chuckle
[20:42] <PizzaBot3> i do. i liked the recent [long] thread
[20:42] <yahwe-smokes> i can't get kotr2 to work on my desperately expensive laptop :(
[20:42] <PizzaBot3> its somewhat buggy
[20:43] <PizzaBot3> there is a patch out though
[20:43] <yahwe-smokes> i think it's my 'graphics card' whatever the devil that is
[20:44] <PizzaBot3> well its not actually a card, but it is responsible for graphics.
[20:44] <yahwe-smokes> i see
[20:44] <JammyJim> yahwe stop pretending :(
[20:44] <yahwe-smokes> i only paid so much for the thing because its screen is truly beautiful
[20:45] <JammyJim> i have a trapped nerve in my back and its making bending most painful
[20:45] <JammyJim> sigh
[20:45] <yahwe-smokes> i've learned so much about computers from you people. i have to repress my giggles now when my colleagues have silly problems
[20:46] <yahwe-smokes> don't dance on a trapped nerve jj
[20:46] <JammyJim> why
[20:46] <yahwe-smokes> that way lies weeks of pain :(
[20:46] <JammyJim> :/
[20:47] <yahwe-smokes> your mortal bodies are fragile
[20:47] <yahwe-smokes> i learned this
[20:47] <JammyJim> indeed
[20:47] <JammyJim> right i believe im ready for the off gentleman
[20:48] <JammyJim> but i cannot find my watch
[20:48] <JammyJim> this is most worrying
[20:48] <Sarina> is it on your wrist? :)
[20:48] <yahwe-smokes> cheerio but be back soon
[20:48] <JammyJim> no
[20:49] <JammyJim> it was under the keyboard
[20:49] <JammyJim> well kind of
[20:49] <JammyJim> right
[20:49] <JammyJim> bbs
[20:49] <JammyJim> !
[20:49] <yahwe-smokes> You can go,
[20:49] <yahwe-smokes> But be back soon
[20:49] <yahwe-smokes> You can go,
[20:49] <yahwe-smokes> But while you're working.
[20:49] <yahwe-smokes> This place,
[20:49] <yahwe-smokes> I'm pacing round...
[20:49] <yahwe-smokes> Until you're home,
[20:49] <yahwe-smokes> ...Safe and sound
[20:55] <PizzaBot3> i never quite get what he does you know, JJ
[20:55] <PizzaBot3> I mean, i've been to Aber.
[20:55] <PizzaBot3> theres very little there.
[20:55] <PizzaBot3> and yet he's always doing something
[20:56] <Sarina> it's all a lie
[20:56] <Sarina> he just sits at his PC to see if we discuss him when he's away
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[20:58] <yahwe-smokes> lets make him happy
[21:01] <PizzaBot3> im not young and female enough for that
[21:01] <yahwe-smokes> he's gay really
[21:01] <yahwe-smokes> we all know
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[21:02] <PizzaBot3> these days, probably is
[21:04] <yahwe-smokes> i can't help but think
[21:04] <yahwe-smokes> that all those years ago
[21:04] <yahwe-smokes> i started the ball rolling, i made gd gay
[21:04] <PizzaBot3> thats one slow ball.
[21:05] <yahwe-smokes> heh
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[21:06] <PizzaBot3> The moment the Pope dies, every important official at the Vatican immediately loses his job, until he is confirmed in office by the next pontiff.
[21:06] <PizzaBot3> ^ lollyroffle
[21:06] * PizzaBot3 is now known as NB3
[21:07] <yahwe-smokes> the moment the queen dies every noble and knight in england loses their title
[21:07] <yahwe-smokes> :(
[21:07] <NB3> :o
[21:07] <Sarina> feel the indifference coming from me.........
[21:07] <yahwe-smokes> even lowly queens counsel must be granted their title again
[21:07] <LHC> i hope the pope dies soon so it isnt on tv anymore
[21:07] <yahwe-smokes> sarah
[21:07] <yahwe-smokes> how heartless
[21:07] <Sarina> i am though
[21:07] <Sarina> i thought you realised that
[21:07] <Sarina> oh or do you mean LHC
[21:08] <Amoril> the girl who served me in the offy
[21:08] <yahwe-smokes> if there were no more dukes, no earls, no viscounts, no barons, no baronettes no life peers, no knights, no gentlemen... what ever should i do?
[21:08] <Amoril> WANTED MY COCK
[21:08] <Amoril> !!!
[21:08] <Amoril> (TRUE STORY)
[21:08] <Sarina> for what purpose????
[21:08] <NB3> what did she say
[21:08] <NB3> "excuse me, can i borrow your cock?"
[21:09] <yahwe-smokes> what did you buy og little dace?
[21:09] <Amoril> it was the way she fumbled stuff
[21:09] <NB3> ?
[21:09] <Sarina> also which 'offy' was it?
[21:09] <Amoril> haddows
[21:09] <Sarina> oh
[21:09] <Amoril> the one on downahills t
[21:09] <Amoril> i bought
[21:09] <Amoril> grolch
[21:09] <yahwe-smokes> phhh
[21:09] <LHC> maybe she was incompetent
[21:09] <yahwe-smokes> beer is a mixer
[21:09] <NB3> grolsch
[21:09] <Amoril> i like spazzies too
[21:09] <NB3> ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
[21:09] <Amoril> well
[21:09] <Amoril> as long as they are good looking
[21:09] <Amoril> and she was
[21:09] <Amoril> (what a set on her too)
[21:09] <Sarina> i have only had grolsch once
[21:09] <Sarina> i believe i vommited
[21:09] <yahwe-smokes> i flirt with the gay chaps who seem to be solely employed by oddbins
[21:09] <Amoril> i might hvae to go back more often now
[21:10] <yahwe-smokes> i go every other day to buy a litre of gin. i have to pretend i'm having parties :(
[21:10] <Sarina> when i worked in the offlicense lots of people did that
[21:10] <Amoril> i think they know by now
[21:11] <Amoril> what pretended sar?
[21:11] <Sarina> my ex boss came in to haddows and i was covering a shift for someone
[21:11] <Sarina> and she didnt expect me to be there
[21:11] <Sarina> and bought a lot of vodka
[21:11] <Amoril> heh
[21:11] <Sarina> and pretended she had people coming round
[21:11] <Sarina> but i knew
[21:11] <Amoril> so do the staff notice then
[21:11] <Amoril> and do they comment on it?
[21:12] <Sarina> i noticed
[21:12] <yahwe-smokes> maybe if i drank something else i'd drink less
[21:12] <Sarina> i noticed the people who i knew since i was a kid who were friends with my mother/father purchasing a bottle of vodka/whisky per day
[21:12] <Sarina> but no i didn't discuss it with the other staff
[21:12] <yahwe-smokes> i am only bringing up my gin drinking because my darling was worried yesterday
[21:12] <Amoril> oh
[21:12] <Amoril> :(
[21:12] <Amoril> spoil sport
[21:13] <Sarina> ?!
[21:13] <Sarina> yahwe i have to ask who your darling is :\
[21:13] <yahwe-smokes> churchill drank more than me
[21:13] <Sarina> i don't drink enough
[21:13] <yahwe-smokes> my darling is my best friend
[21:13] <yahwe-smokes> its like his title
[21:13] <Sarina> its terrible going out with someone who is not a drinker :(
[21:14] <Amoril> does tony not drink?
[21:14] <Sarina> well he does
[21:14] <yahwe-smokes> even to all the people who think i'm straight i call him my darling, for he is and always will be
[21:14] <Amoril> (pre-emptive "fag")
[21:14] <Sarina> but rarely
[21:14] <Sarina> he was drinking when we were out in glasgow was he not? or was he on coke that night?
[21:14] <yahwe-smokes> i don't think i've ever called him by his name
[21:15] <Amoril> i cant remember
[21:15] <Amoril> as you have mentioned previously
[21:15] <Sarina> you were drunk
[21:15] <Amoril> id been drinking for 6 hours or so
[21:15] <Sarina> of course you can't :)
[21:15] <Amoril> when you showed up
[21:15] <Amoril> :)
[21:15] <Sarina> apparantly he was drinking
[21:17] <NB3> i blame the french
[21:17] <yahwe-smokes> i wish i had met tony and sarah
[21:17] <yahwe-smokes> how warm my heart is towards them both
[21:18] <yahwe-smokes> i am a silly sentimental old sod
[21:18] <Amoril> i think thats why your heart is warm to them
[21:18] <Amoril> (ho ho ho)
[21:18] <Sarina> no it's because we're great
[21:24] <Amoril> ciao
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[21:25] <yahwe-smokes> hmmm
[21:25] <yahwe-smokes> little people run off at a moments notice
[21:30] <NB3> rather inconsiderate of them
[21:30] <yahwe-smokes> quite
[21:30] <yahwe-smokes> but we must not curse these oompa loompa's
[21:31] <yahwe-smokes> for dace can be funny
[21:31] <yahwe-smokes> sometimes
[21:37] <yahwe-smokes> sarah sarah sarah. i've been bought a bottle of plymouth from an airport. 47.3% makes a change from 37.5%
[21:38] <Sarina> heh
[21:38] <Sarina> i should be drinking tonight
[21:38] <yahwe-smokes> yes
[21:38] <yahwe-smokes> yes you should
[21:38] <Sarina> spirits might kill the hideous cold I have :(
[21:39] <yahwe-smokes> gin is very good for colds
[21:39] <yahwe-smokes> the quinnine stops noses being bunged up
[21:39] <Sarina> having said that tonys mum is coming to visit tomorrow and I dont want to have a hangover :\
[21:39] <yahwe-smokes> its also good for (i really shouldn't say) but for 'grey water' and other bowel complaints
[21:40] <yahwe-smokes> that's why we needed it during the raj
[21:40] <NB3> hmm, perhaps i should drink gin more often
[21:40] <yahwe-smokes> when is tony going to see your father? that's what matters
[21:40] <NB3> lol
[21:41] <yahwe-smokes> well nb3 you could just drink tonic. my nanny used to. but in my whole life i am glad to say i have never drunk tonic neat
[21:41] <Sarina> my father is dead
[21:41] <Sarina> so probably in hell :p
[21:41] <yahwe-smokes> hmmm
[21:41] <yahwe-smokes> tricky
[21:41] <NB3> im not that fond of tonic straight
[21:41] <NB3> im sure the Spar sells it
[21:41] <yahwe-smokes> oh yes i knew that didn't i
[21:41] <Sarina> and we are not geting married so no need :P
[21:41] <yahwe-smokes> how ghastly you must think me
[21:41] <yahwe-smokes> :(
[21:42] <Sarina> not at all
[21:42] <yahwe-smokes> don't pull tongues young lady. a marriage is something to hope for not something to dismiss
[21:43] <Idler> who is getting married ?
[21:43] <Sarina> my mother might hope for one
[21:43] <yahwe-smokes> i wonder if i couldn't get you a ceremony at holyrood
[21:43] <Sarina> i do not
[21:43] <Sarina> oh dear no
[21:43] <yahwe-smokes> nonsense
[21:43] <yahwe-smokes> you shall be divine as you are now
[21:43] <Sarina> if i do ever get married it will be a small affair at the registry office and then a meal and a few drinks
[21:45] <yahwe-smokes> :(
[21:45] <yahwe-smokes> it needn't be religious
[21:45] <yahwe-smokes> but what need it be small?
[21:45] <Sarina> who would i invite?!
[21:45] <Sarina> i dont like that many people
[21:46] <Sarina> and i would not invite people i do not like
[21:46] <yahwe-smokes> darling i'll handle that
[21:46] <yahwe-smokes> i have fallen in love with the idea of having children
[21:47] <yahwe-smokes> as a god i can't really. but my goddaughter i shall love everlastingly
[21:49] <yahwe-smokes> you and tony will make good parents :)
[21:51] <yahwe-smokes> well
[21:51] <yahwe-smokes> you will
[21:53] <yahwe-smokes> :(
[21:53] <yahwe-smokes> bored bored bored
[21:53] <yahwe-smokes> lonely lonely lonely
[21:54] <NB3> conversation seems to have slowed somewhat
[21:54] <yahwe-smokes> oh how we the great do suffer
[21:54] <Sarina> heh
[21:54] <yahwe-smokes> when times and actions leave
[21:54] <Sarina> you are probably correct, we will make good parents :\\\\\\\\\\
[21:54] <yahwe-smokes> that we the great old buffer
[21:54] <Sarina> not any time soon though
[21:55] <yahwe-smokes> have no shoulder, no where our heart to leave
[21:57] <yahwe-smokes> i speak out loud and am not heard
[21:57] <yahwe-smokes> my voice, my age, my life, my word
[21:57] <yahwe-smokes> no matter how you think me
[21:57] <yahwe-smokes> am i not, deserved of pity
[21:58] <yahwe-smokes> let's have aq poetry hour
[21:58] * Sarina goes afk
[21:58] <yahwe-smokes> :(
[21:58] <yahwe-smokes> meanie
[21:58] <Sarina> :P
[22:00] <yahwe-smokes> for to be left, deserted true
[22:00] <yahwe-smokes> is not the only pain i feel
[22:00] <yahwe-smokes> in leaving i miss only you
[22:00] <yahwe-smokes> and that pain, my friend is all to real
[22:04] <yahwe-smokes> no one likes my poetry :(
[22:11] <yahwe-smokes> Sarah left me alone. in pain
[22:11] <yahwe-smokes> my thoughts in circles pull and push
[22:11] <yahwe-smokes> without her there is nought to gain
[22:11] <yahwe-smokes> alone in speaking i can but blush
[22:11] <Sarina> I am semi watching a film
[22:11] <yahwe-smokes> films don't ryhme like me
[22:11] <yahwe-smokes> :(
[22:12] <Sarina> no they don't
[22:13] <yahwe-smokes> so if i am left all alone
[22:13] <yahwe-smokes> not for me to pick a bone
[22:13] <yahwe-smokes> no voice to say that i am kin
[22:14] <yahwe-smokes> so be it! i have always gin
[22:19] <yahwe-smokes> i've re-read my 'work' only the last 4 lines are fun
[22:19] <Sarina> :(
[22:21] <yahwe-smokes> :(
[22:21] <yahwe-smokes> oh sexy boy
[22:21] <yahwe-smokes> mayhap i should dance to britney
[22:22] <yahwe-smokes> that's my prerogative ;)
[22:23] <Sarina> thats a horrible image
[22:23] <Sarina> no offense but I don't imagine you as a dancer
[22:23] <Sarina> and certainly not to britney
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[22:26] <Amoril> spy game
[22:27] <Amoril> is a reasonably entertaining film
[22:27] <Amoril> (seen it before mind you but still ...)
[22:28] <Sarina> yes
[22:28] <Sarina> tony is watching it
[22:28] <Sarina> i am semi watching
[22:28] <Amoril> as much as i hate it
[22:28] <Amoril> (and i do)
[22:28] <Amoril> but pitt is a decent actor
[22:28] <Amoril> :(
[22:28] <Amoril> (god how bad that tastes to say)
[22:29] <Sarina> i don't think I've ever watched an entire film with him in it
[22:29] <Sarina> that can't be right can it?!
[22:29] <yahwe-smokes> i dance
[22:29] <Sarina> oh
[22:29] <yahwe-smokes> :
[22:29] <yahwe-smokes> :(
[22:29] <yahwe-smokes> hi
[22:29] <Sarina> i lie i watched seven the whole way through
[22:29] <yahwe-smokes> my name is
[22:29] <yahwe-smokes> who?
[22:29] <yahwe-smokes> my name is
[22:29] <yahwe-smokes> what?
[22:29] <yahwe-smokes> my name is
[22:30] <Sarina> slim shady? :(
[22:30] <yahwe-smokes> yahwwe
[22:30] <Sarina> dear lord yahwe is a rapper
[22:30] <Sarina> :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
[22:30] <meaple> no
[22:30] <meaple> just a fag :(
[22:30] <Amoril> lol irony lol
[22:32] <yahwe-smokes> i do have to scream out 'let's just be friends'
[22:32] <yahwe-smokes> good lord this plymouth stuff is powerful
[22:33] <Amoril> im loving the grolch
[22:33] <Amoril> like a fag loves cock
[22:33] <yahwe-smokes> Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians
[22:33] <yahwe-smokes> In a space ship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
[22:34] <Amoril> and a fat girl loves pie
[22:34] <yahwe-smokes> hi
[22:34] <yahwe-smokes> ;)
[22:34] <Amoril> yahwe
[22:34] <yahwe-smokes> it says raping lesbians
[22:34] <Amoril> you listening to eminem?
[22:34] <meaple> and like dace likes 11 year olds
[22:34] <yahwe-smokes> yes dace
[22:34] <Amoril> cool
[22:34] <yahwe-smokes> i love marshal
[22:35] <Amoril> i like that album
[22:35] <Amoril> i have it too
[22:35] <Amoril> its got alot of good songs on it
[22:35] <Amoril> 13
[22:35] <Amoril> or 14
[22:35] <Amoril> whatever is my favourite
[22:35] <yahwe-smokes> eminem is the american shakespeare
[22:35] <yahwe-smokes> no doubt
[22:36] <yahwe-smokes> none at all
[22:36] <Amoril> song 15
[22:36] <Amoril> it is
[22:36] <Sarina> we have 2 copies
[22:36] <Sarina> the sweary one and the non sweary one :)
[22:37] <Amoril> what song is your favourite sar?
[22:37] <yahwe-smokes> in the wonderful world of yahwe's playlist i am now on 'daddy wasn't there' mike myers
[22:37] <Sarina> i dont know i havent listened to that album for ages :\
[22:37] <NB3> why wasnt mike myers killed at birth :(
[22:38] <Amoril> because genocide isnt practised in candaa
[22:38] <Amoril> cadinadia
[22:38] <Amoril> canidia
[22:38] <NB3> damn
[22:38] <Amoril> (im just joking now btw)
[22:38] <Amoril> OK
[22:38] <yahwe-smokes> we know you ****
[22:38] <Amoril> and sar you can ask tony about this
[22:38] <Amoril> WHY IS PITT WITH A MOINGER
[22:38] <Amoril> IN THIS FILM?
[22:39] <Amoril> minger
[22:39] <yahwe-smokes> pitt?
[22:39] <yahwe-smokes> brad?
[22:39] <Sarina> she isn't a minger
[22:39] <yahwe-smokes> my dream?
[22:39] <yahwe-smokes> my hope?
[22:39] <Amoril> yes
[22:39] <yahwe-smokes> my all?
[22:39] <yahwe-smokes> dear brad
[22:39] <yahwe-smokes> ...
[22:39] <Amoril> he's pretty
[22:39] <meaple> dace in homosexual shocker
[22:39] <yahwe-smokes> he's sexy
[22:40] <meaple> but I agree
[22:40] <meaple> beautiful he is
[22:40] <Sarina> i don't think he's attractive
[22:40] <yahwe-smokes> jonny depp is pretty
[22:40] <Sarina> what am I missing?!
[22:40] <Amoril> sar is so silly
[22:40] <yahwe-smokes> brad is sexy
[22:40] <Amoril> meaple
[22:40] <yahwe-smokes> brad is melt in his arms sexy
[22:40] <Sarina> although he is more attractive in this film than any other time i have seen him
[22:40] <Amoril> how the **** am i being homosexual
[22:40] <Sarina> i think its the hair
[22:40] <Amoril> beuty follows a very set mathematical pattern
[22:40] <Amoril> i have eyes
[22:40] <Amoril> i can see he follows it
[22:40] <Amoril> and thats all i said
[22:41] <yahwe-smokes> oh shush dace
[22:41] <Amoril> i never said i wanted him in a sexual manner or anythign
[22:41] <meaple> its ok to be gay dace
[22:41] <yahwe-smokes> they all know you have eyes for no man but me
[22:41] <Sarina> its ok dace
[22:41] <Sarina> i find women attractive
[22:41] <Sarina> it doesn't make me a lesbian
[22:41] <Amoril> yeah
[22:41] <Amoril> nut as a scottish male
[22:41] <Amoril> i thought i needed to get defensive
[22:41] <Amoril> or something
[22:41] <Amoril> *shrug*
[22:42] <Sarina> bollocks
[22:42] <NB3> lol
[22:42] <yahwe-smokes> i want you. i don't want anyobody else. when i think about you, i touch myself
[22:42] <yahwe-smokes> i honesty do
[22:42] <yahwe-smokes> ;)
[22:42] <Sarina> what the hell are you listening to now?!
[22:42] <yahwe-smokes> the divinals
[22:42] <yahwe-smokes> i touch myself
[22:42] <yahwe-smokes> ;)
[22:42] <Amoril> ok
[22:42] <yahwe-smokes> heh
[22:42] <Amoril> ive just re-realised
[22:43] <Amoril> why you shouldnt play poker/gamble
[22:43] <Amoril> when drinking
[22:43] <Amoril> :((((((((((((
[22:43] <Sarina> heh
[22:43] <NB3> your 80s music is weak sar :P
[22:43] <Sarina> i know the song
[22:43] <Sarina> i just couldnt think
[22:43] <NB3> i have months like that.
[22:43] <Amoril> years more like
[22:43] <Sarina> and also didnt kelly osbourne or someone equally shit cover it?
[22:43] <Amoril> ho lol ho
[22:43] <yahwe-smokes> what if i was one of you???
[22:43] <NB3> (boom boom)
[22:43] <NB3> good lord. kelly osbourne shoulda been killed at birth too
[22:44] <Amoril> 228/229
[22:44] <Amoril> \o/
[22:44] <Amoril> pld me
[22:44] <yahwe-smokes> what if i had a face? would you wanna see? if seeing meant that you would have to believe?
[22:44] <Amoril> i heard that song
[22:44] <Amoril> on friday
[22:44] <Sarina> ok is this name that tune?!
[22:44] <Amoril> and i was most uninpressed
[22:44] <yahwe-smokes> what would you ask if you had just one question?
[22:44] <Sarina> because her voice is terrible and whiny
[22:44] <Amoril> WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US
[22:44] <Amoril> WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US
[22:44] <yahwe-smokes> i am
[22:44] <Amoril> WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US
[22:45] <Amoril> no yahwe
[22:45] <Amoril> you aint
[22:45] <yahwe-smokes> i is
[22:45] <NB3> its karaoke hour in #forums, clearly
[22:45] <Sarina> yahwe doesnt use buses
[22:45] <Amoril> there are plenty of nutters
[22:45] <Sarina> does he? :o
[22:45] <Amoril> neither do i sar
[22:45] <meaple> you arent
[22:45] <meaple> ****sake
[22:46] <yahwe-smokes> if i had a name. what would it be? and would you call it to my face is you were faced with me in all my glory?
[22:46] <NB3> the question is
[22:46] <NB3> do i drink beer
[22:46] <NB3> or rum
[22:46] <NB3> or the remains of crazy irish vodka
[22:46] <Sarina> RUM
[22:46] <Amoril> HOW FAT ARE YOU
[22:47] <Sarina> what sort of rum?
[22:47] <Amoril> that should answer all your questions
[22:47] <yahwe-smokes> you can all die happy knowing i am petty, visious, easy to anger. but essentially kind
[22:47] <meaple> yeah, Ill get right on that
[22:47] <NB3> bacardi
[22:47] <Sarina> ah
[22:48] <Sarina> do you have any limes?
[22:48] <NB3> i got 'rather ****ed' on the other half of the bottle valentines day
[22:48] <NB3> alas not
[22:48] <Sarina> :((((
[22:48] <yahwe-smokes> gtood lord i am am far too drunk for ten to eleven
[22:48] <Sarina> drink the beer then
[22:48] <NB3> though the spar is open for 13 mins and may sell me lime
[22:48] <yahwe-smokes> time to sober up
[22:49] <Amoril> nb3
[22:49] <Amoril> why did you get ****ed (on booze) on feb 14th?
[22:49] <Amoril> WERE YOU ALONE?
[22:49] <Sarina> oh dear lord
[22:49] <NB3> shrug
[22:49] <Sarina> will smith is teaching michael parkinson how to dance
[22:49] <NB3> felt liek it.
[22:49] <Sarina> :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((999
[22:49] <Amoril> yeah
[22:50] <Amoril> but why did you feel like it
[22:50] <Amoril> see
[22:50] <Amoril> i thought about getting drunk on feb14th
[22:50] <Amoril> but then i thought
[22:50] <meaple> nb3 is an alcoholic
[22:50] <meaple> he needs no reason
[22:50] <Amoril> "RANKIN YOU WOULD BE A SAD **** GETTING DRUNK ON VALENTINES DAY"
[22:50] <Amoril> and i was right
[22:50] <yahwe-smokes> i had work to do
[22:51] <Amoril> you had cock to suck
[22:52] <Amoril> more like
[22:52] <yahwe-smokes> i can buy a castle with the money i spent on my flat
[22:52] <Amoril> *HUGH FIVE*
[22:52] <yahwe-smokes> a castle
[22:52] <NB3> so
[22:52] <yahwe-smokes> maybe i should just buy it and retreat in
[22:52] <NB3> why don't you have a castle ? instead of a flat ?
[22:52] <Amoril> i think the McDonald castle
[22:52] <Amoril> went for 10 mil
[22:52] <Amoril> or something
[22:52] <Amoril> Macdonald
[22:52] <yahwe-smokes> so? so? so maybe i was wrong
[22:52] <Amoril> whatever the **** it was /is
[22:53] <Amoril> ok maybe im going off topic here
[22:53] <Amoril> but i used to box
[22:53] <yahwe-smokes> maybe i would be happier in a castle rather than a cupoard
[22:53] <Amoril> and if i hit the bag wrong
[22:53] <Amoril> id hurt my hand
[22:53] <Amoril> well my hand is sore in the exact same place
[22:53] <Amoril> AND IVE NOT HIT ANYTHING
[22:53] <yahwe-smokes> you could all live with me
[22:53] <yahwe-smokes> :)
[22:53] <Amoril> i think it might be cancer
[22:53] <Amoril> either that or aids
[22:53] <yahwe-smokes> either or
[22:53] <Amoril> Yup
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[22:54] <Amoril> ok
[22:54] <NB3> gd living in one lace would be amazing
[22:54] <Amoril> ive not learned my lesson
[22:54] <NB3> in a 'we are all going to die' kind of way
[22:54] <Amoril> im playomg some more poker
[22:54] <Amoril> \o/
[22:55] <NB3> hmm
[22:55] <meaple> I couldnt live with any of you
[22:55] <Amoril> lace = place
[22:55] <Amoril> yes?
[22:55] <NB3> maybe i should have not 50-50d the rum and lemonade
[22:56] <Amoril> ahhhhh
[22:56] <Amoril> i amuse myself sometimes
[22:57] <NB3> no dace
[22:57] <NB3> you amuse yourself always
[22:58] <NB3> just other people sometimes
[22:59] <Amoril> i was just reading the reply to an email i sent
[22:59] <Amoril> and it had the message i sent
[22:59] <Amoril> and it said
[22:59] <yahwe-smokes> i love dace
[22:59] <Amoril> well
[22:59] <Amoril> id said
[22:59] <Amoril> PLAYA PLAYA
[22:59] <Amoril> in it
[22:59] <Amoril> and i laughed
[22:59] <Amoril> in my head
[23:00] <Amoril> at myself
[23:02] <yahwe-smokes> what is this poker thing you play?
[23:02] <Amoril> fun
[23:02] <Amoril> although after a very good start this year
[23:02] <Amoril> i have just goten my as handed to me
[23:02] <Amoril> :(
[23:02] <Amoril> im getting better at it
[23:03] <Amoril> much MUCH better
[23:03] <Amoril> until friday
[23:03] <Amoril> out of 23 tournaments id entered
[23:03] <Amoril> id made money
[23:03] <Amoril> in 7 of them
[23:03] <Amoril> (which is a ****ing excellent stat)
[23:03] <Amoril> sometimes you dont get the luck
[23:03] <Amoril> (ie the 50 50 ... ive lost so many of them recently)
[23:03] <Amoril> just lost another one now
[23:03] <Amoril> actually
[23:04] <Amoril> it was a 3:1
[23:04] <Amoril> in my favour
[23:04] <Amoril> and i lost it
[23:04] <Amoril> 2:1
[23:04] <Amoril> rather
[23:04] <Amoril> shit happens
[23:05] <Amoril> i wanna kill the ****ers tho
[23:05] <yahwe-smokes> yes yes yes
[23:05] <yahwe-smokes> a link you fool
[23:06] <yahwe-smokes> a link
[23:06] <LHC> <Amoril> sometimes you dont get the luck
[23:06] <LHC> its a game of skill
[23:06] <yahwe-smokes> let us see how a god does
[23:09] <Amoril> lhc
[23:10] <Amoril> im perfectly aware of that
[23:10] <Amoril> you ****
[23:10] <Amoril> however
[23:10] <Amoril> it part of it IS luck
[23:10] <Amoril> you dumb ****
[23:10] <Amoril> yawhe
[23:10] <Amoril> you shall crash and burn
[23:10] <Amoril> i can assure you
[23:10] <yahwe-smokes> nonsense
[23:10] <yahwe-smokes> i am a god
[23:11] <Amoril> no
[23:11] <yahwe-smokes> i am, we are, everything you dream that you can be
[23:11] <Amoril> your a homosexual
[23:11] <yahwe-smokes> nonsense
[23:11] <Amoril> with dillusions of adequecy
[23:11] <yahwe-smokes> i am new to life. i have been dead far too long
[23:12] <yahwe-smokes> i am back
[23:12] <yahwe-smokes> put before me your challenges
[23:12] <yahwe-smokes> i shall triumph
[23:12] <Amoril> no
[23:12] <Amoril> no you wont
[23:12] <yahwe-smokes> we shall see little one
[23:13] <Amoril> indeed
[23:13] <yahwe-smokes> quite
[23:14] <yahwe-smokes> She lowered her standards by raising her glass,
[23:14] <yahwe-smokes> Her courage, her eyes and his hopes.
[23:15] <yahwe-smokes> Have some madeira, m'dear.
[23:15] <yahwe-smokes> The words seemed to ring in her ear.
[23:15] <yahwe-smokes> Until the next morning, she woke in her bed
[23:15] <yahwe-smokes> With a smile on her lips and an ache in her head...
[23:15] <yahwe-smokes> And a beard in her lug 'ole that tickled and said:
[23:15] <yahwe-smokes> Have some madeira, m'dear!
[23:16] <yahwe-smokes> god bless alcohol and girls
[23:16] <Amoril> whasthat from?
[23:17] <yahwe-smokes> flanders and swann
[23:17] <yahwe-smokes> debue 1918
[23:17] <yahwe-smokes> we were there
[23:18] <Amoril> i ****ing hate journalist
[23:18] * SYMM waves
[23:18] <Amoril> with a ****ing passion
[23:18] <Amoril> The disgust that wells up inside me when i watch the news
[23:18] <Amoril> well
[23:18] <Amoril> **** it
[23:18] <Amoril> it cant be explained
[23:18] <Amoril> fcuking pricks
[23:18] <Amoril> one and all
[23:19] <SYMM> you know generalisations are always bad?
[23:19] <Amoril> no
[23:19] <Amoril> no they're not
[23:19] <Amoril> ive seen journalists
[23:19] <Amoril> from pretty much all the networks
[23:19] <Amoril> and they are all dicks
[23:20] <SYMM> someone told me well-thought out and explained arguments were good as well, but I didn't believe them
[23:20] <yahwe-smokes> The Scotsman is mean, as we're all well aware
[23:20] <Amoril> ok i cant be arsed explaining
[23:20] <yahwe-smokes> And bony and blotchy and covered with hair
[23:20] <yahwe-smokes> He eats salty porridge, he works all the day
[23:20] <yahwe-smokes> And he hasn't got bishops to show him the way!
[23:20] <Sarina> i liked the journalists that came to oban when princess di died
[23:20] <Amoril> but i will say this
[23:20] <Sarina> they were vultures
[23:20] <Amoril> I AM FROM DUNBLANE
[23:20] <Amoril> AND MY HOUSE IS LIKE <100 METRES FROM THE PRIMARY SCHOOL
[23:21] <Amoril> AND ALL THE JOURNOS WERE CAMPED NEARBY
[23:21] <yahwe-smokes> The English are moral, the English are good
[23:21] <yahwe-smokes> And clever and modest and misunderstood.
[23:21] <Sarina> yes well dunblane was another example of journalist behaving like ****s
[23:21] <Amoril> AND EVERYONE OF THEM WAS A ****
[23:21] <Amoril> ok
[23:21] <Amoril> ?
[23:21] <Amoril> DO
[23:21] <Amoril> YOU
[23:21] <Sarina> bearing in mind i lived in stirling at the time
[23:21] <Amoril> UNDERSTAND?
[23:21] <SYMM> you know not every journalist in the world was there, right?
[23:21] <Sarina> i know a little of what you mean
[23:21] * Ste|pub is now known as Ste_
[23:21] <Amoril> **** off
[23:21] <Ste_> :(
[23:21] <Amoril> they were all there
[23:21] <Sarina> but stop shouting now ok :)
[23:21] <Amoril> or at least
[23:21] <Amoril> a representative
[23:21] <Ste_> hello
[23:21] <Amoril> from evcery station
[23:21] <Sarina> evening Ste
[23:21] <Amoril> ****ing hell
[23:21] <SYMM> that's not quite the same though
[23:21] <Amoril> they came round
[23:21] <Jakiri> hello
[23:21] <yahwe-smokes> hya ste
[23:21] <Ste_> i'm listening to a song called "I'm drunk again"
[23:21] <Amoril> ringing the doorbell
[23:21] <Sarina> and mark
[23:21] <Amoril> asking for interviews
[23:21] <Ste_> quite fitting
[23:22] <Amoril> fair enough
[23:22] <Jakiri> good night all
[23:22] <Amoril> we just kjnew people
[23:22] <Ste_> except i've got no more beer
[23:22] <Amoril> but i knew families
[23:22] <SYMM> night night mr jakiri
[23:22] <Amoril> doors away
[23:22] <Amoril> who
[23:22] <Amoril> in one case
[23:22] <SYMM> more than one word to a line is good...
[23:22] <Amoril> a kid of theirs got shot
[23:22] <Amoril> and another got killed
[23:22] <Amoril> and they were going round ****ing doors
[23:22] <Ste_> so...
[23:22] <Amoril> ****ers
[23:22] <Amoril> the ****ing lot of them
[23:22] <yahwe-smokes> i've not used my ky in almost a year
[23:22] <Ste_> whatrs dace complaining about now?
[23:22] <SYMM> journalists
[23:22] <Amoril> read up or **** off
[23:22] <Ste_> read up for 3 hours?
[23:22] <Ste_> :(
[23:23] <SYMM> have you been drinking?
[23:23] <Amoril> bingo
[23:23] <Amoril> not much tho
[23:23] <SYMM> lightweight?
[23:23] <Amoril> i just ****ing hate journalists
[23:23] <Ste_> yes i've been drinking
[23:23] <Ste_> yes i'm a lightweight
[23:23] <Ste_> no i'm not that drunk
[23:23] <Ste_> ohh...
[23:24] <Ste_> you were talking to dace :/
[23:24] <Amoril> ****wit
[23:24] <Amoril> you cant be that sobre
[23:24] <Amoril> sober
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[23:24] <Amoril> lo dude
[23:24] <Ste_> 3 pints down
[23:24] <Ste_> thats all
[23:24] <Ste_> shit - 3 pints in 2 hours... thats pretty slow
[23:25] <Amoril> im on 4
[23:25] <Amoril> in prolly the same time
[23:25] <SYMM> I drank some water
[23:25] <yahwe-smokes> i'm on gin
[23:25] <Ste_> i've got a nice cup of tea now though :)
[23:25] <Ste_> mmm tea
[23:25] <LHC> if you just went for a chat with your mates or whatever its okay
[23:25] <yahwe-smokes> **** you all
[23:25] <Ste_> i went for a chat with a friend yes
[23:25] <Ste_> not out on the piss
[23:25] <Ste_> there's a party going on next door :(
[23:26] <SYMM> go and join in
[23:26] <Ste_> i don't actually know if my housemates are in
[23:26] <Ste_> they're lame and go to bed early
[23:26] <Ste_> every night
[23:26] <Ste_> at 10 last night i was asked to turn my TV down
[23:26] <SYMM> we're getting new neighbours, next door's house got a 'sold' sign put up today or yesterday
[23:26] <Ste_> on a ****ing friday night :/
[23:26] <SYMM> so you should :)
[23:27] <Ste_> i should join them
[23:27] <Ste_> but i've lived next to them for 2 years
[23:27] <SYMM> I tell my housemates to shut up :)
[23:27] <Ste_> and i've never met them
[23:27] <Ste_> i get pissed off
[23:27] <Ste_> because the same housemate that asks me to turn stuff down in the evening
[23:27] <Amoril> turn it up in the morning?
[23:27] <Ste_> starts singing very shit songs at 8:30 on a saturday morning
[23:28] <Ste_> while i'm asleep
[23:28] <SYMM> I don't sing, but that could be me :p
[23:28] <Ste_> so i wake up earlier than i want to and have a shit song in my head all morning
[23:28] <Ste_> the worst was when she sang Radio GaGa
[23:28] <Ste_> just the chorus
[23:28] <Ste_> and i had it in my head for weeks
[23:28] <Ste_> :(
[23:29] <yahwe-smokes> He said the Belgians and Greeks do it
[23:29] <yahwe-smokes> Nice young men who sell antiques do it,
[23:29] <yahwe-smokes> Let's do it, let's fall in love.
[23:29] <Ste_> i think my housemates are all still out :(
[23:29] <Amoril> greeks should cut off their balls
[23:29] <Ste_> enjoying themselves somewhere
[23:30] <Ste_> bah :/
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[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> In Texas some of the men do it
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> Others drill a hole-and then do it,
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> Let's do it, let's fall in love
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> West Point cadets forming fours do it,
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> People say all those Gabors do it,
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> Let's do it, let's fall in love.
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> My kith and kin, more or less, do it,
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> Every uncle and aunt,
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> But I confess to it-
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> I've one cousin that can't.
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> Teenagers squeezed into jeans do it,
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> Probably we'll live to see machines do it,
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> Let's do it, let's fall in love.
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> let's do it dace. you and me ;)
[23:30] <SYMM> oh dear me
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> Each tiny clam you consume does it,
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> Even Liberace-we assume-does it,
[23:30] <yahwe-smokes> Let's do it, let's fall in love!
[23:31] <yahwe-smokes> dace is the love of my life
[23:32] <Ste_> i'm sending a text to all my housemates to see if they are in or not
[23:32] <yahwe-smokes> where
[23:33] <yahwe-smokes> pray tell
[23:33] <yahwe-smokes> are you ste?#
[23:33] <Ste_> i'm in my house
[23:33] <Ste_> but i don't know whether my housemates are
[23:33] <Ste_> i don't want to wake them up if they're asleep
[23:33] <Ste_> they're the kind of peoiple that would be in bed by 11 on a saturday night
[23:34] <yahwe-smokes> hosh and tosh
[23:35] <Ste_> meh
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[23:35] <Amoril> faggots you mean
[23:35] <Ste_> yes
[23:35] <Ste_> exactly
[23:35] <Ste_> i'm sure i've complained on here about them before
[23:35] <Ste_> they do the cleaning and stuff so i don't really care
[23:36] <yahwe-smokes> staff then
[23:36] <SYMM> it seems we should never live together Ste, I think you'd hate me :(
[23:36] * Spoon has left #forums
[23:36] <Ste_> really?
[23:37] <Ste_> why's that?
[23:38] <SYMM> I often go to bed at 11
[23:38] <yahwe-smokes> dear symm i love truly
[23:38] <SYMM> I only tell my housemates to shut up when they're singing though
[23:38] <SYMM> I generally can't hear real music
[23:39] <TomKat> ugh
[23:39] <TomKat> stupid girls
[23:39] <SYMM> does truly know you love her?
[23:39] <TomKat> :|
[23:39] <Ste_> if you're boring, unreliable, don't do washing up, leave mess everywhere, ask me to turn music down all the time and refuse to do anything as a group then you'd be the worst nightmare ever
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[23:39] <TomKat> i go for a drink, go back to hers, decide to be "gentlemanly" and go home and arrange to meet up tonight and watch a film, so she comes round and is just... not as cuddly etc as last night. she'd hold my hand etc but it just was really kind of awkward
[23:39] <TomKat> i don't get girls
[23:40] <TomKat> how was your drink with your friend, ste? :P
[23:40] <SYMM> I'm not boring, definitely not unreliable, I wash up, only leave mess in my own room, music fine singing not fine, groups good
[23:40] <Ste_> when tonight?
[23:40] <TomKat> yeah
[23:40] <Ste_> or last night?
[23:40] <SYMM> maybe we could live together, eh? :)
[23:40] <TomKat> i thought you said it was tonight ?
[23:40] <Ste_> well... i had a drink with one firiend last night
[23:40] <Ste_> and one with another friend tonight
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[23:41] <Ste_> both were ok
[23:42] <Ste_> how was your date?
[23:42] <TomKat> rubbish
[23:42] <TomKat> !!
[23:43] <Amoril> :(
[23:43] <TomKat> i found her quite hard to talk to
[23:43] <TomKat> whereas last night it was all quite natural and fine
[23:43] <TomKat> i had to initiate all conversation
[23:43] <TomKat> and she just didn't give off any "flirty signs"
[23:43] <TomKat> which i didn't get - why did she come round to mine then?
[23:44] <TomKat> she doesn't want me as a friend - we hardly know each other
[23:44] <Ste_> :/
[23:44] <TomKat> i get the impression she's kind of shy when it comes to males
[23:44] <TomKat> that's the only explanation i can think of
[23:44] <Ste_> she's got another bloke after her
[23:44] <TomKat> hmmm i doubt it
[23:44] <TomKat> she was fine last night
[23:45] <Ste_> time of the week?
[23:45] <TomKat> heh
[23:45] <TomKat> i dunno
[23:45] <TomKat> ok let's formulate a text
[23:45] <Amoril> "oi bitch"
[23:45] <TomKat> how do i ask her if everything is ok without actually saying "is everything ok"
[23:46] <Amoril> thats how you should satrt
[23:46] <TomKat> bear in mind i only have about 60p credit
[23:46] <Amoril> NEVER ASK IF SHES ALRIGHT
[23:46] <Amoril> you doss ****
[23:46] <Amoril> that gives them an in
[23:46] <Amoril> duh
[23:46] <Amoril> you say
[23:46] <Ste_> hmm
[23:46] <TomKat> yeah i know
[23:46] <Amoril> you hope they're well or something
[23:46] <TomKat> that's why i don't want to ask
[23:46] <Amoril> ok
[23:46] <Amoril> think of a different way
[23:46] <TomKat> i also want to let her know that i'm a little confused about her mixed signals
[23:47] <TomKat> without, of course, saying that
[23:47] <Ste_> formulating a text for you... hold on
[23:48] <TomKat> TA
[23:48] <yahwe-smokes> don't bother
[23:48] <yahwe-smokes> girls need neglect
[23:49] <TomKat> i don't think i'll text her until tomorrow night
[23:49] <Ste_> "hey [name], just checking you got home ok, I had a good night, hope you did too? would like to see you again soon but it's up to you, let me know? cya soon, Tomkat x x x"
[23:49] <yahwe-smokes> i become 'romantic' and 'cool' because i forget to contact them
[23:49] <Ste_> the question marks are important
[23:49] <yahwe-smokes> ste is too needy
[23:49] <TomKat> i don't sign my text messages "tomkat".
[23:49] <TomKat> ;(
[23:50] <Ste_> well duh
[23:50] <Amoril> dont do three kisses
[23:50] <Ste_> you so should
[23:50] <Amoril> DONT
[23:50] <Amoril> DO
[23:50] <Amoril> IT
[23:50] <Ste_> nah - the three kisses are too much
[23:50] <Ste_> you'
[23:50] <yahwe-smokes> don't ****ing message at all
[23:50] <Ste_> you're right
[23:50] <yahwe-smokes> abuse ffs abuse
[23:50] <Amoril> three kisses mean love
[23:50] <Amoril> bf/gf
[23:50] <yahwe-smokes> do not assume girls are like you. do not be kind. ignore ignore ignore
[23:50] <Amoril> etc
[23:51] <Ste_> dace - you're right
[23:51] <TomKat> i'll text her tomorrow
[23:51] <TomKat> maybe
[23:51] <TomKat> or monday
[23:51] <TomKat> tbh i don't think i'm that bothered if nothing comes of this
[23:51] <yahwe-smokes> you're learning
[23:51] <TomKat> as i don't think we've "clicked"
[23:51] <Amoril> one kiss means friend/sibling
[23:51] <Sarina> jesus
[23:51] <Sarina> god
[23:51] <Ste_> DACE - YOU'RE RIGHT
[23:51] <Amoril> two kisses means shes not sure where you st\and but she wants more
[23:51] <Sarina> i get here just in time
[23:52] <Amoril> 3 kisses means relationship
[23:52] <Ste_> YOU CAN STOP NOW
[23:52] <Sarina> you don't text message a girl after a date when you're not sure how things went :(
[23:52] <Ste_> YOU'RE RIGHT
[23:52] <yahwe-smokes> ignore ignore ingnore
[23:52] <Ste_> none of my housemates have replied to the text i sent :(
[23:53] <Amoril> :(
[23:53] <Ste_> so either they're asleep or out having lots of fun :/
[23:53] <Ste_> two are set on msn as away
[23:53] <Ste_> so they won't be asleep
[23:53] <Ste_> :(
[23:53] <Ste_> i feel left out
[23:55] <TomKat> maybe it's because you wrote 3 kisses to them all
[23:55] <TomKat> :p
[23:55] <Ste_> :(
[23:56] <Ste_> i never write 3 kisses
[23:56] <Ste_> except to a girlfriend
[23:56] <Amoril> noone ever does 3 kisses to all
[23:56] <Ste_> dunno why i did earlier
[23:57] <yahwe-smokes> They say I'm crazy
[23:57] <yahwe-smokes> I really don't care
[23:57] <yahwe-smokes> That's my prerogative
[23:57] <yahwe-smokes> They say I'm nasty
[23:57] <yahwe-smokes> But I don't give a damn
[23:57] <yahwe-smokes> Getting boys is how I live
[23:59] <Ste_> YAHWE - have you sorted out the GD meet????
[23:59] <TomKat> haha
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WHAT THE HELL was that?
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*sigh* you people obviously didn't read the bloody thread title
Whoever neg repped me - YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
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just like that
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That log was long.

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damnit - s|k shoots and scores
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Does being a spammy twat get you neg reps too?
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or does it just get you banned?
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south park is the best of the cartoon sitcoms, the best of the current sitcoms, and possibly the best sitcom ever.

It's hard to describe exactly why this is so, but I shall try.

The storylines are mixed in beautifully with the jokes. If you compare it to something like family guy, most of the laughs come from "what if" scenarios. Which don't neccessarily have anything to do with the general plot of the show, and almost always do not. This is of course something that happens in a lot of sitcoms, but the way that it is done in this particular show is especially intricate and perfect.

It makes fun of everything, even the people who watch it. Further to this point, it makes fun of things in a much "harsher" way than other programs do, it does not pull its punches when making comment. The reason that it gets away with this so much is because for every episode it pulls absurd parallels with current events that could never be called libel simply because of the absurdity of them. However, it makes it very clear what exactly it is lampooning.

The writing is excellent. This one may be slightly more controversial, but i actually took the time to look at he writing from a viewpoint apart from that of a viewer the last time i watched it and i was hugely impressed by the timing, the language used, and the irony employed in ever single sentence. I know most of you will dismiss this out of hand, but I suggest you try to look at it from a viewpoint where you do not automatically dismiss it simply because it uses toilet humour.

Anyway, i thought that would be at least a vaguely controversial statement, especially as i am definitely in the minority amongst you type of people with this opinion.

oh, also:

shit bollocks poo fart **** **** piss

and homos are gay.
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South park was the stage you went through between Disney and Puberty, and if your humour hasnt progressed, good for you, enjoy your crap.

The Big Lebowski was not funny

Oasis are a kareoke indie band, nothing more.

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South park was the stage you went through between Disney and Puberty, and if your humour hasnt progressed, good for you, enjoy your crap.
The thing is, my humour has progressed, i enjoy terrifically "high brow" humour with the best of them. I just think that just because south park seems childish, idiots like you assume it is and dismiss it. Laughing as you do so in your faux superiority, or something.
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The thing is, my humour has progressed, i enjoy terrifically "high brow" humour with the best of them. I just think that just because south park seems childish, idiots like you assume it is and dismiss it. Laughing as you do so in your faux superiority, or something.
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Not really. I show people who watch south park the same disregard (rather than disrespect) i would to those who still watch disney films, or comic book films
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Not really. I show people who watch south park the same disregard (rather than disrespect) i would to those who still watch disney films, or comic book films
so youre using your baseless prejudice as an argument

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Not really. I show people who watch south park the same disregard (rather than disrespect) i would to those who still watch disney films, or comic book films
or read/watch harry potter
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Good post ste. Weak follow-through s|k.


I watch any film I think I could find vaguely entertaining. The only things I can't watch are films like the family stone and things involving owen wilson (but even then I liked zoolander).
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Okay that last post just gets deleted, not neg repped. :<
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It's because I'm lightning quick and if carlsberg made ads about internet forum moderators they'd probably use me.
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you shouldn't have had more sex with her.
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1. don't you people have anything better to do at christmas? sad ****s.
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1. don't you people have anything better to do at christmas? sad ****s.
At least I didn't sit in front of my computer for 48 hours wondering how long I'd have to wait before I could come online and call people sad for spending christmas online.

That said I wasn't actually online on christmas day but blah.
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I ****ed more women than all the women the rest of you GD posters ****ed combined.
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lol
I already did that and JBG deleted it. He also deleted a post that had a really long URL.

Also, I haven't checked my rep* or repped anyone since september 9th so I have no idea if I've been neg repped anyways. So naynyanyana. :P








*Well, I used an internet booth when I was in Hawai'i to login to the forums and there I saw I still had a lot of green blobs so my rep probably hasn't changed much from the 1800 rep points I had in September. :0
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[off topic]'sgt. pepper' 'revolver' and 'abbey road' are all great listens; their early stuff was shit pop though. Cream was pretty much all 60's, and they were great.

[on topic]Is it just me or are women not funny?

I've never read a book by a woman that I thought was particularly funny. Nor a column. Or (watched) a movie, or TV show (to my knowledge). Yet I read a lot of books and columns and I see a lot of movies and tv shows. Now, it could be that the alpha male types running all of these industries are pushing out all the brilliant female humor. But I also watch a lot of standup, and there are plenty of women doing that. And I almost never think any of them is funny*,**,***.

This is entirely in keeping with the females I've met. Not that funny. Go-go gadget Polite Laugh! I can see it as possible that women are socialized to avoid being 'jokey', but how do you socialize a group of people to avoid telling good jokes? Seems odd.

*And female comedians are almost universally lesbians, which may or may not relate to my point.

** A couple of years ago I laughed at a female comedian's joke (the fact that this stands out to me is part of my point). In fairness I will present the joke in it's entirety here:
"So a while back I finally moved out of my parent's house. Did you all realize that stuff is really ****ing expensive? I needed to buy car tires, and I expect them to be maybe $5, $10 apiece, and they turn out to be ten times that much. It wasn't long before I was calling m,y dad, begging for help. [whiny voice] 'Dad, everything is so expensive, I need help!' [dad voice]'Welcome the real world, dear.' No help there. A few months later, I called him again. 'Hey dad. It's been hard, but I've been able to make ends meet. Had to get a second job though.' 'That's great, dear.' 'As a stripper.' 'WHAT?' 'Welcome the real world, dad'"

***After I decided that I wanted the above two footnotes, I put down the *,**. Then I decided that I wanted them in a different order (I hadn't written out either of them yet), so I deleted the *,** and put down *,** instead.
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I already did that and JBG deleted it. He also deleted a post that had a really long URL.
aah, so you beat me to it. kudos to you then.
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someone neg repped me for it. someone beginning with e.

not that I mind, it is rather cool to get neg rep from a thread all about neg repping.
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neg rep never does change things much, so once you have the full set of green blobs, it is quite hard to get rid of them I think.
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