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3 Nov 2005, 19:24
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Street Tramp
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I Thought I Would Share This
It amused me anyway. In fact it's the funniest thing I've seen for a while.
http://www.qarxis.com/Fainting_Goats
A species of goat that has a disorder where by their legs lock up if they get excited or startled. Comedy gold.
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Chimney Pots.
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3 Nov 2005, 19:34
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: I Thought I Would Share This
Sensational
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You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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3 Nov 2005, 19:51
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:alpha:
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"There is no I in team, but there are two in anal fisting"
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3 Nov 2005, 20:14
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Next goal wins!
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Re: I Thought I Would Share This
truly marvellous.
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bastard bastard bastard bastard
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3 Nov 2005, 20:30
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lolly roffle
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Re: I Thought I Would Share This
lolly roffle
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eXcessum
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3 Nov 2005, 20:56
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Born Sinful
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Re: I Thought I Would Share This
[Stamp Of Approval]
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Worth dying for. Worth killing for. Worth going to hell for. Amen.
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4 Nov 2005, 00:04
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USS Oklahoma
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: I Thought I Would Share This
What's the matter with kids today?
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Ignorance is curable, stupidity is not.
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4 Nov 2005, 00:19
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Caveat Lector
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4 Nov 2005, 00:32
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Re: I Thought I Would Share This
rinoa ruined my fun of that video
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If one person is in delusion, they're called insane.
If many people are in delusion, it's called a religion.
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4 Nov 2005, 03:14
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uber pe0n
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Classic GD. I loved it
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4 Nov 2005, 03:33
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so f*cking zen
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This thread reminded me of this:
VINCENT
Thanks a bunch.
(to Jules, who's nursing his coffee)
Want a sausage?
JULES
Naw, I don't eat pork.
VINCENT
Are you Jewish?
JULES
I ain't Jewish man, I just don't dig on swine.
VINCENT
Why not?
JULES
They're filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
VINCENT
Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.
JULES
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.
VINCENT
How about dogs? Dogs eat their own feces.
JULES
I don't eat dog either.
VINCENT
Yes, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But a dog's got personality. And personality goes a long way.
VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig hada better personality, he's cease to be a filthy animal?
JULES
We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one mother****in' charmin' pig. It'd have to be the Cary Grant of pigs.
The two men laugh.
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4 Nov 2005, 10:06
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
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'Oh my god, they killed Goatey'
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Yes, I know he is dead !
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4 Nov 2005, 12:00
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Drink is Good
Join Date: Sep 2004
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top dollar
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4 Nov 2005, 14:39
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Throwing Shapes
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Excellent. If only we could genetically reproduce this genetic flaw in repeat offenders. It would certainly make preventative policing more comedy.
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4 Nov 2005, 15:38
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Best argument for genetic modification, ever.
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