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Unread 17 Apr 2007, 23:44   #1
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My Comic Start

Some people would consider me an old hand at planetarion. Sure I have been around the block, a few times, much like Jenny, you know Jenny from the block. Jennefir Lopez.

Anyway I am going off the point.

So I am in Ascendancy.

It is a cracking alliance, full of cracking individuals.

Except before tick 1 and before midday there wasn't a word said in the alliance channel.

One day I popped in and asked for some help.

"When's ticks"
"Are we playing"
"Buddypacks?"

And ofc the obligatory what is the best race to choose.

This particular day there happened to be one person around and active.

It was Alki. Alki by all intensive purposes was fantastic. He answered all my questions, and even advised me on which race to go for and what ships to build. I was excited, this was it. I became so excited that I forgot to signup. The clock was ticking on the Friday, so I signed up on my mobile phone. I chose the race Alki suggested. Fantastic. Account upgraded, I made the ticks. Brilliant.

Tick 49 I was idling in Ascendancys channel. Everyone was showing off "I have this many roids, my stockpile is this big, my penis is this wide" you get the idea.

Still unsure what I was actually doing I asked for advice. I wanted to know how good Terran was, Battleships for the win right etc. The channel erupted with laughter.

Apparently Terran is a shit race, and anyone who listens to Alki can only blame themselves. But there was hope, as you can roid comfortably with terran. I was fairly happy but made sure I pushed the blame on Alki. Sure my round with terran would be tough, sure it wasn't the best race. But I could trooper on and play it!

<pig> I could have sworn I heard alki
<pig> or someone say terran were awesome

So I still don't really know what is going on, new stats, new races, population, new skins. Christ this is like a new game.

So trying to look cool I attempt to join in with the conversation on planetarion. I make a quip about choosing democracy as my population government.

To which a couple joked and said "Haha very funny pig" (Not in those words, but you get the drift.)

To which I replied:

<pig> Is democracy wrong?

It was then I found out that being Terran and selecting democracy at tick 0 was indeed wrong. Not only was it wrong, but it was mental. Bloody stupid. I couldn't get into the top 500 playing that way, let alone the top 50.

I pondered.

I reset my account.

I am an idiot.

So the moral of the story is ladies and gentleman. Firstly don't listen to Alki. Secondly don't trust Ascendancy for a piece of advice, they will only ignore or trick you, or worse still they won't be online. Finally read the manual, god it takes about 30 seconds, why didn't I ever think to do that.
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Unread 17 Apr 2007, 23:55   #2
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Re: My Comic Start

ascendancy - elitism gone painfully well
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Unread 18 Apr 2007, 00:02   #3
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Re: My Comic Start

Hahahahaha, your funny.
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Unread 18 Apr 2007, 00:06   #4
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Re: My Comic Start

I know!
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Re: My Comic Start

*insert long rant about people starting late but still ending top 50*
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Unread 18 Apr 2007, 00:49   #6
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Re: My Comic Start

hehe, being in a galaxy with a couple of ascendency people last round was great fun, mainly for the reasons above.

Pig, if you're looking for some material, there is a Race and Fleet discussion here, and a Guide to Governments here, if you want another perspective than Alki or your own .
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Unread 18 Apr 2007, 02:17   #7
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Re: My Comic Start

Alki sure is cuddly. I'm kind of surprised the nice chaps in asc weren't more helpful though.

Actually come to think of it, maybe not!
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Unread 18 Apr 2007, 07:53   #8
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Re: My Comic Start

Entertaining post Pig, thanks

and Alki sucks... alot
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so instead of ter, you chose cat!
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Re: My Comic Start

I still wanted to be a little rock and roll, my new race cathaar allows me to do just that!
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Re: My Comic Start

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I still wanted to be a little rock and roll, my new race cathaar allows me to do just that!
What? Watch your rocks roll away?
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Unread 18 Apr 2007, 16:31   #12
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Re: My Comic Start

terran is actually quite awesome
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Unread 18 Apr 2007, 19:00   #13
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Re: My Comic Start

That's what you get for listening to Alki
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Re: My Comic Start

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terran is actually quite awesome
Doesn't change the fact that democracy sucks
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Re: My Comic Start

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What? Watch your rocks roll away?
he might think its still rd 20 then
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Re: My Comic Start

**** you pig, **** you

edit- i really cant remember talking to you about it but if i did, god im more ****ing awesome than i thought.

edit2- terran are the ****ing dogs bollocks
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**** you pig, **** you

edit- i really cant remember talking to you about it but if i did, god im more ****ing awesome than i thought.

edit2- terran are the ****ing dogs bollocks
In planetarion R21? :/
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Re: My Comic Start

hahahah thats great

anyone taht even glanced at teh stats etc could see that terran isnt that goo dthis round

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