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26 Aug 2006, 00:22
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so f*cking zen
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
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you could and should have used your situation for your benefit
for instance, you could have said " I have the most atrocious luck with women, perhaps you could be the one to break the pattern?" - thus turning it into an advance in the process.
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26 Aug 2006, 00:22
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I am.
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
I once french kissed a horse
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26 Aug 2006, 01:09
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Prince of Amber
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
The night that NATO began bombing Serbia to stop them from attacking Kosovo, I spent the evening in a bomb shelter in Bosnia while Serbian bombers flew overhead trying to find our camp.
I've been to a part of the UK where no one on this forum has ever been. (Ascension Island)
My best friend and I had sex with his wife, my girlfriend and another female friend one evening when we were high. OK, that's not interesting, but it was fun.
My ancestors come from every continent in the world except Australia.
Last week I got three pos reps and two neg reps from telling Yahweh he is full of ****.
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26 Aug 2006, 01:27
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nomen est omen
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
I wish Dace would stop asking such difficult questions.....
ps: I am pissed.
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26 Aug 2006, 01:30
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I see you!
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
This is more of a creepy fact than an interesting fact about myself:
I can make "breaking-sounds" with every bone in my body. If my back feels stiff, I can break it up myself so it feels good again. Very creepy, yes.
Nothing more interesting about me really. Some might find aspects about me interesting that I don't though.
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26 Aug 2006, 01:34
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
i made kriss akabussi laugh in all his glory.
my right shoulder is double jointed.
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26 Aug 2006, 02:00
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Guy next door
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
Well, girls oftenly find it interesting I had a relationship with a 9 year older women who had a teenage daughter while I still felt like a teenager myself.
Also, I can open up beerbottles with my teeth without a problem. That's about it
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26 Aug 2006, 02:06
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Guy next door
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
This is my 7th year at university.
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Friend of mine as well (physics/astronomy). In his case people tend to forget about his existance though.
Maybe a third then. I've been pseudo robbed in Egypt while taking a dodgy taxi. I kept my head cool and made the idiot cabdriver drive right to a military guard post while he was under the assumption I needed to go to the bank to get him a bag of dollars lol
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
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Originally Posted by SYMM
I've met Princess Anne and Prince Charles (had a conversation with both), I was on Wackaday, I got to fly on a plane that had a big red nose stuck on it. they all happened before I was 11 though...the last 11 years of my life have been boring :|
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
I met "the voice of BT" in their recording studio. Regretabbly she is not the 20-something slim girl in business attire I think we would all like to imagine.
In April a cocaine dealer in Amsterdam told me off for walking away from a pub with a pint glass, which I found rather ironic. Afforementioned glass was sucessfully brought through customs and is sat on my desk right now.
I can get free rides / bumped up to the VIP queue on quite a few attractions in the UK (including the london eye) as I know the guy who is the managing director of the company that provides the photo equipment.
Nothing particularly earth shattering. Rather like dace I found thinking about it a bit depressing.
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26 Aug 2006, 02:28
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I am.
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Well, girls oftenly find it interesting I had a relationship with a 9 year older women who had a teenage daughter while I still felt like a teenager myself.
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I had one with an eight year older woman and the daughter was seven at the time.
why do i mention it?
because i took them both out in society.
a thing which you can never do.
(though truth be told, we get better sandwiches, nibbles and champagne: so i suffered little)
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26 Aug 2006, 02:43
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Guy next door
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
I had one with an eight year older woman and the daughter was seven at the time.
why do i mention it?
because i took them both out in society.
a thing which you can never do.
(though truth be told, we get better sandwiches, nibbles and champagne: so i suffered little)
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26 Aug 2006, 03:44
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Victim of Marriage
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
I was once in an car while it was upside down after my brother rolled it over cuz he's a moron.
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
During my days doing Navy missile countermeasures, I used the equipment I had to generate the same signature as an Exocet missile.
I then pointed that same equipment towards a RN frigate that was doing manouvres in Portland harbour and (according to the enquiry afterwards) nearly had a SeaWolf missile fired at me for my little 'joke'.
Mind you, they made very nice swirly patterns in the sea while they figured out whether the threat was real or not...
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
When I was 12 I watched a man burn to death.
I have a metal bracket stuck in my mouth due to dentist leaving something in an open tooth hole.
I have one REALLY big testicle.
Whenever I eat skittles candy some how instead of following the throat down to the stomach they go up into my sinus cavity.
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26 Aug 2006, 11:36
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Born Sinful
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
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i have a life size image of bruce dickenson's face tattooed on to my chest
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26 Aug 2006, 13:07
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
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Originally Posted by KaneED
What do you know Proteus?!??!?!?!?!?!
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Everything. I thought we'd established this...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Texan
I've been to a part of the UK where no one on this forum has ever been. (Ascension Island)
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Not a part of the UK.
Anyway:
I've travelled up the east coast of England on an aircraft carrier.
I sat in on the final trial of Sion Jenkins (bloke accused of murdering his step-daughter Billie-Jo, for non-Britons/Britons who don't read newspapers) at the Old Bailey.
My great-grandfather was a general in the IRA (the one that freed Ireland in the early 20th century, not the one that blew up bus stops).
I met Prince and Princess Michael of Kent in Chicago, and I've had dinner with the Duke of Norfolk.
I can hear the bells of St Clement's (of Oranges and Lemons fame) from my flat.
That's about enough for now.
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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26 Aug 2006, 13:23
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
When playing golf a few years ago the need to shout 'fore' arose after a wayward shot.
Sadly the guy in danger wasn't expecting my 5-iron.
I knocked out 4 of his teeth and he still refuses to acknowledge i exist
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my right shoulder is double jointed.
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26 Aug 2006, 13:34
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
i am dutch.
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26 Aug 2006, 13:42
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
my condolences.
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26 Aug 2006, 14:20
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Banned
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
In two weeks I have drunk 20 bottles of rum.
They serve the alcohol in buckets over here
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26 Aug 2006, 14:26
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so f*cking zen
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
The faggot returns.
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26 Aug 2006, 15:34
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
I'm an accountant.
I'm dull.
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26 Aug 2006, 15:56
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I see you!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: In any girl
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
Quote:
Originally Posted by coffee-
I have one REALLY big testicle.
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26 Aug 2006, 17:17
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Registered User
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
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Presumably you weren't in uniform?
Jaywalking's not illegal in Britain so I'm guessing "no".
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it was in germany during world cup, and i was in plain clothes yes, i was only there for 3 days tho, i didnt know you could get arrested for jaywalking in germany,
i still suspect it was my squad trying to wind me up, but they insist on the fact it wasn't. (would be interesting to find out if it was my team winding me up cos if it was i gotta get some revenge.)
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26 Aug 2006, 18:20
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
i thought it was hugely frowned upon but not illegal in Germany.
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26 Aug 2006, 23:45
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
i have had a threesome with 2 18 year olds (back before i was married) and then a couple of months later slept with the mother of one of them (thank god my RL friends dont read this otherwise i would be in real trouble there)
may or may not be an interesting fact but hey, you have to blow your own trumpet sometimes!
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27 Aug 2006, 02:23
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I see you!
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
i have had a threesome with 2 18 year olds (back before i was married) and then a couple of months later slept with the mother of one of them (thank god my RL friends dont read this otherwise i would be in real trouble there)
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27 Aug 2006, 08:57
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
she doesnt count, she knows about it
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27 Aug 2006, 09:24
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the Sacred Pervert
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: San Diego, CA
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
-I can play the the whole song, Metallica's "Master of Puppets", from start to finish, including the lead part on the instrumental, in a dark room with my eyes closed.
-I had sex with my 3rd cousin in the bathroom during a family reunion when I was 17.
-I was hospitalized for 2 weeks for food poisoning from eating bratwursts during Kiel Week in Germany. I constantly ate bratwursts for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 3 days straight until one morning I had to go the hospital.
-I got jumped in Edinburgh for cheering in a bar when Portugal scored the winning goal against Scotland during the Euro 2004.
-I either have sex or masturbate every night. Not a day that passes by without me ejaculating.
-I drove 1300 miles (from Virginia to Canada) just to have sex with a girl I met on the internet.
-I had sex with a 38-year old when I was 19.
-I drink 5 cups of coffee a day
-I've been smoking for 13 years now
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27 Aug 2006, 10:59
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Registered User
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
rr just curious but were they similar in how they went about things?
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27 Aug 2006, 11:41
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Fightin-irish for life
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
i had sex with 3 women in the same night in the space of 4 hrs , 2 of whom were sisters , is that interesting ?
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27 Aug 2006, 17:36
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The Original Carebear
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
Once, when we were in Denmark a girl told me that she saw a pretty sign down by the road so I dug it up and dragged it into our cabin just for fun. We were both very drunk though, and neither of us remember how the sign got into her bed before a friend of mine told us I dragged the sign along the road.
My eyes aren't the same colour, and I get ill at least 6 times a year for some odd reason.
That's the most interesting I can come up with at the moment.
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27 Aug 2006, 21:29
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1up on you
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
I met Randy Lerner.
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27 Aug 2006, 22:26
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so f*cking zen
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
Quote:
Originally Posted by demiGOD
-I got jumped in Edinburgh for cheering in a bar when Portugal scored the winning goal against Scotland during the Euro 2004.
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27 Aug 2006, 22:46
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
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-I got jumped in Edinburgh for cheering in a bar when Portugal scored the winning goal against Scotland during the Euro 2004.
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you are lucky it wasnt glasgow, or you would be dead :/
and milo: no, the mother was so much better it was unreal
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27 Aug 2006, 22:49
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Non directed and witty
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
I work in woolworths for 4.20 an hour...
And im getting taxed due to ****ed up tax forms so technically atm im getting 3.15 an hour.
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27 Aug 2006, 22:59
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cynic
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
haha welcome to the real world
you arent allowed to complain about it until the govt. take more than £300 a month off you though
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27 Aug 2006, 23:02
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Non directed and witty
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
yeah but on 4.20 an hour and being taxed basically 25% of my pay. Its gonna take alot of work to hit 300 off.
Have worked 190 odd hours this month tho, i also worked as a steward for 5 days at "The Greenman Festival" a nice little Folk Festival...
Fun stuff.
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27 Aug 2006, 23:32
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Location: London, UK
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
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haha welcome to the real world
you arent allowed to complain about it until the govt. take more than £300 a month off you though
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What? I was taxed incorrectly when I started off at my teaching job because I was in the wrong tax code (as I didn't have a proper NI number).
They just gave it back when I sorted it out. I don't think it had to be a certain amount.
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I am.
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
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you arent allowed to complain about it until the govt. take more than £300 a month off you though
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then presumably I am allowed to weep and wail in public, tearing at my clothes and hair whilst screaming 'Why?' at the top of my lungs
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28 Aug 2006, 00:54
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so f*cking zen
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
then presumably I am allowed to weep and wail in public, tearing at my clothes and hair whilst screaming 'Why?' at the top of my lungs
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You could do that. Weeping and wailing you could ask "Why?". The thing is somebody passing in the street would probably lean in and gentle answer you "Genetics". They'd say that but possibly commiserate you by suggesting plastic surgery as a potential solution to your ills.
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I am.
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
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Originally Posted by Dace
You could do that. Weeping and wailing you could ask "Why?". The thing is somebody passing in the street would probably lean in and gentle answer you "Genetics". They'd say that but possibly commiserate you by suggesting plastic surgery as a potential solution to your ills.
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
yahwe got the 100th post
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
I'm a convict.
I can eat and eat and eat and not gain weight. (I eat 5 times a day, big meals, and still weigh only 75kg)
I could read/write before I started school, and I read Lord of the Rings in english before I were 8.
I can drink, snort and smoke to I drop without getting sick the day after (but if I only drink I spew my guts out and cannot function properly for days)
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
I once broke a window over someone's head while they were sitting on the toilet.
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Next goal wins!
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Location: London
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
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I can drink, snort and smoke to I drop without getting sick the day after (but if I only drink I spew my guts out and cannot function properly for days)
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
think he's saying he's ok, so long as he's done some ching and had a j.
if he only drinks, he'll get ill.
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
I have schizophrenia
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Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
Quote:
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-I can play the the whole song, Metallica's "Master of Puppets", from start to finish, including the lead part on the instrumental, in a dark room with my eyes closed.
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"I can play the whole song from start to finish in a dark room with my eyes closed during a power cut at night in the dark side of the moon when it's actually dark after the sun has exploded".
Quote:
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This is my 7th year at university.
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is so far the best interesting fact and i'm gonna steal it and use it myself if i'm ever asked that question again by a hot barmaid.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
In two weeks I have drunk 20 bottles of rum.
They serve the alcohol in buckets over here
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