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GD, a hair problem
GD, whenever I dry my hair after showering etc. it goes fluffy, like this. GD, I need help taming my locks. I trust you will know what to do.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
heh, you look like a Christian.
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10 May 2006, 02:11
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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heh, you look like a Christian.
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10 May 2006, 02:05
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Re: GD, a hair problem
Avoid washing your hair.
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10 May 2006, 02:14
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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Avoid washing your hair.
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10 May 2006, 02:15
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I dunno...
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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Avoid washing your hair.
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I have tried this. However, the "I stuck my head in a frying pan this morning, love" look does not work.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Avoid washing your hair.
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this is what i do. **** you, natural bounce
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10 May 2006, 02:09
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Re: GD, a hair problem
cut it you geeky christian fag
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10 May 2006, 02:10
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Re: GD, a hair problem
Its probably just too thick so ask a hairdresser to thin it out. Whenever my hair isnt really short, it gets absurdly thick so I need to get it thinned out every 4-6 weeks, even if I'm not getting any length taken off.
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10 May 2006, 02:13
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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Originally Posted by Nodrog
Its probably just too thick so ask a hairdresser to thin it out. Whenever my hair isnt really short, it gets absurdly thick so I need to get it thinned out every 4-6 weeks, even if I'm not getting any length taken off.
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I think you're right. However, I object to £8 spent on a haircut performed by a fat ex-dinner lady who wields her scissors like a strimmer.
I do also think this thread should turn into a celebration of bad hair days, or days when you happen to look like a 'geeky christian fag'. Either would probably be funny.
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10 May 2006, 02:16
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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I think you're right. However, I object to £8 spent on a haircut performed by a fat ex-dinner lady who wields her scissors like a strimmer..
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I remember when haircuts used to cost £8, before I moved to London
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10 May 2006, 02:44
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Re: GD, a hair problem
Post liberal amounts of waxy stuff.
GD, I am bored. The updates may well continue through the night.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
I think your hair looks great in both pictures. You could shave your head. Ive done this a few times in its fun. Another tip would be as Nodrog said get your hair thinned although that would probably cost £20. I would leave your hair it looks good.
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10 May 2006, 07:03
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Re: GD, a hair problem
The trick is to almost never use shampoo. Your hair will be clean, and won't be ****ed up
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10 May 2006, 07:32
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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The trick is to almost never use shampoo. Your hair will be clean, and won't be ****ed up
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You wash your hair but do not use shampoo? I pray you don't use hairgel either?
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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You wash your hair but do not use shampoo? I pray you don't use hairgel either?
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Shampoo is overrated, you can perfectly clean your hair with just water. I have the same problem when I'm having long hair, shampoo makes it so that I can't do anything with it. Even while using a strong gel it will not form like I would. I use shampoo a couple of times a week but oftenly on days that I don't need to go out or haven't got a reason to have my hair look cool.
I'm shaved now, so I don't have to go through all that bullshit anymore.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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I'm bald now, so I don't have to go through all that bullshit anymore.
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10 May 2006, 08:40
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Re: GD, a hair problem
I use this stuff in my hair, so there's little choice but to wash it
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10 May 2006, 09:59
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Re: GD, a hair problem
Jesus christ, I am rolling over the floor now as in the classic internet way!
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Re: GD, a hair problem
shut it fatty
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10 May 2006, 12:16
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Re: GD, a hair problem
use conditioner, and then a fluff reducing product such as frizz ease secret agent (not the serum)
or go get an x tenso treatment at your hairdresser (about £20) that will reduce the volume of your hair.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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is that cutting it or putting stuff on it?
also, i thought nod was meant to be ginger:confused:
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I normally dye my hair. You can sort of see gingery bits where the light hits in that that picture I posted since my roots were growing through.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
my hairdresser only costs me £5
but yeah, what nodrog said, get it thinned out a bit when you get it cut, and maybe see about getting it a little bit shorter anyway if what you are after is a little bit more control over it
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Re: GD, a hair problem
Lock yourself in your room and destroy all mirrors. Then cut your hands off so you can't feel your hair. Problem solved, that'll be eight pounds please.
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10 May 2006, 13:48
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Re: GD, a hair problem
I use this on my hair these days. Works great!
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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I use this on my hair these days. Works great!
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I would feel weird putting a product called Fudge in my hair.
Also my haircuts only cost £5. And thats down south.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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I would feel weird putting a product called Fudge in my hair.
Also my haircuts only cost £5. And thats down south.
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11 May 2006, 00:58
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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I would feel weird putting a product called Fudge in my hair.
Also my haircuts only cost £5. And thats down south.
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it smells great and is the best choice out of wax and gel.
In Birmingham I go for two types of haircuts. Theres the one ive been having since like 5 where I pay a fiver at a local barbers for a short, back and sides. If im feeling flush or rather if I find out my mum is shopping ill convince her to book me in at this authentic italian hairdressers in house of fraser. Where its a shampoo and cut for about £20. Whilst its expensive it looks great and I feel great.
Down south I am yet to find a haircut cheaper than a tenner, theres very few barbers and mainly poncy haircutting places.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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Originally Posted by pig
it smells great and is the best choice out of wax and gel.
In Birmingham I go for two types of haircuts. Theres the one ive been having since like 5 where I pay a fiver at a local barbers for a short, back and sides. If im feeling flush or rather if I find out my mum is shopping ill convince her to book me in at this authentic italian hairdressers in house of fraser. Where its a shampoo and cut for about £20. Whilst its expensive it looks great and I feel great.
Down south I am yet to find a haircut cheaper than a tenner, theres very few barbers and mainly poncy haircutting places.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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Down south I am yet to find a haircut cheaper than a tenner, theres very few barbers and mainly poncy haircutting places.
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10 May 2006, 14:28
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Re: GD, a hair problem
Thanks for the advice, guys. At least now I don't feel like the only fluff-sufferer in the world. Madi, I can never be arsed with conditioner/ frizz-stuff, but I know I should. Acro, it appears that we have very similar problems - this thread was pretty much a double of yours (I should have checked), with the notable exception of my pictures, which ostensibly prove that I am a God-fearing Christian.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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Acro, it appears that we have very similar problems - this thread was pretty much a double of yours (I should have checked), with the notable exception of my pictures, which ostensibly prove that I am a God-fearing Christian.
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i'm not sure why you would run a search of the planetarion forums for your hygiene questions, but i did think you might find some of that relevant. and yes, in retrospect my thread was unfortunately very manpicture-deficient.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=177973
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10 May 2006, 14:37
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Re: GD, a hair problem
My hair goes fluffyish too, but in a different way.
Use conditioner, like madi said.
Get the hairdresser to thin it out, like nod said. That's what I used to do. Also, if you're in a strop about having to pay £8 for a haircut, then you can't complain about your hair. If I go somewhere that costs £8, I expect to get £8 worth of haircut - which generally is bogstandard and shit. I mean for chrissakes I spent £11 on getting it all shaved off to a #2 ready for when it dropped out. For a proper haircut I usually spend over £20. And you get what you pay for.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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And you get what you pay for.
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How much did you have to pay for cancer then?
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10 May 2006, 14:59
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
My hair goes fluffyish too, but in a different way.
Use conditioner, like madi said.
Get the hairdresser to thin it out, like nod said. That's what I used to do. Also, if you're in a strop about having to pay £8 for a haircut, then you can't complain about your hair. If I go somewhere that costs £8, I expect to get £8 worth of haircut - which generally is bogstandard and shit. I mean for chrissakes I spent £11 on getting it all shaved off to a #2 ready for when it dropped out. For a proper haircut I usually spend over £20. And you get what you pay for.
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I might sound stroppy, but having £200 to live off for 7 weeks makes a £20 haricut seem a rather unnecessary expense.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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I might sound stroppy, but having £200 to live off for 7 weeks makes a £20 haricut seem a rather unnecessary expense.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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I mean for chrissakes I spent £11 on getting it all shaved off to a #2 ready for when it dropped out.
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You can buy clippers for half that and cut it yourself you rich fag.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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Get the hairdresser to thin it out, like nod said. That's what I used to do. Also, if you're in a strop about having to pay £8 for a haircut, then you can't complain about your hair. If I go somewhere that costs £8, For a proper haircut I usually spend over £25. And you get what you pay for.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
hair is too much effort to get overly worried about. Your hair looked fine in both pictures.
I just get it cut well (£15) now and again and leave it at that. Never get a student haircut.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
Only costs me £4.95 for a decent haircut, you southerners are ripped off.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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Only costs me £4.95 for a decent haircut, you southerners are ripped off.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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Only costs me £4.95 for a decent haircut, you southerners are ripped off.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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i'll be the judge of the word 'decent'.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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i'll be the judge of the word 'decent'.
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You bum men and have pretentious tendencies, 'decent' is not something you're qualified to judge.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
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You bum men and have pretentious tendencies, 'decent' is not something you're qualified to judge.
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you are right
straight men are the best judges of whether another man's hair cut makes him look more attractive.
I apologise
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Re: GD, a hair problem
My hair costs £8 for a haircut in Aber, but £5 at home, well it used to before my barber left the barbershop, I got it for like half price because I'd been going there all my life.
Your hair seems pretty thick because its popping up which is exactly what my hair does, the only way to sort this out is to get ti cut short and then thinned so its easier to manage.
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Re: GD, a hair problem
my haircuts only cost £5 by a geezer called mad dave in the back alley
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Re: GD, a hair problem
It depends where you live. I can get a better haircut in Edinburgh for £15 than I can in London for £25
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