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Unread 18 Apr 2006, 11:23   #1
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A mother takes a shower....

with her little daughter.

Her little daughter points at the fluffy hair of her mother and asks 'mom, what is that?' and the mother replies 'that is pubic hair darling'

the little girl ponders a bit and then asks the mother again 'do I get that too when I grow older?' and the mother says 'yes'

the next day the little girl is taking a shower again, this time with her father, and she points at her fathers penis and asks 'what is that daddy?' and the father replies 'that is a penis' the girl instantaniously asks 'do I get that too when I grow up?' and the father says 'you can get it now too if you want'
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Re: A mother takes a shower....

Theam are you ok?


No seriously.
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Re: A mother takes a shower....

I am, just posting two jokes I recently heard. Poorly translated.
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Unread 18 Apr 2006, 11:55   #4
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Re: A mother takes a shower....

and then what happened?
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Re: A mother takes a shower....

is it normal for little kids to shower with their parents in holland? it certainly isnt here
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Re: A mother takes a shower....

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I'm sorry... what?
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Re: A mother takes a shower....

The other joke was okay. This one makes me hope the little girl in question was you and you replied "yes".
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Re: A mother takes a shower....

I once got banned in #newdawn when I pulled such a joke
English people + pedo jokes = big no
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Re: A mother takes a shower....

I was tempted to dress up as a pedo when invited to a 'dress up as a kid' party.

I decided against it as i didnt think many people would understand the subtlty of turning up in a trenchcoat and a hat and having greasy hair and sweat pouring down my face whilst sitting in the corner rubbing myself all night.
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Re: A mother takes a shower....

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A strange conclusion to come to, given that this forum has both a sizable number of English people and often contains a plethora of paedo jokes.
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Re: A mother takes a shower....

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A strange conclusion to come to, given that this forum has both a sizable number of English people and often contains a plethora of paedo jokes.
You guys were joking? :oshit:




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I decided against it as i didnt think many people would understand the subtlty of turning up in a trenchcoat and a hat and having greasy hair and sweat pouring down my face whilst sitting in the corner rubbing myself all night.
How do they react to this normally?
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I take that was before fish
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A strange conclusion to come to, given that this forum has both a sizable number of English people and often contains a plethora of paedo jokes.


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I'm sorry... what?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...105519,00.html

What?
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is it normal for little kids to shower with their parents in holland? it certainly isnt here
My daughter regularly showers with us and have even been known to give here a bath on occasion.

Of course, she is always dressed in one of these during bathing to prevent any unwanted paedophilic urges caused by the showing of skin.
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Re: A mother takes a shower....

I don't see why you would want to have sex with your daughter anyway... she is a dirty negro after all.

oh wai...
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