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13 Apr 2004, 22:10
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Has Soup On His Head
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My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
After reading todays headlines, i have hit upon a perfect way to make sure my child never has to go hungry or live as a "Commoner" for his entire life.
My method is simple.
I intend to christen him "Gerard Cisse Pongolle Mexes Le-Tallec McGuinness". This will guarantee that upon turning 16 and signing his first professional contract, he gets £90,000 a week regardless of whether he can kick a ball.
The only flaw in my plan is that Gerard Houllier may not still be in charge at Liverpool in 16 years time. Thus, i have to find another manager who signs complete duds for millions of pounds for no apparent reason.
Can i sign a yet to be conceived foetus up with Jason Ferguson's sports agency yet?
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13 Apr 2004, 22:17
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
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13 Apr 2004, 22:21
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lolly roffle
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
Have you ever seen Mexes play?
I havent, but he is part of the next generation of French centre backs along with Boumsong so i would imagine he isnt too bad. If he's anything like he is on Champ Manager he will be a good signing but going by Houlliers signing he could well be shit.
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13 Apr 2004, 22:27
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I AM THE ONE & ONLY
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
He wont sign unless they make the champions league.
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13 Apr 2004, 22:36
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Lucky
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
mc guinness?
hahahahahahahahaa
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13 Apr 2004, 22:55
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overtired
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
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Originally Posted by KoeN
mc guinness?
hahahahahahahahaa
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13 Apr 2004, 23:58
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Made of Twigs
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
My plan is to name my kid Maximillian - I dont know one of them that never made their old man rich/happy!
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14 Apr 2004, 01:25
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Henry Kelly
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
Gerard or Gerrard? If its the first one then I see the funny, if it's the second then you're UGLY
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14 Apr 2004, 01:26
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
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Gerard or Gerrard? If its the first one then I see the funny, if it's the second then you're UGLY
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Its the first one. Clearly giving him a dodgy, violent, thieving scouser name would prevent him from gaining said contract. He has to sound GENUINELY French.
And your momma smells .... BAD
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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14 Apr 2004, 01:29
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Henry Kelly
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
My momma smells blue, mother****er. And since that's been cleared up, yes, everyone in that list is a ****ing moron. Though in fairness you could have just named pretty much the entire Liverpool squad for similar effect.
'I KNOW, LET'S PUT BISCAN ON!'
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14 Apr 2004, 01:30
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
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My momma smells blue, mother****er. And since that's been cleared up, yes, everyone in that list is a ****ing moron. Though in fairness you could have just named pretty much the entire Liverpool squad for similar effect.
'I KNOW, LET'S PUT BISCAN ON!'
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WAIT. I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER PLAN.
I CAN WIN THE TITLE WITH VLADIMIR SMICER IN MY MIDFIELD.
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14 Apr 2004, 01:35
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Henry Kelly
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
I recently relinquished my support of Liverpool until next season after 'a certain recent game'. I've had e-****ing-nough.
Though since it's only fair, I think it should be noted that Chris Kirkland's not broken himself after like a whole load of games (as in 'more than one'). I mean Christ, that's an achievement for the lad; it's like he's not satisfied with a day's work unless he's shattered a finger or a collarbone.
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But Mexes' agent Olivier Jouanneaux told BBC Sport: "Philippe will not join Liverpool if they do not qualify for the Champions League next year.
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OH NOES!
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15 Apr 2004, 17:15
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
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Originally Posted by pablissimo
Though since it's only fair, I think it should be noted that Chris Kirkland's not broken himself after like a whole load of games (as in 'more than one'). I mean Christ, that's an achievement for the lad; it's like he's not satisfied with a day's work unless he's shattered a finger or a collarbone.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...ol/3629257.stm
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15 Apr 2004, 17:25
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Henry Kelly
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
I'm never speaking again.
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15 Apr 2004, 18:37
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
Le Tallec, Sinama Pongolle, and Mexes are all upcoming talents.
They still have their best years ahead of them.
You should give them a chance as I feel that in a few years time at least 2 of them will be among the best players in Europe.
And we also have Djibril Cisse with us enxt season. Who is another quality signing.
Also another Liverpool up and comer is John Welsh.
This kid is going to be amazing.
I think the future looks pretty bright for Liverpool next season.
(Although as a Liverpool Fan I may be biased.)
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16 Apr 2004, 00:53
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Knightly Protector
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
DEAR GOD,
Kurashima is going to reproduce. I dont think the world will ever be the same. Wonder what lucky sheep will be the bride :P
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16 Apr 2004, 01:14
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Gone
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
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Originally Posted by RexDrax
DEAR GOD,
Kurashima is going to reproduce. I dont think the world will ever be the same. Wonder what lucky sheep will be the bride :P
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Are you still being sexually abused by old men in showerooms?
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16 Apr 2004, 01:30
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
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Originally Posted by RexDrax
DEAR GOD,
Kurashima is going to reproduce. I dont think the world will ever be the same. Wonder what lucky sheep will be the bride :P
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Great
As if things werent bad enough, now the canadians are trying to be funny.
Isnt comedy illegal in Canada?
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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16 Apr 2004, 07:11
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Knightly Protector
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
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Are you still being sexually abused by old men in showerooms?
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Naw, that never happened. The old men just wanted a closer look at the equipment I was carrying
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Great
As if things werent bad enough, now the canadians are trying to be funny.
Isnt comedy illegal in Canada?
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FFS, damm Yanks have brainwashed everyone against Canada,. I blame SouthPark and their songs/antics.
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16 Apr 2004, 08:06
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This is bat country
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
I dont understand why Liverpool wont sign Alexander Farnerud and get someone decent for the future
my child wont be a commoner ever, as I am rich now and can make investments
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16 Apr 2004, 18:06
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
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Originally Posted by I am Idler
I dont understand why Liverpool wont sign Alexander Farnerud and get someone decent for the future
my child wont be a commoner ever, as I am rich now and can make investments
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Come make your investments through my offshore bank
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
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16 Apr 2004, 18:07
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Henry Kelly
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Re: My Child Will be Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams
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Originally Posted by I am Idler
I dont understand why Liverpool wont sign Alexander Farnerud and get someone decent for the future
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Quote:
Originally Posted by I am Idler
Liverpool
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I dont understand why
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Welcome to every Liverpool supporter's mindset.
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