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Unread 23 Dec 2003, 18:27   #1
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Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma

I can't decide which is best.

I think I'm leaning toward elf, but I don't know if that would work for any girl taller than 5'7" or so.

Then again, Santa costumes are maybe a little cheesier, but then they are looser and probably easier to remove. But tighter outfits have a natural + there too.

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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma

Slutty Santa all the way

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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma

elfs are taller than the average human (sad, but tru) and u could be mrs santa......
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Santa. No questions asked.
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma

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elfs are taller than the average human (sad, but tru) and u could be mrs santa......
Tolkien, yes. Santa's elves? No.
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma

As long as the elf looks like Legolas, he's so dreeeeeeaaamy.
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma

Elf costumes work better for shorter women (and brunettes), Santa costumes are better for slightly taller women (and blondes, not sure why).
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma

I'd say elf costume works better if you are slim (as in really really without any fat on there at all), regardless of height, whereas the santa one would be better if you're a little more on the plump side.
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Further proof of western decadence. Turning what should be your most holy day into a commercial venture and connecting it with sex.

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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma

I think I can sum this up thus

Santa vs Elf
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma

I connect everything with sex.

I'm a muslim.

ALLAH IS GREAT*




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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma

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Santa vs Elf
i had a similar difficulty with the abundance of sadly asexual elf costumes displayed online.

the best i can do is say 'an elf costume like that chick in "elf" wore',

or

'both an elf and a santa outfit as you would see them on the juggies in a christmas episode of "The Man Show"'.

Unfortunately, the Man Show website won't load for me so it is back to square one.

But yeah horridly unsexy elf outfits are all over.
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atm i'm watching a live free webcam show with girls wearing an xmas hat and red lingerie. sexy!
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I keep having dreams about someone I know in a skimpy santa outfit, she keeps me warm at night.
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Your mom ?
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zzz

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I couldn't help myself.

I just had a voice in my head that kept whispering 'Go on, put 'Your mom', go on, you know you want to, you want to, go on, go on, go on'

I was weak.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ...... hang on.

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Why would a muslim worry about degrading women?
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I can't decide which is best.

I think I'm leaning toward elf, but I don't know if that would work for any girl taller than 5'7" or so.

Then again, Santa costumes are maybe a little cheesier, but then they are looser and probably easier to remove. But tighter outfits have a natural + there too.

Opinions?

(maybe could use a poll)

Elf.

I saw an ex-work collegue wearing such an outfit on the bus to work last thursday. Mmmm... *drools*

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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma

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*although im not a paedo im doing what's expected of me like a good forum poster
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*although im not a paedo i enjoy looking at little girls dressed up
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Definately Santa - so long as there's no beard.
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Sbolly lies.
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I dont have a girl to dress her in a slutty manner and then have meaningless sex
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