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adam · 10 Dec 2003, 22:40

Here it is new and imrpoved the ten word sentence Thread heres how it goes

every post contains 10 words and we will try to form a story, please try to be slightly serious when posting

example
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Once upon a time, in a land far away. There

Muha · 10 Dec 2003, 22:57

was a human with a chisled body name Muha, with

adam · 10 Dec 2003, 23:05

fourteen eyes and a big old beard, he was walking

AcidK · 11 Dec 2003, 00:43

down the street with a limp, he always had a

Muha · 11 Dec 2003, 02:32

drinking, for he had a alcohol problem, which made it

slick · 11 Dec 2003, 02:42

easy for him to get drunk and frisky with

adam · 11 Dec 2003, 03:12

dancing penguins, becuase they were the only things that would

Wraith[x] · 11 Dec 2003, 13:30

look at him without running for the hills. Whilst

Wo2 · 11 Dec 2003, 20:45

he was wooing a penguin one day, he came across

Wraith[x] · 11 Dec 2003, 22:27

an elephant. "Sorry, old chap!" He exclaimed, wiping it off.

[ooc] Ahhh, the old one's are the oldest.....[/ooc]

AcidK · 11 Dec 2003, 23:39

The elephant looked up at Muha, his eyes began to

Wo2 · 12 Dec 2003, 00:09

to water. The elephant embraced Muha in a crushing hug...

AcidK · 12 Dec 2003, 01:16

Muha returning the hug, this 'over-sized penguin was just

Muha · 12 Dec 2003, 03:43

ooc// please guys, remember your talking bout me//ooc

about to squirt water at a fine looking young woman

Wraith[x] · 12 Dec 2003, 03:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muha

was a human with a chisled body name Muha, with

You got yourself into this mess...

In a white t-shirt. Surprisingly, no-one tried to stop him.

Muha · 12 Dec 2003, 03:53

because everyone was :google: at her, making the geeks run

Wraith[x] · 12 Dec 2003, 03:56

to alt.clothing.soggy. unfortunately, this meant they missed the

Muha · 12 Dec 2003, 03:59

falling apart of the shirt, due to shocking manufacture, this

Wraith[x] · 12 Dec 2003, 04:04

registered 3.7 on the Richter, due to simultaneous jaw-dropping

Muha · 12 Dec 2003, 04:06

which cause the elephant to fall of Muha, he then

AcidK · 12 Dec 2003, 14:28

he began to run rampant, feeling this was too much

vampire_lestat · 12 Dec 2003, 19:22

like 'not penguin love'. So he went to molest some

AcidK · 12 Dec 2003, 21:34

hamsters, seeing as nothing else was near enough the shape

vampire_lestat · 12 Dec 2003, 23:19

of his beloved penguins. After the hampsters he decided to go to

Verric · 13 Dec 2003, 10:37

molest early morning shoppers, most of which are, unfortunately, very

AcidK · 13 Dec 2003, 13:00

penguin-like, with big black coats and waddling all over

Wo2 · 13 Dec 2003, 23:20

the shopping mall that appeared while he was not looking

Verric · 21 Dec 2003, 08:39

at naughty magazines. He seriously "wasn't" looking. Truly. He decided

vampire_lestat · 21 Dec 2003, 11:24

to stop molesting and go buy some spam from the

AcidK · 21 Dec 2003, 23:44

General Discussions black market, which he did so at every

Verric · 26 Dec 2003, 01:43

opportunity he got. Very misguidedly, he used the spam to

Wo2 · 29 Dec 2003, 20:41

flood his goverments e-mail accounts to a point that they

vampire_lestat · 29 Dec 2003, 23:52

declaired war on iraq, thinking it was a dossier saying

Verric · 31 Dec 2003, 23:36

Bite me, you dumb punks! To retaliate, Iraq sent a

Wo2 · 1 Jan 2004, 00:14

flood of tele marketers all trying to sell life insurance

Verric · 1 Jan 2004, 00:22

, accompanied with a post-it note that read: "You'll need it."

vampire_lestat · 4 Jan 2004, 17:51

At which point our hero went to afghanistan, Hunting OBL.

okiN · 5 Jan 2004, 22:04

However, unsuccessful at that, he caught a plane to Sweden.

vampire_lestat · 5 Jan 2004, 22:29

To judge a penguin bikini contest. After much drooling, he

okiN · 5 Jan 2004, 22:34

decided to join a gangbang scene for a penguin pr0no.

Verric · 10 Jan 2004, 10:35

This wasn't very smart, because just as he joined it

vampire_lestat · 10 Jan 2004, 14:50

he was attacked by a chimpanzee named george bush.

Wo2 · 11 Jan 2004, 02:25

Who whined loudly, about not being allowed to nuke people

Verric · 11 Jan 2004, 10:45

those who didn't like chipolatas covered in chocolate. The nuking

vampire_lestat · 11 Jan 2004, 15:52

that the monkey wanted was redirected to the white house

Inferno · 13 Jan 2004, 02:04

who decided to make a very important phone call to

adam · 13 Jan 2004, 02:26

the dnagerous house of candian representitive hockey league of nukes

vampire_lestat · 13 Jan 2004, 19:46

who, in reply, said 'hoody, what's all this aboot?'

Verric · 21 Jan 2004, 08:29

To this answer, the chimpanzee threw a fit, and ate

okiN · 21 Jan 2004, 13:56

Muha. He then went on an asparagus-eating rampage for