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So, Idler.
How did things go with your supposingly pregnant (ex?) girlfriend?
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28 Nov 2003, 07:56
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Re: So, Idler.
she wont be seeing the doctor for another two weeks..
good thing is that she has morning sickness..
I'm boned.
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28 Nov 2003, 07:57
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Good Son
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Re: So, Idler.
hehehe.
She won't be seeing the doc for another two weeks - what do you mean by that?
Absolutely pregnant. You rock Idler. You ARE SO MY GOD ****'S SAKE. Oh well. At least you guys know where you are standing. I have no ****ing clue where we are going with my girlfriend - stuck, at least.
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28 Nov 2003, 08:05
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Re: So, Idler.
she didnt get a appointment before in 2 weeks, so she took that.
It'll be great to break the news to the parents when we can confirm that she actually is preggo.
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28 Nov 2003, 08:59
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Re: So, Idler.
Sheer brilliance if she is pregnant. You know, if she's reclutant to have an abortion you are a little deep in poop. Unless of course, you love her and are willing to stick with her.
Hehe.
I really sulk in relationships too. Why? Because I have no idea what I want with that little blonde. I know she loves me, and apparently I love her too, although, she keeps on (un)consciously hurting me (like hell). I've confronted her about it not once, but twice, both times she's said that she understands what I mean and she'll try do better - because "the last thing she wants to do is to hurt me". Hehe.
Which reminds me. I just talked with her. This weekend then. So? She's doing "something" with "a friend" of hers, which sounds a little mysterious (and raises my gut feelings; I have always get the hunch that she's cheating on me or just being unreliable, untrustworthy or too dodgy for me - although I care a lot about her as mentioned). Either my guts are entirely mistaken (which is the likely resolution according to my common sense, if I've ever had any), but I keep getting these bad feelings whenever she dodges questions or tells stuff like "something with a person". It makes me feel insecure.
And it drives me down to a blue period. Which, I bet, is starting at the very moment, and will last for a few weeks.
Am I ranting again? Idler, I need some relationship advice, although I know you are the wrong person to give any - although I am even less the person who knows about this stuff...
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28 Nov 2003, 09:52
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Re: So, Idler.
hello pm feature!
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Religion can never unite us
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28 Nov 2003, 10:12
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Re: So, Idler.
hello cnaw!
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28 Nov 2003, 10:12
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Re: So, Idler.
uhm so you think she's cheating on you? and she's expecting a baby from YOU! my god what a relationship is that, if you ask me you and mr idler are both ****ed :-) but hey welcome to the real world! hope you like sleepless nights :-) and babypoo....cause get use to it, teen pregnancies are such a pain
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28 Nov 2003, 10:14
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Re: So, Idler.
you should know!
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28 Nov 2003, 10:17
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Re: So, Idler.
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uhm so you think she's cheating on you? and she's expecting a baby from YOU! my god what a relationship is that, if you ask me you and mr idler are both ****ed :-) but hey welcome to the real world! hope you like sleepless nights :-) and babypoo....cause get use to it, teen pregnancies are such a pain
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Nooo...
Idler's Gf is preggo (well, it really does seem like it tbh).
Mine's weird, naive, silly, and apparently, cheating on me.
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28 Nov 2003, 10:18
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Re: So, Idler.
mine thinks i am a player.
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28 Nov 2003, 10:18
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Re: So, Idler.
hijack hijack hijack hijack hijack hijack hijack hijack hijack hijack
this thread is now about ME
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28 Nov 2003, 10:19
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Re: So, Idler.
I'll take back the thread by announcing my daddyhood.
I'll be 21 in 2 weeks.. this is so ****ed up
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28 Nov 2003, 10:23
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Re: So, Idler.
Heh, and in two weeks you'll know if you actually are a daddy or not.
God you are even more ****ed than I am if so. God bless you, boy, even if I'm an atheist. I need a drink today. A big one. Anyone going with me, hki downtown please?
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28 Nov 2003, 10:25
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Re: So, Idler.
if you guys are coming to the belgian coast you can come fdrink with me :-) btw idler what you going to do now? b a daddy or what? ****ed
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28 Nov 2003, 10:27
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Re: So, Idler.
Heh.
I believe Idler will attempt to persuade her girlfriend into having an abortion. That's the five cents I'd have my money on were I in his pants (oh lucky me).
I'll just, eventually, confront her about it, and likely, with the situation being what it is, leave the whole mess before I bang my head to the wall any further.
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28 Nov 2003, 10:35
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Re: So, Idler.
I'll be honest. I have absolutely no clue what to do.
none whatsoever.
perhaps the french foreign legion
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28 Nov 2003, 10:39
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Re: So, Idler.
mmm idler you have my sympathy babe...i hope things willw ork out for you....does she want to have the baby? else well gl with fatherhood hope its a pretty baby :-)
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28 Nov 2003, 10:43
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Re: So, Idler.
She has uttered the word "maybe", she's 18. and I suspect her parents will be a big fan of abortion.
mine wont care as they probably expect me to do something like this.
It will be interesting to see what I myself will decide.. as I am a bit 50/50..
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28 Nov 2003, 10:50
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Re: So, Idler.
want to borrow my hockeystick? you can either use it as internal or external abortion tool.
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28 Nov 2003, 10:54
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Re: So, Idler.
hey theamion this is a serious matter mate....
well idler mmmmm i would go for abortion, 18 is a bit young no? 
anyway good luck mate! i hope you guys get things worked out!
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28 Nov 2003, 10:58
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Re: So, Idler.
yeah, its a bit young.. but we'll see..
I'll bring a update in a coupple of weeks when I get some answers
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28 Nov 2003, 11:00
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Re: So, Idler.
harsh idler that really is a bottom dropping out of your world situation
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28 Nov 2003, 11:02
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Re: So, Idler.
I could very well be in a "world of shit" to quote mr. Hartmann.
I so wish she didnt have morning sickness :/
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28 Nov 2003, 11:05
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Re: So, Idler.
dost she use the pill, or you a condom? mate you should know better
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28 Nov 2003, 11:07
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Re: So, Idler.
she uses the pill.
We have been a bit sloppy on occations..forgetting to take the pill one day, taking it 2 minutes before I insert penis... stuff like that.
I'm regreting that humans reproduce in any other form than through a childfruit tree :/
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28 Nov 2003, 11:20
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Re: So, Idler.
18 is a little young nowadays for having a child, and you obviously aren't ready for having a child.
If her parents are supportive for abortion, you go for it and ally with them, and then opress your girlfriend with your parents until she breaks and agrees to have an abortion. Then you can dump her and forget the whole tragedy and continue your life. I'm considering the last one piece of advice for myself too.
And use a condom. ****'s sake. In the future.
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28 Nov 2003, 15:17
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Re: So, Idler.
Hahahahahahahha teenage pregnacy hahahahahahhaa
poor idler
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28 Nov 2003, 15:21
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Re: So, Idler.
Wow, geeks can actualy reproduce! :eek:
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28 Nov 2003, 15:30
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Re: So, Idler.
This thread has White Trash and GO RICKI! written all over it
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28 Nov 2003, 16:35
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Re: So, Idler.
My friends having a kid, he's nineteen.... but hey... go 4 it if u want it....
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28 Nov 2003, 17:25
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Re: So, Idler.
Go Ricki!
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28 Nov 2003, 17:50
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Re: So, Idler.
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28 Nov 2003, 17:53
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Re: So, Idler.
(Idler for Paul and Idlers girlfriend for Erin btw)
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28 Nov 2003, 17:57
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Re: So, Idler.
FOR REAL SHIT SHERLOCK
i was starting to get it
for now i am stuck
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28 Nov 2003, 18:06
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Re: So, Idler.
get the crowbar
hit her really as hard
as tyson on speed
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28 Nov 2003, 18:12
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Re: So, Idler.
Woah, that sucks.
Rejoin the army, quickly!
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28 Nov 2003, 18:18
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Re: So, Idler.
Idler The Warrior
Baby killer chants
He didn't serve in 'Nam tho
It's his kid he kills
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28 Nov 2003, 18:25
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Re: So, Idler.
The REAL Story about Idlers Girlfriend "Forgetting" To Take The Pill
Teenage pregnancy
It is just a welfare scam
She wants her own flat
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28 Nov 2003, 18:26
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Re: So, Idler.
Dace makes a haiku
isn't it really funny?
another one Dace!
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28 Nov 2003, 18:35
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Re: So, Idler.
WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF FUN
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28 Nov 2003, 18:37
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Re: So, Idler.
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that songs about condoms you know? 
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I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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28 Nov 2003, 22:24
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that songs about condoms you know? :p
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28 Nov 2003, 22:28
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I thought it was about Pubs :shrug:
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Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way
Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in
Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of
N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way
Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of (Fun)
I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!
Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehende savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the coloured tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day
Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of Fun
Welcome to the House of Fun...
Read between the lines, actually just read it
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The dreams in which i'm dying
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28 Nov 2003, 22:51
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Re: So, Idler.
This is what happens when you just let the crazy, crazy beat distract you from hearing more that one or two phrases in a song.
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28 Nov 2003, 22:54
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she wont be seeing the doctor for another two weeks..
good thing is that she has morning sickness..
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Hasn't she done a home pregnancy test?! They can be done from the day of the missed period.
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28 Nov 2003, 23:06
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Hasn't she done a home pregnancy test?! They can be done from the day of the missed period.
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There's An Explanation For Everything
"I'm pregnant Honest"
Idler's Ex just wants him back
2 weeks is a start
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I'll be honest. I have absolutely no clue what to do.
none whatsoever.
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Im saving this quote FOREVER! as we will never see it again.
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