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Unread 26 Aug 2003, 22:54   #1
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Hmm....

Ok,

Theres a rattlesnake at the door a cobra at the window and a scorpian on the fone

What do you do?
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Scorpion, Phone.

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Re: Hmm....

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Theres a...scorpian on the fone
Scorpions learnt how to use telephones? I'd simply hang up - problem solved. I'd then get the anti-snake people on the phone and get em to come over and kick some arse. Then again I'd actually probably be rather worried seeing as Cobras, Rattlers and Scorpions do not tend to frequent the British Isles: this would lead me to instead have a go at my flatmate for leaving the lids off his tanks...
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Ok,

Theres a rattlesnake at the door a cobra at the window and a scorpian on the fone

What do you do?
Wasn't this on a Simpsons episode once (except I think it was a black widow spider instead of a cobra)?
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Unread 27 Aug 2003, 04:20   #9
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Re: Hmm....

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Ok,

Theres a rattlesnake at the door a cobra at the window and a scorpian on the fone

What do you do?
crush the scorpion with my shovel, slice the head off the cobra and shut the door
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Unread 27 Aug 2003, 05:08   #10
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I'd call Steve Irwin.
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Unread 27 Aug 2003, 05:09   #11
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I would be somewhat confused, as none of those things exist in my country.
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Unread 27 Aug 2003, 08:40   #12
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Make rattle snake boots, cobra bbq and pick my teeth with the scorpion.
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Unread 27 Aug 2003, 09:29   #13
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