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13 Apr 2004, 10:01
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Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
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To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
Hey if you explain me how ****ing ****ed up your tiny little life is, if you force me to hear all of your bloody misfortunes, about how much of a ****ing victim you are of life and how hard it is to get around and you ask me for information about how to get reducement in our taxes or whatever kind of sleezy damn questions you have between your tears make the following things sure as well:
-Listen, ****ing listen to me when I answer your questions, you ****ing retarded moron, you need to listen and receive what I am telling you because if not you will be here again next year in front of me or one of my coworkers with your silly retarded theories about your empty ****ing life. I mean when you come over to ask some information, some solution you DO want to know what there can be done isn't it, so ****ing listen to me and do not stand there like a braindead ****ing retard waiting till i am finished with my informing procedure untill you can go on with your incoherent whiny pile of sad bullshit.
-When you try to tell me a stupid lie about things that has completely no influence on the case we are discussing and I act like I believe you (In fact I don't care you ****ing moron but i was just being polite and want to get rid of you) don't show me a little smile of victory through your retarded bullshit you''re spitting out in my face because that will make me search for stuff to **** you up even harder when i am at my desk later today handling your ****ing case of sadness.
-Do not shake my hand, you look dirty, don't you understand, shaking my hand will not make things different. You stink, I have to clean my hands after again, and hell i am sure you don't need to feel my hand either.
-After crying out at me and after hearing you still are in deep shit due to your own stupid actions do not, I repeat DO ****ING NOT transform into a berserking orc from a dark corner of a Tolkien story. It doesn't help. I won't get afraid, and even the day I will get afraid I will just press a button which will result in a couple of guys grabbing you and putting you outside. In fact, I hope you one day scare me so I can amuse myself seeing you get thrown out of the building.
-Show some ****ing intelligence, show some understanding and show being a reasonable human being, I might ****ing help you out more then I actually could according to the law I am most of the time binded too.
My point is, I am not a bad man, I am not angry, I don't care why the hell you are in such a shit but when you are trying to manipulate me, when you try to tell me bullshit, when I smell you taking me for the next moron, you go down, I won't help you, I will make things harder, I will piss on you. You need to understand, I am not a genius, I am far away from being rated as an intellectual, but people who have difficulties dealing with the simplest things in life, yes you, people who show to have a complete lack of understanding simple questions stated in our forms, should not, I REPEAT NOT try to play on me because i see it, not because I am such a genius but because you are such a ****ing retard.
You might think i am some kind of right wing nut, someone who doesn't care about the less fortunate in society. You are wrong, I want to move on in short terms to a better job to have more possibilities to help out the less fortunated. I am just telling you, you ****ing dumb shithead, act reasonable and I am your friend, I will help you out as far I can.
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13 Apr 2004, 10:15
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
Strangely, I miss dealing with the public.
In my current job I am doing "projects" which I can't concentrate on for more than a few seconds at a time. Stupid brain damage and apathy. I may apply to go back to my old job of dealing with customers all day long. It was less pay, but once I was finished for the day that was the end of my ****ing worries about work.
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13 Apr 2004, 10:25
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banana
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 150
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
I wonder what job SilverSmoke has. It sounds like fun. Do you ever have perfectly reasonable people thrown out of the building just for the fun of it?
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13 Apr 2004, 10:30
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mmm.. pills
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,152
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
Heh, strangely I more or less deal with simular issues and I'm supposed to be a machine tech ffs, yet somehow people find ways to tie their sorry little lives as a result of their machine breaking down
Anyway, so what is your job exactly Silver?
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13 Apr 2004, 10:41
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
I want Silversmokes job.
I'm a little less understanding
Vaio
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13 Apr 2004, 10:52
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
The Dutch: Whinge on to victory.
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13 Apr 2004, 11:18
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Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: -
Posts: 3,830
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
where is that desk?
i'm coming to visit you :]
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13 Apr 2004, 11:25
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Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
I work at a taxdepartment of a waterboard, a governmental body, I respond to letters of objection, look into cases of reducement requests, that kind of stuff. And I also am active at a public helpdesk about 2/3 days a month.
Oh MM, one day you might become a member of the 9-5 squad as well kid
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13 Apr 2004, 11:30
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Oh MM, one day you might become a member of the 9-5 squad as well kid
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I've got me a sugar daddy.
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13 Apr 2004, 11:40
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Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: -
Posts: 3,830
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
what's the adress?
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13 Apr 2004, 11:40
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
God has ensured that the world's whingers are nicely distributed amongst all peoples of this Earth.
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13 Apr 2004, 11:50
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
God has ensured that the world's whingers are nicely distributed amongst all peoples of this Earth.
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God is a Socialist?
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13 Apr 2004, 11:56
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
Of course he is.
This is why Satan appears as Norman Tebbit and Donald Rumsfield.
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13 Apr 2004, 12:01
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
I thought Norman Tebbit was Satan?
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13 Apr 2004, 12:01
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
Well, he takes many forms but essentially, yes.
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13 Apr 2004, 12:06
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,405
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
eeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww the public
*shudder*
horrid grubby stupid people
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13 Apr 2004, 14:56
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
Silversmoke hates me
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13 Apr 2004, 16:58
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Raaaaaaaah!
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 2,296
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
I am not angry
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Good good.
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13 Apr 2004, 17:45
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: To any sad loser visiting my public desk today
i also, know that the public as a whole are ****ing annoyingly stupid, but i still like my job, i think that i have a seratonin imbalance, too much when sober, not enough when drunk :/
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