14 Apr 2003, 23:37
|
#1
|
The Bad Guy
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: East, East, East London
Posts: 2,107
|
Body Hair...
Ok, as some of you know I have a bit of an obsession with body hair, or more precisely, a complete hate of it.
Now, being a formerly fat bastard, I have always been hairy, infact, I was acting as an extra in planet of the apes without wearing a costume.
I've been shaving my chest and stomach for about 6 months now, just a couple of times a month, not so much to keep it bald, but just to keep the hair in check.
However another problem is arising, the hair around my arse is so thick you could practically braid it these days, and its starting to interfere with everydays activities (cue obvious gay-sex punchline) like taking a ****.
The thing is, its starting to annoy me now, something needs to be done, but, is it wise to start waving a razor around my arse, and will it cause more hassle than its worth? ie, having stubble on my arse?
Any help appreciated, etc.
__________________
I wear my sunglasses at night.
|
|
|
14 Apr 2003, 23:39
|
#2
|
Dances With Sheep
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: WALES
Posts: 147
|
Wax it baby, Wax it.
Zak
__________________
My spirit is too weak - mortality
Weighs heavily on me like unwilling sleep,
And each imagined pinnacle and steep
Of godlike hardship tells me I must die
Like a sick eagle looking at the sky.
---
Zak
|
|
|
14 Apr 2003, 23:44
|
#3
|
Village Idiot
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Marlow, Bucks, England
Posts: 13
|
[comedy option] Back, Crack and Sack [/comedy]
|
|
|
14 Apr 2003, 23:47
|
#4
|
Guest
|
These are your options:
* Pour hot wax on your arse and stick some cloth on it, then get someone to yank the cloth away
* Use a razor, mach 3 etc
* Use electrolysis, its a technique they use to remove hair
* My cousin does this on her eyebrows - you get 2 pieces of string, and twist them around trapping the hairs in between them, then you just yank the string away taking the hairs with them
* Use Immac hair removal cream, so it just desolves the hair away - might wana be careful this stuff dont get in the wrong place.
* Let a Gay virgin have sex with you up the arse so the friction just burns the hair away (my favourite)
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 00:03
|
#5
|
Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
Posts: 5,185
|
rids you make me laugh so much....
(no. you really do.)
p.s. sorry about your hair problem.
__________________
Forum Administrator
Mail : [email protected] // IRC : #forums
__________________
It's not personal, it's just business.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 00:18
|
#6
|
Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
|
Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
p.s. sorry about your hair problem.
|
LOL
__________________
You're now playing ketchup
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 00:59
|
#7
|
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 421
|
Re: Body Hair...
try those electric razors for the hair, and trim it... or if u're feeling adventurous use a scissor
but u might want to ask someone to help u with it
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 04:00
|
#8
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 8,476
|
use scissors to trim it.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 06:12
|
#9
|
Das Scoot
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 788
|
this calls for a machete.
__________________
n00b since Jan 11th, 2001
I don't really know what I'm doing here
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 07:03
|
#10
|
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog
use scissors to trim it.
|
this is the basic cure for dangleberries.
__________________
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 08:30
|
#11
|
J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
Posts: 5,583
|
just pull it out when you are wiping your arse*
*this may take a very long time
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 11:17
|
#12
|
Cynical Optimist
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Solihull / University of Warwick
Posts: 502
|
Things may not go according to plan
I'd hate for you to experiance the same ![Thumbs Down](images/icons/icon13.gif) Although it would be highly entertaining..
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 11:33
|
#13
|
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 421
|
Quote:
Originally posted by JamMak
Things may not go according to plan
I'd hate for you to experiance the same Although it would be highly entertaining..
|
"Ill Shag it"
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 11:52
|
#14
|
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The 1970's
Posts: 549
|
Do us all a favour and kill yourself.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 13:54
|
#15
|
share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Location: Location:
Posts: 2,709
|
Quote:
Originally posted by JamMak
Things may not go according to plan
|
thats the most LOL thing in ages.
now friends, planetarions, GDers, lend me your eyes. Lets be honest lads, 90% of us have hairy arses, tis ok, thats what being a man is all about. Dont ever shave. Just wipe and flush, wipe and flush. I soon realised at the age of around 11 (when my body freaked out and i briefly developed breasts whilst getting hair in places i didnt think needed any, ie in my pubes and arse, i mean they were hairyless for the first decade of my life when i was at my most vurnerable, so why on earth does evolution think i need it now!!!!!, personally i think a study needs to be conducted to find out what percentage of transexuals beomce females just to get rid of the hair) well anyways, noone ever said you had to flush once, personally i wipe my arse several times then flush, wipe my arse several times then flush again, in this way i dont block the bog with paper, and ensure that my botty is nice and crap free. The person in the link above would have saved a lot of trouble if only he'd spent a little more time in the bog, remember gents, wipe and flush twice. Its the mark of the real man.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 14:18
|
#16
|
Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
...remember gents, wipe and flush twice. Its the mark of the real man.
|
This is actually the funniest GD thread in a lonnng time
gg,wp
__________________
You're now playing ketchup
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 14:19
|
#17
|
Good Son
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 3,991
|
You really DO have A LOT of hair growing in your arse if it's such a problem to you Rids. You can of course reserve a session from a local beauty care, and surprise them.
Oh that would be worth a candid camera scene.
__________________
"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 14:23
|
#18
|
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Tietäjä
You really DO have A LOT of hair growing in your arse if it's such a problem to you Rids. You can of course reserve a session from a local beauty care, and surprise them.
Oh that would be worth a candid camera scene.
|
the beauty salon would be a good idea, case the place first though to check out the quality of the oft-fine women who frequent and indeed work in such places.
__________________
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 14:25
|
#19
|
dim like a fox
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Finland ffs
Posts: 866
|
You can even pull while getting your ass-cheecks trimmed!
__________________
I'm nobody.
Nobody's perfect.
I'm perfect.
---------------
ph33r TPE plz. thxbye.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 14:25
|
#20
|
Good Son
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 3,991
|
Yes, Rad, then go ask the gorgeous blonde how much it costs to have your arsehair shaven around here. And if she could do it if it's possible. And if it's cheap enough to fit Rids' budget.
Wonder if they shave genital hair too in beauty salons.
__________________
"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 14:28
|
#21
|
Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
Posts: 2,484
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
the beauty salon would be a good idea,
|
An excellent idea.
Rids could have his arse shaved LIVE on television, on that crappy 'The Salon' show on E4
__________________
Me
In my sleep I grind my teeth.
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 15:53
|
#22
|
________
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
Posts: 4,474
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
An excellent idea.
Rids could have his arse shaved LIVE on television, on that crappy 'The Salon' show on E4
|
Eeww! I don't want to see a hairy arse! NOOOOOO!!!!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
|
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 15:55
|
#23
|
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Tietäjä
Wonder if they shave genital hair too in beauty salons.
|
I saw one on TV once... however all the people styling the pubes were gay men...
__________________
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 16:00
|
#24
|
Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 214
|
Set the hairs on fire. It will fix the problem easily.
__________________
so not!
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 16:01
|
#25
|
________
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
Posts: 4,474
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
I saw one on TV once... however all the people styling the pubes were gay men...
|
I saw something like it on Eurotrash excpet the people styling it were women.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
|
|
|
|
15 Apr 2003, 16:51
|
#26
|
Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
|
It's discrimination to say a woman can't be a gay man.
They can even be prime minister!
__________________
You're now playing ketchup
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 14:43.
| |