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Unread 31 Oct 2005, 16:19   #1
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Tins of Tuna

I was just looking at the latest sci-tech news at www.theregister.co.uk and noticed a news article about the fastest super computer "blue gene" (and highlighting its little brother "purple") beating its own speed record,

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10...o_watch_nukes/

but what really got me was this part,

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The pair will spend part of their time running the nuclear weapons analysis that should supplant underground nuclear testing. The rest of the time, the enormous processing power will be brought to bear on modelling the human brain, and other computationally intensive scientific research.
Has any of them at IBM heard of SkyNet?

Which got me thinking... it did become sentient, two things could happen

1) It would be depressed (and bored) because it only had one other computer fast enough to play chess with (thats "purple" btw), also stating that Kasparov was SO last year! Then commits suicide by nuke.

2) Will try to compete for superiority over its sibling and ultimately nuking each other.

Either way we are screwed!! Time to stock up on guns and tins of tuna I think!
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Re: Tins of Tuna

I got some tins of tuna free over the weekend.
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I had some sandwiches with Tuna salad some hours ago.


Also I went down several times this weekend.
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I don't like tuna, or most other seafood for that matter.
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I don't like people who don't like seafood at all, they always happen to be whiney fags concerning food.
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Re: Tins of Tuna

why is tuna so expensive?
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It's not at all.
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Re: Tins of Tuna

I don't find tuna to be expensive.
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Re: Tins of Tuna

What a ****ing stupid thread. I hope the OP didn't think he was making an amusing or satirical point.
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Re: Tins of Tuna

Tuna makes me queasy

Scampi is nice though!
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What a ****ing stupid thread. I hope the OP didn't think he was making an amusing or satirical point.
Too right! I was being serious, and i think its only silly replies that are the problem... and its not big to swear! Ya fool!
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Too right! I was being serious, and i think its only silly replies that are the problem... and its not big to swear! Ya fool!
You being serious was so stupid an idea that I didn't bother to consider it.
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Tuna + Mayo + spring onion =
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You being serious was so stupid an idea that I didn't bother to consider it.
You thought it serious enough to reply (more than once) :P
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Cause it takes ages to get the bits of dolphin out.
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Non sequitur, meet MrLobster.
Have you tried Mayo+Tuna?
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