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22 Mar 2003, 04:30
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so f*cking zen
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Isn't it Ironic
At my work there are 40 people.
Of which 10 are men.
Of which 3 are homosexual (and before there are any smart arse comments I AM NOT ONE OF THE THREE BECAUSE I AM NOT A HOMO).
Because of the demographic of the office (women and fags in the majority) i can't be myself and make homophobic type comments.
It's like i'm in the homosexual hating closet and i am full of self loathing at the lie i'm living.
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22 Mar 2003, 06:14
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Vermin Supreme
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i'm not sure if that would be irony, but it sucks either way.
my loose definition of irony for your situation (assuming you are not A GAY HOMO QUEER) would be you working at a place with 3/4 female employees and only getting hit on by the other guys.
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22 Mar 2003, 06:36
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I thought this thread was going to be about Alannis Morisette.
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22 Mar 2003, 11:23
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog
I thought this thread was going to be about Alannis Morisette.
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I just bought her MTV Unplugged album. Its pretty damn good.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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22 Mar 2003, 12:14
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hated dead or alive
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Re: Isn't it Ironic
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Originally posted by Dace
At my work there are 40 people.
Of which 10 are men.
Of which 3 are homosexual (and before there are any smart arse comments I AM NOT ONE OF THE THREE BECAUSE I AM NOT A HOMO).
Because of the demographic of the office (women and fags in the majority) i can't be myself and make homophobic type comments.
It's like i'm in the homosexual hating closet and i am full of self loathing at the lie i'm living.
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congratulations. you are experiencing how it is to be female in PA
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22 Mar 2003, 12:17
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Re: Isn't it Ironic
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Originally posted by sigrid
congratulations. you are experiencing how it is to be female in PA
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Dace is pretty girlish if youve met him in real life.
He drinks like a girl. And he cant hold his liquor.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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22 Mar 2003, 12:37
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Re: Isn't it Ironic
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Originally posted by sigrid
congratulations. you are experiencing how it is to be female in PA
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you say this like you dont enjoy it.
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22 Mar 2003, 13:01
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Cooki-Monster
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog
I thought this thread was going to be about Alannis Morisette.
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Dont you think
ITS LIKE RAAINNNNNNNNNNN
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22 Mar 2003, 13:05
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Isn't it Ironic
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Originally posted by Dace
I AM NOT ONE OF THE THREE BECAUSE I AM NOT A HOMO
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Pan Troglodytes then?
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22 Mar 2003, 13:15
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hated dead or alive
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Re: Re: Re: Isn't it Ironic
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Originally posted by Kurashima
Dace is pretty girlish if youve met him in real life.
He drinks like a girl. And he cant hold his liquor.
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I heard you and dace are very much alike
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22 Mar 2003, 13:22
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog
I thought this thread was going to be about Alannis Morisette.
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No. She has no understanding of irony - the things she list in that 'ckin' awful song are unfortunate - not ironic.
Which is ironic, actually.
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22 Mar 2003, 13:27
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Clerk
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Quote:
Originally posted by NibNub
Which is ironic, actually.
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That's why she's a genius.
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22 Mar 2003, 16:39
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Twisted
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flavius
30 females, and you're complaining ?
Do they all ming ?
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Only one is younger than me (and she's fit ... which is nice).
The 28 of the other 29 are 30+ years old and all married by the look of things.
The remaining woman is 26ish i think and 'not my bag'.
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22 Mar 2003, 16:39
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Twisted
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Re: Re: Re: Isn't it Ironic
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Originally posted by Kurashima
Dace is pretty girlish if youve met him in real life.
He drinks like a girl. And he cant hold his liquor.
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Scurrilous lies!
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23 Mar 2003, 11:00
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
That's why she's a genius.
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Exactly, its the most ironic song ever.
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23 Mar 2003, 14:16
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog
Exactly, its the most ironic song ever.
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If 'ironic' is some bizarre Scottish slang for 5hite then yes - the most 'ironic' song ever.
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