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14 Mar 2003, 13:44
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share the <3
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Saddam Hussien
So whatdya reckon, is he going to go out;
[ ] In a blaze of glory, using chemical weapons against US/British troops before taking one in the head hitler style.
[ ] Get captured by US forces and put on trial in the Hague.
[ ] Run Run Run forest run styley to Saudi Arabia, sit back with Adi Amin, and talk 'bout the good old days of the seventies when you could do what the fck you wanted.
[ ] Go on the run OBL style and never be seen again.
[ ] Pay a shady trafficer £50,000 to be smuggled into britain where he will shave his 'tache and open a kebab takeaway.
Please Ladies and Gents, no discussions about the war/america/bush/why you hate america/bush/why you love america/bush but hate france. I DONT CARE, this is with reference to old Saddam 'imself. Whats the poor bloke going to do eh??!?!?!
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14 Mar 2003, 13:48
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Re: Saddam Hussien
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Originally posted by Nusselt
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[x] Introduce Kebabs to the usa and make millions selling them to the fat bastards
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14 Mar 2003, 13:53
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He's gonna get captured by the SAS or some Rangers (not the Power Rangers) fleeing one of his presidential palaces after Baghdad is taken.
They'll drag him before Bush, Blair, Rumsfeld(sp?), Powell - the whole gang - where he will tear off his plastic face to reveal he is, infact, Hitler, while muttering "Ich würde weg mit es haben wenn es war nicht für Sie pesky Zicklein!"
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14 Mar 2003, 13:56
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It was a Stupid Dream
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ACES! Another Iraq thread!
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14 Mar 2003, 13:59
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God made me cool
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Quote:
Originally posted by Apothos
(not the Power Rangers)
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14 Mar 2003, 14:30
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Registered User
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Re: Saddam Hussien
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Originally posted by Nusselt
[X] In a blaze of glory, using chemical weapons against US/British troops
[ ] Get captured by US forces and put on trial in the Hague.
[ ] Run Run Run forest run styley to Saudi Arabia, sit back with Adi Amin, and talk 'bout the good old days of the seventies when you could do what the fck you wanted.
[X] Go on the run OBL style and never be seen again.
[ ] Pay a shady trafficer £50,000 to be smuggled into britain where he will shave his 'tache and open a kebab takeaway.
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14 Mar 2003, 14:55
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Commander etc
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Re: Saddam Hussien
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Originally posted by Nusselt
So whatdya reckon, is he going to go out;
[ ] Get captured by US forces and put on trial in the Hague.
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WE DONT WANT HIM HERE, it'll decrease the value of my house so just shoot him ta
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14 Mar 2003, 14:58
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It was a Stupid Dream
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Re: Re: Saddam Hussien
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Originally posted by cookiemay
[x] Introduce Kebabs to the usa and make millions selling them to the fat bastards
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dont be mean to the greek waiter
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14 Mar 2003, 14:59
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God made me cool
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he'll prob go to france
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14 Mar 2003, 15:23
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Next president of the United States of what the **** is the deal with all these shiet threads?
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14 Mar 2003, 15:25
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Lonely analytic
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I get a message from The Other Side saying Hussein will be an old man before he dies.
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14 Mar 2003, 15:29
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by xtrasyn
I get a message from The Other Side saying Hussein will be an old man before he dies.
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They told me John F Kennedy is alive running a burger joint in Mississipi. The call centre down there didn't take too kindly to me ringing up asking where he worked. Wankers.
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14 Mar 2003, 15:50
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Heh, Leeds !
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[x] found hiding in the toilet after wetting himself and calling for his mummy
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14 Mar 2003, 17:32
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Angry Young Man
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they wont capture him anyway. It wouldnt suprise me if he was out of iraq before the war begins
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14 Mar 2003, 20:42
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Oh Canada!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deffeh
they wont capture him anyway. It wouldnt suprise me if he was out of iraq before the war begins
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I dunno...he's crazy, so his microwave is prolly telling him that he'll win and should stay in Baghdad. Then, when the rangers/sas knock on his door, he'll pee his pants and blow his head off
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14 Mar 2003, 23:12
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Commander etc
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Crazy? Talking to his microwave? Where did you get that idea? David Letterman?
All evidence actually points to SH being very intelligent, extremely calculating and anything but cowardly.
You simply dont stage a military coup in a country like Iraq then hold absolute power for as long as he has without some actual qualities you know.
I doubt very much he will be 'peeing' himself.
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14 Mar 2003, 23:19
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Re: Saddam Hussien
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Originally posted by Nusselt
[ ] Get captured by US forces and put on trial in the Hague.
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would this be at the newly formed permament International Criminal Court, that the US has refused to endorse?
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14 Mar 2003, 23:21
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fifth_teletubbie
Crazy? Talking to his microwave? Where did you get that idea? David Letterman?
All evidence actually points to SH being very intelligent, extremely calculating and anything but cowardly.
You simply dont stage a military coup in a country like Iraq then hold absolute power for as long as he has without some actual qualities you know.
I doubt very much he will be 'peeing' himself.
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oh no he wont, cos hes a TERORITST!!!!!!11111nodrog122"
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15 Mar 2003, 00:50
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God made me cool
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fifth_teletubbie
I doubt very much he will be 'peeing' himself.
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What if he's missplaced his 'piss bag'?
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15 Mar 2003, 03:54
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fifth_teletubbie
I doubt very much he will be 'peeing' himself.
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He'll pee on himselft if he's got any brain at all.
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15 Mar 2003, 05:18
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Love's Sweet Exile
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Quote:
Originally posted by Apothos
"Ich würde weg mit es haben wenn es war nicht für Sie pesky Zicklein!"
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I laughed at that quite a lot...learning german has its uses
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15 Mar 2003, 05:30
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Not Dark or Handsome
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Quote:
Originally posted by SYMM
I laughed at that quite a lot...learning german has its uses :)
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I'm suprised it made sense, hehe.
I was counting on people getting the jist of it. :)
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