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24 Jan 2007, 12:27
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I am an idiot
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Help save Mozarts penis.
OK, by the power of the internet I hope we can do someting amazing - save an iguana's penis!
At the Aquatopia zoo in Antwerp, Belgiums there is an Iguana called Mozart who has had a permanent erection since he mated a week ago and his keepers are deciding tomorrow whether or not to cut his penis off if it does not subside.
Now the men out there have stopped whincing, I'd like everyone to petition the Zoo against chopping off this little fellows manhood before this darstardly deed is done tomorrow.
Simply copy the French version of the mail below and send it to [email protected]
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in English..
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am writing to insist that you do not cut off Mozart the Iguana's penis tomorrow.
I understand that Iguanas have two penisis and that you might feel chopping it off is in his best interest but to remove a penis is NEVER the right option to take! He needs it and, as any man will tell you, it is his life and without it he would have no purpose. While a week long erection may be uncomfortable to have nothing where there once was something very important will be simply unbearable.
So please, DO NOT cut off Mozart's penis.
Regards,
[Your name]
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in French..
Cher Sir/Madam,
J'écris pour insister sur le fait que vous ne découpez pas Mozart le pénis de l'iguane demain. J'ai appris que les iguanes ont le penisis deux et que vous pourriez vous sentir coupant il n'est pas en ligne dans son meilleur intérêt mais enlever un pénis n'est jamais la bonne option à prendre ! Il a besoin de lui et, car n'importe quel homme vous dira, c'est sa vie et sans lui il n'aurait aucun but. Tandis qu'une construction long de semaine peut être inconfortable pour n'avoir rien où il y avait par le passé quelque chose très importante sera simplement unbearable.
Ainsi veuillez, ne découpez pas le pénis de Mozart.
Respect,
[Your Name]
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Don't forget to tell your friends to mail the zoo and save a penis!
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24 Jan 2007, 12:34
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
You want GD to join you in your ignorant quest to piss off zoo-keepers and vets in a foreign country just because the idea of an operation on an animal threatens your manhood.
I see ...
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24 Jan 2007, 12:36
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
I think someone's been watching a bit too much brasseye.
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24 Jan 2007, 13:32
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
Does planetarium mean the same in French as in English and if so why does the zoo feel they should encroach on Physics territory
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24 Jan 2007, 13:46
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
Why do you people insist on copying the french part? Antwerp is in the flemish part in belgium, and everybody in flanders knows english far better than french.
Reminds me of the film "In Bruges" with Colin Farrel and Ralph Fiennes, where they're using french lingual actors to play the "locals".
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24 Jan 2007, 14:26
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
get it in dutch and the zookeepers might actually understand what it says in the mail.
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24 Jan 2007, 14:43
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I am an idiot
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharur
Why do you people insist on copying the french part? Antwerp is in the flemish part in belgium, and everybody in flanders knows english far better than french.
Reminds me of the film "In Bruges" with Colin Farrel and Ralph Fiennes, where they're using french lingual actors to play the "locals".
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Because I am an ignorant racist brit and assumes jonny foreigner hasn't had the decency to learn my language.
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24 Jan 2007, 14:47
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
Geachte Heer/Mevrouw
Ik schrijf deze brief naar aanleiding van uw zieke plan om de penis van een dier in nood af te hakken.
Ik begrijp dat u vindt dat Iguanas minder last van een geamputeerde penis hebben, en dat het uw zorglast zal verlichten. Maar een penis amputeren is nooit een goede optie. U kunt dit het arme dier niet aandoen. U kunt uzelf niet toestaan om mee te doen aan deze wreedheden. Ik kan u verzekeren dat het ook de reputatie van uw dierentuin niet ten goede zal komen.
Zie alstublieft af van uw plan om Mozart zijn penis af te hakken.
Hoogachtend,
[name]
Something like that?
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24 Jan 2007, 14:48
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Clerk
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrashTester
Because I am an ignorant racist
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Sodium pentothal flashback?
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24 Jan 2007, 15:16
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Mathamagician
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alessio
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sums it up i think
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24 Jan 2007, 17:04
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
dutch looks sooooo cute
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24 Jan 2007, 17:35
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
Quote:
Originally Posted by vampire_lestat
sums it up i think
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That's what got Mozart into trouble in the first place.
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24 Jan 2007, 17:48
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
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Originally Posted by Green Iguana Society Glossary of Terms*
Hemipenes (singular = hemipenis) - A male iguana's copulatory organs. Males do not have a single penis, but rather two hemipenes, that deliver sperm to the female's body during copulation. Hemipenes are often seen protruding from the vent (see below) during or after mating or other sexual activity. Hemipenes may also be visible during defecation, and may occasionally remain outside the body in what is known as a prolapse (see below). To see a photo of hemipenes, visit our Breeding Season Issues or Anatomy pages.
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So surely having one removed means he has one left to do the business?
* Source.
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24 Jan 2007, 18:15
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I am an idiot
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
c'mon man, he may have another one he can call upon but if you were born with 2 fully functional willies it's still not reasonable to have one cut off just because it's doing what nature intended and producing a rather impressive boner!
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24 Jan 2007, 18:17
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Jazz Man
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
But a week?
I'm not sure, if I new I had another one in reserve I might consider removal after a week long boner. I mean, poor chap probably can barely walk by now.
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24 Jan 2007, 18:18
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Lucky
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
the Antwerp zoo is . i highly recommend it. i won't be joining in on this action though. :/
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24 Jan 2007, 18:44
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
dont them lizards regenerate anyways ? or is it just tail...
imo, no to animal cruelty.
But what has to be done has to be done for the better of the animal (lizard even). If he can live just fine with his willie(s?) erect, then let him. If it threatens his life, then operation is a must. If its aesthetically not pleasing to viewers, they (viewers in the zoo) deserve their willie cut off...
all in all tho, i know many more people, including some on these boards, that deserve to be cut off from reproduction acticities much more then some lizard... and it hasnt been done still. so go figgure :/
bring on the neg rep !
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24 Jan 2007, 20:00
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
To Mozart I extend my deepest symphonies.
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24 Jan 2007, 20:36
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
Why don't they just try to get the poor bastard to mate again, in the hopes that getting his rocks off again will do the trick.
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24 Jan 2007, 20:41
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
Or they could just send for Rebecca Loos.
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25 Jan 2007, 10:13
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
If the courts have to step in to fix this then they'll be serving an interdict.
Interdicked woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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25 Jan 2007, 10:17
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
Quote:
Originally Posted by pablissimo
If the courts have to step in to fix this then they'll be serving an interdict.
Interdicked woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Would House be so rude and immature about the mating habits of the iguana?
Ok, yes, yes he would.
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25 Jan 2007, 20:47
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Doh!
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
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Or they could just send for Rebecca Loos.
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better still show the poor lil fella pictures of a neked Jade Goody, that will make him throw up in buckets.
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26 Jan 2007, 01:37
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
Belgianese are psychos.
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26 Jan 2007, 01:50
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
If I sign my name (Fleming) what happens if some filthy waloon twat sees the name and chops away in spite?
Too risky for Mozart.
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26 Jan 2007, 08:35
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
they're cutting it off tomorrow
apparently it's all festering and stuff (nice mental image, isn't it).. and the risk of it festering inside is too big :/
Last edited by Sharur; 26 Jan 2007 at 13:32.
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26 Jan 2007, 18:00
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Re: Help save Mozarts penis.
Quote:
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