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Unread 19 Sep 2005, 10:00   #1
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It is Official

I am going mental.

Trying to put my debit card into the railway turnstiles and buy groceries with my travel card.

Man, being mental sucks!
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Unread 19 Sep 2005, 10:21   #2
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Re: It is Official

I lost my wallet the other day.

Walked out into the hall.

Picket up the phone.

Its a shame I couldn't remember the wallet's phone number to call it .

Are you exceptionally tired at the moment CT? Thats my excuse.
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Unread 19 Sep 2005, 10:49   #3
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I once tried to get money out of a cash machine with my Trinity buttery card (effectively a College membership card).

At least I have the excuse of extreme drunkenness, though.

And no one was looking at the time.
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Re: It is Official

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Are you exceptionally tired at the moment CT? Thats my excuse.
Seeing as you mention it, yes I suppose I am. Been doing a lot of manual labour recently and I am tired to the bone. Literally.

Do you think that is the cause of my failing mind?
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Unread 19 Sep 2005, 12:05   #5
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I put a full cup of coffee in the bin a few nights ago (~4am) instead of the empty coffee jar. :/
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Re: It is Official

CT:

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Unread 19 Sep 2005, 20:04   #8
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Re: It is Official

Once, when cooking something in a saucepan and simultaneously boiling water in a kettle, I picked both up and left the saucepan where the kettle should be and the kettle on the hob.

After a couple of seconds I realised my mistake, which was pointed out most poignantly as the base of the kettle burst into flames.
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Once, when cooking something in a saucepan and simultaneously boiling water in a kettle, I picked both up and left the saucepan where the kettle should be and the kettle on the hob.

After a couple of seconds I realised my mistake, which was pointed out most poignantly as the base of the kettle burst into flames.
First post in this thread thats actually made me laugh.

Things which explode/go on fire by accident are usually very amusing.

The Twin Towers for example. Or a London Tube Train. Maybe even a good old red London bus.

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Re: It is Official

I once put my uni-card in a cash machine, and only noticed when it told me it was going to charge me to make a withdrawal...it let me enter my PIN, then choose to get cash without even querying anything :|
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Re: It is Official

I once put my penis into another man's bottom by accident instead of my girlfriend's vagina!

Oh how we did laugh!
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Re: It is Official

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I once put my penis into another man's bottom by accident instead of my girlfriend's vagina!

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I once put my penis into another man's bottom by accident instead of my girlfriend's vagina!

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O-k.

I thought it was your gf's anus?
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Re: It is Official

I watched my cousin light a cigarette today with a match while talking on the phone, wave out the flame then throw away his phone.
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I put water in a glass of milk the other day (thinking it was squash, I reckon). Tasted pretty shit.

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A couple of months ago i forgot you needed to put your travel card through the barriers at the Underground.

I was stopped rather abruptly at groin/waist height.

DAMN CAPITALISTS!
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As a couple of recent examples, I've attempted to extract money from the cash machine using my house keys, only realising when they wouldn't fit in the slot.. sadley I've actually done this twice.

Also at work the phone was ringing, but instead I attempted to pickup the tape dispenser and answer it.

you wonder why you do these stupud things sometimes.
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I am going mental.

Trying to put my debit card into the railway turnstiles and buy groceries with my travel card.

Man, being mental sucks!
I just stormed through the house looking for my garage key. Cursed my roommates for possibly having lost it...ripped through my drawers, pack, and furniture...

...in defeat, I reached into my pajama pockets to grab a smoke and think about where it might be...

Bloody hell, right in my pocket...folded up in my pouch of tobacco.
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At my age, the really unusual thing is when I go through an entire day without doing something indicating I am losing my mind.
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Oh yeah, the other day I was over talking to a guy at work and as I leant on his desk to look at something on his screen he flapped about a bit and told me to mind his glasses and not lean on them. We both looked at where I was leaning and there were no glasses!

He had them on
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I watched my cousin light a cigarette today with a match while talking on the phone, wave out the flame then throw away his phone.

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Oh yeah, the other day I was over talking to a guy at work and as I leant on his desk to look at something on his screen he flapped about a bit and told me to mind his glasses and not lean on them. We both looked at where I was leaning and there were no glasses!

He had them on
Try looking for your glasses whilst wearing them. I`ve done that before. It takes ages trying to find them.
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I put 20 pence in the coke machine yesterday then complained to the internal tech guy's that the coffee machine wasn't giving me my coffee and had taken my money.

Thank god I'm moving away.
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That is quite funny
Agreed.

In fact, the whole thread has turned into a right hoot
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I put 20 pence in the coke machine yesterday then complained to the internal tech guy's that the coffee machine wasn't giving me my coffee and had taken my money.

Thank god I'm moving away.
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In fact, the whole thread has turned into a right hoot
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Re: It is Official

A few years ago, one of my then lecturers (we used to call him "Grand dad" because of his age, maner, forgetfullness and generally likeable "fuddy duddiness", the girls loved him) took his two grandsons out shopping in the car one day; to some large out of town complex whos name I now forget. He leaves the kids in the car, and goes and does the shopping. After shopping he leaves the building and takes the train home. It`s only when he gets home, everyone asks "Where are the kids?"
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