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15 Aug 2005, 13:36
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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This is bizzare.
There's a kid sitting next to me.
He keeps on making a 'beugh' noise in the back of his throat every few seconds. It's kind of like the noise a rutting tortoise makes.
I have no idea what this noise is. He looks perfectly healthy.
I am seriously losing patience here. I feel like turning to him and saying 'Do you have a medical condition, or do you just need a cough sweet? Or are you merely a spastic?'
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15 Aug 2005, 13:41
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1up on you
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
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Re: This is bizzare.
When reading this I coughed.
But seriously offer him some water or something, or ask him if he wants a tissue, embarras him so much he feels compelled to leave, or come onto him?
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15 Aug 2005, 13:42
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Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
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Re: This is bizzare.
Maybe it's the hayfever and he's coughing to remove the itch from his throat.
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15 Aug 2005, 13:44
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Re: This is bizzare.
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
There's a kid sitting next to me.
He keeps on making a 'beugh' noise in the back of his throat every few seconds. It's kind of like the noise a rutting tortoise makes.
I have no idea what this noise is. He looks perfectly healthy.
I am seriously losing patience here. I feel like turning to him and saying 'Do you have a medical condition, or do you just need a cough sweet? Or are you merely a spastic?'
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Maybe its his body rejecting the semen you injected into his gullet 10 minutes prior.
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15 Aug 2005, 13:44
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Re: This is bizzare.
Its cum in the back of his throat, obviously. You should learn to tolerate gays a little more.
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15 Aug 2005, 13:45
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Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London
Posts: 5,406
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Re: This is bizzare.
tell him im coming to get him, the little ****.
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15 Aug 2005, 13:50
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: This is bizzare.
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Maybe it's the hayfever and he's coughing to remove the itch from his throat.
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I've had hayfever, and it's nothing like it. He's making this noise literally every two seconds, and he coughs about every three minutes or so. It's slowly driving me mad.
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15 Aug 2005, 13:56
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Cwmbru
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Re: This is bizzare.
Tell him the last time you heard a noise like that was just before your late Mother/Aunt/Grand Father/Whoever visited the doctor and was diagnosed with throat cancer and that he should get it checked incely.
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15 Aug 2005, 14:00
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: This is bizzare.
He's gone now, thank Christ.
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15 Aug 2005, 14:48
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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Re: This is bizzare.
I do get what you mean though. Sometimes someones cough or whatever is too annoying to bear.
The way my dad drinks a glass of coke, for example, is unbearably annoying
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15 Aug 2005, 14:50
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: This is bizzare.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
There's a kid sitting next to me.
He keeps on making a 'beugh' noise in the back of his throat every few seconds. It's kind of like the noise a rutting tortoise makes.
I have no idea what this noise is. He looks perfectly healthy.
I am seriously losing patience here. I feel like turning to him and saying 'Do you have a medical condition, or do you just need a cough sweet? Or are you merely a spastic?'
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Take your cock out of his mouth and let him breathe, im sure he will be back to normal in no time.
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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15 Aug 2005, 16:52
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: This is bizzare.
He only looked about nine or so. And I'm not a paedo.
His mother was fairly fit. Christ knows what zoo animal she was shagging nine months before she gave birth to the child.
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15 Aug 2005, 17:36
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Insomniac
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 3,583
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Re: This is bizzare.
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Maybe it's the hayfever and he's coughing to remove the itch from his throat.
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its a right bugger when it itches isnt it
damn near impossible to stop
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15 Aug 2005, 19:02
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USS Oklahoma
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,500
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Re: This is bizzare.
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Originally Posted by Deffeh
The way my dad drinks a glass of coke, for example, is unbearably annoying
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How does your dad drink a coke? Does he use straws up his nostrils? Does he belch after every sip? Really, I am curious to know.
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15 Aug 2005, 19:19
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King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
Posts: 3,331
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Re: This is bizzare.
I was in a waiting room today and for over half an hour there was a guy in the corner talking to himself about Jesus. He looked quite normal except for his ramblings. Those of us in the room were quite releaved when he left.
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15 Aug 2005, 19:27
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: London
Posts: 3,347
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Re: This is bizzare.
Are you sure you weren't in a church?
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15 Aug 2005, 19:57
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Guest
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Re: This is bizzare.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deffeh
The way my dad drinks a glass of coke, for example, is unbearably annoying
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Yeah, I also find it annoying when people drink coke whilest teasing their arse with a butt plug.
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