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2 Mar 2004, 16:08
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Vermin Supreme
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A Dr. Suess Thread
If I'm not mistaken, he was born March second 1904 (exactly 100 years ago today).
And, as THE GREATEST AUTHOR OF THE 20TH CENTURY, he clearly deserves his own thread.
Quality stuff like "did I ever tell you how lucky you are" and "the Lorax" and "on beyond zebra" (my old math professor used to use characters from that. he was ).
And how fortunate you’re not Professor de Breeze
who has spent the past thirty-two years, if you please,
Trying to teach Irish ducks how to read Jivvanese.
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2 Mar 2004, 16:10
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NEWSBOT
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Re: A Dr. Suess Thread
what
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2 Mar 2004, 16:15
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overtired
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Re: A Dr. Suess Thread
we should post in that style, we should post in this thread,
we should post like he would, typing things like he said.
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2 Mar 2004, 17:14
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: A Dr. Suess Thread
Making poetry all day, by the wave of my hand.
On second thoughts, close thread. The user gets banned.
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2 Mar 2004, 18:43
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Re: A Dr. Suess Thread
I do not like 'green threads of spam. I do not like them, spam I am.
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3 Mar 2004, 06:53
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the merciless
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Re: A Dr. Suess Thread
Dr Seuss was to psychology what Dr Atkins is to dieting and what they both are to good reading material....
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<Jassy> i can get him glined
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<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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3 Mar 2004, 07:13
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: A Dr. Suess Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evergreen
Dr Seuss was to psychology what Dr Atkins is to dieting and what they both are to good reading material....
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What does Dr. Seuss have to do with psychology?
P.S. Respect to anyone who can read Fox in Socks out loud with no mistakes.
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3 Mar 2004, 07:17
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the merciless
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Re: A Dr. Suess Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tactitus
What does Dr. Seuss have to do with psychology?
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I pity you the most.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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3 Mar 2004, 07:42
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: A Dr. Suess Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evergreen
Dr Seuss was to psychology what Dr Atkins is to dieting and what they both are to good reading material....
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I didn't recall The Cat in the Hat being particularly dangerous, but then you came from a rougher area than I did.
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3 Mar 2004, 14:46
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Lurker
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Re: A Dr. Suess Thread
Ah, The Cat in the Hat was full of dangerous Freudian subtext.
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3 Mar 2004, 14:58
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Gone
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Re: A Dr. Suess Thread
This thread is too Jewish.
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3 Mar 2004, 16:29
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overtired
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Re: A Dr. Suess Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr.Seuss in "Fox in Sox"
Please, sir. I don’t like this trick, sir. My tongue isn’t quick or slick, sir. I get all those ticks and clocks, sir, mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir. I can’t do it, Mr. Fox, sir.
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Something you're not telling us, MrL?
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3 Mar 2004, 17:08
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: A Dr. Suess Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1-X
Something you're not telling us, MrL?
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Are you trying to formulate subtle mocks?
If not, I have to say that I do wear socks.
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