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12 Feb 2006, 23:56
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Has Soup On His Head
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Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
(hate this ****ing new URL system)
( http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4707354.stm )
Crackshot Cheney strikes again!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
Last edited by Kurashima; 13 Feb 2006 at 01:27.
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12 Feb 2006, 23:58
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cynic
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
edit your link, its got an extra http:// in
EDIT: also, lol
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13 Feb 2006, 00:04
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1up on you
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
"Friendly Fire"
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13 Feb 2006, 01:53
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Evil inside
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
Now that he have shown that he can pull the trigger, he should be sent to Iraq!
Put him in the front line, somewhere in the sunni-dominated areas north of Bagdad. Like Ramadi.
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13 Feb 2006, 01:57
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
What a jackass. Sadly it's of no political consequence.
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13 Feb 2006, 02:46
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Klaatu barada nikto
Join Date: Mar 2000
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
Hunting with Dick Cheney or a car ride with Ted Kennedy? :/
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13 Feb 2006, 03:13
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tactitus
Hunting with Dick Cheney or a car ride with Ted Kennedy? :/
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Cheneys victim didn't die....(yet)
Cue one cruise missile strike to finish the job.
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I came, I saw, I shouldn't mix pleasure with carpentry.
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13 Feb 2006, 05:06
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Tilting at windmills
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
GD Headline:
Vice President Dick Cheney shoots man in face with bullets not cum.
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13 Feb 2006, 05:26
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BlueTuba
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
Proves his good record at bloodsports, I suppose.
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13 Feb 2006, 12:33
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Anal Crumb
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
The covey flushed and the vice-president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by God, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good," she said
This is something that happens from time to time. You know, I've been peppered pretty well myself," she said.
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13 Feb 2006, 12:37
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Registered User
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Location: South Pacific
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
canned hunts like that one are a bit pathetic really.
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ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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13 Feb 2006, 13:11
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Slap Machine
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
cl_friendlyfire 1
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13 Feb 2006, 13:12
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Ajaj Kapten!
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
"A few firearms have never harmed anyone"
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13 Feb 2006, 13:46
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nomen est omen
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
I wonder how much compensation Cheney will have to pay out. I guess he must be insured.
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13 Feb 2006, 19:55
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Location: Éire
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
There is an investigation by the local sherrifs department, clearly that won't go anywhere. Though having the Vice President owe you a favour for shooting you in the face might come in handy.
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14 Feb 2006, 20:52
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nomen est omen
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
Things maybe getting worse http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/...ney/index.html. The guy must have really have been "peppered!"
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15 Feb 2006, 21:40
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
Cheney has a news conference tonight to speak on the events that have unfolded.
Suffice to say, he aint gonna say shit except "Sorry".
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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15 Feb 2006, 21:42
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Tucson, Arizona
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Cheney has a news conference tonight to speak on the events that have unfolded.
Suffice to say, he aint gonna say shit except "Sorry".
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Well he needs to not only say sorry about the shooting, but about not telling anyone for a day about it, and then lying about it while trying to cover up why he didn't talk about it.
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15 Feb 2006, 22:19
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Non directed and witty
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
Did he call claims direct?
Its no win, no fee..
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I've won 4 rounds.
I'm kinda a big deal.
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15 Feb 2006, 21:40
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Tucson, Arizona
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Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nantoz
yadyaydyada...
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Is that from the Onion? I cba to look.
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