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2 Feb 2005, 18:40
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Born Sinful
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****ing chavs
One of them just thumped my dad at the petrol station, nicked the keys out of his hand while he was winded and stole his car.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!
A police car shot past about 1 minute after I arrived to pick him up (about 7 minutes after it was nicked) as we were driving back, so hopefully the git ploughed it into a tree.
I hate chavs.
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2 Feb 2005, 19:07
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: ****ing chavs
Didn't the dumb inbred f'ker know that most petrol stations have cameras ?
Might be a bit quicker to catch him than a photofit of some short haired twat wearing a Burbery cap, what with there being thousands of teh buggers.
~Vaio~
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2 Feb 2005, 19:30
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: ****ing chavs
The Tesco's where i used to work only had internal (inside the kiosk) cameras. The ones on the forecourt were 'fake'.
Hope for yours and your dad's sake that the cameras on the forecourt were switched on.
Chavs should be shot on sight as a rule.
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2 Feb 2005, 19:59
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Re: ****ing chavs
What/who are Chavs?
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2 Feb 2005, 20:24
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Re: ****ing chavs
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chav&r=f
http://www.chavscum.com/
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1. chav
Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.
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2 Feb 2005, 20:55
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Gone
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Re: ****ing chavs
That's crappy.
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3 Feb 2005, 00:46
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cynic
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Re: ****ing chavs
that is indeed fairly shit
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3 Feb 2005, 01:27
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Happy
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Re: ****ing chavs
that sucks megla
i hope your dad gets his car back.. unharmed.
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3 Feb 2005, 12:05
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Re: ****ing chavs
i hate the scums...on my way to work i pass the Magistrates court in Aycliffe Co. Durham and this morning there was 5 charvs (obv waiting for sentencing or whatever) and it made me smile..
i say we start a mass culling of them BSE style
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3 Feb 2005, 12:20
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by Mek
i hate the scums...on my way to work i pass the Magistrates court in Aycliffe Co. Durham and this morning there was 5 charvs (obv waiting for sentencing or whatever) and it made me smile..
i say we start a mass culling of them BSE style
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Won't happen, apparently they are close enough to being human to have rights.
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3 Feb 2005, 12:46
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Made of Twigs
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by Vaio
Won't happen, apparently they are close enough to being human to have rights.
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Says who? Liberty?
Anyway, if that's the case we'll just have to start a vigilante group. Who's in?
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3 Feb 2005, 12:47
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Lonely analytic
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Re: ****ing chavs
There´s an easy solution. Just vote tory and they´ll fix it for you.
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3 Feb 2005, 12:58
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InSomniac
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by xtrasyn
There´s an easy solution. Just vote tory and they´ll fix it for you.
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if torys could actually implement a "kill chavs on sight" policy i would definately vote for them!
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3 Feb 2005, 13:02
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Lonely analytic
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Re: ****ing chavs
Then do. There´s no calmer chav than a hungry one with no education or social security.
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3 Feb 2005, 13:23
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Clerk
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by xtrasyn
There´s an easy solution. Just vote tory and they´ll fix it for you.
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Why do you think the modern underclass exists in Britain?
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3 Feb 2005, 13:28
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Next goal wins!
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Re: ****ing chavs
i hate the way the media have taken the word 'chav' and now all the other superior words like 'scally' are being forced out
damn corporations, or something.
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3 Feb 2005, 13:31
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Lonely analytic
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Why do you think the modern underclass exists in Britain?
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Because the socialists are too afraid to punch the life out of someone for who and what they are.
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3 Feb 2005, 16:26
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Made of Twigs
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
i hate the way the media have taken the word 'chav' and now all the other superior words like 'scally' are being forced out
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Chav is a far superior word to "scally" or "towny".
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3 Feb 2005, 16:29
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Re: ****ing chavs
I just use the word scum
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3 Feb 2005, 16:36
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Gone
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by xtrasyn
Because the socialists are too afraid to punch the life out of someone for who and what they are.
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Yeah, Tony Blair and Charles Clarke are probably something approaching hippies when it comes to law and order. Even Dante would be tougher on 'em.
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3 Feb 2005, 16:38
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: ****ing chavs
I have an easy solution.
Don't drive.
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3 Feb 2005, 16:40
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I have an easy solution.
Don't drive.
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Well he can't anymore can he? Way to rub salt into the wounds.
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3 Feb 2005, 16:41
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the Sacred Pervert
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Re: ****ing chavs
****ing chavs - maybe you guys can collect them and put them into concentration camps so that they'll be isolated
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3 Feb 2005, 17:17
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: ****ing chavs
the cornflake girl herself.. i love tori - she keeps me sane when in a very violent mood
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3 Feb 2005, 17:33
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Lonely analytic
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Yeah, Tony Blair and Charles Clarke are probably something approaching hippies when it comes to law and order. Even Dante would be tougher on 'em.
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Must mark this in my little book.
05/02/03
Dear Diary,
Today MM agreed with me! I read it twice, but there is NO IRONY! Maybe I don´t have to go to social reform school after all! I am so relieved.
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4 Feb 2005, 00:50
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Dirte
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Re: ****ing chavs
But for serious, they might seem like assholes, but maybe it's a reason for them being the way they are?
Would it not, prehaps, be better to attack a system/state/socialorder that makes people the assholes they are, instead of focusing on the ones that have problems?
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4 Feb 2005, 01:01
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Clerk
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by Snurx
But for serious, they might seem like assholes, but maybe it's a reason for them being the way they are?
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That's crazy anarchist talk Snurx. It's much easier for people to vote for conservative parties which claim they will "get tough" and then only create more and more problems (cutting social programs, ****ing up the education system even more, etc).
That way when these same voters are middle class people are living in their compounds, frightened to let their kids play outside because the poor or brown people will beat them up they'll wonder to themselves where it all went wrong.
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4 Feb 2005, 09:59
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I am.
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by xtrasyn
Today MM agreed with me! I read it twice, but there is NO IRONY!
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read it again.
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4 Feb 2005, 10:06
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
That's just how it starts. First they came for the Chav's and you did nothing, then the netgamers gallery's and still you said nothing, then for Role playing forums etc etc
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Who would really miss role players ? Besides, they only last a generation anyway.
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4 Feb 2005, 10:23
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
That's what Hitler said.
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Who knew that Hitlers invasion of Poland was sparked by a post in the RP forum of the 3rd Rich claiming that "all your Sudentland are belong to teh Poles! lol fag".
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4 Feb 2005, 11:17
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Last Of The Soul Reaver
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by melandron
I just use the word scum
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Tend to use the word Rudeboi.... Or T*at
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4 Feb 2005, 12:38
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Yes but he got his own back by altering all the maps so that Poland said "Pwned U n00bs".
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Then kept his ships above "Pwned U n00bs" to fleet catch the defenders. Hacked Poland and sent its fleets to attack Czecheslovakia. Man he was evil.
(Isn't learning fun?)
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5 Feb 2005, 02:00
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
That's just how it starts. First they came for the Chav's and you did nothing, then the netgamers gallery's and still you said nothing, then for Role playing forums etc etc
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segregation baby!! waahoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
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5 Feb 2005, 16:56
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cynic
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Re: ****ing chavs
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
That's just how it starts. First they came for the Chav's and you did nothing, then the netgamers gallery's and still you said nothing, then for Role playing forums etc etc
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and then they came for GD, and got very confused, and got caught up in an argument about the existence of god, and, um, yeah, well, GD suxx anyway why would we want it????
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5 Feb 2005, 17:02
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Re: ****ing chavs
As my dear mother said to me once "causality isn't an excuse to be a criminal".
Of course at the time we were evading tax to the tune of eight hundred thousand pounds but I think the main point remains. Whatever that is...
PS Sorry to hear about your dad's trouble megla. Give him GD's best wishes <3
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5 Feb 2005, 17:08
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: ****ing chavs
I'm going to kill negroes and blame the BNP.
edit dante loves the poor lol
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5 Feb 2005, 18:00
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Re: ****ing chavs
any news megla ?
did you get the car back
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5 Feb 2005, 19:53
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Clerk
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Re: ****ing chavs
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edit dante loves the poor lol
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Of course I do, you buffoon.
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5 Feb 2005, 19:58
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Banned
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Re: ****ing chavs
Wouldn't it be great if dante turned out to be totally corrupt in his housing allocation job whatever the **** it is but instead of asking for money off people he just had sex with their 15 year daughters.
He'd move up a notch in my book
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5 Feb 2005, 20:00
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I am.
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Re: ****ing chavs
dante get your authority to build more bail hostels.
i keep needing them.
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5 Feb 2005, 20:34
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cynic
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Re: ****ing chavs
so, yahwe, seriously, what kind of cases do you deal with then?
and are you like, a junior partner in a firm or anything, or still someones skivvy (underling)
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5 Feb 2005, 23:42
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Born Sinful
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by Phil^
any news megla ?
did you get the car back
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No sign of the car. Grrr.
Which means the insurance will have to grudgingly part with their cash, which knowing the insurance business may take a while. At least they gave him a car to be getting along with in the meantime.
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5 Feb 2005, 23:47
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I am.
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Re: ****ing chavs
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Originally Posted by meglamaniac
No sign of the car. Grrr.
Which means the insurance will have to grudgingly part with their cash, which knowing the insurance business may take a while. At least they gave him a car to be getting along with in the meantime.
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so no harm done.
god bless that 'not guilty' chav.
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