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Unread 18 Sep 2003, 04:55   #1
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man, this bugs me

and some of you may have experienced it as well. (whay are all the good women/men always taken)

You see, I've been single for a bit over 5 years (bad, screwed up 1 1/2 year relationship), and it kinda turned me off dating(that's why I've been single for so long...duh). It's not that I don't want a girlfriend, it's just that I'm not looking...if one came along I certainly wouldn't turn and run....

So, anyways, I finally meet this 'fit bird' at college a few weeks ago, and it turns out we're neighbours so we've been hanging out quite a bit at school and home. I can't help but think that I've finally found someone 'worthy' of dating...we get along so well, tons of things in common, same sense of humor, etc.. and I really wanted to attempt persue something with her....but, I found out today that she has a boyfriend(only been together 5 months tho), but she's starting to doubt him(they don't have a whole lot in common, and he's apparently too nice), and she doesn't know if she wants to stay with him or persure another "more compatable" relationship, to which she smiled and winked at me. Then she went on to ask my advice, and I really didn't know what to say other than 'oooooh, that's a tough one'.

So, my question to you, the oh so genious populous of GD, what the **** do I do?
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Unread 18 Sep 2003, 05:18   #2
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i reckon she wants an extra large portion of dilly_d, so just dont do anything to **** it up as it appears you are already 'working your magic'.
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Unread 18 Sep 2003, 05:22   #3
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Oh for the love of christ, just take her own words and agree with them that she might need a more compatible relationship. That way she'll be the one in every way that came up with it and all you did is reinforce her opinion, at the same time you are confirming that you are interested in her, because, that is the question really that she asked. She just asked you 'should I break up with my boyfriend' and you have to read between the girly lines and see 'do you think we should give it a go'. Say it sincerely and don't spend too much time on the subject.

By the way, you're an idiot for needing a thread for this on GD, if she finds out she'll dump you so fast.
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Unread 18 Sep 2003, 07:52   #4
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And if you do go out with her make sure you treat her like **** cos she doesn't like nice guys apparently.
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Unread 18 Sep 2003, 09:09   #5
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You'll end up with a compatible slut. I refer you to one of the main laws of relationships aswell as the 10 commandments: THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOURS ETC. Not for a second should you believe she would not go shopping if she ends up in a relationship with you. Well done.
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Unread 18 Sep 2003, 12:31   #6
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I see everyone is getting well practiced at handing out the relationship advice...
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Unread 18 Sep 2003, 12:45   #7
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fs just get her to dump the other boyfriend and slip her a length.
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Re: man, this bugs me

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So, my question to you, the oh so genious populous of GD, what the **** do I do?
oooooh, that's a tough one
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Unread 18 Sep 2003, 16:53   #11
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Re: man, this bugs me

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...I've been single for a bit over 5 years...

...if one came along I certainly wouldn't turn and run....

...I finally meet this 'fit bird' at college...

...we get along so well, tons of things in common, same sense of humor, etc...

...but she's starting to doubt him...

...she smiled and winked at me...


So, my question to you, the oh so genious populous of GD, what the **** do I do?
I suggest you read your own post and figure it out yourself, Einstein.
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Unread 18 Sep 2003, 20:26   #13
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Re: Re: man, this bugs me

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I suggest you read your own post and figure it out yourself, Einstein.
it's nice to see that we have such helpful, wise old men around to dish out the advice
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Unread 18 Sep 2003, 23:35   #14
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Erm

That little "persue more compatable relationship" with the wink was a TEST.

Women do this alot...its too see if you want a relationship too

You should have said "YES!DO IT WOMAN!NOW!BREAK UP NOW!Heres a phone"

So now you've got to make it quite clear your looking to slip her some sausage!

Or she may misinterprate or just not dump him cause she's unsure what you want to do!
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i say, meet the guy and say u hate him 2..
then she will agree.. and dump him and date u.,
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Re: Re: Re: man, this bugs me

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it's nice to see that we have such helpful, wise old men around to dish out the advice
He's only bitter because he thought he was Jesus's father until the lab tests came back.
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Unread 19 Sep 2003, 05:24   #18
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i say, meet the guy and say u hate him 2..
then she will agree.. and dump him and date u.,
well, she doesn't hate him....she's just not sure if she's in the right relationship, and I don't want to be the as*hole that gets them to split up so I can date her, that's just not my thing. But, at the same time...I think she wants to date me...so would I really be an as*hole if I got them to break up so her and I can get together?
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Unread 19 Sep 2003, 05:55   #19
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on second thought.. if she's 'confused' now.. i'd be worried about her being 'confused' later :\

i mean come on. you either know it's going to work, or it isn't.
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