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Unread 19 Jul 2003, 11:21   #1
Gir
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The Return of the Food Joint

~-=Flashback=-~
A couple years ago, the young teenager known to many as Dark Dave, or just DD to his friends, walked off into the wilderness and has not been seen since. His only business venture, Daves Fast Fd Joint has long since fallen into disuse, windows barred up, doors padlocked up. The building isnt put on the market, and no-one has interest in it. The building is not touched.

{[Modern Day]}

*It is a summers day, early in the morning. The FFJ sits there, as it has for the past 2 years. Then a figure emerges from the fog. If anyone was there to see him, they might not have recognised him. It is Dark Dave, he has returned after being away in the wilderness of the universe. He walks over to the padlocked doors and breaks the lock using his hands. Nothing special, the lock was rusted anyway. He pushes open the doors, and the smell of must hits him in the face*

Its good to be home.

*He picks up a mop and begins cleaning the place up*
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Unread 19 Jul 2003, 13:17   #2
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*lestat walks in to the joint*
wow, its just like it always was .
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Unread 19 Jul 2003, 14:41   #3
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LH teleports in

*PoP*

Oh.....no..... Not again......

SPLASH

Dagnabit hunk of useless junk......

LH walks out of the Kitchens where she has just teleported into the Washing up sink.

Ahem.....any chance of a towel
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Unread 19 Jul 2003, 19:58   #4
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* Sauntering into the Fd joint comes KraKto$is8. *

"Dave, I don't think just a mop will fix everything here."

* KraK points at the broken windows and rotten food. *
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Unread 19 Jul 2003, 21:51   #5
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Tseia strolls in, twirling a cane, and slips over on the wet floor. Struggling upwards, he notices KraK.

Memories come flooding back... they'd had a fight last time they'd been here... KraK had won, just. Tseia had felt cheated. Perhaps...?

"Maybe later," Tseia thinks, as he sits down at a table.
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Unread 19 Jul 2003, 22:24   #6
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Wraith walks in, through a window, looking as though this is perfectly normal behaviour...
"WB Dave, good to see this place up and running again!"
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Unread 20 Jul 2003, 01:35   #7
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* Sits down beside Tseia. *

"You didn't have to lose. You could have temporally shifted events."

[ooc] this is in-character speak for "edited my post" [/ooc]

* Stands up, wanders off. Sits down near the window that Wraith entered through. *

"I'll make sure no vagabonds come in this way... heh."
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Unread 20 Jul 2003, 01:58   #8
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*Bakan walks on in, looking around at the damages, and goes to a nearby booth, wipes off the seat and sits down, looking out the window.*
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Unread 20 Jul 2003, 08:18   #9
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*Gal bounces in through the door*

Oops...sorry 'bout that. Want me to replace it for you?

*Gal picks up the pieces of the door and dump them in a bucket. They promptly disappear, replaced by a door that breaks the bucket. Gal glares at the bucket, then installs the new door*

Hey DD, nice to see this place back up again

*Gal takes out a duster from...well, somewhere. The dress doesn't have any pockets so she can't take it out of a pocket but nor does she seem to be wearing any form of bag...never mind. The point is, Gal begins dusting off everything, creating a nice mess on the floor for DD to mop up *

Oooh, the statuette's still here! Hey KraK, since you suggested it, you can fix it How's that for an idea
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Unread 20 Jul 2003, 10:59   #10
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Tseia looks outraged at KraK's suggestion of temporal shifting, and decides to definitely do something about him later. Standing up, he looks around for one of those paper-wrapped straws popular in fast food places.
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Unread 20 Jul 2003, 12:54   #11
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"Me? Fix the statuette?"

* Waves his hand. *

"But there's nothing wrong with it."

* And there isn't. The statuette appears in pristine condition, as good as new. *
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Unread 20 Jul 2003, 13:40   #12
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Tsiea, You better not be thinkin of making a mess with those straws, besides, I have hidden them I minute I realised you were heading this way.

Thanks for helping me clean the place up Gal, at least someone likes to help. If you get all that dust and sweep it down that hole in the floor, that would be great. It's a temporal hole warp thingy, and whatever goes down there doesnt come back, it gets teleported somewhere, havent found out yet.

*Gir sweeps the dust in the hole. It instantly teleports away. A second later, the dust appears above Bakan's head in the booth and lands on him*

Oops... Looks like we better get rid of that booth and put some kinda trash compacter thingy dispenser there. Erm... Gal could you dust Bakan of a bit. He looks... well... dusty.

LH, I think you may need more than a towel, that water is two years old... ewww!

Oh, while your at it, think someone could wash the dishes

*Gir continues to mop up the mess for a couple of hours, until finally, the Joint is clean! At last! The fruits of the labour are good! Now to sort a few things out!*

Right I need an interior designer! All this old stuff has to go!

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Unread 20 Jul 2003, 13:46   #13
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*Kama is on the scene

"Not too shabby, very nice indeed... oh, but you missed one..."

*Heading over to one of the booth windows, where the furniture is stained and all but one of the glass panes has been shattered. From the veritable array of destruction and rampant dusting, Kama incorrectly assumes they are on the destructive, and cheerily pokes through the remaining window pane from its framework.

"Here we go"
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Unread 20 Jul 2003, 14:11   #14
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No, Kama, I Thought of a total redesign, I want everything scrapped, And redesigned. This whole 80's fornica has got to go!

I want something more... morbid, lol.

And that does not mean kill some animals and leaving them lying around. I dont want the health officials round here.
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Unread 20 Jul 2003, 14:27   #15
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"Interesting... have you considered taxidermisty? Some plastic fruit mightn't go amiss either..."
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Unread 20 Jul 2003, 14:38   #16
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Erm... Kama, are you an official Interior Designer or are you tryin to be something your not o.O
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Unread 20 Jul 2003, 15:11   #17
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"Official... I'd should hope not. Official designers have to strut around in overly flash outfits and wears scarves and cravates in summer.

I'm just pouncing about and throwing a few a few outlandish suggestions into the pot... oh, oh I see what you mean..."
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Unread 20 Jul 2003, 17:56   #18
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Unread 20 Jul 2003, 22:32   #19
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*Gryffin wanders in, and looks around the Joint with Nostaligia in his eyes. He wanders over to DD, and bows.*

"I am Gryffin, and I was the Chef in the last incarnation of this place, just before it closed down last time. I admit that I wasn't quite as quick as Drake - he could beat me by a few milliseconds, but I think I should be quick enough."

*Gryffin smiles hopefully, hoping he will be offered the job.*
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Unread 21 Jul 2003, 04:38   #20
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*sits hunched up in a corner, duckingto avoid the celing*

"I hate you. I hate you all."

*grumble*

"I will find you drake.. .some day....."
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Unread 21 Jul 2003, 12:08   #21
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*Cyrax is here.

Quite how, nobody knows. Maybe he melted through the walls :ninja:
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Unread 21 Jul 2003, 12:41   #22
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*Gal dusts Bakan off and puts him in a different booth*

Not the statuette KraK, the windows! Fix the windows!

Oh, and you're welcome DD, but I feel it's only fair since I managed it for a while...

*Gal runs across the room and jumps onto KoL's shoulder, giving him a kiss on the cheek*

Nice to see you m'lovely.
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Unread 21 Jul 2003, 16:39   #23
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Tseia, disappointed at the lack of straws, walks into the kitchen and starts looking through the cupboards.
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Unread 21 Jul 2003, 19:39   #24
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Well Gal, your more than welcome to have your job back as 2nd in command for when I'm not around /ooc/ I wont be on everynight, I have to go see my girlfriend occasionly lol /ooc/

Gryf mate the job is yours!

KoL, cheer up dude!!! *Hands him a happy milkshake of supreme dilerious happyness* There you go

Tsiea, while ya there mate think ya could empty out hte cupboards and restock them with fresh food. Then I will give you straws. So many straws I will give.
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Unread 21 Jul 2003, 20:33   #25
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"Hmm. Lots of straws, you say?"

Tseia contemplates this for a second, then dashes off to the local store, returning with four heavy bags and six store attendants carrying yet more bags trailing behind him.

He puts the bags down and starts directing the attendants.

"Put that bag in that cupboard there, but mind the spider's web in the corner, that's history there, you know..."

He moves his arms about violently in directing and manages to hit someone entering the kitchen.
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Unread 21 Jul 2003, 20:59   #26
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*Gryffin smiles, puts on the classic white floppy hat, bows to Dave in thanks, and turns to walk into the kitchen when he is hit over the head by Tseia, and knocked clean out cold.*
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Verric walks in, whistling and wearing muddy overalls, his bright blur hair messy and sporting a liberal decorartion of leaves. He wears a small water tank on his back, and hose slung over an elbow. In front of him, he wheels potting mixture and an assortment of colourful cacti.
"Interior decorators, anyone? Cacti are all the rage, sunshines!"
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Unread 22 Jul 2003, 08:32   #29
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Ooh I'm a twic!

*Gal does the dance of twic-iness next to KoL, then goes back to snuggling*

Ehh...later, ok? I got somethin that's more important atm...

*Gal eyes KoL meaningfully*
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Not the statuette KraK, the windows! Fix the windows!
* KraK stares at GoL incredulously. *

"The windows? The windows? B-b-but it's art! Look at it, all primed up there, looking like... like a stunning representation of mankind's never-ending struggle against oppression, and, in a like manner, the Nrk'Esh and their power fight against the She'K. It's beautiful, baby, we can't 'fix' art."
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Glancing down at Gryffin, Tseia panics, and pushing the chef's hat over Gryffin's face to disguise him, attempts to hide in a cupboard. Cans spill everywhere, the store staff flee, screaming, and Tseia is left in a large puddle of baked beans.
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*Gryffin is revived by the cold sensation of baked beans ozzing past his ears, and he sits up with a squelch. He pulls the hat from his eyes, and walks over to the only cupboard he has ever seen learn to twitch. He pulls it open, and a large amount of baked beans and Tseia fall out and slide across the floor. Gryffin hauls Tseia to his feet, and hands him a mop.*

"Clean this up, will you? I need to go change."

*Gryffin dissappears out back, dripping beans from his back.*
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*Gal ignores KraK, continuing to stare at KoL. After a few moments (long enough for KoL to start feeling a tad uncomfortable) she comments*

You're too tall. I'm hurting my neck.

*Gal takes the easy way out and levitates herself up to KoL's eye level, continuing to stare*
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Tseia catches the mop, and starts pushing all the baked beans into a pile by the door. Unfortunately, this means that the next person to come through the door slips up on them.
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Unread 23 Jul 2003, 11:49   #36
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*After waiting for service for far too long, Cyrax realises this is a self-service place and wanders off to the kitchen passing something orange streaking by fast. He spots what obviously is an employee moping up. Thinking this is probably a posh place he puts on an outragous italin accent.

Uh, pardone, senior. Eu evec la food, bitte?
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Unread 23 Jul 2003, 15:22   #37
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"Spiacente, non parlo italiano," Tseia replies, and continues mopping insolently.
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*Gryffin reappears in a flash of white, and less than a second later has Cyrax's order on a tray, and held out for him.*

"Your meal, sir."

*Gryffin then picks up another tray in preparation for the next person, but as he lifts it he accidentally smacks Tseia over the head with it. This causes him to notice what Tseia is doing.*

"Now now, when you clear something up, you have to achually put it in the bin or take it away, not just sweep it into a pile. The health and safety lackeys will get us that way."
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* Sits down, tired. *

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KoL blinks.

"Well, Its not like I can will myself smaller. Whats gotten into you Gal?"
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*Gal sighs and sits on KoL's lap, leaning tiredly on him*

"Everything. Work, mother, Eru... It all seems too much sometimes. Mother keeps asking me to "come home", and Eru wants to teach me again, or something. I'd love to learn more, you can never learn enough, but...I couldn't leave you, and Eru would not allow someone who is not from the Singing Halls into His realm. And trying to keep the Refuge running, when it frankly isn't, and protecting it against all the officers who would attack...
It is all too much. Sometimes I wish I was not me, and then I remember all the things people have done for me and I feel guilty for thinking about it. I remember all the people who are dependent on me and the guilt weighs on my soul. Sometimes..."

*Gal stops speaking but doesn't seem to notice, simply staring into space. Time passes, and it is half an hour before she moves. Softly, the words barely reaching her own ears, she whispers*

"I feel so heavy..."

((A new experience! Depressed Gal! Now that could scare people... Before, she's been prosaic, unbearably hyper, and sort of middling normal... mm depression...wait, now i've depressed myself! Arrrghhhh!))
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*Gir notices Gal lookin upset, but decides to avoid her for now, she is with KoL, he should be able to look after her and cheer her up. If not, I can give her the Happy Milkshake of delirous Happyness.*

*Gir walks into the kitchen, and promtly slips on the beans. Just before he hits the floor, he stops in midair, hovers out of the way of the beans and lands on his feet*

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*Cyrax wanders back to his table with his food.

I'd fire that mop if I were you; it's obviously a bad influence.
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Tseia holds the mop possesively, and sweeps the baked beans under the bin. Lifting up is too much effort...
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*lestat wanders around in serch of the bar and, thus, a pint.*

"try stainless steel and glass, with some black walls! UV lights! Lava lamps! that should fit with the morbiditiy!!! now where's that damn bar"
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*Gryffin expertly lofts a burger in Krak's direction, and it lands perfectly right in front of him, on a napkin, in a box, with "DD Fast Fd" stamped on the lid. Just because it was fast didn't mean it had to have less skill than gourmet. Gryffin then turns to Lestat, and frowns.*

"Sir? This is a Fast Food Joint, not a pub."
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*Kama moves away from the design suggestions and the windows, catching the scene of freshly served burger, he decides he must have one

"One... er, one of what he's got that looks good, and a helping of the most over carbonated sugar drink you have in supply please."
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*Gir flings a burger in Kama's direction, quickly followed up by a carbonated drink of most carbonatedness. Then Gir looks around, and notices a door sayin Basement. He wonders to the door, and opens it. Its quite dark inside, so he grabs a flashlight and heads into the basement.*
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ooc// I suddenly noticed that I have a mop both in this thread and in Kifune Sushi... hmm... I think perhaps I got a bit confused...//ooc

Finishing his mopping, Tseia decides to sit down somewhere. Finding a convenient space on the kitchen work top, he sits down, and starts playing with a sugar bowl.
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*Imperial Commander David I, Sovereign of Emuton and Not Very Good With Numbers enters the Fast FD Joint (through the door, hopefully) and (through the open doorway, in fact) walks across the half dusty/sticky, half clean/slippery floor to the windows. While KraK marvels at the "art" David calls a window company on his cellular phone (after dialling the wrong number three times, being Not Very Good With Numbers) and some men with shaved heads but not shaved beards and gruff voices arrive in cheap shirts and torn jeans, and fit the windows while KraK is looking the other way. David gives them far too much money, having not got used to the strange decimalised monetary units on Earth.*
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