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This happened at work today.
- A very sexy girl at work tells me I'm fat around the abdomen
- The very same girl "accidentally" 'brushed' my bum.
- Throughout work, she wanted to 'feel' my rather "large" belly
Is she hitting on me? Do you think I should start losing the belly? I don't want to lose weight as I weigh 10 stones (which is average for my age).
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
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22 Nov 2004, 01:06
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Re: This happened at work today.
Ehm I don't know exactly but my first thought was she might be an attentionwhore who takes an easy target to fortify her ego. Yeah I am a negative creep like that deep inside me.
Also, I used to be a bit fat as well, I can tell you losing your fat will make you a lot more wanted by the ladies. Yes it's shallow, but so is life.
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22 Nov 2004, 01:08
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Re: This happened at work today.
I don't see what age has to do with anything Blasto. Did you mean average for your height?
You didn't seem fat when I saw you last though...
Although, just do 50 sit-ups every day or something. It won't make a blind bit of difference but you'll feel better for it, probably.
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22 Nov 2004, 01:15
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Re: This happened at work today.
Yeah, height. Typo error.
But anything could have happened between September and now. I blame the new doughnut range at Tesco Goodge Street.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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22 Nov 2004, 01:22
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Re: This happened at work today.
Perhaps she's checking to see if you have some humility, some guys are jerks and would react badly to that.
Anyway that said it's much easier to maintain a healthy body than bury it under rubble and try and recover it again, when you get a 6 pac it takes less work to keep it week in week out than letting it go and going back for it again.
Just watch out for when your friends start saying "Jesus blasto you've piled on the beef" then perhaps you've err'd too far.
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22 Nov 2004, 01:52
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Re: This happened at work today.
Tesco donuts are nothing compared to the Sainsburys cookies.
I blame them for putting on a stone. I really do.
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22 Nov 2004, 01:58
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Re: This happened at work today.
Tesco has the Krispy Kreme range. Apparently it's American.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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22 Nov 2004, 01:59
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Re: This happened at work today.
I shall investigate.
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22 Nov 2004, 02:19
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Re: This happened at work today.
Krispy Kreme.
It's American, it's fatty, it's sugary, it's lovely.
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22 Nov 2004, 02:50
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Re: This happened at work today.
Krispy Kreme is evil
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22 Nov 2004, 03:38
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Re: This happened at work today.
they are opening up a krispy kreme diner near where i live...droooooooooool
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22 Nov 2004, 13:32
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Re: This happened at work today.
i reckon
she kind of fancies you but thinks you are too chubby
and is hoping you will take the hint and start exercising
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22 Nov 2004, 13:45
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Re: This happened at work today.
I was at the pub the other week, owned by a guy who i used to work for in another pub as a student. He's the daddy of publife in Gent. He's also very much in his midlife crisis atm.
Every time i'm in there i see lots of girls rub his ever growing beerbelly affectionately.
They think he's the summit of teddybearness.
He gets even deeper into his midlife crisis thinking he has but to pick one for his pleasure.
heh
I'd be weary of belly-rubbing girls, never struck me as a very potent 'I want you badly'-signal.
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22 Nov 2004, 14:37
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Re: This happened at work today.
10 stone is fine, you aren't overweight at all.
She's probably just teasing you, fooling around. Give as good as you get (but obviously don't be rude and see what she says back).
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22 Nov 2004, 14:52
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Re: This happened at work today.
From her teasing you it would be easy to tease her back then turn it into flirting
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Re: This happened at work today.
tell her that her ass looks big. then give it a rub
SEE IF SHE LIKES IT.
and if she does
then you know what to do!
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Re: This happened at work today.
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
tell her that her ass looks big. then give it a rub
SEE IF SHE LIKES IT.
and if she does
then you know what to do!
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Punch her in the tit?!
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22 Nov 2004, 17:10
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Re: This happened at work today.
your tit is fat lol
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22 Nov 2004, 17:45
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Re: This happened at work today.
Anyone know where i can get the Boston Kreme type donuts that Dunkin Donuts used to do?
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22 Nov 2004, 19:38
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Re: This happened at work today.
Krispy Kreme has gone tits up here, they are in massive troubles thanks to Atkins and the fact that their donuts are a bit shit compared to Tim Hortons (that is also across the northern american states as well), I remember they reported a LOT of financial troubles this year and that their new lines were failing fast.
Sounds like some desperate reaching out into the market to make the brand survive atm.
Krispy Kreme does kinda suck though, had MUCH better over here.
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22 Nov 2004, 19:39
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Re: This happened at work today.
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Tim Hortons
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22 Nov 2004, 23:43
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Re: This happened at work today.
Eat doughnuts.
Get fat.
Die.
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22 Nov 2004, 23:51
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Re: This happened at work today.
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Eat doughnuts.
Get fat.
Die.
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Re: This happened at work today.
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Punch her in the tit?!
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I watched Mallrats last night. Jeremy London is my hero for punching that whiny, annoying, crab faced cow Joey Lauren Adams in the tit, hard, during the course of that movie.
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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Re: This happened at work today.
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I watched Mallrats last night. Jeremy London is my hero for punching that whiny, annoying, crab faced cow Joey Lauren Adams in the tit, hard, during the course of that movie.
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I was thinking of that when i posted my ... errr ... "post".
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23 Nov 2004, 00:34
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Re: This happened at work today.
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Originally Posted by madi
i reckon
she kind of fancies you but thinks you are too chubby
and is hoping you will take the hint and start exercising
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I've had this theory where she's experimented guys with a six-pack and now wants to experiment lads with a fuller belly.
P.S. I started exercising this morning. For the first time in 2 years. It will go on for as long as the belly goes down. Frankly, I'm a bit afraid about my belly size at the moment because I can't button up my 34in trousers. :scared:
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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23 Nov 2004, 00:55
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Re: This happened at work today.
Sue her for sexual harrasment.
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<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
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23 Nov 2004, 00:56
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Re: This happened at work today.
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
P.S. I started exercising this morning. For the first time in 2 years. It will go on for as long as the belly goes down. Frankly, I'm a bit afraid about my belly size at the moment because I can't button up my 34in trousers. :scared:
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How are you only 10 stone then? Are you five foot one?
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Re: This happened at work today.
5ft 5.
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Quote:
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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Re: This happened at work today.
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5ft 5.
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Kura you have been usurped.
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23 Nov 2004, 01:08
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Re: This happened at work today.
How tall is Kura? 5ft 6? 7?
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Re: This happened at work today.
You're entitled to your own opinion Sunday. It doesn't necessarily means it's correct.
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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23 Nov 2004, 01:11
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Re: This happened at work today.
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You're entitled to your own opinion Sunday. It doesn't necessarily means it's correct.
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*looks around blankly*
hmmm
*looks down*
AHHHHHHHHHhhh
Now we know how short you are we can properly prepare our love advice for you.
Is she taller than you? if so you have no chance.
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23 Nov 2004, 01:19
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Re: This happened at work today.
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5ft 5.
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"size isn't everything"
Has she said that yet?
She will.
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23 Nov 2004, 01:21
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so f*cking zen
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Re: This happened at work today.
WOW!
How could i have not realised this earlier.
You're short.
You have a pot belly.
"Is the girl really heavy into LoTR? Do you think she thinks you look like a Hobbit?"
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23 Nov 2004, 01:27
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Re: This happened at work today.
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*looks around blankly*
hmmm
*looks down*
AHHHHHHHHHhhh
Now we know how short you are we can properly prepare our love advice for you.
Is she taller than you? if so you have no chance.
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My height. Exactly. And I generally go for a girl around either an inch taller than me or the minimum of 5ft 2.
And who said short guys can't date/go out/shag fit tall girls?
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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23 Nov 2004, 01:38
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Re: This happened at work today.
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And who said short guys can't date/go out/shag fit tall girls?
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23 Nov 2004, 01:40
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Re: This happened at work today.
**** off.
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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23 Nov 2004, 01:59
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Re: This happened at work today.
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Quoted for truth.
At least we know Blasto is honestly looking upto us for advice.
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23 Nov 2004, 03:03
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Re: This happened at work today.
So what if he is short?
It shouldnt stop him from making a sexual harrasment case!
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<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
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Re: This happened at work today.
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So what if he is short?
It shouldnt stop him from making a sexual harrasment case!
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You are making me think of another famous short ass here, Michael Douglas.
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23 Nov 2004, 03:13
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Re: This happened at work today.
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You are making me think of another famous short ass here, Michael Douglas.
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<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
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23 Nov 2004, 03:43
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Re: This happened at work today.
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5ft 5.
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23 Nov 2004, 09:10
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Re: This happened at work today.
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23 Nov 2004, 13:17
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Re: This happened at work today.
im 6ft 3 and weigh about 12 stone...avergae weight for my height i guess
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23 Nov 2004, 14:49
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Re: This happened at work today.
hey leave blasto alone, i'm only 5'6 and i've gone out with tall girls....
Advice: she's being playfull to see how you react. if you react in a good way, she will start to flirt properly. i say smail and enjoy it!
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Last Of The Soul Reaver
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Re: This happened at work today.
funny... TYPO..... Smile then mr padantic.
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Re: This happened at work today.
how much is a stone?
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Re: This happened at work today.
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how much is a stone?
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23 Nov 2004, 15:27
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Re: This happened at work today.
ok, that would make me weigh almost 12 stones then. for 1.88m (whatever that is in ft. i just dont get along with your units) that more or les normal, isnt it?
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