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26 Aug 2003, 22:54
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Last Of The Soul Reaver
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Hmm....
Ok,
Theres a rattlesnake at the door a cobra at the window and a scorpian on the fone
What do you do?
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26 Aug 2003, 22:59
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Maths.
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26 Aug 2003, 23:00
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Scorpion, Phone.
You're in England, at least spell the words correctly.
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26 Aug 2003, 23:01
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
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run out the other door?
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27 Aug 2003, 00:46
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In fond memory of SB
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Lay off the 'shrooms?
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27 Aug 2003, 00:54
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Stamp the ****ing Scorpion to death then throw the phone at one of the snakes so it gets scared and ****s off. Viola, freedom.
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27 Aug 2003, 01:35
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I'm great!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Leeds
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Re: Hmm....
Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Theres a...scorpian on the fone
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Scorpions learnt how to use telephones? I'd simply hang up - problem solved. I'd then get the anti-snake people on the phone and get em to come over and kick some arse. Then again I'd actually probably be rather worried seeing as Cobras, Rattlers and Scorpions do not tend to frequent the British Isles: this would lead me to instead have a go at my flatmate for leaving the lids off his tanks...
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27 Aug 2003, 03:18
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Klaatu barada nikto
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: St. Paul, Minnesota
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Re: Hmm....
Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Ok,
Theres a rattlesnake at the door a cobra at the window and a scorpian on the fone
What do you do?
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Wasn't this on a Simpsons episode once (except I think it was a black widow spider instead of a cobra)?
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27 Aug 2003, 04:20
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Re: Hmm....
Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Ok,
Theres a rattlesnake at the door a cobra at the window and a scorpian on the fone
What do you do?
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crush the scorpion with my shovel, slice the head off the cobra and shut the door
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27 Aug 2003, 05:08
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Homesick
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 399
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I'd call Steve Irwin.
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27 Aug 2003, 05:09
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'Useless'
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wellington, NZ.
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I would be somewhat confused, as none of those things exist in my country.
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27 Aug 2003, 08:40
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Ensign
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Make rattle snake boots, cobra bbq and pick my teeth with the scorpion.
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27 Aug 2003, 09:29
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Fidel Cakestro
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Heiro's Garden.
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post on gd about it.
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