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Unread 3 Apr 2005, 01:02   #1
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What is a difference between Heaven and Hell [a COOL story]

After my conversation in #forums i wanted to repeat the story I was told at my catholic primary school when I was 8 i basically googled the story as it was easier to copy/paste . A few things, the link is here http://www.dpjs.co.uk/white/chopsticks.html but when it was told to me it was done in a high up catholic monk and a trainee monk none of this buddhist stuff

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'What are the differences between Heaven and Hell?', a young Zen monk asked an aged Buddhist priest who was reknowned for his wisdom.

'There are no material differences,' replied the old monk.

'None at all?' asked the puzzled young monk.

'That's right. Both Heaven and Hell have a spacious hall with a big pot in the center in which noodles are boiled, giving off a delicious scent,' said the old priest. 'The size of the huge pan, the number of people sitting around the pot and the bowl of sauce placed in front of each diner are the same in both places.'

'The odd thing is that each diner is given a pair of meter-long chopsticks and must use them to eat the noodles.'

'To eat the noodles, you must hold the chopsticks properly at their ends,' the old monk told the young Zen monk.

'In the case of Hell's kitchen, people are always hungry because no matter how hard they try, they can't get the noodles into their mouths,' said the old priest.

'But isn't it the same case for the people in Heaven?' the junior monk inquited.

'No. They can eat because they each feed the person sitting opposite them at the table. That's the difference between Heaven and Hell,' explained the old monk.
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Re: What is a difference between Heaven and Hell [a COOL story]

was going to agree with you in #forums, but the one we were told, it was long spoons and soup, and i couldn't be bothered to explain
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Re: What is a difference between Heaven and Hell [a COOL story]

We were told this at primary school. It certainly wasn't a catholic school though.
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Re: What is a difference between Heaven and Hell [a COOL story]

the strange thing is when i think of heaven and hell since about 8 ive always thought of this story, really great imagery, as well as that i always thought that being in hell there must be someway to eat the noodles with chopsticks, or somehow someone would figure out to feed others...
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Re: What is a difference between Heaven and Hell [a COOL story]

hell is not like this

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Re: What is a difference between Heaven and Hell [a COOL story]

surely there need only be one place, heaven, and if you're genuinely evil, it will be hell to you

I got this idea from a cool story (song), No Laughing in Heaven by Gillan
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Re: What is a difference between Heaven and Hell [a COOL story]

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hell is not like this

care to expand on that?
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Re: What is a difference between Heaven and Hell [a COOL story]

I was also told this at my school, but hell is all firey and shit whilst heaven is clouds so they got it way off right from the start.
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Re: What is a difference between Heaven and Hell [a COOL story]

Excellent. I remember, my friend and I were selected by the headteacher of our school to act this out in morning assembly when we were 9 years old. We used meter rulers as the chopsticks. It was quite funny.
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