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11 Sep 2004, 01:57
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[Dace] This Has to Be Said
Dace
Look
Ask her straight. Dont fanny about. Dont sit there like a wet lettuce wondering "Is she really interested, is she stringing me along, am i going to end up at every concert standing like a spare prick at a whores wedding."
Its worrying me, and id assume a lot of others. Youre just not delivering "The Funny" anymore, which this forum desperately needs some nights, and its all starting to sound like a low budget, Glasgow based version of Dawsons Creek.
If she says no, then you have a definitive answer, and you can resort to "Plan B", black transit van, 2 rolls if insulating tape, some GHB, and secluded woodland out by Bathgate. Just remember to make sure they dont find the body.
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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11 Sep 2004, 01:59
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
A black transit? Surely it's more popular in white?
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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Roller coaster favorite ride,
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11 Sep 2004, 02:00
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
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A black transit? Surely it's more popular in white?
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White transit vans are more likely to be stopped if they have blacked out windows, whereas its considered "Normal" in a Black Transit.
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11 Sep 2004, 02:02
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
the white ones are faster too.
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11 Sep 2004, 02:02
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
could you please for once not go on about how everyone should be funny or isn't funny or something
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11 Sep 2004, 02:03
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so f*cking zen
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
We're going for a drink on Sunday (well the details have to be finalised so thats not 100% cert).
I shall make my "play" then.
If nothing comes of it i've been trying to set myself up with a friend of "The Girls"* from work.
I dont even know what she looks like however ive heard shes a touch slutty so something better come of it.
I believe Astrid might even "Jim'll Fix it" up for me so ...
As to "the funny" ...
Ive been saving a story ("The Night i turned Fag") as it is waaaay to close to the truth atm.
One day tho maybe.
*2 hot as **** twins and their friend
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11 Sep 2004, 02:04
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
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Originally Posted by Embroglio
could you please for once not go on about how everyone should be funny or isn't funny or something
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Allow me to show some concern for the boards, and a mate, without turning it into a "Kuras always complaining about Teh Funneh" complaint.
So i want a vibrant, amusing, lively GD board. Whats wrong with that anyway?
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11 Sep 2004, 02:06
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a new low in getting high
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
you're about as one track as omega2
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11 Sep 2004, 02:06
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
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Originally Posted by Dace
We're going for a drink on Sunday (well the details have to be finalised so thats not 100% cert).
I shall make my "play" then.
If nothing comes of it i've been trying to set myself up with a friend of "The Girls"* from work.
I dont even know what she looks like however ive heard shes a touch slutty so something better come of it.
I believe Astrid might even "Jim'll Fix it" up for me so ...
As to "the funny" ...
Ive been saving a story ("The Night i turned Fag") as it is waaaay to close to the truth atm.
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If Kat says "No", you deliver the story on Sunday night, drunk once you come in (after drowning your sorrows) , in its entirety, and then Monday you go into work and get Jimmy Saville's transexual cousin (Astrid) to sort you out with the sluts.
This is not open to debate Mr Rankin. Do i make myself clear!
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11 Sep 2004, 02:09
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
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Originally Posted by Embroglio
you're about as one track as omega2
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Oh **** off with that insinuation. Its A SINGLE POINT i raise reasonably frequently. Im pretty sure that it counts for maybe, AT MOST , 1 in 5 of my posts, whereas Montage Man will do a montage in every thread and comment on his Montage in every thread.
Besides, if I was still funny, id do it myself
I work too much now to find time for inspiration, and rarely manage to push through an idea to its fruition (my hard drive it littered with half finished comic strips and Photoshop ideas that just didnt quite work. Its not fun to look at )
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11 Sep 2004, 02:10
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so f*cking zen
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
It's the engagment party of one of the twins next friday.
I hope so far ahead of you its untrue.
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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11 Sep 2004, 02:11
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
hug?
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11 Sep 2004, 02:11
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so f*cking zen
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
I work too much now to find time for inspiration
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I'm working 56 hour weeks atm ;'(
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11 Sep 2004, 02:14
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
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Originally Posted by Dace
I'm working 56 hour weeks atm ;'(
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Between injuries , work and just generally being ****ing shattered, i havent hit the gym in 6 weeks. 56 hours work a week is a bit daft though. I work 35 and if they ask for more, they better be ****ing paying me £20 an hour, minimum.
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11 Sep 2004, 02:16
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so f*cking zen
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
First 20 = £6.50 odd
Next 28 = £9.75 odd
Last 8 = £13 odd
Considering what i do (easy as **** non taxing shit) i dont mind.
I also need all the money i can get atm.
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11 Sep 2004, 02:21
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
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Originally Posted by Embroglio
hug?
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Hugs are reserved for people with cleavage, so ill have to respectfully decline.
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11 Sep 2004, 02:23
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
Dace, clean out your PM box now you message whore!
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11 Sep 2004, 02:25
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
make it good and make it quick
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11 Sep 2004, 04:42
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
Kurashima isnt as good at telling people they arent as funny as they used to be as he used to be.
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11 Sep 2004, 09:04
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
We will all be wanting a detailed review of what happened, good or bad on here for Monday Morning
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11 Sep 2004, 10:47
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
I second Kurashimas statement.
Dace, you are generally considered one of the 'cool' people of the forum. You go out, you have a life, you tell amusing stories about women and situations that half the time could be true!
However, this bird has turned you into a shy wetnosed puppy, and a source of pity, sort it out. Its come to the point where you can look at a list of board users, come accross names of people who only see sunlight through their windows and think 'You know, he'd still be better than Dace is at asking the bird out' - it has all gone on far too long now.
ps. If you still cant get the bottle together to ask her out yourself. You have a sister, this bird is your sisters friend, why not bribe your sister with money / alcohol / whatever it takes, to get her to find out for you.
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11 Sep 2004, 10:54
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rids
However, this bird has turned you into a shy wetnosed puppy, and a source of pity, sort it out. Its come to the point where you can look at a list of board users, come accross names of people who only see sunlight through their windows and think 'You know, he'd still be better than Dace is at asking the bird out' - it has all gone on far too long now.
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This statement also seems true.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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Roller coaster favorite ride,
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11 Sep 2004, 12:23
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
Seconded
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11 Sep 2004, 12:31
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Hugs are reserved for people with cleavage, so ill have to respectfully decline.
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I don't have a cleavage and you hugged me.
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11 Sep 2004, 13:29
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
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I don't have a cleavage and you hugged me.
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Are we going back to I-8 here? Where i ran around for 48 hours like a demented monkey after downing 48 cans of Red Bull?
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11 Sep 2004, 13:37
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
Look, if you had one shot,
or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-
One moment
Would you capture it
or just let it slip?
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11 Sep 2004, 14:09
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
I think we all love Dace more when he tells us about his failed life with women, as it makes us feel better about ourselves.
For Dace to be successful with her wouldn't be as fun. Even though we're all rooting for you <3
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11 Sep 2004, 14:23
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
Shush Tomkat.
You go Dace, gl with Kat and the backup-plan.
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11 Sep 2004, 16:30
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
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Are we going back to I-8 here? Where i ran around for 48 hours like a demented monkey after downing 48 cans of Red Bull?
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Yes, I think so, I always forget which i-event I went to.
Anyway, back to the thread, I might start a petition to make Dace get a livejournal.
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11 Sep 2004, 17:11
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
She hasnt answered her phone* today either.
Her time is running out.
My sister is questioning why im putting in so much effort** which says quite alot.
*apparantly she keeps it on silent so is liable not to hear it (but whateva)
**ive called her a few times and i asked my sis for Kats flat phone number
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11 Sep 2004, 18:07
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
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My sister is questioning why im putting in so much effort** which says quite alot.
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"because i'd like to **** your friend. any more questions ?"
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11 Sep 2004, 18:19
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
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Yes, I think so, I always forget which i-event I went to.
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Yer, i8.
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
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11 Sep 2004, 19:03
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
ITT an internet community desperately tries to control someones real life while having none of their own.
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11 Sep 2004, 19:18
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
kura do you have advice for me to get close to aileen?
thanks in advance.
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11 Sep 2004, 19:25
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
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kura do you have advice for me to get close to aileen?
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Come on, Eileen?
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I find it kind of sad
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11 Sep 2004, 19:33
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
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Come on, Eileen?
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Not if Dace has anything to do with it.
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
your a brave brave man koen
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Re: [Dace] This Has to Be Said
or stupid, one of the two
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