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1 Dec 2004, 20:17
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Has Soup On His Head
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Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
An Irishman walks into a doctors surgery.
"Doctor" he says "Im in terrible agony. Me arse is killin me. Can you take a look"
The doctor asks him to drop his pants, and then proceeds to examine the arse. He is astonished at what he sees
"My God" he says "Theres a twenty pound note sticking out of your anus". "Pull it out for the love of god" says the Irishman. So the doc removes the £20 , and amazingly, theres a £10 note attached to it "Pull that out as well doc". The doctor proceeds to pull these notes out of the Irishman's arse one after the other, and every time its attached to another note. Eventually, he pulls out one final tenner, and that seems to be the end of it. He places the notes in a pile on the floor and counts them.
"How much is there" asks the Irishman
"One Thousand, Nine Hundred and Ninety Pounds exactly" says the doc.
"Ahh, that sounds about right" says the Irishman. "I knew i wasnt feeling two grand"
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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1 Dec 2004, 20:19
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
:-l
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1 Dec 2004, 20:20
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
I feel sad now
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1 Dec 2004, 20:21
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
I smiled
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1 Dec 2004, 21:19
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
I'd like to see a Jackass Movie reincarnation of that joke
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1 Dec 2004, 21:40
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Banned
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
I laughed, and i'm not sure why.
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1 Dec 2004, 23:13
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a norteh -[LoCo]-
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
Still around with the jokes i see kura! :-)
Long time btw..
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1 Dec 2004, 23:16
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Bored
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
that was shit
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1 Dec 2004, 23:20
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpeia
Still around with the jokes i see kura! :-)
Long time btw..
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Longer than a Norwegian Winter!
'sup Carpy.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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1 Dec 2004, 23:22
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a norteh -[LoCo]-
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Longer than a Norwegian Winter!
'sup Carpy.
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Thats for sure!
Busy working like a maniac
And OFC watching the thriller on the telly now...
Wonder how the penalties would go......
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1 Dec 2004, 23:23
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpeia
Thats for sure!
Busy working like a maniac
And OFC watching the thriller on the telly now...
Wonder how the penalties would go......
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I figure Pool will luck out , thats how theyre going at the moment. No chance theyll win anything else this season , so Benitez has to work his ass off for this tournament.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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1 Dec 2004, 23:26
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a norteh -[LoCo]-
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
OOOH
we will win the CL! :-)
(still an optimist)
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1 Dec 2004, 23:32
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a norteh -[LoCo]-
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
And We Won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 Dec 2004, 23:37
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
So old I've posted it already, about twenty months ago.
Here
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1 Dec 2004, 23:38
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
Liverpool will win this Mickey Mouse cup (maybe, depends of Mourinho decides to play the reserves against Manyoo).
Youve no chance in CL , EPL or FA Cup. Inconsistent and with no strike force.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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1 Dec 2004, 23:39
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
My Irish accent is better than yours, too.
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Dead_Meat
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1 Dec 2004, 23:39
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lolly roffle
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
Chelseas reserves would destroy UTDs 2nd string team, they would have a pretty good chance against their first team too, especially if Duff gets a run out <3.
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1 Dec 2004, 23:44
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
My Irish accent is better than yours, too.
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I wanted to post it as i received it , but realised that only JBG would understand anything i typed.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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2 Dec 2004, 01:11
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Banned
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
I wanted to post it as i received it , but realised that only JBG would understand anything i typed.
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This would make more sense if I didn't actually speak better english than you
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2 Dec 2004, 14:02
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Re: Irish Joke, possibly pre-dating DM
this was a good joke.
It made me laugh, despite the fact i wasnt too sure what i was laughing at.
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