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Unread 14 Jul 2004, 17:51   #1
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As I Mature...

l've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place!
I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in your house, one
of your kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.
Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,
they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe
Something good will happen.
If not...tough shit.
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Unread 14 Jul 2004, 17:55   #2
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I have big boobs!
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Now I understand that is meant to be a poem, but, its simply a paragraph written in the style of a poem. Which makes it not a poem.
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Re: As I Mature...

I don't know what it was meant to be other than a FWD in my inbox this morning.
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Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong, call him Mr Vain

Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong, call him insane


He’d say I know what I want

And I want it now

I want you, cause I’m Mr Vain

I know what I want and I want it now

I want you, cause I’m Mr Vain



Call me Raider, call me Wrong

Call me insane, call me Mr Vain

Call me what ya like

As long as you call me time and again

Feel the presence of the aura

Of the man, none to compare

Loveless dying for a chance just to touch a hand

Or a moment to share

Can’t deny the urge that makes them

Want to lose themselves to the debonair one

Hold me back, the simple fact is

That I’m all that and I’m always near

One sexy can’t perplex me now

You know who’s raw

As if you didn’t know before

I know what I want and I want it now

I want you, and then I want a little more


Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong, call him Mr Vain

Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong, call him insane



Mr Wrong, Mr Wrong, Mr Raider, Wrong..



Girls are all over the world

They hope and pray and die for men

Like me cause I’m the one

Get a look all male epitome

Style has never seen

That makes you want to grab and hold

And squeeze real tight

Who’s gonna be the one to save

You from yourself

When you wanna take a bite

Please oh baby please

You beg you want to say

You got to get some caught

Up in the charm that I laid on thick

And now there’s nowhere

To run on the hook of my line

Yeah I keep many females

Longing for a chance to win my heart

With s-e-x and plenty

Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong, call him Mr Vain

Call him Mr Raider call him Mr Wrong, call him insane
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Re: As I Mature...

I've learned only bitter emo whiny ****s write stuff that says I know better now you must all heed.

AND PREACH THEIR ADVICE TO EVERYONE

(not talking about you here ragey)

I've learned that baz luhrman did this first so **** you all.

I've learned that that single had zero impact on people's lives

I've learned that learning is something most people who write about learning don't do.

I've learned stuff you can only know if you are me
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Re: As I Mature...

Dude...that song ****ing blows.
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Dear Sir,

I hope this letter will not embarrass you since we have not had any previous communication. I got your reference from the Nigeria Exports Promotion Council (NEPC) and went further to have it confirmed by your country’s trade department under private inquiry that is not related to my aim of writing you this letter.

I, on behalf of my other colleagues from different Federal Government of Nigeria owned parastatals decided to solicit your assistance as regards the transfer of the above stated amount into your bank account.

This fund arose from the over-invoicing of various contracts awarded in my parastatals to certain foreign contractors some time ago. We as holders of official positions in various parastatals, were mandated by this new civilian government to scrutinize all payments made to certain foreign contractors by the past military government and we discovered that some of the contracts they executed were grossly over-invoiced, either by omission or commission.

Also we discovered that the sum of $66,560,000.00 (Sixty-Six Million, Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars Only) was lying in a suspense account, although the foreign contractors were fully paid their entitlements after executing the said contracts. We all agreed that the over-invoiced amount be transferred (for our own use) into a bank account provided by a foreign partner, as the code of conduct of the Federal Civil Service does not allow us to operate foreign accounts.

However, we have succeeded in transferring some of these money, precisely US$20,000,000.00 (Twenty Million United States Dollars Only) into a foreign account in GENEVA (SWITZERLAND) last week. But unfortunately, the provider of the account has severed all forms of contacts with us as he has refused to adhere to our earlier mutual agreement insisting that the total amount be paid into his nominated bank account before disbursement will take effect. If for US$20M (Twenty Million United States Dollars Only) we are not compensated, how can one guarantee full compensation on remittance of the balance of US$46.560M (Forty-Six Million, Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars Only).

We are therefore seeking your assistance based on the balance amount of US$46.560M, which can be speedily processed and fully remitted into your nominated bank account. On successful remittance of the fund into your account, you will be compensated with 25% of the amount for assistance and services and 5% set aside for expenses contingency.

This transaction is closely knitted and in view of our SENSITIVE POSITION we cannot afford a slip, I assure you that this transaction is 100% risk free [right]. We will avail you with our identities as regards our respective offices, when relationship is fully established and smooth operation commences.

I am at your disposition to entertain any question(s) from you in respect of this transaction, so contact me immediately through the above telephone and fax numbers for further information on the requirements and procedure. Please note that the DEAL needs utmost confidentiality and your immediate response will be highly appreciated and we will use our own share of the money to establish a lucrative firm in your country.

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Hello, I am Nguru Mufasa Simba Scar Tutu

I have $50,507,689 (50 Trillion, 507 Billion and 689 Million Dollars) which I need your help in transfering. For doing this for me, I will give you lots of money and love on the side.

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I understand that ive received that bloody paragraph in emails from 20 different people in the last ****ing 18 months, and its now officially Older than Dead_Meat!
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I've learnt that anybody who posts this tiresome shit on a forum needs a crack in the face.
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No, I feel it has genuinely added something to my life.

Like really.
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I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem
I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality
I believe that trust is more important than monogamy
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
I believe that family is worth more than money or gold
I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair
I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

I believe forgiveness is the key to your own happiness
I believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed
I believe that God does not endorse TV evangelists
I believe in love surviving death into eternity

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

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As i mature i learn not to take ****ing shitty threads like this too seriously.

Instead i just *sigh*.

*sigh* and move on.
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Re: As I Mature...

Quote:
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someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
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Wow. This was a gay thread. I didn't think anyone would bother responding (except for the one person that had to say how gay it was)...I was just bored this morning and nothing else was interesting enough to respond to.
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Boy, do I hate poemsy threads :pukes on its own shoes, and sneaks out of the party crying:
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I've learned that you can keep vomiting
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seems a bit negative the poem does. :/

makes me cry
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I think that Jonny wins, and everyone else is a fag.

Put that in a haiku and smoke it.
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