4 Jan 2003, 03:13
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A little Haiku i would like to share with the forums
Is Paul Adam's Girlfriend Really Pregnant?
Medics panicking
They thought they sterilised him
Find some stairs quickly
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4 Jan 2003, 03:14
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well is 'she'?
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4 Jan 2003, 03:17
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I still prefer mine
You know, those from September
The ones about nod.
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4 Jan 2003, 03:18
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I still prefer mine
You know, those from September
The ones about nod.
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You cant be serious.
That post must "trump" all Haiku's ever written.
It is GENIUS.
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4 Jan 2003, 03:18
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In fond memory of SB
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This is a haiku
this line contains all seven
but this one just five
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4 Jan 2003, 03:20
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
well is 'she'?
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She's "late" apparantly.
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4 Jan 2003, 03:22
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
You cant be serious.
That post must "trump" all Haiku's ever written.
It is GENIUS.
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I was in a pub
Waiting to see that old Ross
Text messaging's great.
Last edited by MrL_JaKiri; 4 Jan 2003 at 03:27.
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4 Jan 2003, 03:22
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
She's "late" apparantly.
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oh heh
you mean there is a tiny chance that he wasn't an impotent fag and the world could soon be experiencing Sunday Mark II*
*someone rewrite that as a haiku, ta
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4 Jan 2003, 03:25
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
oh heh
you mean there is a tiny chance that he wasn't an impotent fag and the world could soon be experiencing Sunday Mark II*
*someone rewrite that as a haiku, ta
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I doubt the tale's truth
Besides the fact that he's gay
He can't get it up
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4 Jan 2003, 03:29
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
*someone rewrite that as a haiku, ta
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Even With a Penis Could Sunday Have Bred?
Fat people can't f*ck
Their no-no places can't meet
As such its doubtful
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4 Jan 2003, 03:33
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Even With a Penis Could Sunday Have Bred?
Fat people can't f*ck
Their no-no places can't meet
As such its doubtful
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Dace, erin isn't fat
Despite all your fantacies
My one's better lolz.
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4 Jan 2003, 03:33
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I don't get that about the stairs.
Matrim
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Holy smoke.
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4 Jan 2003, 03:36
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Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
I don't get that about the stairs.
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What dace is saying
Is that if she's traumatised
She'll lose the baby
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4 Jan 2003, 03:42
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fascinated by bridges!
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
What dace is saying
Is that if she's traumatised
She'll lose the baby
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That is too bad
I recon climbing stairs and the such
Is good for killing traumae
Matrim
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4 Jan 2003, 03:44
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
What dace is saying
Is that if she's traumatised
She'll lose the baby
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Feelings of a Future Mother
She's in trauma now
She thinks she's pregnant
It's Paul Adam's child
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4 Jan 2003, 03:52
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Feelings of a Future Mother
She's in trauma now
She thinks she's pregnant
It's Paul Adam's child
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I think this proves it
I'm (ignore innuendo)
The straight man for Dace
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4 Jan 2003, 04:03
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I think this proves it
I'm (ignore innuendo)
The straight man for Dace
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It "Appears" That Paul Adam is Heterosexual
E. had her straight man
Sunday proved he wasn't Gay
Poor performance tho
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4 Jan 2003, 04:08
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
It "Appears" That Paul Adam is Heterosexual
E. had her straight man
Sunday proved he wasn't Gay
Poor performance tho
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So Sunday aint gay
He still likes ****ing men lolz
Bisexual, perhaps?
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4 Jan 2003, 04:18
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
So Sunday aint gay
He still likes ****ing men lolz
Bisexual, perhaps?
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Appearances Can Be Deceptive Tho - Paul Adam Might Not be Hetero
No parental love
Paul tries to find it elsewhere
Pillow talk with men
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4 Jan 2003, 04:23
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Paul: Male no longer?
Remember the 'villain' from
Silence of the Lambs
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4 Jan 2003, 04:26
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The thing with that one
I just wrote it to get in
'Silence of the Lambs'
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4 Jan 2003, 04:34
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Jakiri You Stupid Twat
You have ****ed this up
We were alternating turns
Hang your head in shame
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4 Jan 2003, 04:37
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Jakiri You Stupid Twat
You have ****ed this up
We were alternating turns
Hang your head in shame
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Ah well, so it goes
Having said that, look at Pav's
Lolzoration, yes?
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4 Jan 2003, 04:45
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Teenage dream; long flight.
Rohypnol in girls Vimto
A childs life is ruined
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Ah well, so it goes
Having said that, look at Pav's
Lolzoration, yes?
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It's Just a Matter of Time Until Paul Graham Messes Up
It's beginners luck
That or he copied someone
He'll crack soon enough
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4 Jan 2003, 04:58
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
No flair and no hair,
Posts about his mother's name.
She they greet 'Hi Coo!'
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Bad punning's the thing?
Mugabe's an OK bloke
He won't mug a bee
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4 Jan 2003, 04:59
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
No flair and no hair,
Posts about his mother's name.
She they greet 'Hi Coo!'
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Mr Graham Has Cracked Already
Gibberish flows forth
Meanderings of the mind
Paul's brain is left tired
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4 Jan 2003, 05:04
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Israel. Work booms.
Suicide bombers pass by
the 'Cofee and Nan'
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That is truly dire.
But if Id the prop, I'd do
Jean-Marie le Pen
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4 Jan 2003, 05:04
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Haiku?
What's that?
I suck at this.
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4 Jan 2003, 05:11
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
No flair and no hair,
Posts about his mother's name.
She they greet 'Hi Coo!'
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Bad punning's the thing?
Mugabe's an OK bloke
He won't mug a bee
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Considerable Physical Discomfort
My eyes are bleeding
Just quit it with the puns now
Become a nice man
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4 Jan 2003, 05:15
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Considerable Physical Discomfort
My eyes are bleeding
Just quit it with the puns now
Become a nice man
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Quit it now, you say...
Did you hear the one about
Oh, ok, I'm stopping.
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4 Jan 2003, 05:16
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Met in crowded room.
Where some go to forget gloom.
Tale of charmless man.
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Daman Albarn then
Or at least his works, for now
Here's The Great Escape
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4 Jan 2003, 05:20
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Quote:
Originally posted by Captain T'Bolt
My Profound Thought
Haikus suck much ass
Why do we even post them
Haikus really suck
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hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
****ing witty man
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4 Jan 2003, 05:20
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Daman Albarn then
Or at least his works, for now
Here's The Great Escape
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In The Nineties Music Was Dead
I didn't like Blur
Same with Oasis really
Bunch of f*ckin' Fags
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4 Jan 2003, 05:22
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
I didn't like Blur
Same with Oasis really
Bunch of f*ckin' Fags
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Oasis: true ****e, yes
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Are better than both.
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4 Jan 2003, 05:26
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Oasis: true ****e, yes
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Are better than both.
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The Chillis
Drugs are bad mkay
Someone should have told the band
Avoid needless death
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4 Jan 2003, 05:30
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Back on topic
Paul Adam a dad?
Guess, I will catch the snowplow
back to hell it seems
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Paul Adam's Declaration
Paul came to #forums
He told everyone the news
I think it's a troll
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4 Jan 2003, 05:33
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Students
Dace quotes Fight Club more.
Posting Hai Ku's until dawn.
Counts their syllables.
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What Really Happend
I'm not a student
I graduated last Year
I went on the dole
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4 Jan 2003, 05:36
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Quote:
Originally posted by Captain T'Bolt
Who the **** is he
And how can he have a kid
If he is so gay?
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Read the thread you goon
I do believe you'll find this
covered just above.
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4 Jan 2003, 05:38
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Paul Adam cries wolf
She isn't preggers.
He made it up to make sure,
that all knew he'd ****ed.
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Implications That Erin is a Hooker
A likely event
Paul makes a home porn movie
Payment is not filmed
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4 Jan 2003, 05:40
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Implications That Erin is a Hooker
A likely event
Paul makes a home porn movie
Payment is not filmed
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I was in glasgow
The prozzies decided to
Chase him up the street.
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4 Jan 2003, 05:44
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Erin needs some Happy Pills
How bad can she feel
Happiness is just a word
No dictionary here
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4 Jan 2003, 05:45
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Free Willy
Flesh meets flesh, wobbles.
Grunting noises scare neighbours.
Paul eats crisps, during.
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That's terrifying
Couldn't you at least have put
A warning on it?
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4 Jan 2003, 05:50
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A Development in Paul Adam's Very First "Grown Up" Relationship
Howling at the moon
Erin's mind has gone bye bye
Paul keeps her chained up
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4 Jan 2003, 06:01
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At The Birth
Paul's Firstborn arrives
The Doc tries to put it back
A struggle ensues
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4 Jan 2003, 06:19
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Religious Experiences
The Child is Baptised
Water splashes everywhere
Drowning is painless
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4 Jan 2003, 06:34
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Suckling
Blood flowing with milk
Erin breast feeds little one
Paul is not well hung
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4 Jan 2003, 06:57
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Last ones from me too (for tonight anyway)
"Forrest" Adam
Remedial Class
Special bus to School each day
Like Father like Son
Chaos Theory - Paul Adam Style
Butterfly effect
Paul makes it through another day
God kills a kitten
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4 Jan 2003, 10:40
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How can this be
Say it is not so
Paul Adams ****ed it up on
his very first time
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