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17 Oct 2006, 18:49
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1up on you
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Braap Braap
For the past few weeks I have been sent to the office in one of the ghettos of birmingham. Which is cool with me. Its always quieter and easier work.
However about 4pm after the schools finished there were a group of kids hanging outside my office building.
I heard shouting and shit so went to the window.
Next 30 minutes was comedy.
Kid A twats Kid B with a brick.
Kids A mates start kicking the shit out of Kid B
Kids B mates come and all hell breaks loose.
Kids A mates run off.
Kids B standing and laughing.
Kid A comes back with a gun.
From the middle of nowhere someone stabs Kid A.
8 police cars and a riot van come.
Everyone runs off.
Apparently no one was seriously hurt, it was a fake gun and the stab wound wasnt that bad.
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17 Oct 2006, 19:01
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Re: Braap Braap
Take an air rifle to work and you could have some real good fun.
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17 Oct 2006, 19:03
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Non directed and witty
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Re: Braap Braap
At least noone was fencesitting i guess...
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17 Oct 2006, 19:32
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Re: Braap Braap
Comedy genius!
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17 Oct 2006, 19:39
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break it down!
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Re: Braap Braap
You could have thrown something out of the window and twatted one of them? Might ensure that the other gang don't bother you as you helped them \o/
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17 Oct 2006, 20:05
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Re: Braap Braap
Buy one of those Megaphones with the Siren built in, then when you see the kids turn the siren on and watch them run like hell. It's damn funny. We sold them at a place I used to work, and every once in a great while I'd show one off to a customer, and go outside with it and turn it on, I swore at least 2-3 times I saw out of the corner of my eye someone take off running.
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17 Oct 2006, 20:22
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Re: Braap Braap
Braap Braap
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17 Oct 2006, 20:50
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thinking, that's all.
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Re: Braap Braap
Be thankful you're not working in Nottingham.
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17 Oct 2006, 21:28
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Braap Braap
I always thought the correct spelling was Brrrrup, rolling the Rs and all that.
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17 Oct 2006, 21:48
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Re: Braap Braap
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deepflow
I always thought the correct spelling was Brrrrup, rolling the Rs and all that.
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I think not...mr old man
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17 Oct 2006, 21:52
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Re: Braap Braap
i always thought it was brrrrrrrrrrrrrrra brrrrrrrrrrra etc
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17 Oct 2006, 23:18
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Re: Braap Braap
wagwan dem kids iz ruudies n chavs innit, best 2 leave dem kids b
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18 Oct 2006, 00:30
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Braap Braap
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Originally Posted by Death666
I think not...mr old man
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Why not? Young man.
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18 Oct 2006, 15:54
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Im Back :)
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Re: Braap Braap
Quote:
Originally Posted by horn
i shaved my head.
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We needed to know because??
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18 Oct 2006, 15:57
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Non directed and witty
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Re: Braap Braap
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Originally Posted by horn
i shaved my head.
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Well if Tom does it, it must be cool!!!
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18 Oct 2006, 19:46
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Re: Braap Braap
They've got to be black kids right?
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18 Oct 2006, 19:49
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1up on you
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Re: Braap Braap
Yea ;/
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19 Oct 2006, 00:17
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Re: Braap Braap
The Burgers and the Johnsons gangs, lol.
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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19 Oct 2006, 19:52
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Re: Braap Braap
Quote:
Originally Posted by bwtmc
Be thankful you're not working in Nottingham.
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I work in Nottingham.
Well, am based there.
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20 Oct 2006, 01:15
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1up on you
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Re: Braap Braap
You sold out
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20 Oct 2006, 04:04
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Re: Braap Braap
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Originally Posted by bwtmc
Be thankful you're not working in Nottingham.
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I lived in Nottingham for 18 years and didn't see anything too bad.
I move to Birmingham and get two stabbings round the corner, see a guy get slashed with a knife, and have another guy try to stab someone with a syringe.
In a month.
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20 Oct 2006, 08:14
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Re: Braap Braap
Sounds like you need some popcorn. That way you can enjoy the show and still have something to throw at them if needed.
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god is bollox, mkay and you are not discussing it
You're not the voice of Christianity di**head.
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20 Oct 2006, 09:09
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1up on you
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Re: Braap Braap
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ceadrath
I lived in Nottingham for 18 years and didn't see anything too bad.
I move to Birmingham and get two stabbings round the corner, see a guy get slashed with a knife, and have another guy try to stab someone with a syringe.
In a month.
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20 Oct 2006, 09:19
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Re: Braap Braap
I thought this thread was going to be about Peter Kays gun noises :P
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20 Oct 2006, 13:41
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break it down!
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Re: Braap Braap
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I lived in Nottingham for 18 years and didn't see anything too bad.
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It probably just depends on where you live.
Here in London, in some places there isn't that much trouble (a stabbing rarely happens where I live) whereas there are other places that are hotspots for these types of things (there's a stabbing or something every day in South London)
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20 Oct 2006, 14:07
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Re: Braap Braap
Quote:
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(there's a stabbing or something every day in South London)
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Given the size of South London this would hardly be that shocking though.
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20 Oct 2006, 14:10
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Re: Braap Braap
And Villa supporters wonder why they fail to attract big players
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20 Oct 2006, 23:11
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Re: Braap Braap
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ceadrath
I lived in Nottingham for 18 years and didn't see anything too bad.
I move to Birmingham and get two stabbings round the corner, see a guy get slashed with a knife, and have another guy try to stab someone with a syringe.
In a month.
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In a month, I get 6 separate shootings (one died) and a rape (at the park across my apartment).
All of them in my area (anywhere that's 10 mins away from me).
All of them are connected to each other.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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20 Oct 2006, 23:31
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Re: Braap Braap
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blastoderm
In a month, I get 6 separate shootings (one died) and a rape (at the park across my apartment).
All of them in my area (anywhere that's 10 mins away from me).
All of them are connected to each other.
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Originally Posted by horn
i thought that last bit said "in the mouth". that seemed kind of extreme.
reminded me of back in the golden years when i used to think druggies might force them on my in a similar fashion.
it hasn't happened to this day.
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Keep your fingers crossed!
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21 Oct 2006, 00:10
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Re: Braap Braap
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Some people accused me of exaggerating things but I hear shots at first and then police sirens everywhere.
The rape took place while I was at work. I just saw the yellow "Can you help?" sign.
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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21 Oct 2006, 00:21
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Re: Braap Braap
Is it coincidence that you saw all this stuff ?! I think you are the perp!
What area in Birmingham is this pig ?
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21 Oct 2006, 01:44
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Re: Braap Braap
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Originally Posted by pig
Welcome to Birmingham
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It's not shit!
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21 Oct 2006, 13:33
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Re: Braap Braap
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Given the size of South London this would hardly be that shocking though.
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Ok, let me rephrase - there's a stabbing or incident every day in some parts of South London.
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21 Oct 2006, 20:07
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Re: Braap Braap
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shyne
Is it coincidence that you saw all this stuff ?! I think you are the perp!
What area in Birmingham is this pig ?
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