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30 Mar 2003, 15:24
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Supreme Being
Join Date: Dec 2000
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[TeamPies] Slaves 2 [SeX]
as their gal names says: "Slaves 2 [SeX]" you read: Slaves to sex.
well as ranked galaxy no 1 in Planetarion, they probably use all their time in fron of the computer.
So do they actualy know what sex is? or have time to sex?
think about it... :-)
yes I know some twats will spam here...
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30 Mar 2003, 15:26
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Good Son
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Finland
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Oh. Bloody cunning. You're one of those 'witty & amusing' persons, aren't you?
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30 Mar 2003, 15:36
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Condemned to RP
Join Date: Mar 2001
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in their circles sitting in front of your computer downloading porn and 'spanking it' classifies as 'sex'.
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30 Mar 2003, 15:37
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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who isnt a slave to sex?
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30 Mar 2003, 15:39
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Condemned to RP
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: The Netherlands
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Quote:
Originally posted by MadeMan
who isnt a slave to sex?
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Any woman?
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30 Mar 2003, 16:02
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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oh no, they love it when they have tried meh..
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30 Mar 2003, 17:17
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Daddy.
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: #nfu
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lol, if u cant take 'em down in game, take a dig at their dignity.
Well, thankfully my dignity is immune to silly pre-pubealcant kids.
-Necro
P.S. two weeks, 4 days, ~14 hours roughly since my last laid. Just b/c it was klendau by no means dictates it doesnt count 
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30 Mar 2003, 17:17
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NE
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: UK
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well its all quite simple really, this is an hour tick based game. so in between those hours u need to pass time.
if its sex, masterbation or alocholizem, we have those 55 mins to be free.
clearly, u sit there hour apon hour waiting for ticks dont u. son shine.
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30 Mar 2003, 18:01
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I love Kwon Boa
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Connecticut, USA
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Quote:
Originally posted by Veil05
if its sex, masterbation or alocholizem, we have those 55 mins to be free.
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[19:36:04] <Vaporizer> he is re-assuring isn't he...you can always think 'at least you're not intguru'
[15:02:56] <Newt|revising> ive got u in my siggy InTGuRu!!!!!!!
[15:03:00] <Newt|revising> u shud return the favour
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30 Mar 2003, 19:28
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Nothing Is Forever.
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Fallen From Grace.
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anyone who cant f*ck and play pa at the same god damn time doesnt deserve to be #1.
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30 Mar 2003, 20:11
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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Time to lock computer and room : 25 seconds
TIme to get to beckys house: 2 mins 20 seconds
Time to log into PA and check etc: 5 minutes
Total time: 7 mins 45 seconds
That leaves about 50 minutes
its all good
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30 Mar 2003, 20:12
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Daddy.
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: #nfu
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
Time to lock computer and room : 25 seconds
TIme to get to beckys house: 2 mins 20 seconds
Time to log into PA and check etc: 5 minutes
Total time: 7 mins 45 seconds
That leaves about 50 minutes
its all good
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lmao ;]
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30 Mar 2003, 20:32
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Inflate My Ego
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Hengelo, The Netherlands
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Quote:
Originally posted by Teh_Necro
lol, if u cant take 'em down in game, take a dig at their dignity.
Well, thankfully my dignity is immune to silly pre-pubealcant kids.
-Necro
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you have dignity necceh?
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Who keeps an arrow in his bow,
And if you prod him, lets it go?
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30 Mar 2003, 23:45
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Whooopaa!
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Aaaaat home! \o/
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm.....yes, probably they have a slight idea of what sex is. Modern world is so decadent and lacking of moral principles.....
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30 Mar 2003, 23:48
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Condemned to RP
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: The Netherlands
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Quote:
Originally posted by Teh_Necro
Well, thankfully my dignity is immune to silly pre-pubealcant kids.
-Necro
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YOU'RE the one tagging your gal 'slaves to sex'.
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30 Mar 2003, 23:55
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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I always found it funny how accusing someone of virginity over the internet always gets their backs up. This gets Jonny's favourite thread of the week award.
PS The odds of anyone who reads this thread having had sex more than twice a year are astronomical (and unfortunately that includs me :(((((((((((((()
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30 Mar 2003, 23:58
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
Time to lock computer and room : 25 seconds
TIme to get to beckys house: 2 mins 20 seconds
Time to log into PA and check etc: 5 minutes
Time to have sex: 1 minute
Total time: 8 mins 45 seconds
That leaves about 49 minutes
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I fixed it 
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Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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31 Mar 2003, 00:06
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Pegasus Rising
Join Date: Sep 2000
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still leaves about 50 minutes. not 49. no one says about 49 minutes do they?
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31 Mar 2003, 00:14
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Naked & Profane
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
PS The odds of anyone who reads this thread having had sex more than twice a year are astronomical (and unfortunately that includs me ((((((((((((()
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I'll have a tenner on that then :P (what are the odds?)
(i have sex at least twice a day when i in the same town as my gf, which is about three days a week or so, which im sure adds up to more than twice a year i win  )
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31 Mar 2003, 01:07
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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It just makes me think of ********** when i see it.
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31 Mar 2003, 01:09
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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S T A R S P H E R E
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31 Mar 2003, 03:43
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HC of StrongHold
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Norway
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Re: [TeamPies] Slaves 2 [SeX]
Quote:
Originally posted by NotLife
as their gal names says: "Slaves 2 [SeX]" you read: Slaves to sex.
well as ranked galaxy no 1 in Planetarion, they probably use all their time in fron of the computer.
So do they actualy know what sex is? or have time to sex?
think about it... :-)
yes I know some twats will spam here...
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slaves of wank maybe ?
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31 Mar 2003, 04:03
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
S T A R S P H E R E
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31 Mar 2003, 05:45
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vole vo koshe avec moi?
Join Date: Feb 2003
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no girl likes me.. but i dont complain..
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31 Mar 2003, 07:53
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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well who the fk will post on a board how often u fk and all this ****, u are freaks all off ya..
try to keeep some privacy, next time what will you do, disccuss you penis length?
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31 Mar 2003, 08:57
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Whooopaa!
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Aaaaat home! \o/
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Quote:
Originally posted by MadeMan
well who the fk will post on a board how often u fk and all this ****, u are freaks all off ya..
try to keeep some privacy, next time what will you do, disccuss you penis length?
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Why do you want to avoid that discussion? Small penis huh? 
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31 Mar 2003, 09:03
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Condemned to RP
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Re: Re: [TeamPies] Slaves 2 [SeX]
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Originally posted by Baxrus
slaves of wank maybe ?
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I hear some of them have to see a doctor about chronic wrist dislocation. Doctor told them to stop or he'd have to amputate.
So they made an appointement to have a rib removed.
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31 Mar 2003, 14:24
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TeamPies
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: England
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heh didnt need a rib removed i have a dog
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<Pies> saying ive got a ego
<Pies> larger then a house again
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31 Mar 2003, 15:06
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Yaroslav
Why do you want to avoid that discussion? Small penis huh?
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And why did i see that question coming.
Its bigger than u imagine it to be. ^^
but this kind of disscusion u can discus on an other forum!
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31 Mar 2003, 16:56
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Daddy.
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: #nfu
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And a jar of peanus butter no doubt pies.
Most noteably, i'm still quite willing to declare that i'm addicted to the mating lark, while still being able to hold my head up high.
So sorry para, i win again !! hahahehe.
-Necro
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31 Mar 2003, 19:43
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Condemned to RP
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: The Netherlands
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Quote:
Originally posted by Teh_Necro
So sorry para, i win again !! hahahehe.
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My god man, don't you realise what you are doing? You are on an internet forum resorting to explaining how you 'do' have sex and are 'not sad' in any way because you 'get some' and then input a timer of how long ago you supposedly had any from imaginary minger and state that you 'won'.... AGAIN. (<--- !!)
I'm sorry if I'm rather blunt, well I'm not but lets make pretend I am cuz it makes a really nice sentence, but wake up and smell the wee ffs.
I'm wondering how far off you are from getting a manicure and a night-lotion to make the experience more pleasurable.
freak.
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