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7 Nov 2006, 08:20
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Simple Fun about world k
Sumo Kamikaze
Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland !'' The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!'' The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''
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7 Nov 2006, 14:19
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Registered User
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
the englishman would say 'god save the queen'
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7 Nov 2006, 14:25
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Jazz Man
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
Delete thread.
Ban user.
</yahwe>
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7 Nov 2006, 16:41
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
In before the ban
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7 Nov 2006, 17:04
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
Quote:
Originally Posted by horn
It's Muscle Not Fat!!
edit: whatever shit mod set the forums so that posts all in caps default to lower case text needs to do more useful stuff and less shit stuff.
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It's been like that since the beginning (9 years or whatever ago).
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7 Nov 2006, 17:10
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
Why would they say those things in that circumstance, especially the Englishman who you appear to believe is a patriotic republican. The scotsman would most likely say "**** you all" or somesuch, based on experience.
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Originally Posted by Dace
It's been like that since the beginning (9 years or whatever ago).
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It hasn't actually, but it was only about 18 months into the lifetime of the forum that it came in.
You can still have all caps posts, I think. We'll see momentarily.
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Verily.
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7 Nov 2006, 17:10
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
FISH FISH FISH FISH YO IN DA HOSU
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7 Nov 2006, 19:04
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Banned
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
What the hell, is it an advertising bot and if so what is it advertising?
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7 Nov 2006, 19:06
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Insomniac
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
if its a bot, its pretending to be a real person so it wont be banned straight away for spamming on its first post etc.
either that or its viral marketers trying to advertise sumo wrestling
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7 Nov 2006, 19:10
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Registered User
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
A quick Yahoo!* shows the nick one quite a few forums.
*I don't do Google
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7 Nov 2006, 19:21
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Banned
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
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Originally Posted by Phil^
if its a bot, its pretending to be a real person so it wont be banned straight away for spamming on its first post etc.
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What, the people who designed it think I'm going to be fooled into letting it stay whenever it starts advertising because it posted a shitty joke a month ago?
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7 Nov 2006, 19:23
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Insomniac
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
no-one said the people who designed it were particularly bright
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7 Nov 2006, 21:03
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
What, the people who designed it think I'm going to be fooled into letting it stay whenever it starts advertising because it posted a shitty joke a month ago?
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I don't think the bot's intent is to outwit you or forum admins per se; I think the intent is to outwit the automatic defenses that forum admins have put in place on most forums (for example, the can't post links until post count > N rule). Once that's accomplished it will presumably go into spam mode and will be banned (manually) some hours or days later (depending on the forum/admin); but it will have delivered it's payload for some period of time on some number of forums. Thus, the spam bot will have successfully completed its mission. :|
The spammer's costs are amortized over all the forums he's spamming (and all the copies of the bot he's running). His investment in any particular forum, such as this one, is negligible. Once he can slip his bot past the automatic defenses then he's essentially won because his advert will get out (for at least some period of time).
He should randomize his nicks though as that's a too easy way to track his bot(s).
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7 Nov 2006, 21:08
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Banned
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
Hmm, well, banned it anyways!
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7 Nov 2006, 21:36
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I am.
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
how did it get pos rep?
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8 Nov 2006, 20:32
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
What the hell, is it an advertising bot and if so what is it advertising?
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Jakiri is a bot?
Well I'll be damned!
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8 Nov 2006, 20:35
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
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Originally Posted by dda
Jakiri is a bot?
Well I'll be damned!
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Hey guys has anyone shopped with http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/ I hear they're quite good
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8 Nov 2006, 20:56
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
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Wow! !00% satisfaction guaranteed? Amazing stuff.
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8 Nov 2006, 21:07
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Simple Fun about world k
Quote:
Originally Posted by horn
care to share?
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The method is obvious in the quoted text!
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