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12 Feb 2005, 01:25
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Dr. Phil
I've been away recently but I've been watching Dr. Phil on Sky One (mid-day). Anyone else happened to be engaged by his shows? Despite being a doctor, he's quite a comedian. A few of my favorites:
"You can glue feathers to a dog, but it will never be a duck".
"You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich."
"You don't need a rope to pinch a stranger's butt."
"You don't need feelings to fondle a donkey."
"You don't need a bear trap to wish I would shut up."
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12 Feb 2005, 01:57
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Re: Dr. Phil
heh, sounds genius.
I may have to watch him sometime.
Incidentally, i was watching Judge Judy earlier today (when cricket got rained off) and i have to say that I may indeed love that woman Pure hilarity.
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12 Feb 2005, 08:56
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Re: Dr. Phil
Dr Phil is actually rather fun to watch, don't take him that seriously, but it is just amusing to see all those problems come by, however when he was still in Oprah I thought he was better.
[edit: English grammarskills++]
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12 Feb 2005, 13:57
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Re: Dr. Phil
Great to see some people don't like Dr. Phil!
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12 Feb 2005, 13:58
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Re: Dr. Phil
I never watch either Dr. Phil or Oprah.
I have, however, seen a good few Judge Judy shows, for the hilarity that some of the cases in her court deliver.
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12 Feb 2005, 14:07
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Re: Dr. Phil
I thought this thread was about a porno film where Phil and Aryn play at doctors and nurses and now I want my money back.
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13 Feb 2005, 19:53
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Dr. Phil
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Originally Posted by Knight Theamion
Dr Phil is actually rather fun to watch, don't take him that seriously, but it is just amusing to see all those problems come by, however when he was still in Oprah I thought he was better.
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You sure it was Oprah and not The Larry Sanders show he was on?!
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13 Feb 2005, 20:04
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Re: Dr. Phil
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Originally Posted by Leshy
I never watch either Dr. Phil or Oprah.
I have, however, seen a good few Judge Judy shows, for the hilarity that some of the cases in her court deliver.
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the one with John Lydon (a.k.a. Johhny Rotten from the Sex Pistols) is a good episode.
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13 Feb 2005, 23:30
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Re: Dr. Phil
You're telling me that you don't have to pay Jonny each time you want to view a thread?
That lying ****.
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14 Feb 2005, 00:44
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Dirte
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Re: Dr. Phil
I once missed a program with both Dr. Phil and Oprah, beacause I went to Denmark while drunk.
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14 Feb 2005, 00:52
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Re: Dr. Phil
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snurx
I once missed a program with both Dr. Phil and Oprah, beacause I went to Denmark while drunk.
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The last four people I've tried to pos-rep I've been unable to. I think I might just start randomly neg-repping people.
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14 Feb 2005, 01:02
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Dr. Phil
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
The last four people I've tried to pos-rep I've been unable to. I think I might just start randomly neg-repping people.
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it's not random if it's always Yahwe
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14 Feb 2005, 04:42
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edited for readability
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Re: Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil sucks ... IMO..
the only reason he is being funny now is because he knows Dr Drew pwns him.
love lines.
Dr. Phil suggest that if you want to get better, you can get better.
That makes perfect ****ing sence..
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