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5 Feb 2005, 21:14
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so f*cking zen
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Random bits of conversation you overhear
I just walked to the chipie*.
On the way there i passed two girls and a guy walking together towards me.
I only heard <20 seconds of the convo but it went like this:
<Girl> I'm REALLY gonna fall out with you if you dont stop.
<Guy> Look Jenny he knows where you take it every night.
<Girl> Shut up
<Guy> No
<Girl> SHUT UP!
<Guy> NO!
<Girl> SHUT UP!
<Guy> NO!
<Girl> SHUT UP!
<Guy> NO!
*conversation fades out*
I think i have a dirty mind.
*as a Scot who lives in Glasgow i try my best to maintain the stereotype
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5 Feb 2005, 21:22
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
we can't grow old and weird together if you keep eating shit food.
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5 Feb 2005, 21:26
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
I doubt he can get any weirder... can he?
He old bit is a different story.
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5 Feb 2005, 21:33
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I am.
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
<Girl> I'm REALLY gonna fall out with you if you dont stop.
<Guy> Look Jenny he knows where you take it every night.
<Girl> Shut up
<Guy> No
<Girl> SHUT UP!
<Guy> NO!
<Girl> SHUT UP!
<Guy> NO!
<Girl> SHUT UP!
<Guy> NO!
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copyright Gordon Ross circa 2002
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5 Feb 2005, 21:40
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
Ahhhhhhhhh.
The wit.
The banter.
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6 Feb 2005, 16:22
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
the other day i was on the bus and i heard a conversation something like this.
Girl: definitely isnt in my mobile phone dictionary, it keeps coming up wrong.
Girl B: maybe youre spelling it wrong, its d-e-f-i-n-a-t-e-l-y
Girl: thats what ive got, there must be something wrong with the phone.
Girl B: try it without the e at the end
Girl: OK, (some seconds pass) nope, still doesnt work, ****ing shit phone.
Deepflow: You spell definitely with an "i", not an "a", d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y
Girl: Oh, thankyou handsome stranger *swoon*
at this point they got off the bus, at manchester university. Goes to show really
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6 Feb 2005, 16:32
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
women love men who can spell.
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6 Feb 2005, 17:41
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
You would think that a woman would love a man who could spell the woman's name, spell and write £12,750 and sign their name, all on the same piece of paper.
However, Vaio has tried all this and the woman does not love him. Strange eh?
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6 Feb 2005, 17:50
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
2 girsl walking towards me (im rather drunk but not so drunk i dont have my 'wits about me' so to speak)
Girl 1 : im so drunk
Girl 2 : me 2!
girl 1 : ahahah
girl 2: ahahah
girl 1: oh god what if we get raped on the way home
girl 2: oh no...
girl 1: hey you.....will you walk us home (talking to me)
NOW
if they had been 'fit as ****' or didnt sound like they came from 'up north' i may have gone 'yes why certainly m'lady
but they wernt
so i said
"No."
Girl 1 : what a gentleman ahahahaha
Girl 2 : if we get raped itll be your fault.
Me : fine by me!
then we part and go our seperate ways.
true story you know.
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6 Feb 2005, 17:56
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
Quote:
Originally Posted by JammyJim
Girl 2 : if we get raped itll be your fault.
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i'd get you off.
i promise.
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6 Feb 2005, 17:59
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
it strike me as somewhat ironic that they are asking a total stranger to walk them home at 2am because the feared being raped....
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6 Feb 2005, 18:04
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Clerk
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
Perhaps you look like a homosexual?
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6 Feb 2005, 18:06
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Perhaps you look like a homosexual?
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Quoted for truth , great justice and pos rep.
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6 Feb 2005, 18:23
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Quoted for truth , great justice and pos rep.
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6 Feb 2005, 18:26
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
women love men who can spell.
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Hence the Harry Potter mania.
Pin-Up material
etc
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6 Feb 2005, 18:28
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
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Originally Posted by Dace
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shut up, he's dreamy. everyone has bad photos
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6 Feb 2005, 18:31
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I am.
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phang
shut up, he's dreamy. everyone has bad photos
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and bad suits.
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6 Feb 2005, 22:08
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
"Maureen is like a total nutter. I won't get on the wrong side of her like, cos she goes ****ing mental, like, she kicks, headbutts, all sorts of shit."
I'm not sure if these were the precise words used, but it's an adequate representation of the general nature of it.
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6 Feb 2005, 22:34
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
they were ugly tho ...well not 'OMG RUN FOR THE HILLS' ugly but definitly not hot...
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6 Feb 2005, 22:48
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
they must have thought you were in their league.....
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7 Feb 2005, 02:30
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
JJ is ugly and ghey!
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7 Feb 2005, 02:57
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
im neither ugly or gay.
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7 Feb 2005, 07:06
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
Black Woman:
Yeah, my babies dady says that if i have 1 more baby, he will marry me. We have 12 now, but he says he wants 1 more, and then he will marry me. We want to get the most of wellfare.
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7 Feb 2005, 09:49
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
That's what I like to see, good business sense...
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7 Feb 2005, 15:25
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
I over heard this on a bus in Dublin on the way to the airport. Two attractive normal enough looking girls. Seemed like good friends. They were sitting on the seats in front of me.
Girl1: Did you ever look at a guy arse and think…I’d like to lick that.
Girl2: *long silence*…N-o. No. Not really.
Girl1: *embaressed silence*…oh.
*dead quiet for the rest of the ~10min bus journey*
It was quite funny.
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7 Feb 2005, 15:35
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
Clearly I take the wrong buses.
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7 Feb 2005, 17:03
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ärketrollmannen
Clearly I take the wrong buses.
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Any bus is the wrong bus.
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7 Feb 2005, 17:15
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
Any bus is the wrong bus.
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Not when there's attractive girls on em that can give you that much of a laugh.
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7 Feb 2005, 17:18
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ärketrollmannen
Clearly I take the wrong buses.
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Get off teh fag0t bus and get on the short bus for even greater justice than before.
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7 Feb 2005, 17:27
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
Any bus is the wrong bus.
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That doesn't even mean anything.
Unless you are against public transport?
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7 Feb 2005, 17:41
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
That doesn't even mean anything.
Unless you are against public transport?
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Public transport as a whole is ok in my opinion. Taxis are fine, trains are fine, whever I've used the tube it's generally fine but I really don't like buses, although I have a tendency to use them when I'm feeling lazy
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7 Feb 2005, 17:52
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I'm great!
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
"If a 747 can glide, surely Jonathon Ross can!"
Good logic. I'm confused...
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7 Feb 2005, 18:13
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
-in a subway train one sunday morning (i was in new york last year), 2 girls were sitting behind me:
girl 1 : "i hooked up with jake last thursday"
girl 2 : "really? how was it?"
girl 1 : "oh my god.. probably the best lay ive ever had.."
girl 2 : "so what did i tell you? i was right, right? the guy's good in bed right? thats the only reason why i stuck with him through all these years"
girl 1 : "yeeaah.. youre right.. but uhm.. (whispering to her...) i dont know but it feels (more whispering..)"
girl 2 : (in a really loud and annoyed voice) "no i dont have ****ing chlamydia, bitch!!!"
-i turned my head around to look at them:
girl 2 : (really annoyed) "what??! can i help you with anything?"
-i looked away and got off on the train's next exit
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7 Feb 2005, 19:27
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
A very quick one on the way home tonight:
<Woman> *conversation fades in*
<Woman> ... yeah so i checked his mobile phone while he was away ...
<Woman> *conversation fades out*
****ing women.
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7 Feb 2005, 19:51
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
I was walking to the train station in Rotherham after the forest match and a couple of Rotherham fans were looking at a mobile phone with a video playing. They then started shouting.
"Yeh, **** that horses cock, yeh, yeh, **** it, wow it's huge, oh man he's coming, she's got horse cum all over her, that's so ****ing sexy."
We just looked at each other and walked a lot quicker.
Mods - feel free to edit that if it's bad.
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7 Feb 2005, 19:58
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
Quote:
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Mods - feel free to edit that if it's bad.
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Can I recommend starting with changing it to f*rest.
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Re: Random bits of conversation you overhear
in the mall today at lunch... 2 old guys were walkin into the grocerystore as we were walking out
grandpa 1: hahaha, and she's only 21
grandpa 2: exactly!
both: hahahahaha
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