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18 May 2003, 06:45
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Gone
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Location: Stuck in the middle with you
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Smoking : Is bad for your health - (testicles aflame)
Right.
Imagine me, bearded lazy git, at 4am slumped in my chair, reading the boards.
I reach for a cigarette and place it in my mouth. I find a box of matches, and strike the match.
The Match breaks.
As I am a lazy sod, and it's 4am I'm wearing only boxers.
Burning match head falls. Burning match head drops through fly of boxes (missing button). Burning match hit's testicles.
/me on fire.
/me panic, beat at blaze with hands.
/me inspect damage.
It's now nearly 7. I have a wet flannel stuffed into my boxers. And a displeased look on my face.
I decided this was so f***ing stupid I post a thread on it.
I hate me.
I deserve no etc.
maybe a
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18 May 2003, 07:17
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Oh Canada!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada #eh?
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Re: Smoking : Is bad for your health - Real evidence.
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Originally posted by MrBrick
snip snip
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I feel your pain man, I've done that while driving....burner falls off smoke as I hit it off my leg while truning a corner, don't realize where it falls...and next thing I know, my boys are burning....upon reaching my home, I inspect to find a nice burn on me snips
not a pleasent feeling
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
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18 May 2003, 07:19
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Gone
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To make it even better.
I now have to get dressed, as some ****ing toerag is trying to move into my wheelie-bin, or steal it. One of the two.
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18 May 2003, 07:22
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Oh Canada!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada #eh?
Posts: 1,466
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
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18 May 2003, 08:35
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Gone
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Location: Stuck in the middle with you
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Wheeliebin safe.
I'm not liking this blister though.
****ing **** of a ****ing **** burn.
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18 May 2003, 08:53
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Macintosh Defender
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: United States of America
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Just dont smoke, its not that hard.
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18 May 2003, 09:35
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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Quote:
Originally posted by Makain
Just dont smoke, its not that hard.
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I second this proposal.
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Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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18 May 2003, 11:01
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J to the C to the A G E
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want me to send you some pubes through the post?
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18 May 2003, 11:13
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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Fourthed.
Someone else needed a few hard luck stories apart from me
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
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18 May 2003, 11:17
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WHY DID YOU PUSH GRANDMA
Join Date: May 2003
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Smoking doesn't kill people, black goo in your lungs kills people.
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18 May 2003, 12:35
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Larry Flinch ir right! Smoking sucks!
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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18 May 2003, 12:59
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Shallow
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Shallow
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i managed to hot rock my knob at 4am sitting on a hill the other week.
spanky kindly kissed it better and i forgot about it so its all good.
was a well comedy little mark though.
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Planetarion -> Psytrance Cmon guys its easy
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18 May 2003, 14:01
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Registered User
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Trust in my Instinct
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18 May 2003, 16:09
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Poor poor MrBrick.
Is it okay now?
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18 May 2003, 19:01
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WHY DID YOU PUSH GRANDMA
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 400
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Quote:
Originally posted by WorkMonkey
which is the product of smoking = smoking kills.
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Oh yeah? Says who?
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18 May 2003, 19:33
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IRC Lackey
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions...
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ouch :eek:
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-Mushroom.
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw
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18 May 2003, 23:12
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deffeh
Fourthed.
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Fifthed.
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Structural Integrity for Creator - since he'll probably make PA turn 3D.
Wikipedia forum
Note to self - Don't write Chinese letters with bold and italics... 猫
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18 May 2003, 23:15
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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I recommend burning your hand off. Pain transference apparently.
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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19 May 2003, 00:22
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: England
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cyp
Fifthed.
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Sixthed
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<Bobzy> It's Jammers rockstargame kid
<Bobzy> Jammers is > the rest of GD/PA at it though.
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19 May 2003, 04:44
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
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Re: Re: Smoking : Is bad for your health - Real evidence.
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Originally posted by Dilly_D
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"snip snip" is not a phrase you should use when refering to a post concerning someone's testicles. :\
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I poke badgers with spoons.
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19 May 2003, 05:09
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Terror and Hubris
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Seventhed.
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19 May 2003, 05:16
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Oh Canada!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada #eh?
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Re: Re: Re: Smoking : Is bad for your health - Real evidence.
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Originally posted by Sandsnake
"snip snip" is not a phrase you should use when refering to a post concerning someone's testicles. :\
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aye...point taken, and noted for future reference :\
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
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19 May 2003, 05:40
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kal_Zakath
Seventhed.
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eigthed
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Where ever you go, there you are.
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19 May 2003, 19:52
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
eigthed
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nineth, not liek brick cares but
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20 May 2003, 08:59
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Registered User
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Re: Re: Smoking : Is bad for your health - Real evidence.
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Originally posted by Dilly_D
RE: "snip snip" in MrBrick Quote
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they might be a bit burnt, but it didn't sound like a totally lost cause.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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20 May 2003, 10:59
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Gone
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Women are understanding.
MrsBrick sang "There's a hole in your penis, dear Daniel dear Daniel" at me for several hours.
****.
(MrBrick = Dan = Daniel)
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20 May 2003, 11:05
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Registered User
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Location: South Pacific
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrBrick
MrsBrick
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did she enjoy the rest for a few nights? no need for headaches
and yeap, women are naturally like that.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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20 May 2003, 11:38
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
did she enjoy the rest for a few nights? no need for headaches
and yeap, women are naturally like that.
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She's got the painters in.
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20 May 2003, 12:56
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SHW
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Location: @home
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Re: Smoking : Is bad for your health - (testicles aflame)
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Originally posted by MrBrick
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Buy a Zippo?
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20 May 2003, 13:02
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Gone
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Re: Re: Smoking : Is bad for your health - (testicles aflame)
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Originally posted by -CP-
Buy a Zippo?
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It was out of fuel.
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20 May 2003, 13:07
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SHW
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Re: Re: Re: Smoking : Is bad for your health - (testicles aflame)
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Originally posted by MrBrick
It was out of fuel.
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Then I suggest getting the class 1 "testi safe" burn proof smoking armour for 99£ at www.smokingimproveslifequality.com...
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
SHW, ReBorn, Wolfpack, NoS, Eclipse, Ascendancy
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20 May 2003, 13:09
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Gone
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Smoking : Is bad for your health - (testicles aflame)
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20 May 2003, 13:10
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SHW
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Smoking : Is bad for your health - (testicles aflame)
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Originally posted by MrBrick
wanker.
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
SHW, ReBorn, Wolfpack, NoS, Eclipse, Ascendancy
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