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Unread 10 Dec 2006, 20:08   #1
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The story of the GD Meet (or 'count the gins')

I arose at the crack of noon to bathe and dress for the forth coming luncheon. Jon (T&F) picked me up from outside my flat and we set out. After a few telephone calls we determined that everything was running late. We were informed that most people were "waiting outside covent garden tube" given the weather, when invited to join them I hung up. Turning to Jon I uttered those most beautiful of words "bugger that, let's go to the pub".

1st Double Gin and Tonic - 1:38pm

Eventually we were summoned to 'Belgo's' for a traditional Belgian christmas lunch. We had to wait in the bar for our table hence I managed to consume another large g&t. In attendance were, T&F, deepflow, minty, flavius, blasto, idi, piglet, furball, myself and Lex Luther. Allow me to describe my companions; pig is massive, idi wisely stood next to pig thereinby appearing thin, minty was doing a convincing impersonation of a popular cake, blasto is short, furball will soon reach double figures, deepflow looks like a druggie, flavius cunningly avoids the greasy deigo stereotype by looking like a greasy deigo, T&F is adorable, and tomkat keeps mumbling about beating superman.

Presently we were seated. At which point a team of highly skilled thieves (later identified as terrorists from their constant mumbling of "dakka dakka mohamed jihad", but originally confused with traffic wardens) stole pig's pack of cigarettes. This would normally have been a non event except for the fact that the gobby little shite wouldn't shut up about it**. Served by trappists monks, and in keeping with sa sense of righteous self deprivation; we dined on modest fare - i myself nibbled on a tiny little lobster. One G&T at lunch.

We then moved on to a wine bar. Except we didn't. Because London being London the wine bar had turned into a tapas bar. Struck dumb by this horrific metamorphosis I allowed Tomkat to take us to a weatherspoons. The ungrateful cancer ridden git however kept insisting that we were not in a weatherspoons (even though we clearly were). 5 G&T's and Dace calls. I leave to let him drop off things at mine.

We return, dace having 'dolled himself up'; which consisted of fumigating himself against insect investation with something he described as 'after shave'. General chat and 4 G&T's later Tomkat gets wanderlust. I tried to argue against this maddness on the basis that we were all happily seated in a place where gin was plentiful; to no avail. Deciding then to just watch him **** things up we all left.

As we wandered, tomkat apparently oblivious to the fact that if you keep turning right you eventually travel in a circle, we were set upon by a sea of santas. Abandoning his pretence at leadership we were then litterally swept by santas down into leicester square. In LS I was approached by a police officer who politely asked me if these badly dressed people were bothering me, momentary temptation to have them all arrested passed as tomkat had now spotted a bar. He approached and when asked how many of us there were he said "ten", the muppet. As you can expect the bouncers replied "we don't let large groups of men in". This was a monstrous calumny because furball at least ought to have qualified as a child.

Tomkat then abandonded his charrade of control begging me to assist. I pointed out a destination, Waxy O'connors, and despatched piglet, idi and deepflow as advance scouts. I then recommended that we who remained took some food. Dace however apparently 'knew better'. Deciding that eating is for wimps he headed into waxy's.

The rest of us set out for food. I was taken to KFC. Where the sweet waiter apparently didn't have an opinion on what the speciality was . I recited my list of things i vaguely remembered from the neon boards and was served. They then proceeded to consume their food in a matter of seconds. Flavius was kind enough to go downstairs and find me some salt (i had mistaken picked up pepper), much to the consternation of tomkat. Pushed to immitate this feat of culinary insanity, I instantly got indigestion.

We left to go to Waxy's which was HEAVING with people. I fixed TK with an ironic eye recalling the seats we had left behind and went and ordered myself 2 large G&Ts. Eventually I found us a table. Where it was swiftly pointed out to pig that if he didn't sit on the bench then we would have enough room to seat half the population of uganda. After 6 more G&Ts I became merry and started singing along to the music. Dace however became extremely drunk. Insisting on texting his 'girl' despite our advice to the contrary.

We then moved on to Los Locos, the only club in London bad enough to allow these people in. After a brief stop for idi and deep to play on the carousel in covent garden (while i introduced flavius to such cultural songs as 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts' 'maybe it's because I'm a Londoner' and 'my old man said follow the van') we arrived. 2 more G&Ts (one for flavius). Some dancing. Mostly by me. Cancer boy chatting up 2 dumpy women. Some more Gins (2). An essex boy telling me that I looked sexy and proceeding to strip for me, then stopping stripping with the words "you were going to look weren't you?". This confusing incident was too much for my gin addled mind so I dutifully forgot it.

By this time Dace was passed out. I therefore decided to take him home. I made him buy a sandwich on the way home (he also bought a bottle of irn bru to avoid any danger of an onlooker thinking that he was English ... or sane ...). We stayed up chatting and I had my final gin at about 2:40am.

I was greated this morning by the words "oh my god I texted Gemma 14 times" ...

I ask those who remained to finish the tale ...

(** Pig's cigarettes were later found ... in his coat ... which to be fair is easy to misplace things in as it doubles up as a sleeping blanket for HMS Invincible)
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Unread 10 Dec 2006, 20:18   #2
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Re: The story of the GD Meet (or 'count the gins')

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After a brief stop for idi and deep to play on the carousel in covent garden
It was TK and pig on the carousel. Apart from that, a very entertaining write-up. I'll put something together later.
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We then moved on to Los Locos, the only club in London
you should have stopped the story there
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Re: The story of the GD Meet (or 'count the gins')

Yahwe's account is pretty accurate. I can't be bothered to essentially repeat what he said. Although I like how he skimmed the KFC encounter. While this wasn't likely to be the most anecdote-rich of events, seeing and hearing Yahwe on his FIRST visit into a KFC was something marvellous. Some little pieces of gold I can remember must be:

Yahwe: "So how do we queue in here? Do I just stand behind this man here?"
Withering, slightly embarrassed look from everyone else present.

Yahwe: "Why do people eat so fast in here? Don't they savour their food?"
furball, looking on with complete bewilderment: "It's KFC. I don't think it's possible to savour your food. You just eat it as fast as possible and hope it doesn't touch your taste buds on the way down"

Yahwe: "Flavio, could you get me some salt?"
Flavius politely nods and goes downstairs to fetch him some salt.
Tom: "You just got him to fetch you some salt, and couldn't be bothered to yourself? He's got his own food to eat"
Yahwe: "Ugh, be quiet and eat your food"

Yahwe: "Oh my... I feel sick. I think I ate my chicken popcorn too quickly. Oh... the indigestion is so bad"
Tom: "It's ok Steven. You don't have to finish it if you can't. You've done very well. We're all really proud of you"
Yahwe, smiling gratefully: "Thanks "


Once we were in Los Locos it all became a little confused. The place was rammed full of people (of which about 80% seemed to be men trying it on with the 20% of women there). I didn't recognise any of the songs, and the dancefloor was packed. Yahwe managed to find a little area to dance in on his own (seeing him dance really is something everyone should experience at least once in their lives - the cardigan added a little je ne sais quoi) and everyone steered clear of his flailing arms and gyrating hips.

I saw an opportunity to sit down (next to two girls). They appeared to not be leched on by any other males, so I decided to start talking to them. I've recently read a book called "The Game" which is about a bunch of guys who essentially turn picking up girls into a science and write theories about it (and then post on usergroups on the net about their findings). Anyway, one of these theories involves going up to a few girls with a scenario which requires their advice or help. I hadn't believed it would work (I thought I might get a quick piece of advice, but that'd be it) but apparently it does. Anyway, the initial opener went something like this:

Tom: "Hi, do you mind if I sit here?"
Brunette: "No, go right ahead"
Tom: "Thanks.... actually maybe you guys can help me with something. My friend from Exeter has been texting me with a problem he's got and I've given up trying to give him advice. Basically he's just starting seeing this new girl and she's got a real problem with him being friends with his ex. He doesn't know what to do about it"
Blonde (turning to me, whereas before she kind of was turning away): "What, so the new girlfriend doesn't like the fact he's friends with his ex?"
Tom: "No, exactly. He wants to be friends with his ex but the new girl doesn't like it"
Brunette: "Well how long ago did they break up?"
Tom: "Errrrr about 6 months ago? They were together for a year or so"

Anyway the conversation got more animated as this went on. I honestly thought they'd just give me some advice and I'd be stuck sitting on my own, but they really got into it. This is the second time I've used this made-up scenario to break the ice with a few girls, and it works brilliantly.

So the conversation progressed a little.

Tom: "So are you girls Londoners then?"
Brunette: "Are we what?"
Tom: "Londoners - do you come from London?"
Brunette: "Oh. No - we come from Jersey"
Tom: "...are you serious"

Cue lots of "wowzers" and "gosh it's a small world" and "do you know so-and-so". Zing.

Unfortunately it transpired that one of the girls had had a boyfriend for 4 years, and the other seemed to be a bit religious. Me, thinking I was hilariously witty and amusing, when in fact I was probably pretty insulting. Oh well!

Deepflow, furball, Minty and Flavius left a bit early (1:30am or so I think?) and I believe ended up sleeping at Flav's for a few hours before heading home.

Pig and I remained at the club, drinking a little bit more, and dancing a little bit more. We left at 3am or so, and walked to Picadilly Circus with the two girls. We got our second rickshaw of the night from some poor guy who tried to tell us he couldn't fit 4 people in it (eyeing pig up and down worryingly at the same time), until we convinced him he had the strength to do it. I paid him in Jersey money too. Poor sod.

Our plan was to go to a casino until 7 or 8am to keep warm and lose a bit of money, but apparently all casinos in the UK are required to close by 4am, by law. This hampered our plans somewhat. Our trains weren't until 7am or so, and it was deathly cold. So what did we do? Another rickshaw to Waterloo! Ohhh yeah.

I think this might be one of the scariest moments of my life. The fact that the guy had a wonky eye when we approached him should have been my first warning sign. Did he have depth perception? Pig seemed confident though, so I trusted in him. The guy drove up streets while being shouted at by guys in cars who I'm sure were gangsters (or just black, whatever), driving across two lanes of traffic into more oncoming traffic, going up one way streets, going across pavements, and freewheeling down hills at something like 30mph.

One good thing came out of this hell-ride though - my heartbeat went right up, which probably kept me warmer for another 5 minutes. It might even have saved my life, as I swear that after 3 hours sitting in Waterloo Station pig and I were close to death. Luckily Costa opened and we used the warmth from a medium hot chocolate each to warm our little mitts. Imagine that - beating cancer then beaten by the English winter. Gawd damn.




Anyway, I wrote a couple of zings on my phone from the evening as they amused me at the time. Most of them have me in them. I'm not trying to go "lol guys look how funny i am" - it's just I only started writing them down towards the end of the evening, and obviously I was in all the conversations as otherwise I wouldn't have remembered them. Yahwe did some good ones earlier in the evening but I can't remember them, and I hadn't been writing them down then.

Dace: "I want to shag Gemma "
Tom: "You can't - she's in France. Stop texting her!"
Dace: "I want to break her in half "
Tom: "Is that so she'll be slimmer?"
Dace: ""



Dace, pointing at Yahwe: "He dances like he looks"
Tom: "Huh?"
Dace: "BAAAAAAD"



Tom, talking to an indian girl in the UV lights: "God, your teeth are so WHITE! They look amazing! Have you had them whitened or something?"
Girl, smiling at the compliment: "No, I had braces when I was 14 or so though"
Tom: "Oh wait. I think they only look white because the rest of your face is so dark"
Girl: "What"
Tom: "I... uh...I'll be back in a minute"



Girl, flicking through the photos: "Oh can you delete that one of me please?"
Tom: "Yeah ok"
Girls continue to flick very rapidly through the photos on my camera, spending about 1-2 seconds on each one. They suddenly stop and turn to us.
Girls: "Who's that?"
The pic on the cam is of Blasto, sitting normally and smiling at the camera.
Pig, proudly: "He's our friend. We have black friends, you know"
Girls: "Oh"
Poor Blasto



Tom: "God doesn't love you"
Girl: "Yes he does - he loves everyone!"
Tom: "Not you. You're a terrible Christian"
Girl: "I go to church every Sunday actually!"
Tom: "Really? That's quite admirable actually. What about hangovers?"
Girl: "Oh, I go on Sunday evenings"
Tom: "Oh. That doesn't count. You aren't a real Christian"
Girl: "Yes I am!"
Tom: "No. You really aren't. God doesn't have time to be at church all day. Everyone knows he spends Sunday evenings watching Jonathon Ross"
Girl: "Whatever. Where's my friend gone?"
Tom: ""



And that's my little report of yesterday's events! It was good to see everyone again, and meet idi and Flav for the first time. I had an excellent time (although I spent an exorbitant amount of money). Hopefully next time more people will come along, and maybe next time we won't end up in Los Locos!
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The guy drove up streets while being shouted at by guys in cars who I'm sure were gangsters (or just black, whatever),
I'm amazed that only black guys can be dubbed "gangsters".

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Girl, flicking through the photos: "Oh can you delete that one of me please?"
Tom: "Yeah ok"
Girls continue to flick very rapidly through the photos on my camera, spending about 1-2 seconds on each one. They suddenly stop and turn to us.
Girls: "Who's that?"
The pic on the cam is of Blasto, sitting normally and smiling at the camera.
Pig, proudly: "He's our friend. We have black friends, you know"
Girls: "Oh"
Poor Blasto
So she didn't give the slightest indication that I was hot?

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I'm amazed that only black guys can be dubbed "gangsters".
White guys can too but there weren't any in the car shouting at us

I'm sure they were about to shoot us or something



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So she didn't give the slightest indication that I was hot?

She didn't say why she'd asked who you were. That's why we didn't understand how we were supposed to respond
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Maybe she was wondering why you had the picture of a 12 year old on your camera.
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She didn't say why she'd asked who you were. That's why we didn't understand how we were supposed to respond
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Re: The story of the GD Meet (or 'count the gins')

he should've mentioned that that you'd had your fish stolen by some bitch
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Yahwe: "Flavio, could you get me some salt?"
Flavius politely nods and goes downstairs to fetch him some salt.
Tom: "You just got him to fetch you some salt, and couldn't be bothered to yourself? He's got his own food to eat"
Yahwe: "Ugh, be quiet and eat your food"
In my defense, I was utterly bored and really didn't mind getting the poor boy some salt. I wasn't sitting or anything before, and was eating chicken popcorn. Besides, I'm a good person.


But yeah, Yahwe dancing has to be the most awkward moment of the night, followed by no-one at the disco even noticing. The place was that bad.

I also remember having to say 'no' to everyone at least three times, offering me a drink. I still don't fit in the habit of having to be drinking at all times. Oh and I remember a few girls looking at me and smiling, but nothing happened.

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Oh youse guys. Whenever I read these I always think 'hm wish i had gone to meet up with them.'

TK you really do have to stop with the whole 'racism chatup line' thing. I dont think its ever going to work.


Saying 'yo wassup darky' to a black girl and expecting to get laid isnt going to work =(((
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Idi's uploaded TK's photos to his webspace, so I thought I'd link to them here.

http://www.idimmu.net/gallery2/v/pagd200612/


A guide to who everyone is:

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A more flattering photo of Dace?
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Too much alcohol makes Dace sleepy. So we put things on him and took photos.
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Saying 'yo wassup darky' to a black girl and expecting to get laid isnt going to work =(((
The weird thing is she wasn't even black, or even that dark, out of the UV light. We only realised when the lights came on that she was white (or near enough). She's in a few of the pics (the short dark haired one). In the UV she honestly looked quite dark, to the point where her teeth and eyes shone up like in a Bugs Bunny cartoon when they turn out the lights. Very odd.


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In my defense, I was utterly bored and really didn't mind getting the poor boy some salt. I wasn't sitting or anything before, and was eating chicken popcorn. Besides, I'm a good person.
I just get all confused as to why anyone would CHOOSE to be nice to Yahwe
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Idi's uploaded TK's photos to his webspace, so I thought I'd link to them here.
What happened to Yahwe?

Dont tell me that the camera broke whenever you pointed it in his direction?! .
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For some reason I just read this as "Yahwe - Count the chins"

Sounds like it was a good night anyway

Next time you should come to Manchester as it's a lot easier finding a nice bar that doesn't charge exorbitant prices.
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For some reason I just read this as "Yahwe - Count the chins"
In before yahwe says something like "Well with young piglet there, I was kept counting for hours."

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It was fun :-)

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Oh youse guys. Whenever I read these I always think 'hm wish i had gone to meet up with them.'
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The meets we had were always great!

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For some reason I just read this as "Yahwe - Count the chins"
Yeah I had read it like that earlier.

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The meets we had were always great!

But I don't want to meet internet people having met you, those are experiences I never want to repeat


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Re: The story of the GD Meet (or 'count the gins')

A quick calculation indicates that Yahwe drank 23-24 gins ("maybe more if some were doubles and some were large"0 over a 13 hour period. By modest calculations, Yahwe should have ended the evening at around a .22% blood alcohol level.

This would indicate to me that either Yahwe's announced cut back on gin (from a few months ago) has hit a snag or, if he has cut back, the quantities he previously consumed was prodigious indeed.

I am curious, what is the average cost of an alcoholic drink in London at places such as you frequented? In my home town of Stockton, 24 gins would run $120-140 at any place that wasn't on skid row.

I wish someone had included photos of Steven eating popcorn chicken at a Kentucky Fried Chicken outlet. It would have made excellent blackmail fodder.
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A quick calculation indicates that Yahwe drank 23-24 gins ("maybe more if some were doubles and some were large"0 over a 13 hour period. By modest calculations, Yahwe should have ended the evening at around a .22% blood alcohol level.

This would indicate to me that either Yahwe's announced cut back on gin (from a few months ago) has hit a snag or, if he has cut back, the quantities he previously consumed was prodigious indeed.

I am curious, what is the average cost of an alcoholic drink in London at places such as you frequented? In my home town of Stockton, 24 gins would run $120-140 at any place that wasn't on skid row.

I wish someone had included photos of Steven eating popcorn chicken at a Kentucky Fried Chicken outlet. It would have made excellent blackmail fodder.
I'm not a snob.

EDIT: plus the tiny little packet was jam full of the little devils; though as afore mentioned i find it quite tricky to consume a meal in 2.3 seconds ...
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But yeah, Yahwe dancing has to be the most awkward moment of the night, followed by no-one at the disco even noticing. The place was that bad.
orly?

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Dace, ffs.The girls is in France!
What is there to loose when you are in a foreign city where no one knows you?
Flirt mercilessly and get a quick shag or twelve.
It wasn't that i hadn't planned to it's just that i got myself into somewhat of a state :(


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I was greated this morning by the words "oh my god I texted Gemma 14 times"
It was 15 times ;'(
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I'm not looking at the photos. I know they're bad and i asked Tom to delete them but he placated me by saying that he just wouldn't put them online ...
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Re: The story of the GD Meet (or 'count the gins')

Actually Tom did put them online (facebook) and they were then transferred ...
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ah well.
Those evil geniuses cant be trusted i guess. Wonder if you overheard his plans for disposing of superman...
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Re: The story of the GD Meet (or 'count the gins')

Dace saying to Flavius...

"This is how you drink. Pint, double spirit, pint, double spirit" calling us "pussys" for grabbing some food and then passing out at 10pm had to be the highlight
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I'll delete them if you want Rankin.

It's pretty girly though, not wanting pictures online just because you don't like how you look in them. I mean I don't like how I look in the majority of my photos, as I have no hair and am kind of pasty right now. I know people like looking at photos though so I try not to care too much.

But if you want them taken down, I can do that!

Say "plz"!
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Is your hair ever going to grow back tommy?
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Yeah - it's growing back slowly now. Hopefully within a month there should be a visible fuzz.
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Dace saying to Flavius...

"This is how you drink. Pint, double spirit, pint, double spirit" calling us "pussys" for grabbing some food and then passing out at 10pm had to be the highlight
I thought the exact same thing when I saw the photo of Dace passed out.
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