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Unread 15 Feb 2005, 02:00   #1
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My pussy opened up
After finding my lost cat roaming around, she gave birth today. I thought she was castrated or whatever...?! How sweet, being on V-day...although I want to know what kind of cat she mingled with...
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Re: My pussy opened up
make them into a coat

or was that dogs...
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Re: My pussy opened up
Face it, your cats a whore.
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Re: My pussy opened up
I bet she mingled with all the Chav-cats behind the bins at the shopping centre.

You'd better call the kittens Sharon, Trace, Wayne, Densil and Gav or your cat will rip your jugular out.
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Re: My pussy opened up
You thought your female cat was castrated?

Good thinking on your part!
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So your male cat gave birth? This is big news!
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I was hoping for tales of vaginas
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Re: My pussy opened up
she would have been shagging any and all tom cats that came her way
they will be most amusing to watch get bigger over the next 6 or 7 weeks but be aware they will piss on the floor a lot
should you not find homes for them the RSPCA will rehome them no problem at all
and get the mother to the vet as soon as they kittens are gone or she will be back out shagging again
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Re: My pussy opened up
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she would have been shagging any and all tom cats that came her way
I just love norty felines!
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Re: My pussy opened up
My cat jumped out from to sixt floor just to have sex. Came back 3 days later but due to the drugs she had to take due to her lacerations, she lost her babies.
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Re: My pussy opened up
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I just love norty felines!
LOL, Tom got shagged by a cat.
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she would have been shagging any and all tom cats that came her way
Don't male cats have spikes on their penis so that when they withdraw they scratch up the inside of the female cat meaning that no other cat can shag her?
Nasty.
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Don't male cats have spikes on their penis so that when they withdraw they scratch up the inside of the female cat meaning that no other cat can shag her?
Nasty.
I think it's so that the female can't withdraw suddenly and thus damage the male's penis. The male also bites hold of the scruff of the female's neck during intercourse.
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