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ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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26 Feb 2006, 20:01
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
One of the funniest things i've seen in a while.
Truly brilliant.
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26 Feb 2006, 20:09
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
Looks like someone's still using Windows 95
Seriously though, that's just scary. I give it a month before he kills someone
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26 Feb 2006, 20:29
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
i give him 6 years before he annexes the sudetenland
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26 Feb 2006, 20:47
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
Dear God, someone forgot to take his ritalin in the morning.
This guy is more hilarious than the Star Wars kid. I just wish my german was good enough to understand wtf he's squeeling like a pig about.
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26 Feb 2006, 20:50
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
That was brilliant.
"Ich wirde euch ümbringen!! Töten!!"
Though I'm not certain if this is more a case of TRA* than ADHD.
* Technology Related Anger
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26 Feb 2006, 21:05
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
He's obviously acting but I'm impressed that he manages to go for four minutes like that.
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26 Feb 2006, 21:18
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
We've all done it....
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26 Feb 2006, 21:39
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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We've all done it....
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Personally , i have never ever destroyed a keyboard in a fit of rage whilst getting frustrated at my own actions or the actions of others in a game.
Closest ive come was breaking joysticks back on the old Atari 2600.
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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Originally Posted by _RATM_
Dear God, someone forgot to take his ritalin in the morning.
This guy is more hilarious than the Star Wars kid. I just wish my german was good enough to understand wtf he's squeeling like a pig about.
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Some translation:
"i want to play"
"start the damn game"
"Oh my god - what is this? what happened?"
"start T H E DAMNED GAME you son of a bitch"
"where is the Escape key?"
"i dont need no help"
"i dont need no help"
"i killed him yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
"i will kill you all"
"eat that you son of a bitch"
"i will just shoot you"
then at the end he starts to slightly lose his temper as somebody shoots at him.
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26 Feb 2006, 23:34
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
oh my ...
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
There's a 'BOOM HEADSHOT' and a 'imagine how loud he gets when/if he has sex' selection of jokes here.
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27 Feb 2006, 01:31
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
Quoted for truth.
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I confess that I can't see the difference between one mentalist (child) beating the crap out of a keyboard (which has never done him any harm) and the nuremberg rallies.
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27 Feb 2006, 02:44
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
I dutifully edited the wiki reference so that under 'Nurnberg' Norwegian was included.
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
i give him 6 years before he annexes the sudetenland
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the what?
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
That kid makes FPS Doug look sedated.
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
Holy ****.
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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That kid makes FPS Doug look sedated.
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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the what?
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German
Angry
Hitler
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27 Feb 2006, 11:25
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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the what?
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If it's related to 'german' in any way it's always perfectly safe to make some nazi-reference that's the only thing that defines Germany after all
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
Everyone let's buy the little fat **** a bag of Wotsits and watch in awe as he gets ever more angry at the keyboard becoming covered in orange dust all the while giggling in the knowledge that his fat little fat hands keep obtaining more as he crams his podgy little fingers into the plastic bag.
Then I want him to lick the keyboard. I want him to lick it the **** clean. I want him to LICK THE ****ING KEYBOARD. LICK IT! LICK IT! LICK IT YOU SON OF A BITCH! LICK IT! LICK IT! LICK IT! LICK IT YOU FAT **** LICK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHGHHGHHHGHHG. LICK THE DAMNED KEYBOARD. EAT MORE CHEETOS. LICK. EAT! LICK!! EAAAAAAT! THEN BURY YOUR FACE IN THE EMPTY, GREASY PACKET YOU LITTLE SACK OF FILTH. DO ITTTTTT
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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Originally Posted by pablissimo
Everyone let's buy the little fat **** a ticket to the circus and watch in awe as he gets ever more angry at the clowns squirting more and more water at the crowd while giggling in the knowledge that his fat little fat hands keep sweating more as he waits for a clown to get close to him
Then I want him to lick their clownshoes. I want him to lick them the **** clean. I want him to LICK MY ****ING CLOWNSHOE. LICK IT! LICK IT! LICK IT YOU SON OF A BITCH! LICK IT! LICK IT! LICK IT! LICK IT YOU FAT **** LICK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHGHHGHHHGHHG. LICK THE DAMNED SHOE. EAT MORE CUSTARD PIES. LICK. EAT! LICK!! EAAAAAAT! THEN BURY YOUR FACE IN MY OVERSIZED TROUSERS YOU LITTLE SACK OF FILTH. DO ITTTTTT
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
now if the kid had a stutter it would be Oscar winning material
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
lol, internets is funny and im funny too because i post shitty links.
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27 Feb 2006, 18:52
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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excellent point well presented (of course we'd expect nothing less from Yahwe)
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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Id say that was absoloutely ****ing superb.
Except
Ebaumsworld has again stolen the content and marked it as their own, which we all know is utter ****ing knobcheese thieving bollocks.
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
A different cut - this time with english subtitles
Angry German Kid Vrs Numa Numa
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
Wow, I seemed to be pretty worked up in my response to this thread a while back. I need to chillax more.
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
A few of you kiddies should grow up I thought this version was funny enough to post it, it contains english subtitles and it was new on that site. To avoid crowding the forum with a new thread, i searched for this thread to append it. Some neg rep comments i catched for this are actually making me smile - keep them coming
If the forum mods wouldnt want old threads to be bumped - they could simply disable it.
ps: i find some of the comments esp. funny since they dont have anything to do with what i posted and given the quality of the threads posted lately... *rolleyes*
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Personally , i have never ever destroyed a keyboard in a fit of rage whilst getting frustrated at my own actions or the actions of others in a game.
Closest ive come was breaking joysticks back on the old Atari 2600.
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I remember having one of those. Those cheap joysticks would lose the rubber cover too easily. And eventually the button would stop working. Ah the good old days with 1 stick, 1 button, and 1 brain cell needed to play.
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
Posting in solidarity of the no bump community.
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
i dont really think adding something worthwhile (barely) to an old thread should be classified as bumping, if he just made a post saying "lol" or somthing then fair enough
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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Posting in solidarity of the no bump community.
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16 Aug 2006, 18:56
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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yes!
we need to keep the creation of new threads to a minimum while simultaneously ensuring that conversation is as confusing as possible
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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Ahhh now THAT was actually funny.
Kura's original link wasn't funny. Some fat ugly kid shouting at a computer? Hardly Spike Milligan humour, is it?
(especially as Kura labelled it as a "kid with ADHD", which really isn't that funny )
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
i just have to ad my comment to this so hate me if you will
but that is not adht. But it is funny
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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(especially as Kura labelled it as a "kid with ADHD", which really isn't that funny )
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Would 'kid with undiagnosed cancer' been better?
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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we need to keep the creation of new threads to a minimum
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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Old threads being active does not preclude new threads being made.
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well no.
not as such.
but bumping a thread several days old usually prevents ...
no
wait
I get it
you selectively quoted me. god I look the fool now ...
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
I presumed that a few seconds of confusion for each reader is highly unlikely to cause the forums to come to a halt.
(and of course I selectively quoted you, I was responding to that point in particular)
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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I presumed that a few seconds of confusion for each reader is highly unlikely to cause the forums to come to a halt.
(and of course I selectively quoted you, I was responding to the point in particular)
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oh well then you must be right.
:spastic: (goodness there is no smilee for that. my bad)
EDIT: :deliberatelychoosingtobeobtuseonthepresumptionthatyoucanactuallyunderstandenglish:
we need that smilee more
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
oh well then you must be right.
:spastic: (goodness there is no smilee for that. my bad)
EDIT: :deliberatelychoosingtobeobtuseonthepresumptionthatyoucanactuallyunderstandenglish:
we need that smilee more
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Did you actually have a point with your comment about thread creation?
On a sidenote i think people would have been even more negative about it if i made a new thread for this link. The video is funny, but not funny enough for a new thread IMHO
I start to wonder if this radical "no thread bumping" position means that you practically cant discuss topics which have been discussed in the past.
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bumping threads for tenuous links is shit. bumping threads that Kura started and so making people think he'd come back is ****ing unforgivable.
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the forum rules say bumping is wrong. you are supposed to be a grown up who can control his actions not a ****ing child who needs constant moderation
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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oh well then you must be right.
:spastic: (goodness there is no smilee for that. my bad)
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I'd have thought you knew by now that picking out one or two points from someone's post instead of tackling it as a whole was Dante's arguing/debating style?
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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I'd have thought you knew by now that picking out one or two points from someone's post instead of tackling it as a whole was Dante's arguing/debating style?
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
Well I was bumping the BSG thread each time I wanted to talk about it, and I thought it was okay because the people talking in the BSG thread knew what was going on. But generally when I see a new thread, I think it is new, and it is such a bother to respond to an intense discussion and then find out it was an intense discussion two years ago. :/
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
i knew it wouldnt be long until the post went off topic only 6 months and were now talking about bumping threads
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
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Well I was bumping the BSG thread each time I wanted to talk about it, and I thought it was okay because the people talking in the BSG thread knew what was going on.
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I didn't.
Bumped threads usually do confuse me and my first response is "Oh, x (where x is some old long gone poster) is back" but then I realise and I go on with my life without suffering any major psychological trauma. I may be unique in that regard.
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Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.
So all this fuss was about a bump?
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