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29 Jul 2004, 04:07
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
spoons clearly. You poke badgers with spoons, not spoons with badgers.
website or web site?
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29 Jul 2004, 04:35
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overtired
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
The development of website as a single uncapitalized word mirrors the development of other technological expressions which have tended to evolve into unhyphenated forms as they become more familiar
You're being executed. You get to choose how from this list - - eaten by wild dogs
- buried alive
- burned at the stake
- classic batman style tied to a conveyor belt moving slowly toward a circular saw that will make first contact with your unfortunate genitalia
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29 Jul 2004, 05:17
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RP cnut
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1-X
You're being executed. You get to choose how from this list - - eaten by wild dogs
- buried alive
- burned at the stake
- classic batman style tied to a conveyor belt moving slowly toward a circular saw that will make first contact with your unfortunate genitalia
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Batman Style.
Why is it called "Doggy Style" if almost ALL animals do it that way?
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29 Jul 2004, 09:28
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criminally insane
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by KlavoHunter
Why is it called "Doggy Style" if almost ALL animals do it that way?
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Maybe because dogs do it to everything that isn't that cold that they'd freese their willie on it.
If you were THE prehistoric human, would you first invent fire or wheel or perhaps beer?
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29 Jul 2004, 09:33
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Synaptidian
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Fire
You have ten seconds to live and are on live television. What do you say?
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<vampy> Cheek is 1337
<Zeus> Cheek is 1337 <-- maybe?
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29 Jul 2004, 09:43
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
"Hi, I'm Leshy. I have only ten seconds left to live. I feel pretty ****ed right now."
An incredibly gorgeous woman (or man, whichever takes your fancy) drugs your drink in a bar and takes sexual advantage of you. Do you press charges?
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29 Jul 2004, 09:47
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criminally insane
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leshy
An incredibly gorgeous woman (or man, whichever takes your fancy) drugs your drink in a bar and takes sexual advantage of you. Do you press charges?
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Probably yes, just so that I can **** her back
What would really you do, if an alien came to you and said "take me to your leader"?
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29 Jul 2004, 09:55
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by vampire_lestat
keep my own life ('cos i'm clearly better than everyone else).
If you could remove a whole species with no effect to the environment, which would it be and why?
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Pakistanis. No, wait a minute that would make my neigbourhood cleaner and tidier so I cant have that. It would be mosquitos then.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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29 Jul 2004, 10:09
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaphod I
Probably yes, just so that I can **** her back
What would really you do, if an alien came to you and said "take me to your leader"?
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Ask him about the development of his respiratory system.
Where the hell did CT get that question on, and does he actually understand what's happening here?
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29 Jul 2004, 10:10
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
No idea, obviously not.
Lifts or Escalators?
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29 Jul 2004, 10:15
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Ask him about the development of his respiratory system.
Where the hell did CT get that question on, and does he actually understand what's happening here?
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Page one near the bottom, I think. Course I understand what is going on.
Oxford or Cambridge?
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29 Jul 2004, 10:38
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
cambridge, since yahwe is from oxford
should we include reasons to our answers, well at least a short motivation?
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29 Jul 2004, 10:43
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
No.
If you could ban one person from the internet who would it be?
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29 Jul 2004, 10:54
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Choice of Whacker sir?
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Ireland
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Phang
Dime bars or armidillos?
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29 Jul 2004, 10:56
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShadowMan
Dime bars or armidillos?
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Basil Brush.
Kylie Minogue: Any good songs?
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29 Jul 2004, 11:26
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
yes, can't get you out of my head
ever got a zit where it smells funny?
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29 Jul 2004, 11:42
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
expunging prior answer due to subjective inaccuracy. replacing with sanitised, correct 'where the wild roses grow' answer.
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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29 Jul 2004, 18:44
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Synaptidian
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Knight Theamion
ever got a zit where it smells funny?
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Only when popped
Would you swallow your pride and become what you hate most (just for the night) for a one night stand with a girl you allways fancied?
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<vampy> Cheek is 1337
<Zeus> Cheek is 1337 <-- maybe?
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29 Jul 2004, 18:52
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheekybru
Only when popped
Would you swallow your pride and become what you hate most (just for the night) for a one night stand with a girl you allways fancied?
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Yes , although theres not much i really "Hate" as such.
Golf or Tennis?
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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29 Jul 2004, 19:00
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Synaptidian
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Tennis, Golf is so incredably boring.
Chicken Korma, Or Chicken Vindaloo
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<Zeus> Cheek is 1337 <-- maybe?
<idimmu> Cheek is 1337
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29 Jul 2004, 19:03
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheekybru
Tennis, Golf is so incredably boring.
Chicken Korma, Or Chicken Vindaloo
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Chicken Korma. Vindaloo is for braindead "im so ****ing hard, i can smash a wall with my face" twunts.
Which is the "Greater" city. London or New York.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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29 Jul 2004, 19:26
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Synaptidian
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Which is the "Greater" city. London or New York.
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Dunno as ive never been to NY, But better music comes from NY so thats where my vote goes.
what are you wearing, right now?
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<Zeus> Cheek is 1337 <-- maybe?
<idimmu> Cheek is 1337
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29 Jul 2004, 19:30
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Red t-shirt, black shorts, Simpsons socks
What is your favourite season?
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29 Jul 2004, 19:34
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
[billy connolly] june [/billy connoly]
roll or sandwich?
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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29 Jul 2004, 21:24
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,459
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phang
roll or sandwich?
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Roll - although I'm not hugely keen on either.
Whats your biggest regret in life? (Sorry, I'm not very good at thinking up X or Y questions)
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It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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29 Jul 2004, 23:51
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Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheekybru
Dunno as ive never been to NY, But better music comes from NY so thats where my vote goes.
what are you wearing, right now?
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which better music comes from NY?
just to break up the thread
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30 Jul 2004, 01:32
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
Roll - although I'm not hugely keen on either.
Whats your biggest regret in life? (Sorry, I'm not very good at thinking up X or Y questions)
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getting conscious, i should've let others make my choice, now i am responsible for mine
burned and joy or no burdens and less joy?
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30 Jul 2004, 02:52
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
burdens(?) and joy
Candy or Fruit?
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30 Jul 2004, 10:01
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Synaptidian
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Candy
you are offerd 25,000 pounds, the person that is going to give it to you says "You can gamble it if you want, ill flick this coin, if it comes heads, i dont give you anything, if it comes tails, ill give you 1 million pounds.
Do you gamble or keep the money?
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<vampy> Cheek is 1337
<Zeus> Cheek is 1337 <-- maybe?
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30 Jul 2004, 10:09
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
gamble, E(x)=12,500 so why not
you are offered 1 million pounds if you take a gamble, but if you lose the gamble, he will flip again, if you lose both gambles, you have to pay 1000 pounds, do you do it?
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30 Jul 2004, 10:19
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Synaptidian
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Yes, 1000 pounds, altough id be gutted, would not afect me too much for too long, and im desperate to be a millionaire (Although on my question id take the 25 grand)
Would you spend 10 years alone on a desert island, if, when you came back, you were as rich as you wanted to be (IE, any ammount you want, you can have)
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<vampy> Cheek is 1337
<Zeus> Cheek is 1337 <-- maybe?
<idimmu> Cheek is 1337
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30 Jul 2004, 10:45
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Ten years is a pretty long time, and I'd probably end up crazy well before that. So, no.
If you could bring back one person in history from the dead, whether a personal relative or famous person, who would you choose?
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30 Jul 2004, 10:59
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Helen of Troy. If a 10 year war was fought over her, then she's gotta be hot as hell.
Kiera Knightly or Natalie Portman?
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30 Jul 2004, 11:25
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Natalie Portman rocks! (Sorry about taking a quick turn again, I just wanted to do the in-joke.)
What is the strangest dream you have ever had?
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30 Jul 2004, 11:41
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
One where I was married to Natalie Portman but I came into the dream at the stage where we were fighting, so I have a screaming row with her and then she left and divorced me. As "married to a famous hot woman" dreams go, it was pretty poor.
Chocolate Chip or Oatmeal cookies?!
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30 Jul 2004, 13:03
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Reservoir Dog
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Down South,England
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Chocalate CHip everytime
Ideal Woman/Man? Why?
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30 Jul 2004, 17:49
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
One who doesn't lick my earlobes. One who isn't mean. Reason - I dislike the mental pain.
If you had to imitate the main character from a video game, who would it be?
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In my sleep I grind my teeth.
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30 Jul 2004, 17:52
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Banned
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Location: Further to the right
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Joseph Stalin from C&C: Red Alert
If you had to a pick a religion (and if you currently have a religion you have to pick a different one) which one would it be? For the sake of argument all protestant religions are assumed to be one.
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30 Jul 2004, 18:44
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
protestant christianity, possibly buddhism...
socialization or genetics?
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30 Jul 2004, 18:57
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Banned
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Genetics. I just want my kids to be able to rip off their shirts and all be superman!
What's up page seven?
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30 Jul 2004, 21:46
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I dunno...
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: manchester
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Well, at the top of the page is an annoying banner.
Which is more annoying: a cold fan in a cold room, or a hot room?
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30 Jul 2004, 22:30
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overtired
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
hot room.... sometimes I sleep with the fan on and get cold but it's not so bad that I actually move to switch it off
cartoon totty - leela or amy?
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30 Jul 2004, 22:32
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Shenanigans
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Lucky Denver Mint
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Amy duh.
Do you associate love with sex?
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ragey.
"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..." - Napoleon Dynamite
i <3 JC
Quote:
Originally posted by JC
lolly roffle
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30 Jul 2004, 23:00
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
No, love is looking someone in the eyes and seeing you mean the world to someone.
If you die and find out you've been supporting the wrong religion or no religion while there is one, what do you say to the god of that religion when you meet him?
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30 Jul 2004, 23:03
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Freedom Fanatic
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Doing evil deeds in the name of freedom
Posts: 680
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Where the **** have you been for the last 4 billion years and is that the BEST you could do??
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Smooth or Crunchy?
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The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.
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30 Jul 2004, 23:16
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
crunchy.
Freedom of the press or 'public interest'?
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30 Jul 2004, 23:22
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Freedom Fanatic
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Freedom of the press is in the publics best interests.
Safe sex or abstinance?
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30 Jul 2004, 23:29
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
both, but abstinence is by far more effective.
vacation choices: Beaches or Mountains?
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30 Jul 2004, 23:31
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Freedom Fanatic
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Doing evil deeds in the name of freedom
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Mountain top beach.
Doggie or missionary?
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30 Jul 2004, 23:33
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Banned
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Re: The GD Truth Thread
Doggie.
Is seven days too long to go without washing for?
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