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22 Aug 2004, 01:40
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**** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
first of all i would like to apologise for my future spelling mistakes if i make any, since its 1.37am at time of writing
OK, so skiddy and emma (hells_angel) pick me up in the skiddy mobile around 7.30pm, after they had finished devouring a mountain of chips and battered sausages from Barton chippy. We then proceeded back to emmas place and got changed and got a taxi into Luton town centre and got here around 8pm. We sat in the white house pub / bar thingy bob in the Galaxy centre until about 10pm. in that time i had 5 smirnoff ices, skidy had 2-3 newcastle brown ales and emma had 2 wkd blues
we then moved onto the heights in luton, where skiddy had something, emma had some red thing and i had pint of strongbow, like a real man!!!!!!
at that point, were kinda tipsy so we do the mature thing and head to Red Red Red, which is a night club / pub type thing. We ply pool, i beat skiddy, then emma, then loose to skiddy. we then boogyd on down to linkin park and run dmc before having more drinks (sorri at this point ive lost count),, we hed over to the burger place (does really nice chicken burgers, go there if u like them). then skiddy nearly gets in the fat with some bald bloke. we pull him away (well i do, emma jst stands there and looks pretty ) and we head to the taxi rank
in between all of this, we remind koeN that jesus doenst love him. If you like the sound of this nite out, sept the 18th in Luton will be your kinda nite!!
rite im off to bed now - nn all!!
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22 Aug 2004, 02:10
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
Koen makes baby jesus cry.
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22 Aug 2004, 02:33
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
[Netmeet] Sept 18th Luton
Take the piss out of Koen
Would sell it more and be a much more pleasent read.
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22 Aug 2004, 03:56
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
[Netmeet] Sept 18th Luton
Take the piss out of Koen
Would sell it more and be a much more pleasent read.
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Pleas ant.
plzkthx
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22 Aug 2004, 05:50
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
I like just adding l to peasent in these things.
Reminds me of happy thoughts.
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22 Aug 2004, 10:05
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
I live near Luton.
It's a bit of a dump really isn't it.
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22 Aug 2004, 11:23
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
I like just adding l to peasent in these things.
Reminds me of happy thoughts.
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Peas ant.
plzkthx
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22 Aug 2004, 11:28
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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i had pint of strongbow, like a real man!!!!!!
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Like a 13 year old kid standing on a street corner more like .
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22 Aug 2004, 11:53
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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Originally Posted by JC
Like a 13 year old kid standing on a street corner more like .
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Or a group of Blackburn fans bemoaning a 3-2 loss in controversial circumstances.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
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Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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22 Aug 2004, 12:06
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lolly roffle
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Or a group of Blackburn fans bemoaning a 3-2 loss in controversial circumstances.
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DId you see the decision? What did you think? Durso for the Dr Martins league?
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22 Aug 2004, 12:13
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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Originally Posted by JC
Like a 13 year old kid standing on a street corner more like .
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Strongbow is ok. You're thinking of Woodpecker or White Lightning.
(Ragnarak always drinks Strongbow )
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22 Aug 2004, 12:15
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Next goal wins!
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
i dont normally like going to shit clubs and getting pissed...
so...
no :/
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22 Aug 2004, 12:35
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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DId you see the decision? What did you think? Durso for the Dr Martins league?
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I did a quick critique of "What i want to see in the 2004/05 season" for The Bootroom on the SIGames website, and i believe my wording was.
"I cant give a single ounce of respect to any referee in the EPL except Paul Durkin. Someone please hire Collina for gods sake"
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
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22 Aug 2004, 12:54
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
Does this mean every time someone goes out for a pint, we'll have to read the report on GD?
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22 Aug 2004, 12:58
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For Crowly <3
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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Originally Posted by Leshy
Does this mean every time someone goes out for a pint, we'll have to read the report on GD?
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When it involves skiddy trying to do any of the follwing, your correct
a) singing bon jovi at some point in a car
b) having to be pulled back from a blad headed bloke who called him a northern wanker, or something along those lines
c) me kicking his ass at pool. then loosing
d) all of the above
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22 Aug 2004, 13:02
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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Originally Posted by Smudge
When it involves skiddy trying to do any of the follwing, your correct
a) singing bon jovi at some point in a car
b) having to be pulled back from a blad headed bloke who called him a northern wanker, or something along those lines
c) me kicking his ass at pool. then loosing
d) all of the above
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Wow cause I didn't do that sorta stuff for 3 years (cept mine involved singing buttercup BADLY) and nor has anyone else here.
PLEASE PLEASE do tell us all we don't have a life here I'm sure...
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22 Aug 2004, 13:03
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
I did a quick critique of "What i want to see in the 2004/05 season" for The Bootroom on the SIGames website, and i believe my wording was.
"I cant give a single ounce of respect to any referee in the EPL except Paul Durkin. Someone please hire Collina for gods sake"
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22 Aug 2004, 13:26
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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Originally Posted by Smudge
When it involves skiddy trying to do any of the follwing, your correct
a) singing bon jovi at some point in a car
b) having to be pulled back from a blad headed bloke who called him a northern wanker, or something along those lines
c) me kicking his ass at pool. then loosing
d) all of the above
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Oh my god!
Pool you say?! POOL?!
Quick, make another thread just for the pool game!!!!
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22 Aug 2004, 13:28
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
I'd prolly of called Skiddy a northern wanker. (not just for the fact he is northern and masturbates a lot)
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22 Aug 2004, 13:30
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Or a group of Blackburn fans bemoaning a 3-2 loss in controversial circumstances.
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I was there!!
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22 Aug 2004, 13:49
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
I'm gutted I missed out.
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22 Aug 2004, 14:50
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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im in london october the 7th
meet me for a fun time
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hello idimmu!
why are you in london on that day and why are all the smilies colourless
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22 Aug 2004, 23:11
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
I'd prolly of called Skiddy a northern wanker. (not just for the fact he is northern and masturbates a lot)
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I'd have killed you.
That southern fairy is lucky to still be walking. He'd be in rehab if Smudge wasn't bigger than me.
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22 Aug 2004, 23:23
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
It'd be in an affectionate tone though.
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22 Aug 2004, 23:26
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wild one
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
That's alright then.
His exact term was 'Northern Twat'.
I can't actually remember if I even attempted to retaliate verbally, nor can I remember how it all started.
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22 Aug 2004, 23:27
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
oh I'd not use twat or ****, those I reserve for meaning it.
Wanker is an affectionate term up north though.
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23 Aug 2004, 07:23
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Lucky
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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Originally Posted by Sunday8pm
[Netmeet] Sept 18th Luton
Take the piss out of Koen
Would sell it more and be a much more pleasent read.
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i'm not coming.
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23 Aug 2004, 13:19
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Lost on Mars
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
Smudge - then skiddy nearly gets in the fat with some bald bloke. we pull him away (well i do, emma jst stands there and looks pretty ) and we head to the taxi rank
Oi u, i stood in between that bloke and skiddy hoping they weren't gonna start throwing punches with me in the middle!
Skiddy is forgiven because he's already said sorry to me But if i see that southern s**t head again he'll be getting a swift kick in the bollocks!
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23 Aug 2004, 19:56
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Re: **** me, Im Hammered - a skiddy, smudge and hells_angel story
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i'm not coming.
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Whose up for an invasion then
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