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30 Aug 2005, 21:04
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I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings
After 3 attempted deliveries to my house despite repeatedly telling them to deliver to work, 2 weeks after i order it, my monitor is finally here. And there's a dead pixel right in my eyeline. I'm quite upset about it all actually.
Cheer me up with your recent personal tales of woe after prolonged anticipation, because I can only alleviate my own misery by hearing about other people's.
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30 Aug 2005, 21:10
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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Re: I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings
Once I arranged to go to the skate park with my friend and I thought I was going to be really cool and popular but I waited five hours and he didn't show up. Then I went round his house and he said he forgot. His mum made me some sandwiches so it worked out well in the end.
(not very recent)
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30 Aug 2005, 22:38
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Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings
I arranged to meet up with a very cute and hot girl in a pub in town. I waited for 30 mins when I got a text saying she'd be late but would come. Eventually when she did arrive, she arrived in the company of two other guys, one of which she eye humped all night and completely ignored me.
I buggered off, quite annoyed. While leaving I saw her try to forcably remove his tonsils with her tounge.
All that anticipation, only to be made a tit of.
But one night I snuck into her room with a shovel....
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30 Aug 2005, 23:22
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
I arranged to meet up with a very cute and hot girl in a pub in town. I waited for 30 mins when I got a text saying she'd be late but would come. Eventually when she did arrive, she arrived in the company of two other guys, one of which she eye humped all night and completely ignored me.
I buggered off, quite annoyed. While leaving I saw her try to forcably remove his tonsils with her tounge.
All that anticipation, only to be made a tit of.
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Wow.
That's pretty damn depressing.
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30 Aug 2005, 23:32
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Join Date: May 2003
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Re: I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings
<3 incubus
I feel much better now \o/
(p.s. rohypnol)
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31 Aug 2005, 14:45
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings
Once, when I was really horny, I drove around town all night with a stiffy trying to find a pretty vunerable teen to give me a blow job. 4 hours, 7 slaps in the face and a police caution for curb crawling later I still didnt get a blow job.
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31 Aug 2005, 14:49
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings
My entire life is kind of depressing, but I'm not sure if I have the time or inclination to write it all down here.
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31 Aug 2005, 15:05
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
My entire life is kind of depressing, but I'm not sure if I have the time or inclination to write it all down here.
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31 Aug 2005, 16:10
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
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Re: I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings
why don't you two just hook up and be sad together, sheesh.
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31 Aug 2005, 16:16
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings
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Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
why don't you two just hook up and be sad together, sheesh.
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Yeah, or they could just stand in single file. It would just take one bullet from a high powered rifle, just one bullet.
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31 Aug 2005, 16:27
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: I bought an lcd monitor with my poker winnings
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Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
why don't you two just hook up and be sad together, sheesh.
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I'm up for it. But he isn't. Which makes me sad.
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Yeah, or they could just stand in single file.
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I'm up for it. But he isn't. Which makes me sad.
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