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8 Aug 2005, 21:15
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Back from timeout.
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STD Checks
Any of you ever gotten a STD check? If so, what's it like? and How did you know to get checked?
Longer story forthcoming.
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8 Aug 2005, 21:42
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TashTastic
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Re: STD Checks
Yes I have. I knew when to get checked when I had a one night stand without using any protection, luckily im clean.
A nurse gets a cotten bud type thing and puts it down your penis (japs eye - ho ho).
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8 Aug 2005, 21:44
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a new low in getting high
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Re: STD Checks
that sounds quite appealing
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8 Aug 2005, 21:52
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Next goal wins!
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Re: STD Checks
a nurse does WHAT?
icky
anyway, a friend of mine keeps badgering me to get one, and i know i should but...
i really cant be bothered
the chances of me having anything are pretty remote too, but yknow, it would be nice to know for sure.
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8 Aug 2005, 22:00
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a new low in getting high
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Re: STD Checks
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
a nurse does WHAT?
icky
anyway, a friend of mine keeps badgering me to get one, and i know i should but...
i really cant be bothered
the chances of me having anything are pretty remote too, but yknow, it would be nice to know for sure.
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is this the friend you're sleeping with? or because of her?
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8 Aug 2005, 22:04
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Next goal wins!
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Re: STD Checks
no, its her sister actually, and its not related, as she was badgering me before anything started.
and not just because of her, i have actually had sex before (surprising as that may be )
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8 Aug 2005, 22:26
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1up on you
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Re: STD Checks
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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
Any of you ever gotten a STD check? If so, what's it like? and How did you know to get checked?
Longer story forthcoming.
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what you had sex?!?!!?
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8 Aug 2005, 22:27
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I see you!
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Re: STD Checks
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Originally Posted by pig
what you had sex?!?!!?
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What's sex?
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9 Aug 2005, 00:07
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Back from timeout.
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Re: STD Checks
K so.
Qazok goes to party.
Qazok hooks up with girl, has one night stand, foolishly leaves said girl his phone # then proceeds home in a considerably good mood. Now I got to thinking and I'm worried as ****. I dont even know this girl. And I'm usually very good about using protection, but for some reason didn't this night.
I SERIOUSLY doubt that I have anything but I want to be sure, However it's quite embarrassing to go "Lo. Can i get a stick shoved up my peehole? Thanks."
etc.
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9 Aug 2005, 00:09
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1up on you
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Re: STD Checks
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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
K so.
Qazok goes to party.
Qazok hooks up with girl, has one night stand, foolishly leaves said girl his phone # then proceeds home in a considerably good mood. Now I got to thinking and I'm worried as ****. I dont even know this girl. And I'm usually very good about using protection, but for some reason didn't this night.
I SERIOUSLY doubt that I have anything but I want to be sure, However it's quite embarrassing to go "Lo. Can i get a stick shoved up my peehole? Thanks."
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firstly thats ****ed up
protection
protection
protection
etc
However what if shes pregnant?
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9 Aug 2005, 00:10
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Miles Teg
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Re: STD Checks
got one, wasn't that 'bad' but not really 'appealing to be a daily occasion' ... after that I had lots of hardcore daily bunnysex tho for about a year.
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9 Aug 2005, 00:50
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home wrecker
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Re: STD Checks
STI check.
and it's no biggie
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9 Aug 2005, 04:10
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Luminous Flux
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Re: STD Checks
I never get any of the S in STD.
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9 Aug 2005, 08:15
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TashTastic
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Re: STD Checks
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
I'm not sure it was a cotton pin, supposedly it's a thin steel pin inserted about 2cm down your uretha....
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See i know people who said they had a metal pin shoved down, i feel i was lucky to have a cotton bud type object used.
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9 Aug 2005, 08:49
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Registered User
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Re: STD Checks
working in the porn industry, I have to have regular tests.
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9 Aug 2005, 09:17
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wild one
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Re: STD Checks
I had one last Wednesdaz morning.
Mz mum works at the GUM clinic in Newcastle so she gets me appointments when I want them.
It doesnät hurt, but it is slightlz uncomfortable at times.
(Ignore the bad spelling, Iäm touch tzping like i usuallz do on a german kezboard in the middle of Berlin.
Sorrz.)
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9 Aug 2005, 10:50
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Re: STD Checks
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Originally Posted by skiddy
I had one last Wednesdaz morning.
Mz mum works at the GUM clinic in Newcastle so she gets me appointments when I want them.
It doesnät hurt, but it is slightlz uncomfortable at times.
(Ignore the bad spelling, Iäm touch tzping like i usuallz do on a german kezboard in the middle of Berlin.
Sorrz.)
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9 Aug 2005, 11:34
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Re: STD Checks
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Originally Posted by skiddy
I had one last Wednesdaz morning.
Mz mum works at the GUM clinic in Newcastle so she gets me appointments when I want them.
It doesnät hurt, but it is slightlz uncomfortable at times.
(Ignore the bad spelling, Iäm touch tzping like i usuallz do on a german kezboard in the middle of Berlin.
Sorrz.)
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I get that all the time, swapping between UK and German Keyboards. all your errors are correct, so I commend you on actually being good at typing.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
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9 Aug 2005, 11:42
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Re: STD Checks
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Originally Posted by Radical Edward
I get that all the time, swapping between UK and German Keyboards. all your errors are correct, so I commend you on actually being good at typing.
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This has been doing the internat rounds at the moment, but in the future all your problems could be solved with this keyboard
Your problems could be solved right now if you have a spare US $300
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9 Aug 2005, 12:20
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Registered User
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Re: STD Checks
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiddy
I had one last Wednesdaz morning.
Mz mum works at the GUM clinic in Newcastle so she gets me appointments when I want them.
It doesnät hurt, but it is slightlz uncomfortable at times.
(Ignore the bad spelling, Iäm touch tzping like i usuallz do on a german kezboard in the middle of Berlin.
Sorrz.)
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i like the 'I äm'
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9 Aug 2005, 14:05
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Re: STD Checks
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Originally Posted by Cooling
This has been doing the internat rounds at the moment, but in the future all your problems could be solved with this keyboard
Your problems could be solved right now if you have a spare US $300
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that is one sweet keyboard
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9 Aug 2005, 14:25
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NEWSBOT
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Re: STD Checks
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cooling
This has been doing the internat rounds at the moment, but in the future all your problems could be solved with this keyboard
Your problems could be solved right now if you have a spare US $300
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since it's a software problem, no it can't.
but that is a sweet keyboard, and i do want one
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9 Aug 2005, 15:58
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share the <3
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Re: STD Checks
its not real prototype but a computer generated simulation
ending up with something that good is a way off, and what they could make it with currently would be a tad crap
fcking ruskies
though this article from that design studio site was interesting
http://www.artlebedev.com/mandership/113/
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9 Aug 2005, 19:13
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Bored
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Re: STD Checks
i should probably go and get checked for peace of mind and all that but when I went to the GU clinic they told me I'd have to wait a month for an appointment.
**** that
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9 Aug 2005, 21:54
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Professional AlcoFrolic
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Re: STD Checks
I get checked once every couple of months. The first time is quite daunting but you get used to it.
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10 Aug 2005, 15:17
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Gone
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Re: STD Checks
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Originally Posted by berzerker
I get checked once every couple of months.
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How much unprotected sex are you having, exactly?
Or are you just constantly taking condomless cocks up the bum?
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12 Aug 2005, 16:56
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Banned
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Re: STD Checks
I keep meaning to go, not that I think I've caught anything, it's just the same kind of curiosity that makes me want to make 100 year war jokes infront of french people I've not formally been introduced to.
But, the doctors is near my local pub. So, there's always some point where I have to decide between going to for a pint or getting an elderly woman with a mustache to stick a cotton wool bud up my penis. To date, the pub is winning 56 to nil.
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13 Aug 2005, 14:08
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Made of Twigs
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Re: STD Checks
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
I'm not sure it was a cotton pin, supposedly it's a thin steel pin inserted about 2cm down your uretha....
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This has put me off going.
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13 Aug 2005, 15:08
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Gone
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Re: STD Checks
Why do they have to shove rods into your genitals?* Can't they tell from a blood or semen sample if you have an STD?
*Some people would pay good money for this, btw.
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13 Aug 2005, 15:11
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Re: STD Checks
Some people are afraid of needles so they'd rather have a metal rod shoved up their cock.
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13 Aug 2005, 15:11
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Gone
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Re: STD Checks
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Originally Posted by All Systems Go
Some people are afraid of needles so they'd rather have a metal rod shoved up their cock.
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Makes sense.
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13 Aug 2005, 15:52
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Made of Twigs
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Re: STD Checks
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Some people are afraid of needles so they'd rather have a metal rod shoved up their cock.
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I'm scared of both
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