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27 May 2005, 22:02
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Don't make me declare war
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You have been attacked by....
Ok lets have some fun.
You know when you have been attacked by... because...
You know when you have been attacked by NoS because they left a big fence in the middle of your fleet.
You know when you have been attacked by APA because they left you 5k of ships behind, for free.
You know when you have been attacked by Vision because there fleet catch is mistimed by 12 days.
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27 May 2005, 22:05
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Re: You have been attacked by....
Oh I remember these threads - we had a covert op one 
You know when you have been attacked by Coven because half the incomings launch ETA 12 and most of them land the same tick.
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27 May 2005, 22:05
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know you have been attacked by 1:1 when all your defence mysteriously vanishes 20seconds before landing
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27 May 2005, 22:06
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Re: You have been attacked by....
I once had a rulername called 'DejaVu'
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27 May 2005, 22:07
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know when you have been attacked by Bee when your babies are gone 
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27 May 2005, 22:14
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know when you've been attacked by hirr when defenders losses are less than attackers losses.
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27 May 2005, 22:15
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Drink is Good
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know when you've been attacked by forest because theres an AD thread delcaring war on you
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27 May 2005, 22:18
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I see you!
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know when you have been attacked by Alki because your planet suddenly smells of pie.
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27 May 2005, 22:20
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Join Date: May 2004
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know when you are to be attacked by coven when everyone in your galaxy knows the exact names of who is to attack them.
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27 May 2005, 22:21
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Re: You have been attacked by....
you know you've been hit by 1up when it takes 6 planets with cruisers to cover 1 wave
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27 May 2005, 22:23
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Re: You have been attacked by....
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you know you've been hit by 1up when it takes 6 planets with cruisers to cover 1 wave
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Haha
You have been attacked by EXilition, quick go post on AD about their VNCs!
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27 May 2005, 22:27
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I see you!
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Re: You have been attacked by....
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Haha
You have been attacked by EXilition, quick go post on AD about their VNCs!
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27 May 2005, 22:28
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PA Team
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Re: You have been attacked by....
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Haha
You have been attacked by EXilition, quick go post on AD about their VNCs!
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No, that's "you know when Exil have defended against you"
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27 May 2005, 22:41
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Don't make me declare war
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: You have been attacked by....
I would like to thank the kind souls negrepping me for this thread.
AT LEAST IM TRYING TO CREATE SOME FUN, TWATS.
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27 May 2005, 22:56
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Re: You have been attacked by....
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You know when you've been attacked by hirr when defenders losses are less than attackers losses.
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With xp, this is no longer a hirr exclusive. :/
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28 May 2005, 00:25
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Re: You have been attacked by....
u know when u have been attacked by forest, cos u let em land just so the scummers drop further down the table.
heheh
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28 May 2005, 00:30
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know you need a drink when the same piece of shit unknown mother****ers are still trying to make a respected, highranking member of the community look bad.
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28 May 2005, 00:30
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know when you have been attacked by trolls on AD as all reputation recieved from them has a grey blob
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28 May 2005, 00:32
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Re: You have been attacked by....
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You know when you have been attacked by trolls on AD as all reputation recieved from them has a grey blob
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Haha, I was just thinking the same thing.
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28 May 2005, 00:34
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know. It would be funny if the grey blob , or even the red blob too was replaced with a small picture of a troll
Edit : hehe just got another one for that post.
Grey blob ofc. cant imagine who its from 
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28 May 2005, 00:35
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Re: You have been attacked by....
Or if the tooltip said "Someone tried to negrep you but was too shit to pull it of" 
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28 May 2005, 00:46
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know when you have been attacked by F-Crew because its accompanied by a typo ridden essay in your PAMail
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28 May 2005, 03:24
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You have been attacked by HR for last rounds practical jokes on them
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<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
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28 May 2005, 03:59
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know when you've been attacked by Forest because your fleet has been stolen and your name's Zhil
Sorry, couldn't resist.
PS WTF has it taken so long for this one?
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28 May 2005, 04:30
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know you are being fleetcaught by Coven when the incoming can be covered by the ships you have returning.
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28 May 2005, 04:48
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know you've been attacked by Coven when the real and fake fleets have the same eta
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28 May 2005, 04:52
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Re: You have been attacked by....
What has everyone got against Coven?
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28 May 2005, 05:15
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Re: You have been attacked by....
Nothing personal, they have just attempted to attack me many times this round.
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28 May 2005, 09:00
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Re: You have been attacked by....
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What has everyone got against Coven?
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easy target or somthing :P
You know when your going to be attacked by Excil, when there's an APA fleet comming at you
(joke btw,.. i don't belive it for a second :P) (i just couldnt resist)
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28 May 2005, 09:19
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Join Date: May 2003
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know you have been attacked by squishy coz he suicides on your defence.
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The following is a list of problems found in various places throughout the manual and game. We love you Noah!
Written by Kloopy Wed Mar 16 22:06:43 2005 
Retired just for a bit....
Proud to have been 1up, SiN, Wolfpack, Bluetuba and the leader of ARK.
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28 May 2005, 09:21
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Re: You have been attacked by....
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You know when you've been attacked by Forest because your fleet has been stolen and your name's Zhil
Sorry, couldn't resist.
PS WTF has it taken so long for this one?
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That joke should have gone 'you know you're being attacked by 1up when they're defending against themselves' 
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28 May 2005, 09:27
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know you have been attacked by EX when you get some guy sending 4 fleets at you.
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28 May 2005, 09:48
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know you have been attacked by Coven because you receive a mail declaring "We want your water"
And to explai the above for those who dont know the refrence. At an F-Crew Quiz Night a few weeks back the Coven team answered the question "What is it that the famous proverb says you cant get out of a stone?" as water.
And why are coven being targeted, probally because without any really dumb alliances this round such as we had with the likes of Lupine Crux and SL in previous rounds they are as close as you get to the "villiage idiots" of PA's alliance. Alliances in this role play an important part because they entertain everyone else and are a source of many jokes.
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28 May 2005, 10:44
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know you've fallen asleep when wakey makes another post!
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28 May 2005, 12:09
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know you have been attacked by wolfpack, when all of them recall on the fake def, but lands on the real def.
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28 May 2005, 12:10
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Re: You have been attacked by....
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You know you've been attacked by Coven when the real and fake fleets have the same eta
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Oi, that's a perfectly valid tactic!
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28 May 2005, 14:00
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Re: You have been attacked by....
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You know you've fallen asleep when wakey makes another post!
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28 May 2005, 16:25
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Don't make me declare war
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Re: You have been attacked by....
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u know when u have been attacked by forest, cos u let em land just so the scummers drop further down the table.
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28 May 2005, 18:31
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know u have been attacked by ToT when u can smell the alkohol at eta 12 already .o/
You know u have been attacked by ToT when your dc has been distracted by gay-pornlinks !
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28 May 2005, 20:13
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know you have been attacked by DunkelGraf when your uncovered attacker pulls at ETA 4.
You know you're attacking Vision when Sovereign PA-mails you again to moan about the hassle of defending against you.
You know you have been attacked by NoS because you're the only ally in the universe who can be.
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28 May 2005, 20:55
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know when you have been attacked by jesterina and lokken. We're landing for stupid losses just to kill you.
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28 May 2005, 21:28
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Re: You have been attacked by....
you know you're being attacked when you get a news entry stating so!
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29 May 2005, 04:47
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Re: You have been attacked by....
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You know you're attacking Vision when Sovereign PA-mails you again to moan about the hassle of defending against you.
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hahhaha!
You know when you are getting attacked by Furball when there is a Cath CR fleet without tarants, and you get mobbed by ziks to let them defend.
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29 May 2005, 12:58
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know when uve been attacked by Hydra cos the Exiliton planets in gal went uncovered
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29 May 2005, 21:54
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Re: You have been attacked by....
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You know you have been attacked by DunkelGraf when your uncovered attacker pulls at ETA 4.
You know you're attacking Vision when Sovereign PA-mails you again to moan about the hassle of defending against you.
You know you have been attacked by NoS because you're the only ally in the universe who can be.
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grey rep  You have been attacked ... 28 May 2005 20:23 Those weren't even funny :/
1) Grey rep! Wahey! Makes me feel so sad
2) These are 'in-jokes'. Most people aren't supposed to get them. Those that did get them (DunkelGraf and Sovereign) laughed. In fact, scroll down to see Sovereign's response.
3) If you're going to neg rep me, you could at least have the testicular fortitude/balls to sign it.
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29 May 2005, 22:21
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Re: You have been attacked by....
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You know you have been attacked by NoS because you're the only ally in the universe who can be.
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ROFLMAO
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29 May 2005, 22:39
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Re: You have been attacked by....
Hay, testicular fortitude <3 muchly used phrase by myself on AD :>
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know when you have been attacked by kila coz he still thinks its really easy to send 10 bs to get xp just like in the speedgames without ppl getting defence.
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The following is a list of problems found in various places throughout the manual and game. We love you Noah!
Written by Kloopy Wed Mar 16 22:06:43 2005
Retired just for a bit....
Proud to have been 1up, SiN, Wolfpack, Bluetuba and the leader of ARK.
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know when you ahve been attacked by Lupin cause u have yet another neg rep point, and no incoming ingame.
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Re: You have been attacked by....
You know youve been attacked by Rinoa when at eta 1 your bus to uni breaks down and you try to run the 3/4 or so miles in 25 mins, miss the tick by 2 minutes and promptly spew up after forgetting to eat breakfast.
* launching from an internet phone with no arby access late sun night at an Angels hc doesnt help things.....
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