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27 Jun 2006, 00:52
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Angry Young Man
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Splicing Forum Users
Every forums user has their own quality. And everyone has their own weakness
To counteract this, if there was somehow a way to splice forum users to make "super posters" taking only their best qualities, that would be brilliant.
Suggestions
I would probably splice Dante and Blastoderm, because then i'd create an awesome commie who didnt wash his trousers but also could get down with his homies and admit that black women are very attractive and stop being so racist
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27 Jun 2006, 00:59
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Registered User
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
Deffeh and Koen, so we could have someone who lives in the attic of a horribly designed building, and keeps his guppies in a tank full of piss.
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27 Jun 2006, 01:29
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
I'd splice Kane "i'm so far back in the closet i'm finding Christmas presents" Ed with Phang. That way we could take a randy repressed ****er and combine him (Kane) with somebody who's comfortable with their (gay) sexuality but wishes to remain celibate. This way JJ get's the sweet lovin he desires which means he stops being such a titwank and the forums become a better place \o/
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27 Jun 2006, 03:55
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Bona Fide Jesus Freak
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
Bah your all loosers. Seems that I am one of the few to ever offer an unpopular viewpoint. You really need to be looking at the ones you hate for splicing material. Stronger viewpoints should not always be discounted or scorned.
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You're not the voice of Christianity di**head.
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27 Jun 2006, 04:51
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
Actually I'm of the school of thought that no matter how you try to splice in the best bits, you'll inevitably introduce new (possibly worse) bad bits.
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27 Jun 2006, 05:17
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☆ ♥
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
JBG and JBoy.
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27 Jun 2006, 06:19
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
Some people I am about to mention are more shit than good, so please don't contstrue what I am about to say ass kissing.
I'd take the quick and biting wit of JBG and dda, the intellectual depth of nodrog and mrL, the sagacity of Yahwe, the complete and utter affable side of 1-X, plus his creativity, the seamingly unstoppable energy of deffeh, the conviction and idealism of dante T&F, and nodrog, and combine it all, throw in the technical prowress of Queball and idimmu, and the playfulness of nick, dace, and deepflow, add a sprinkling of horn and create God.
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27 Jun 2006, 07:51
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
wishes to remain celibate
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:(((((((((((((((
also, Dante and Nod would be like an excellent sitcom in one person.
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27 Jun 2006, 09:09
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Bored
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
it would be hilarious to see what happened if we spliced horn and piglet
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27 Jun 2006, 09:37
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lolly roffle
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
Stew and Ste just to stop all the confusion.
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27 Jun 2006, 09:41
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Clerk
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
it would be hilarious to see what happened if we spliced horn and piglet
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pig could be his Tyler Durden. Except he'd be a stocky brummie rather than Brad Pitt.
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27 Jun 2006, 09:43
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Banned
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
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Originally Posted by Travler
Bah your all loosers. Seems that I am one of the few to ever offer an unpopular viewpoint. You really need to be looking at the ones you hate for splicing material. Stronger viewpoints should not always be discounted or scorned.
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What the hell is this post doing in this thread
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27 Jun 2006, 09:50
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Registered Awesome Person
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
What the hell is this post doing in this thread
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Just move it to a different forum. I'd offer you a game of post tennis, but my powers are weak.
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27 Jun 2006, 12:03
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
posting in agreement with JBG with a bit of sadness Why question a bit of fun guys
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27 Jun 2006, 12:05
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
I'd splice together tomkat and yahwe so yahwe gets cancer!
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27 Jun 2006, 12:44
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
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Originally Posted by Deffeh
I would probably splice Dante and Blastoderm, because then i'd create an awesome commie who didnt wash his trousers but also could get down with his homies and admit that black women are very attractive and stop being so racist
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I'm spliced with Dante.
How uber cool is that?
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27 Jun 2006, 12:52
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
Do we know that blasto likes black women? Maybe he's one of them negroes who chases the white woman
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27 Jun 2006, 13:00
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
I bet he chases all the tail going because he's a p.i.m.p
Could splice Dace and Kurashima so that Kurashima drank more and loosened up finally, and Dace drank less and got laid more.
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27 Jun 2006, 13:01
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Clerk
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
Well Blasto said he likes "emo" girls which is usually a euphemism for the melanin deficient.
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27 Jun 2006, 13:04
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
it doesnt mean he's not into a bit of brown sugar too. But theres only one man who can resolve this debate. Blasto - vanilla, chocolate, or a bit of both?
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27 Jun 2006, 13:17
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
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this is just a joke, and an easy thread that everyone can join in and have a cheap giggle - what are you trying to gain by questioning the pretense?
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It was just an oppinion man sheesh!
but if I must play this game..
Sunday8pm & Shai Gar (the uber funny?)
or Deffeh & Shai Gar (angry man meets protagonist)
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27 Jun 2006, 13:42
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
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Originally Posted by Deffeh
Blasto - vanilla, chocolate, or a bit of both?
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More vanilla than chocolate generally... depending on the atmosphere I'm in too (emo scene or a gun-totting hip-hop 8 Mile scene).
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Quote:
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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Roller coaster favorite ride,
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27 Jun 2006, 13:47
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Bored
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blastoderm
More vanilla than chocolate generally... depending on the atmosphere I'm in too (emo scene or a gun-totting hip-hop 8 Mile scene).
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so long as they're under 18 or over 50 amirite?
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27 Jun 2006, 13:51
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Mathamagician
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
dace and pab, so we can have someone who has sex with baby clowns.
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27 Jun 2006, 15:13
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Gone
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
If I had to splice Deffeh with anyone then it would have to be Germaine Greer rather than anyone on here.
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27 Jun 2006, 15:35
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
any particular reason or are you just being kitsch again
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27 Jun 2006, 15:39
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
It'd put the anger back into Feminism. Drunken Glaswegian anger at that. Gender prejudice the world over would be silenced in a matter of months as Germdeff would write endless books with titles like "Men - Why you're all ****ing cockheads"
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27 Jun 2006, 15:59
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
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Originally Posted by JC
Stew and Ste just to stop all the confusion.
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Koen and Kaned for the same reason :crymeariver:
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27 Jun 2006, 16:48
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
deffeh and symm
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27 Jun 2006, 17:28
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
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Originally Posted by vampire_lestat
dace and pab, so we can have someone who has sex with baby clowns.
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I've felt this particular character has been sadly lacking in our forums
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27 Jun 2006, 19:25
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Lucky
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
silversmoke and idi, so he would get laughed at when going to the gym.
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27 Jun 2006, 21:53
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
Traveler and Yahwe. Then you'd get someone who worshiped himself. Oh wait....
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30 Jun 2006, 07:13
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Clerk
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
G.K. Zhukov and Nodrog.
I'd want to see what would happen if you mixed Zhukov's impeccable debating style with Nod's empathy and compassion for his fellow man.
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30 Jun 2006, 08:05
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cynic
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
G.K. Zhukov and Nodrog.
I'd want to see what would happen if you mixed Zhukov's impeccable debating style with Nod's empathy and compassion for his fellow man.
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oh how i wish POTM was still around :/
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30 Jun 2006, 08:26
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
G.K. Zhukov and Nodrog.
I'd want to see what would happen if you mixed Zhukov's impeccable debating style with Nod's empathy and compassion for his fellow man.
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yahwe?
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30 Jun 2006, 11:30
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1up on you
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
pig could be his Tyler Durden. Except he'd be a stocky brummie rather than Brad Pitt.
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Brad Pitt is a stocky brummie he just hides his accent rather well!
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30 Jun 2006, 12:09
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Gone
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
oh how i wish POTM was still around :/
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Answer your chuffin' PM's!
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30 Jun 2006, 14:44
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And you expected Kittens?
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
I'd go for Nodrog and MM, just for the sheer comedy value of bringing Satan to earth
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30 Jun 2006, 14:46
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Gone
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
I don't know about Satan exactly, but with my faggotry and Gordon's own perculiar brand of robber baron capitalism, we'd make a great comedy villan.
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1 Jul 2006, 15:27
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mmm.. pills
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How did I ever miss Vampy & Vampire_lestat .. to become some sort of uber-goth :P
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1 Jul 2006, 16:06
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
Mixing JonnyBGood and Marilyn Manson would make some sort of super mod and a horrendous cover version of a great song
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1 Jul 2006, 22:16
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Re: Splicing Forum Users
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deffeh and symm
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What would that achieve? :|
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